I'll start...
When you start this topic, half-knowing it'll get closed; half-knowing you won't remember starting it in the first place.
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YKYTDW you're unconscious.
MilkyJoePD said:
I'll start...
When you start this topic, half-knowing it'll get closed; half-knowing you won't remember starting it in the first place.
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You take all the fun out of it by saying you know you shouldn't post it and it will get closed, what can we troll you about now?
YKYTD when you make a pass at your wife because you thought she was someone else's instead
Ur teeth keep tasting the bottle in ur hand!
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You tilt the bottle and you're wondering why there's nothing coming out of it, then you realise the bottle cap's on... Happens EVERY time.
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When you piss yourself.
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I just realised I started this (as drunkenly predicted).
I have a few I suppose, I'll see if I can kick start this ****. Chances are I'll forget again.
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You Know You're Too Drunk when you think iOS is better than Android.
''Evil corrupts the mind of the weak but fails to feed off the mind of the strong''
When you have a dream one night, that the tree has lost its middle, so you build a trunk of chicken wire.
You try to hold it up but the wire turns to lizard skin, then you climb inside.
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KidCarter93 said:
You Know You're Too Drunk when you think iOS is better than Android.
''Evil corrupts the mind of the weak but fails to feed off the mind of the strong''
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One can't simply be that drunk..
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When that weird-looking woman in the corner of the pub starts to look strangely attractive.
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When that weird-looking woman in the corner of the pub starts to look strangely attractive.
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Ykytd when you need subtitles as you speak.
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When you light the wrong end of a cig.
Also, speaking from personal experience, when you hold the cig past the filter when its getting short and burn the sides of your index and pointer finger.
063_XOBX said:
When you light the wrong end of a cig.
Also, speaking from personal experience, when you hold the cig past the filter when its getting short and burn the sides of your index and pointer finger.
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Ykytd when you(I) smoke...
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063_XOBX said:
When you light the wrong end of a cig.
Also, speaking from personal experience, when you hold the cig past the filter when its getting short and burn the sides of your index and pointer finger.
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QFT
This happened to me many times when I use to smoke.
YKYTDW you bump the YKYTDW thread.
063_XOBX said:
YKYTDW you bump the YKYTDW thread.
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YKYTDW when you find it hilarious that you said I'm TD because I bumped the YKYTDW thread.
When you get pulled over and your laughin......
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For a science fair project I'm testing how fast people react based on their age. I need more subjects. I found an app by chingy1788 called Reaction Time that works well. it is free. So if you would post a screenshot along with your age (a range is fine like 45-50, 50-55) Yea, so thanks
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Don't do it, it's a trap
Ill do ot later when i get out of class
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OK ill bite
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Here ya go
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That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!
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That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
But okay, i'm the fastest man in the universe. 1 ms. I'm 25. Contact Guinness!
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........... hes right the app also gives false readings too
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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True u could try that lol
htc fan89 said:
there's always the old fashion way of Scaring Jebus out of someone and timing there facial muscles
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Hah, and make good use of any front facing camera..
103 years old! I destroyed all of you lazy kids! HA!
103? I bet you're like this then.
LordManhattan said:
103? I bet you're like this then.
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Actually I'm like this!
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Cool! You're Orlando Cole!
LordManhattan said:
Cool! You're Orlando Cole!
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Give or take a few letters!
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you really want to see insane reaction times..
Pull stat data from Star craft 2 "diamond" macro players.
LordManhattan said:
That app is crap. It doesn't register multiple taps, so you can tap like crazy and get results like Sarni without any problems.
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Its not that bad.it works ok for my purposes... And you know of a better app?
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Hah, i haven't exactly looked for another app that does the same thing, so no
20.
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Inspired by this thread, I searched and was surprised to see this didn't already exist.
Simply post your favorite chat up/break up lines here.
I'll get the ball rolling with - You're like a dictionary cause you add meaning to my life.
And the break up line - My goldfish died and I can't cope. Sorry.
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Chat up: Nice legs, What time do they open.
Break up: Sorry, Its not me, its you.
Good day to you madam, lovely weather we are having.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
Get your coat. You've pulled
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Break up text: ily.
Girl: obviously...
Me: no I'm leaving you.
Sent from Mount Olympus via Hermes.
Chat up: DAT ass.
Break up:
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Break-up line - "I'm not sure our relationship can survive me going to prison"
Chat-up line - "Hi there, I'm a bad boy - wanna see my rap sheet?"
Chatup line - You don't sweat much for a fat chick.
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Okay, I used all these and I got slapped around 10 times. What is this ****?
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VaderSKN said:
Okay, I used all these and I got slapped around 10 times. What is this ****?
:trollface:
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I never said they were good
Boyid you fall from heaven?
Girl:Aww, that's so sweet <3
Boy:Cause you sure as hell messed up your face a bit.
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I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickel
What's a pretty girl like you doing with a face like that?
m1l4droid said:
My typical chat up line:
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Look into my eyes...
Pick-up line: You're the hottest goat I've seen in days
Break-up line: I was trolling you, babe. I was only with you so I could hack Cupertino home base from your IP. See you in 15-20.
Pick up line: ERMAHGERDDDD
Breakup Line: No...I think you were retard when we met.....
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debrancherenzym said:
Pick up line: ERMAHGERDDDD
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You just reminded me of this -
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"Knowledge is power" = Read, Read, Read!
KidCarter93 said:
You just reminded me of this -
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"Knowledge is power" = Read, Read, Read!
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You're fired. Pack your stuff and get the **** out of here.
Auf wiedersehen
Chat up: I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.
Break up: Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.
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Get out. Just go. We are through. Through. Because of your actions, you scorpion woman.
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Did you just quote The Bold and the Beautiful?
I don't want to know..
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LordManhattan said:
Did you just quote The Bold and the Beautiful?
I don't want to know..
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Both lines are from the same movie.
I am kind of bored of Memphis May Fire, Of Mice & Men, Woe Is Me, As I Lay Dying, and Sleeping With Sirens. Just started listening to Betraying the Martyrs but they're already getting old. I'm Making this thread for ideas for people like me for new bands, unknown bands that are getting there (Crown the Empire = example)... So go ahead and start posting some new music for all us metalheads out there to enjoy. Or you can just post your favorite band here or bandS and why.... you'd be surprised at the bands that epople dont know of.
Search, and you shall find:
OT METAL MUSIC THREAD
Well the old bmth is coming back with shadow moses from their album and parkway drive's new album is good. Like moths to flames and The plot in you is also good.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
Search, and you shall find:
OT METAL MUSIC THREAD
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Thanks man. I been googling and not coming up with much i havent heard or just want to listen to. Also not really metal but nu hard rock Brian Head ex member or Korn started a new band called In Love & Death... Pretty cool. I was there for their premiere before the official name was realeased and i had videos and pics but they got wiped off my sd card
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Lol i do just about any metal like metalcore and deathcore. I do vox for my band "while legends sleep" havecyou listened to periphery? Or born of Osiris and veil of maya?
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Lol i do just about any metal like metalcore and deathcore. I do vox for my band "while legends sleep" havecyou listened to periphery? Or born of Osiris and veil of maya?
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Yep... I love me some periphery every once in a while. I had the periphery symbol as my wallpaper at one point
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And i need parkway drive's new album! I only got deep blue and horizons :/
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moparfreak426 said:
And i need parkway drive's new album! I only got deep blue and horizons :/
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Atlas is fav yet by them! yes you need to have it.
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Atlas is fav yet by them! yes you need to have it.
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i know one thing ill be downloading tommorrow lol....
Bump
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Five finger death punch
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Bring me the horizon released another single of the new album. The new album sounds promising.
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Search, and you shall find:
OT METAL MUSIC THREAD
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I still stand behind my post.
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
LoopDoGG79 said:
I still stand behind my post.
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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I wish I could give thanks on this thread lol. thanks man. idk why this thread was risen from the dead
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Miss may I, parkway drive, and a day to remember (not as hardcore as the other two but love their songs)
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spitfire2425 said:
Miss may I, parkway drive, and a day to remember (not as hardcore as the other two but love their songs)
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I do like your style my friend. I like adtr's covers best
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Wouldn't this fall under the What are you listening to thread? >.> cool, if not...
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Been asked already.
Also, u didn't say your genre of music? Empty OP. This thread won't make it to see another day.
Why was my post deleted?
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404-Not Found said:
Why was my post deleted?
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Bwhhahahah
Seraz007 said:
Bwhhahahah
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I don't understand, there was nothing wrong with it. I wrote
“You again?"
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Dunno
but lets give the thread a chance :cyclops::cyclops::cyclops:
I play in a melodic a deathcore band named In Dying Arms, based out of Baltimore, Maryland. Check us out
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If i had to pin it down i would say heavy metal.
I'd say heavy metal too. Gojira pantera thrash metal from old metallica. And when I'm high its pink Floyd eagles Beatles rolling stones infected mashroom
sent from the state where marijuana is NOT illegal !
Dubstep
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Punk rock!!
\m/ yeah!!!
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P1NK13P13 said:
Wouldn't this fall under the What are you listening to thread? >.> cool, if not...
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It is similar...yet completely different :cyclops:.
This thread can stay open as long as it stays relevant to discussing Musical Genres, does not become a Best Genre thread, and does not become an easy way for people to get past the 10 post restrictions.
Hip-Hop, Pop and sometimes Country
404-Not Found said:
I don't understand, there was nothing wrong with it. I wrote
“You again?"
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Sorry, your post must have been deleted by accident...I didn't realize that "You again" is a musical genre....
ebm/Industrial/grindcore
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All genres, except reggae, which I hate with a passion. Especially UB40
Smooth jazz <3
I'll get this merged with the other thread later.
I have this problem..when I am on XDA too long my gf says (shouts) this EXACTLY to me EVERY time :
"BAAAAABBBBBEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
or
"You were on for THREEEEEEEE hours yesterday!"
jus curious what does your gf(wife/hubby/bf) say? exactly? same thing or different every time?
My misses used to say I was turning into a phone goblin lol
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heavy_metal_man said:
My misses used to say I was turning into a phone goblin lol
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lol :good:
"You nerd."
Up yours too babe...
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My hand doesn't talk ?
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veeman said:
My hand doesn't talk ?
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That's because you have no imagination.
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Nothing, because she doesn't live near me.
We need more activity in this thread.
Nothing, cause I'm never on XDA to long.
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conantroutman said:
That's because you have no imagination.
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Wow, I just need to learn to throw my voice and then Mrs. Veeman and I can go on romantic dates. ?
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conantroutman said:
That's because you have no imagination.
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lol :good: :laugh: (good comeback too...had me in stitches :laugh: )
Mephikun said:
Nothing, because she doesn't live near me.
We need more activity in this thread.
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she doesnt live near u?....so whos the lucky guy then?
"enjoy ur freedom!"
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she doesnt live near u?....so whos the lucky guy then?
"enjoy ur freedom!"
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Haha thanks. Love her like crazy but don't get to see her often. It's worth it regardless.
Mines usually looking over my shoulder asking "can I do that to my phone?" She's currently running cm11 on her s3 lol
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Forever alone :crying:
Turn off my phone
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She supports my cause.
But I don't go on the web too often when she's around because she takes my phone and uses it ad a hotspot.
[A gorilla dies for every smartphone.
Stop using gorilla glass and save planet earth]
Nothing. She doesn't say anything. And that's scary as hell.
I have no time for XDA when she is with me... If you know what I mean
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Forever alone :crying:
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"alone is not lonely"...as i say "enjoy ur freedom!"