Best stoner movie ever? - Off-topic

IMO I think it's gotta be Friday.
Plus this is way too funny:
"Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. "

Cheech & Chong - Things Are Tough All Over.
"People say it was the drugs that killed Elvis man. But it wasn't the drugs, it's looking for them. Keeps you up all night!"

DirkGently1 said:
Cheech & Chong - Things Are Tough All Over.
"People say it was the drugs that killed Elvis man. But it wasn't the drugs, it's looking for them. Keeps you up all night!"
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Lmfao! Those guys are hilarious!
Another good one:
Half-Baked: Dave Chappelle
"I don't do drugs, though. Just weed."

Half Baked is the quintessential stoner movie. Pineapple Express gets an honorable mention. Both are hilarious.
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- How High
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Grandma’s Boy
- Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
- Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
- Cheech and Chong Up in smoke
- Dazed and Confused

Indeed, How High is absolutely a must watch. Can't believe I forgot that one. Or, maybe I can believe it. Damn weed smoke.
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I would have to agree with how high because it reminds of a very stupid story that did involve me being stoned.
I had just got my very first dvd player had never used or watched a dvd before this one. I borrowed How High from one of my buddys after a night of heavy smoking. I got home and put the film on, now some how without realising I had put on directors comentery, a feature I did not know existed. I proceded to watch the entire film feeling very dazed and confused about what was happening.
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LMAO
That's awesome, dude.
That movie is a got dayum riot. One of the best.

conqu1stador said:
Half Baked is the quintessential stoner movie. Pineapple Express gets an honorable mention. Both are hilarious.
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Agreed. All the movies mentioned are good, but none can top Half Baked. I've seen that movie more times than is probably healthy.
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You guys have named all the really good ones. The only one I can think of is Dude Wheres my car?

I would have to go for "How High" F*&^ing hilarious

deffinately kung pow
doesnt exactly say anything about getting high, but movie roxz.
evil alien are french!

Friday Series, Half Baked, How High

Mannnn people are gonna think we potheads >.<

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- How High
- Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
- Grandma’s Boy
- Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle
- Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
- Cheech and Chong Up in smoke
- Dazed and Confused
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all gooood stuff

hah awesome thread
yes, 'how high / half baked / pineapple express / cheech and chong's / the first harold and kumar' are some good ones
there are too many classic stoner flics
love it

I might have myself a stoner marathon tonight! Sadly some of these movies aren't on Netflix.

cheech and chong's "up in smoke" and "nice dreams"

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Mannnn people are gonna think we potheads >.<
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That won't be as much of a surprise as many might think

Haf baked
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Watchmen

Are there any movie fans out there? How many are going to see The Watchmen. It looks awesome, and Im not much into the super hero movies.
I think I'll be dragging the wife to go see it.
While we are talking about movies, what are some of your Faves
Comedy: Any Kevin Smith Movie
Horror: Rob Zombie's Production of Halloween
Action: LOL...Waterworld
Drama: Toss up between Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Reign Over Me.
Animated: Lion King 1 1/2
I Thik ill deff go an see this.
my faves are
Comedy: Any Kevin Smith Movie (me too even jersy girl have seen zack and miri yet)
Horror: Evil dead trilogy
Action: smokin aces
Drama:
A Scanner Darkly,
Total recall (we can remember it for you, wholesale),
Bladerunner (do androids dream of electric sheep),
Minority report,
The Nines
Vanilla sky
Donnie Darko
i think i may have to update as i remember
Animated:
Dood,
I totally forgot about Donnie Darko and Scanner Darkly, those are great films.
did you know that totall recall scanner darkly bladerunner were all written by the same man a long time ago aswell ill try and find when they were written but im sure minority report was 1957
ok here i go blade runner was called do androids dream of el;ectric sheep it was written in 1968 and it wasnt made into a film until 1982
total recall was 1968
1956 for minority report and scanner was '77
Very interesting. I was not aware of that. Thanks for sharing. Ill have to run that past my father. Hes a huge Blade Runner Fan.
you should advise he read the book its not like the film i reckon its better
by the way is that guy in your avatar the clown from the devils rejects
I´m a big fan of Luis Buñuel movies
Puere and simple surealism!
ok, I really wanna see this movie, even though I have never read any of the books or comics. but quick question just out of curiousity, who is the baddass looking guy who is all blue and glows??
Dr Manhattan
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ok, I really wanna see this movie, even though I have never read any of the books or comics. but quick question just out of curiousity, who is the baddass looking guy who is all blue and glows??
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He was exposed to radiation in some way that changed his "composition" He can be as large or small as he chooses, can be material or not. He became almost like a god, but one who doesn't actually give a crap about creation. This is not your regular superhero story. The good guys aren't always good and the bad guys aren't always bad. I just hope the filmmakers don't mess too much with the story.
sounds intense, trailer is awsome -- cant wait for the movi, i believe its coming out in Imax 2
The closest IMAX theatre to me is about 2 hours away...It sucks.
Guys read this graphic novel. It is phenomenal. I can't wait for this movie. I just hope it is half as good as the comic.
PS Philip K. **** wrote those scifi books.
Favorite Movie = Children of Men
Comedy: Three amigos
action: Iron man
best overall: Braveheart
sci-fi: The last starfighter
i forgot to mention the writer i knew it was **** ive not long read frolix 8
i love the three amigos dont make them like that anymore
just downloaded innerspace (why isnt martin short in new movies?)
i like braveheart but hate the fact its untrue
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just downloaded innerspace (why isnt martin short in new movies?)
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Because there is no room for comedians anymore unless they are profane, loud, or obnoxious. Unless its Steve Carell or Will Ferrell.
I can't believe some people have listed action films and not listed my two "naughty favourites":
Luc Besson's Taxi, and Roadhouse.
Watching Taxi is great, watching it while thinking "how did they film that?" is even more amazing. Roadhouse, well who hasn't wanted to be either of the coolers in it?!?
As for Watchmen, will definitely be dragging the wife to it!
or even steve martin
id forgive him for cheaper by the dozen and pink panther if hed release something as good as dirty rotten scoundrels
jarlaxle said:
Guys read this graphic novel. It is phenomenal. I can't wait for this movie. I just hope it is half as good as the comic.
PS Philip K. **** wrote those scifi books.
Favorite Movie = Children of Men
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I was lucky enough to winb tickets to the sneak peek. This is not my kind of movie but i went last night and loved it. One of the best movies i have ever seen. I will be reading the graphic novel.
THE DOUBLE DEUCE!!!!
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i have it in my ps3
I'll probably see this movie when it comes out as well. Anyhow, as for now, I think Taken is a must. Saw it yesterday on my Tilt and it's one of the best movies i've seen of late.

Cool movie, bro

I've been getting my money's worth out of my netflix account lately and I've come across some very obscure but pretty good/interesting movies and I thought there might be one or two other people here who enjoy good movies
Share em if you got em but please no blockbusters, they get enough attention.
Interesting and Unique Movies:
INK
Visioneers
Revolution OS
Gabriel
Serenity
Right At Your Door
Deadline
Food INC
*edit- Part of the OP is obviously easy to overlook, please let me reiterate:
Please no blockbusters, they get enough attention.
The goal here is to expose some great obscure movies that most of us may not have heard of before.
Thanks
Entropy is my favorite movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0156515/
Also, Comedian was a great movie.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0328962/
Bladerunner. Best movie ever.
netflix movies
The box, and the skeleton key are both movies related to TV shows like twilight zone and tales from the crypt but with hotter women leads.
Loved Serenity but the marketing of it was not up to the movie itself. It should have been a blockbuster.
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Loved Serenity but the marketing of it was not up to the movie itself. It should have been a blockbuster.
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It's really a shame it wasn't. I was very pleasantly surprised by it.
I don't know if you've ever watched it OP, but try a movie like The Nines with Ryan Reynolds. Interesting and thought provoking.
Other good movies that I enjoyed....Moon with Sam Rockwell. Awesome one-man show.
Ink & The Nines is really good
City of God/City of Men http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0317248/ / http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870090/
Shrink http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1247692/
Mum And Dad http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1129428/
Essex Boys http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0191996/
City Rats http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1090646/
Dead Man's Shoes http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419677/
avatars awesome
but so's hurtlocker
Platoon
schindler's list
Gladiator
Batman - Dark Knight
Memento
Lotr Trilogy
Starwars (all of them)
saving private ryan
gran torino
Traffic
No Country for Old Men
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It's really a shame it wasn't. I was very pleasantly surprised by it.
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I had no idea that firefly existed before I watched serenity, was a little confused!#
But after watching that, and then watching again, it made for very good entertainment. Definately would recommend it to most people.
(Random side note - I used to play a game called EVE, I thought there were a few, not loads, of similarities between the two.)
If you're into reading films, I enjoyed "La Haine" as well, but that is getting on a bit now.
Thanks for the input guys! I look forward to watching some new (to me) movies.
Office Space...'nough said
Cat People
Directed by: Paul Schrader 1982
Starring:Nastassja Kinski, Malcolm McDowell, John Heard, Annette O Toole
Music: Georgio Moroder & David Bowie
The shining (dunno...if this was a bluckbuster)
A Clockwork Orange
A few more
Pan's Labyrinth
The Business
Jesus Son
Time Bandits
London To Brighton
Made in England
K-Pax
Leon
stylez said:
A few more
Pan's Labyrinth
The Business
Jesus Son
Time Bandits
London To Brighton
Made in England
K-Pax
Leon
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Pans Labyrinth and Leon are 2 amazing films, agreed.
Donnie Darko too, I guess most people here would have seen it though, but didn't think it would be classed as blockbuster.
OMG Time Bandits!!
You just brought back some very fond memories, excellent movie
Pan's Labyrinth was a treat too, great monsters in that one
Kung Pow! (Enter The Fist) Great comedy that did not do well on movie teathers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBbkCTBqRk
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haha kung pow is the greatest..
Rampage
Just watched it the other night, pretty cool flick.
Very dark but somehow not depressing.
Who knows what the solution might be but I have said for years that the earth has too damn many people on it.

Martial Arts films

Ok so im an addict when it comes to this, but i need something new to watch I have all the Bruce Lee films ( and tv episodes he been in), all the Jackie Chan films, all the Jet Li films, the Undisputed trilogy (great watch by the way) near enough every movie that has anything to do with John Woo, all segal and short stuff van damm, I prefer old sholl chinese films but open to offers
so any body got any suggestions for me
Yup
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Have you taken to drinkin or something?

			
				
I'm assuming you have seen the Ong Bak and similar Tony Jaa films?
How about some Samurai films? The Twilight Samurai? Zatoichi?
Are you interested in good films with just one fight, or films where the fights scenes are the reason for the film (ie several fights)?
Good stories and acting? Or just fight scenes?
let me think..... karate kid with Jackie chan in it?
thats the most recent one i can think of...
good luck
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let me think..... karate kid with Jackie chan in it?
thats the most recent one i can think of...
good luck
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that films is completely rubbish will smiths kid is so crap lol
bbobeckyj said:
I'm assuming you have seen the Ong Bak and similar Tony Jaa films?
How about some Samurai films? The Twilight Samurai? Zatoichi?
Are you interested in good films with just one fight, or films where the fights scenes are the reason for the film (ie several fights)?
Good stories and acting? Or just fight scenes?
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yeah got ong bak and Tony Jaa is cool, samurai films i have loads, basically old stuff like the drunken master them kind of movies, chinese kung fu films are great, some new stuff is ok, just like films were its basically a story bout martial arts really, just watched Ip Man 1 & 2 now there good films
Anything Bruce Lee rocks & bust's balls
R van damme's and seagal's movies considered martial arts or not
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R van damme's and seagal's movies considered martial arts or not
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apparently because they have a form of fighting technique in them yes there are unfortunately
Ong bak
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Walker Texas Ranger
Dunno if you know anything about Chinese history, but Ip Man 1 and 2 are great films to watch if you enjoy Kung Fu.
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Dunno if you know anything about Chinese history, but Ip Man 1 and 2 are great films to watch if you enjoy Kung Fu.
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didnt know about till the day i did this thread but awesome films, that good i bought them for my collection,
Demon_man said:
Ok so im an addict when it comes to this, but i need something new to watch I have all the Bruce Lee films ( and tv episodes he been in), all the Jackie Chan films, all the Jet Li films, the Undisputed trilogy (great watch by the way) near enough every movie that has anything to do with John Woo, all segal and short stuff van damm, I prefer old sholl chinese films but open to offers
so any body got any suggestions for me
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I am surprised you did not mention Ip Man 1 &2
The best Martial arts movie I have seen. Ip Man is Bruce Lee's Teacher, by the way.

Off-Topic R.I.P Thread

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This is a place to pay our respects to the ones we lost. Those loved ones and visionaries that shaped the world that we know, that entertained and educated us, whose loss we felt in our souls, and those the world is a worse place without.
Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.
Ian kilminster - oh no, wait a minute, he's somehow still bloody alive!
Orion: a small cockatiel, five and a half Weeks old. Poor Birdie.
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Welcome back, missed ya
I can't remember his name, he was the guy who pretty much was the father of all code we use. c++, fortran, python, all that stuff started from him. He died last year and made no news. Now I feel awful cause I can't remember his name.
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Dennis Ritchie
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John Lee Hooker.
I miss that guy.
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R.i.p adam yauch of the beastie boys
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Dennis Ritchie
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Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
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Didn't he also sing "Dancing on the Ceiling"?
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That's Lionel, like the trains, and he's still alive.
R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)
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R.I.P Dominoe (2003-2012)
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Aw man, that sucks. Sorry
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RIP Carrol Shelby.
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Famous Indian Child Artist Tharuni Sachdev passed away in a plane crash at Nepal. Child actor Taruni Sachdev who has acted in many commercials including the famous Rasna advertisement and her mother Geetha Sachdev are also among the dead. Taruni has also acted in many films. She is known her for her role in Hindi film Paa. In Malayalam, she has appeared in films Vellinakshatram and Sathyam. She is well-known for featuring along with Karisma Kapoor in the Rasna commercial saying 'I Love Love You Rasna'.
May her soul Rest in Peace!
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River Phoenix (1970-1993). Just read the words of the song 'River' written by the angel-voiced Natalie Merchant in tribute;-
Young & strong Hollywood son
In the early morning light
This star fell down
On Sunset Boulevard
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Yet another taken too soon, too young...
RIP to the baby bird I crushed today. Seriously, I feel horrible about it.
Come over to the dark side...
r.i.p to my sister bethann smith 1986-2006 we miss ya
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Rip.. 2003-2012 he lived the best life a bird can
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Your cat was 26?
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RIP Carroll Shelby may your vision live in your cars
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Movie Marathon Suggestions

After scouring the interweb in search of movie marathon suggestions i thought... why not start a thread at my favorite forum?
So heres my first list of great movie marathons. I will add to it later and suggest you do the same!
Marathons can come in all shapes and sizes (by genre, by actor, by director, by epoch, by subject matter, etc). These are in no particular order.
My suggestions:
- Bourne quadrilogy
- Aliens quadrilogy + Prometheus
- Indiana Jones quadrilogy
- Original Star Trek movies
- Mad Max trilogy
- Clint Eastwood American westerns (Hang 'em High, Joe Kidd, Two Mules For Sister Sara, Pale Rider, The Outlaw Josey Wales, High Plains Drifter, Unforgiven)
- Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns (A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly)
More to come
Don't forget 007!
Never have gotten into the Bourne movies have to give 'em another go...
Hannibal movies.
Dirty Harry Series
Die Hard Series
Lethal Weapon Series
Beverly Hills Cop Series
Kill Bill Vol 1+2
LOTR Series
Evil Dead Series
Troma-thon
Austin Powers!
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Hannibal movies.
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Silence of the Lambs was the only one worth a ****.
+1 on 007. the good ones. Pre Pierce Brosnin.
The Godfather
Life is really simple, but we insist on making it complicated.
Confucius
If you like those old Eastwood westerns then you should definitely watch the Old samurai films they are based off, especially ones directed by Akira Kurosawa. Also Harikari (1962) is a good one. Plus the more recent Samurai Trilogy: The Twilight Samurai, Hidden Blade, and Love & Honor
How dare you all forget about STAR WARS?
Friendship OVER!
Edit: Back To The Future
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How dare you all forget about STAR WARS?
Friendship OVER!
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Also based of samurai films
Rambo
James bond
Children of the corn
Nightmare on elm street
Halloween
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- Paranormal Activity
- Batman
- Spiderman
- Iron Man
- Scary Movie
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- Paranormal Activity
- Batman
- Spiderman
- Iron Man
- Scary Movie
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Paranormal activity 4 was total bullish*t.
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Paranormal activity 4 was total bullish*t.
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Yes, 100% ****.
No one mentioned
The Matrix Trilogy...
Harry Potter series...
Perhaps instead of a movie marathon, go outside?
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Paranormal activity 4 was total bullish*t.
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All of them are. THats why I didnt watch any of them.
Over 9 hrs of medieval crap and story, with substance unlike lotr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pillars_of_the_Earth_(miniseries)
LoopDoGG79 said:
Perhaps instead of a movie marathon, go outside?
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boborone said:
Over 9 hrs of medieval crap and story, with substance unlike lotr
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pillars_of_the_Earth_(miniseries)
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Is it better than Game of Thrones?

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