Whats the funniest moment in your life - Off-topic

Hey guys ,just made this thread to have some comedy on xda.... And let people laugh if moderators accept(I wish ) .
So tell us the funniest moment in your life ......and let us laugh
Keep your hopes up high
and you head down low!!
ADTR...

The funniest moment in my life was when I commented on this one thread about funny moments in my life before it got locked. Man those were some good times.

StormMcCloud said:
The funniest moment in my life was when I commented on this one thread about funny moments in my life before it got locked. Man those were some good times.
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Same here
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lets see if this one gets blocked
I remember when I was in grade 1, I farted out loud in class and the teacher ask who did it and I pointed to the girl next to me and she got in trouble LMAO :laugh: good ol' times as an innocent evil child.

I don't see why it should or would get locked when it is in the appropriate General > Off-topic section.

Blockety block block.. Mods are either slow today or letting this one be. Hmm...
Fell off the stage at the grand rehearsal for the 'goodbye musical' (No, I didn't sing. There's an international law against that, it's called the Geneva Convention.). Was running one of the other actors through his fight-with-zombies scene, tripped over the spotlight cable and went backwards off the stage. Bloody thing was nearly 10 meters high...

Why the hell are you all guys saying block block ....what's wrong with it ...there's lots of rubbish threads in offtopic that aren't locked ....stop nagging guys :banghead:
Keep your hopes up high
and you head down low!!
ADTR...

allanrey32 said:
when i cant find the way how to root my neo L :crying:
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HFWTFZOMG!

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
gthing said:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=111777031
Epic, epic lulz to be had. Just read through those comments. Go empty your bladder first.
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First of all, obviously fake. No way it's for real, so it's kinda useless, whoever that girl is is ugly though. However, look at the users of that forum...
"REP YOU ON RECHARGE"
"YOU FRAUDIN BRAH?"
"HAI GUISE"
etcetcetc
Great user base, the phrase "get a life" comes to mind when I see people typing like they're on 4chan, aka the armpit of the internet.
Gotta agree, that's one dog ugly girl
Holy cow!!
She´s so ugly......... I prefered not to entered to this thread and see that.......but curiosity....
OMFG!!! how did you even come by that thread
Oh God if you will do this...
Think twice before give it life and sent it to the earth!!!
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The mouse is scare GOD you will make it cry!!!
Well thank you for that.
I just threw up in my mouth. Thanks alot.
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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4 or 5? Are u kidding me? That have to be at least 10. 1000 x OFMG.
GWelker62 said:
What are you guys freaked out about? I think with 4 or 5 Budweisers, and a paper bag and that is one hot chick.
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lol 4 o 5 ... plus couple of joints and some mushrooms ... and i don't think so even then.
hahaha but that is still one ugly picture (girl and car)7
she must give good H(#d
Well, I skipped later in the thread and yeah, he was "straight fraudin lulz" as he put it. That forum may be just as bad as 4chan, but I won't stick around to find out.

Happy national sea monkey day everyone!

National sea monkey day is in a little less than 2 days. I figured to myself, why celebrate then?.... When we can celebrate today!
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What's wrong with you Llama!!???
And yet another, pointless thread!!
I know! But, pointless threads are my thing. Gotta love em'!
Some days I just wonder why are you on my "friends" list
But then I realized that below the fur....you are ok
Lol
You know, I'm only pointless in the off-topic thread
Loved me some sea monkeys - was always fun "training" them. -_-
WOW just WOW
Diamond_dawg said:
WODoes this mean we can celebrate now! I'm so excited!!!! YAYAYAYA!
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Yes, but it's only national sea monkey day, no need to get TOO excited.
Everyone, have a great holiday!
How lame can some ppl be????
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
IDK, maybe their should be a contest... I think the word your looking for though would be more on the random lines
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Your topics are really lame....did a purple Llama eat your brain?
Quite possibly... I don't know for sure though
I got an aye on you
You are so close to become a spammer
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
I did get a thread taken off for supposedly being "SPAM", sheesh. I also was warned to take a picture off of my signature.... The upper-levels don't like me
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i think your running out of time here
what's a sea monkey?
I believe it's a shrimp....
I guess it's one way to get your post count up...
like mine.
yeah they're like retarded shrimp or something
but they can be trained
I don't know, why I was imagining a monkey in a scuber suit under water lol
Happy sea monkey day!!!!!!!!!!!

Really good books

I don't want this to be a thread for avid book reads.
I don't read much and i am wondering if there are any people out there that don't really read much but have picked up a book, read it, and thought "that was excellent!"
Does anyone know what i mean?
My book is Iam Legend by Robert Matheson
it s what the film with will smith is based on.
I just thought it was excellent!!!
my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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souljaboy said:
my bro has an eee 1000h ... pretty good net book if ya ask me , dunno who wrote it who
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hahaha that was awesome
Being a Culinary student, I'd say you should pick up "Kitchen Confidential" and "Medium Raw" by Anthony Bourdain. Really quite fascinating reads. The guy is just so damn blunt, and a master of words. And it's all autobiographical.
I honestly did not like to read years ago.
but, recently ive been reading more, if you are into computers, technology, or physics.
you might like these:
"The Last Lecture"
"A Brief History of Time"
"iWoz" (im not a fanboy)
"The Elegant Universe"
"Physics of the Impossible"
"Parallel Universes"
Im a physics nut, but you may still like them, they arent too complex
Cheers,
Captainkrtek
I read Day By Bay Armageddon part one and two.
AND IT WAS EXCELLENT!
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Thanks for the replys.
Its just what i was looking for!
"No more us for you"
"Boy kills man"
And "The skeleton key"
Are amazing. The first 2 are the best I've ever read. I really recommend them.
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I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!
Original Android <3ers! said:
I think you should read... OH CRAP I HAZ TWO EXAMS TUESDAY!
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lol
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[Q] Definition of Trolling

So I have been looking around and many are using the word trolling extensively. I still have no real definition on what it means to be trolling. So does anyone around here have a "dictionary" definition on trolling?
Thanks
swehes said:
So I have been looking around and many are using the word trolling extensively. I still have no real definition on what it means to be trolling. So does anyone around here have a "dictionary" definition on trolling?
Thanks
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Basically it's starting a post or response for no other reason except to elicit a negative response. See also Attention Whore with Mommy/Daddy issues and too much time.
LOOOOl, roflcopter!! OP doesn't know what trolling is
What a n00b!11!!
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THAT was trolling
I hope you aren't trolling us.
POST 600!!! WOOHOO
Nope. Not trolling. Just want a dictionary definition on what trolling is as people use it so freely and as far as I can tell never been defined on what is actually is. Hence my question if someone can provide a dictionary definition of the word.
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Urban Dictionary is your friend
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conantroutman said:
Urban Dictionary is your friend
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Thanks man.
That has been the most helpful of all the posts (with exception for the first who also tried to actually give me a definition.)
LIKE THIS
You can be a trol if you are always shouting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
akaresz said:
You can be a trol if you are always shouting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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OOooops my capslock didnt work :-D
wikipedia is your friend too lol
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_(Internet)

			
				
Trolling... like when you are fishing and slowly dragging bait behind the boat waiting for fish to bite.
Problem fishermen?
Did I feed the troll?????
pfft......
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ajeteja.
passed away from Earth?
luqman98 said:
Anyone know any members of xda has been passed away? I'm just curious.
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you will. tomorrow
*Puts curse on luqman98*
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you will. tomorrow
*Puts curse on luqman98*
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5,067,137 registered members as of June 6th, 2013 at 22:10 EST since about 10 years ago. What do you think is the probability that someone has passed away?
And if someone does know of someone I would keep it to myself out of the respect of the person.
Then again, most of today's youth doesn't know what respect is.
jaszek said:
5,067,137 registered members as of June 6th, 2013 at 22:10 EST since about 10 years ago. What do you think is the probability that someone has passed away?
And if someone does know of someone I would keep it to myself out of the respect of the person.
Then again, most of today's youth doesn't know what respect is.
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They can always Google it to find out what respect is
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That wont always work. I know when I die, none of you would know. I'd have someone keep posting on my facebook, and do an appearance in the drunk thread every Friday night.
check the RIP off topic thread
R.I.P my Manwich.
He lived a good life
deathnotice01 said:
R.I.P my Manwich.
He lived a good life
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You're curious? Why would you wanna know? Just why??
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Do perma ban members count ? If so, I have a meter long list of people who have died
Inway eforebay ethay ocklay.
He died for our sins.

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