The Worst Things That Could Happen To An Android Owner - Off-topic

Post some of the worst things that could happen to an Android owner, things that would make you go WTF!! I'll start, you brick your device while on vacation.

XDA doing server maintenance when you want to download a rom.

You wake up....and ur androids an iphone!
Dun Dun Duuuuun!!!!
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Your phone hardbricks and is not even booting.
Or the screen shatters.

Apple sues Google and wins and android goes bye bye
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063_XOBX said:
XDA doing server maintenance when you want to download a rom.
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Doing three full wipes between ROM installs to find out xda was just doing maintenance, and it wasn't just my phone. FML.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Doing three full wipes between ROM installs to find out xda was just doing maintenance, and it wasn't just my phone. FML.
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The 3 full wipes are S.O.P.
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redneck_666 said:
The 3 full wipes are S.O.P.
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OK, I give up...what's sop?
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i didnt know either but googles guess was 'standard operating procedure'... i bought into it...

BNaughty said:
i didnt know either but googles guess was 'standard operating procedure'... i bought into it...
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Ahhh..yup, makes sense. My phone is still F'd though. I think my WiFi antenna got borked when my phone hit the pavement last week. FML.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Ahhh..yup, makes sense. My phone is still F'd though. I think my WiFi antenna got borked when my phone hit the pavement last week. FML.
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same with other wifis?

jpitch2415 said:
Apple sues Google and wins and android goes bye bye
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This would be the worst thing that could happen , I think might kill myself in disgust if it does ..... I would then leave a note stating that I have entered the afterlife in search Steve jobz so can put a hurting on him ....:banghead:
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same with other wifis?
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Eh? Not sure what you mean, but I've tried three different modems, hoping it is a software thing, but to no avail. Meanwhile, as soon as I turn off wifi, everything connects and works as it should.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Eh? Not sure what you mean, but I've tried three different modems, hoping it is a software thing, but to no avail. Meanwhile, as soon as I turn off wifi, everything connects and works as it should.
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did you check your wifi in the house? i mean like reboot it, and what phone is it

fleurdelisxliv said:
did you check your wifi in the house? i mean like reboot it
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Oh, yeah...of course. I don't know if i've made myself clear enough though. Last week, I dropped my phone on a rocky driveway and shattered the screen, and I'm thinking it might have suffered some internal damage as well.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Oh, yeah...of course. I don't know if i've made myself clear enough though. Last week, I dropped my phone on a rocky driveway and shattered the screen, and I'm thinking it might have suffered some internal damage as well.
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that cld be the prob lol time for the note 2

fleurdelisxliv said:
that cld be the prob lol time for the note 2
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10 months into my 2 year contract too. My wife graciously offered me her upgrade, so that's what I might do.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
10 months into my 2 year contract too. My wife graciously offered me her upgrade, so that's what I might do.
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thats nice of her

fleurdelisxliv said:
thats nice of her
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She hasn't used an upgrade in 5 years. She takes her dads iPhones everytime he gets a new one, which is often. They're all too brainwashed to try Android. I'm outnumbered 9-1.

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She hasn't used an upgrade in 5 years. She takes her dads iPhones everytime he gets a new one, which is often. They're all too brainwashed to try Android. I'm outnumbered 9-1.
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dang i have my whole fam on android even converted a cple from iphone. my dad hates all of it he thinks his tundra is better but i wont let him change back

Related

I'm AWKWARD, how can I change that?

Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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What you have to do is stop being awkward and start being awesome... now, where is that drunk thread?
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Meh, wouldn't worry about it.
You're young, that's normal.
In my experience the cocky and obnoxious kids turned out to be dicks and the quieter, shy people ended up being awesome.
As you get older that will all start to change don't worry.
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
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Oh God, CTM is going to give the nerds and the bees talk to Allen....RUN!!!!!
-We do what we must because we can. For the good of all us, except the ones who are dead.-
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Hahahaha
Nah I think ill leave that one up to his folks
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This is my situation. I go to a ghetto school with like 37 kids and im like the quietest one there.. They always think im weird cuz of that. Its a school. I put it this way. "In 5 years who are these people gonna be to me?" You just gotta stop worrying. If they don't like you for who you are oh well.
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I was the same! Tried to keep work and personal life separate. Was very shy wouldn't go to work functions etc would make up excuses. I was between 18-20 and guess i hadn't really grown up.was scared to accept that i wanted those work colleagues as friends but it was line i was crossing. Plus it got really hard when i fancied a girl at work but just froze and couldn't pluck up courage to ask her out.
Now im well confident...and married but love going out and just socializing. If only i had my confidence now back then!
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Have you heard or read this before?
Reinhold Niebuhr said:
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
Courage to change the things I can,
And wisdom to know the difference
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Well as much as I find it offensively overused and therefore raped of its true sentiment, it is good advice. Forget what you've come here to ask and remember that sometimes things are just what they are and you can't always "fix" everything. Also, just because you perceive things one way doesn't mean other people do. For all you know there could be some hot girl sat across the room from you thinking "He's not like the other guys, and I like that". Be yourself and learn to be happy about who you are, rather than trying to change it.
I've always been a quiet, shy kind of person, but as I've grown and become happier with it it's turned from shyness into a character trait that people know me for and respect. I've become the "strong silent type".
Wow awesome!
I was called shy and awkward like 3 times yesterday....but ill stay how I am...
Thanks!!
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Nah man,if you are awkward and not so social,i suggest you to find some class buddies.if you want and can be awesome,it doesnt mean you will become a ****.trust me,i went through it also,and now everyone likes me.
interesting thread topic... but just try to act like the other people in your class do, and do the things they do, (but dont smoke or do drugs to fit in or whatever those stupid kids do)
VeryCoolAlan said:
Okay so people have been telling me that I'm awkward because in my advisory class I rarely talk.....I call it shyness they call it awkwardness.
Also when I like someone I freeze and get awkward ....how can I change that?
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Im still awkward ....
VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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You're are....alive?
M_T_M said:
You're are....alive?
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Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/
VeryCoolAlan said:
Oh wow you're still here too? Haha
I think mostly everyone else that I knew left :-/
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I'm eternal...
Also, nice to see an old troll back in business :highfive:
OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ???????
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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OMG someone bumped an old thread!!!!! ��������������
WHERE ARE THE MODS?!???!!??!
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Well then... when a mod tells you to post kittens... You post kittens!
(And for the record, awkward is so much more fun than boring!)
Someone summon the doge army
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Im still awkward ....
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Strange Addiction/Habit

Do you have a strange addiction and or habit?
Addiction
Example: Smelling an object every time you come in contact with it.
Habit
Example: Chewing on your finger nails.
I'm still trying to think if I have one right now...
Let the chaos ensue!
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Throwing things at people.....when I'm mad.....
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
I can't stop cleaning my phone.
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can't stop singing in the shower
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Babydoll25 said:
Throwing things at people.....when I'm mad.....
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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Not surprised at all There are plenty of stuff to throw from the kitchen.
I swear, last kitchen joke ever.
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When I'm in the shower, I wash everything twice. But I only partake once a week. So I guess it's par for the course.
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Addiction:
- crepes (euro-pancakes) - Im on a Keto diet (zero carbs for 6 days), but every 7th day (refeed day) I eat ONLY crepes with every single sugar food there is: honey, nutella, Jam ..
- Books & TV shows
Habit:
- aligning stuff that is not aligned.
- turning my head left-right when listening to the music (I heard that there actually are people doing this, and it's a condition, and it's very rare)
- at least once a day I need to make/repair something, or upgrade/improve it (phone, gadget, shelves, woodwork, stuff I may eventually use..)
Listening to armin van buuren backwards
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Igoritza said:
Habit:
- aligning stuff that is not aligned.
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I'll join you on this one
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LordManhattan said:
I'll join you on this one
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That would be OCD. lol
Also with me, I have a habit of smoking like a chimney when I go to a party (even more if it's a bad party [smoked half a pack in 2 hours last night] lol) but I can go a few days without touching a cigarette.
Agre That would be OCD
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Agre That would be OCD
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This, but I don't think anyone's serious here to take that.
LordManhattan said:
Not surprised at all There are plenty of stuff to throw from the kitchen.
I swear, last kitchen joke ever.
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Duck.....NAO!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
Babydoll25 said:
Duck.....NAO!
Wasn't me!! I didn't do it!
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You still have stuff to throw from the kitchen? Or do you go retrieve the stuff you threw already. But then the question pops up, why are you stepping out of the kitchen?
jaszek said:
That would be OCD. lol
Also with me, I have a habit of smoking like a chimney when I go to a party (even more if it's a bad party [smoked half a pack in 2 hours last night] lol) but I can go a few days without touching a cigarette.
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Same here. I also refuse to buy cigarettes, and will only purchase/bum them from people around me that are smoking. Well, I have my own whenever I go to a casino.
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jcoreyelmore said:
Same here. I also refuse to buy cigarettes, and will only purchase/bum them from people around me that are smoking. Well, I have my own whenever I go to a casino.
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I still buy cigarettes though. lol
jaszek said:
That would be OCD. lol
Also with me, I have a habit of smoking like a chimney when I go to a party (even more if it's a bad party [smoked half a pack in 2 hours last night] lol) but I can go a few days without touching a cigarette.
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No it's not! How dare you!
EDIT: Oh, i also have a severe case of denial syndrome
I dont understand occasional smokers .. If I were to abandon smoking for 3 days, I would never see another cigarette. This way, Im burning 25-30 cigs a day.
damn, I wish these would sell here in Serbia:
The company I work at just got a cappuccino machine for the break room, which is complimentary to all employees, and, well, enough said...
I always make sure the toilet paper is unrolling from the top. It pisses me off when people install it coming out from the bottom.

How'd ya get them to do it?

So I've been working at it for a while, and I've finally got half of my immediate family's phones rooted.
To get my brother to do it, he wanted an app to work and he wanted his Optimus V to stop crashing. Sold on root and later ICS/CWM.
I told my dad about Titanium Backup and how easy it was to root the Motorola Triumph and he was sold. And now working on getting him to agree to his Evo V 4G. (although it probably won't happen)
Mom has a dumphone.
And once I unbrick my Samsung Epic 4G, I'll root it and give it to my sister. (Heh heh heh, technically cheating, but who cares.)
So my question is, how did you get your family members and friends to let you root and screw around with their stuff?
I mean, ahem, make it better? :angel:
I didnt tell my brother i rooted and flashed a custom rom on his phone. He has never been happier with the sudden unexplained increase in performance lol.
Told my sister it would make it better
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Everyone in my family it seems has either dumb phones or iPhones.
People always ask me, I never really ask them.
veeman said:
Everyone in my family it seems has either dumb phones or iPhones.
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Same difference.
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kylec said:
I didnt tell my brother i rooted and flashed a custom rom on his phone. He has never been happier with the sudden unexplained increase in performance lol.
Told my sister it would make it better
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Hahahaha, that's hilarious Kylec. Something I should've considered doing. Didn't you have to wipe the memory to do it though?
thebeastglasser said:
Hahahaha, that's hilarious Kylec. Something I should've considered doing. Didn't you have to wipe the memory to do it though?
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Titanium Backup...
veeman said:
Titanium Backup...
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Gotcha
I just took the phone straight out of my brothers hand rooted and instantly flashed it. When he asked what I'd done to it, I simply said "You'll see".
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My moms atrix is stock but my dads is my old atrix and he wanted what i thought was best so i hooked it up. Now my mom complains ur dads phone is so much faster. She will come around one day
MARBLE WHITE GALAXY SIII
thebeastglasser said:
Hahahaha, that's hilarious Kylec. Something I should've considered doing. Didn't you have to wipe the memory to do it though?
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Yup titanium backup
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Chloroform, lots of it.....
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iok1 said:
Chloroform, lots of it.....
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Works on the female 2nd and 3rd cousins really well. :good:
Oh we're talking about phones....
iok1 said:
Chloroform, lots of it.....
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Its my favorite pickup line...weird iok...I used that in another thread....on you....
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In case any of you are wondering, I just put a couple ROMs on my brother's phone... never had an OpV and it turns out the ones I put on it were buggy as hell... yup, he'll never let me touch his phone again
Unless I happen to have some chloroform of course...
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Its my favorite pickup line...weird iok...I used that in another thread....on you....
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I must have bad memory then.
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I begged them like a dog lol.
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My roommate got jealous of what I was doing with my captivate back in the day, so he wanted me too hook him up. I taught him how to do everything, and introduced him to XDA.
Swyped from my HTC One X using XDA premium.
Used Google Now in front of Mommadukes and she had to have it. She is now Rommed and playing in the big leagues. Can't believe how many stock widgets she had everywhere. Looking pretty clean if I do say so myself:
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Will definitely have to charge to do all this for non-family in the future. Going from stock to Rommed and fully set up is a pain in the butt =p
Very clean. Mind sharing?
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Yes girls know about XDA
you can thank a girl on here

Warn Thread

Give people warnings as in something not to do because of personal experience. Like an example would be "Don't touch hot things" and people will know not to do it because 1 other person has done it and it wasn't pleasant. Well in short words. Learn from other's errors.
@Moderators: Looked through a few pages and did a search. And found nothing. If there is another thread like such, don't kill me please.
I'll start:
@eBay users: If it comes from China there will be a huge chance it'll be a ripped off cheap version of what you where expecting.
Why?: Copyright laws in china.
P.S.: No wonder their economy is good
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@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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@iPhone users -
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@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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Thats a great idea!
Android>iOS... Android FTW!
063_XOBX said:
@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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Just did this. My computer is much MUCH faster now. Thanks!
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And everyone knows that alt+f4 toggles the swagger mode in windows
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Danial723 said:
And everyone knows that alt+f4 toggles the swagger mode in windows
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Ctrl + W works great too!
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Don't consume cyanide.
Never buy a brand new apple product
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063_XOBX said:
@Windows Users: Delete the System32 file. It's full of garbage. A clever dog told me to and I've never looked back.
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Wait.. you're not kidding?!
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Jimlarck said:
Wait.. you're not kidding?!
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It's true. Trust me. I repair computers for a living.
Also, Don't repair external camera flashes without discharging the capacitor and being properly grounded, unless you like getting shocked by 1000V of electricity and getting knocked back 2 metres and having your heart stopped for 2 seconds.
fleurdelisxliv said:
Tha shocker!!!!!!!
MARBLE WHITE GALAXY SIII
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I've warned many people here about this. Your life will continue to suck if you don't listen to Steel Panther.
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jaszek said:
It's true. Trust me. I repair computers for a living.
Also, Don't repair external camera flashes without discharging the capacitor and being properly grounded, unless you like getting shocked by 1000V of electricity and getting knocked back 2 metres and having your heart stopped for 2 seconds.
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First two pages in the thread and I learned something new. I thought people would start posting useless wanna-be-funny posts.
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Yes!! It made my PC so much faster! It worked. I deleted the system 32 and it worked!!!
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jaszek said:
It's true. Trust me. I repair computers for a living.
Also, Don't repair external camera flashes without discharging the capacitor and being properly grounded, unless you like getting shocked by 1000V of electricity and getting knocked back 2 metres and having your heart stopped for 2 seconds.
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+1 camera flashes are no joke. Always discharge first.
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[OffTopic] help,I'm going mad

I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.
I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.
So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my father red handed with his meat in my GF.
I was PISSED, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.
Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.
Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?
OR
Pack my stuff and be on my way.
Here's pics of my GF for you lot as I know you'll ask.
http://postimg.org/image/6a12ulof7/d76f4251/
Ichigo said:
He's your father, he has every right.
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Do you even read bro?
Ichigo said:
Yes. OP's girlfriend is a hot gril. So watt?
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Welp...
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Get it? ?
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I imagine the OP be like: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU... *blam*
Get even with dad! Give your mum a go.....
Father always knows best. You should just be cool and let your father have his way with your GF. He's experienced enough to show you how it's done.
Just wipe and recook. No worries, at least you know dad still can cook...have him do it up!!!
Quick...post memes!! MODS ARE SLEEP!!!1!11!111 :silly::silly::silly:
Ichigo said:
Yes. OP's girlfriend is a hot gril. So watt?
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grils r hawt
Ichigo said:
MODS MODS MODS!!! (are here)
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You post that like the Mods had been gone???
took me years but I finally found one that could handle my big meat
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took me years but I finally found one that could handle my big meat
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If only we could thank posts hahahaha
It's all fun and games til the thread gets deleted. ?
Upgrade your GF mate
Ichigo said:
I was under the impression that I had successfully overthrown the mods of XDA.
Apparently I was incorrect.
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We are EVERYWHERE!
My GF has a nice rack:
Ichigo said:
I was under the impression that I had successfully overthrown the mods of XDA. ?
Apparently I was incorrect. ?
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Toledo_JAB said:
took me years but I finally found one that could handle my big meat
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Wait thought you was a vegan?
Ichigo said:
I was under the impression that I had successfully overthrown the mods of XDA. ?de10
Apparently I was incorrect. ?de1e
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Better luck next time, no worries.
Judging the unjustly.....
Ichigo said:
Do certain mods have more power than others? What is the ranking order of xda? And where do the portal writers come in? And I'd just have to assume the admins are above the mods and the forum administer is above them.
And then, of course, I'm at the very top, above the FA.
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Tijmen said:
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His question has been moved to teh right fora, mate... :victory::victory::victory:
Let teh trolling continue! Also... @Ichigo ...quit posting non sense you troll, serious thread is serioous

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