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If you hate/love TravisBean

Another thread titled "Do you have your own website," reminded me of a stupid website I started a couple of years ago that nobody (including myself) has posted on in over a year. If there are any opinions that you wish to express about my "bubbly personality," good, bad, or indifferent, feel free to post them there. I don't moderate, and freedom of speech is the soup of the day.
http://travisbean.webs.com/

OMG, that is awesome..i love it! I guess a website needs a 'hook' to get people involved but that is a really nicely designed site!
The forum alone deserves to take off. If it had a front end that drew visitors i'm sure it'd blow up.
Was it something you did for the hell of it, or as a project for college or something?
Gets my thumbs up anyway!

I just did it for the heck of it.
BTW, really, you can post anything you like there, if you so desire.

I agree. Pretty cool site.

Who the heck is TravisBean?
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^He is, the OP.
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Common now, where all the Bean haters at ?

TravisBean said:
Common now, where all the Bean haters at ?
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Ok. Official bean hater here. Happy now?
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Pfft....
I thought there was soup.
Your a filthy liar.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Pfft....
I thought there was soup.
Your a filthy liar.
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No soup, but I just went to my website and won a free laptop !!

OFFICIAL "FUNNY MOMENT" thread

Thought I'd make this so people can post there funny moments........had a funny thing happen to me 2 days ago.....
So I lived 150 miles away from my sister,well one of her friends added me on Facebook, name"Stormie".......well we started texting and stuff and kinda got dirty...I was just flirting n having fun,idk about her..
Well I moved in with my sis about two weeks ago....and 2 days ago she said she had a friend coming over....me not thinking,I was like whatever,her friend gets here and my sis tells me to open the door...so I did,little did I know it was her friend "Stormie"....she says hey and I'm like uhhmmmmm......hi lol.
Well I sit down hoping she's not remembering the "naughty" texts.....well she starts talking about her ex-boyfriend and saying she wants to get drunk and laid....yes I thought the same thing.
Well she left and someone on here said I should post pics if I get some.
I'm willing to when I get some but don't know how to without getting band lol.
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I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Well I figured...I know that when 3evo came out people were posting pics of there gfs tits lmao
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.

We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Since when?
This thread fails horribly
Enclosed
Pics of a three way ...........illegal knife I got. Too big, switchblade, brass knuckles. I like it.
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OmegaRED^ said:
I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
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Lmao
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cashyftw said:
We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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HAHAHAHA.......ohh jeez lol
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Have you all ever wondered...

Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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K7Cobb said:
Have you all wondered if we have any famous celebrity members on this site? Of so could any1 comment who you are. [No Pranks]
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Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.

StormMcCloud said:
Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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K7Cobb said:
Lol well.........can you explain who they are
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They is a rather ambiguous term.

StormMcCloud said:
They is a rather ambiguous term.
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I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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K7Cobb said:
I thought they were a team. Still ambiguous....yea I know
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They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?

StormMcCloud said:
They being the people I named or the hollywood people I didn't name?
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Lol the people you named
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K7Cobb said:
Lol the people you named
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Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds and thrower of bricks.

StormMcCloud said:
Archer is the ultimate closer of useless threads, though it is debatable as to if he has ever actually shot an arrow.
CTM is the drunken fist of the mod world.
MTM is the ruler of the trolls and ultimate troll mod.
Vanessa is the tidier of offesive/unruly posts.
TRM will whip you into submission.
Skinny is the drunken drummer.
Boborone is the crazy hat wearing donky guy.
BabyDoll is the leader of the birds.
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Cool............I guess
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K7Cobb said:
Cool............I guess
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Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Lighten up . I'm "skinny", and I was almost famous in real life.
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lol it's about time one of you showed up.

StormMcCloud said:
lol it's about time one of you showed up.
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I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I couldn't leave a soldier to die alone. This thread sucks.
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Basically.

I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.

MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Dafuq did i just read?

MissionImprobable said:
I think there are a few amateur porn stars and a AAA ball player on the site.
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Aren't those the same thing!

StormMcCloud said:
Nope, never wondered/cared about that. "celebrities" are just people who's names alot of people know. On here, at least in OT, we have our own celebs. Like Archer, CTM, MTM, Vanessa, TRM, Skinny, Boborone, BabyDoll, and a few others.
Those guys > hollywood people.
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^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:

WiredPirate said:
^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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Exactly!

The inventor of Sham WOW! also posts here.

WiredPirate said:
^This^
And then there are all the great devs and contributers who spend hours, days, months, and even years working so we can get the most out of our devices!
And the mods who work to keep XDA organized!
Also anybody that takes time out of their day to help a fellow user out, especially the ones who make a habit of doing it as frequently as possible.
All of the above are the real celebrities here on XDA.
Thanks to them all!!:good::good:
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What are devs?
What are mods?
Who are we?
People. Some are just less lazy than others. We all share this space called XDA equally. We just share it differently. Sure, respect around here is earned, but the ones who thrive here, such as yourself (wired), and many others who don't develop or care to, add just as much to this community as someone who does. Its all about quality here, whether you rewrite code, offer advice about carriers, all the way to the trolls who entertain us on a daily basis....through some channel of events, we've all found our way here. And I certainly have thought about things differently since I joined.
OK, hippie rant over. Need to grab a 'stone.
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Ambivalent about your job title?

I'm a librarian working at a university, and I'm tired of people (friends, students, general public) thinking that anyone working in a library is a librarian. I don't stamp books, and I don't stop cataloguing work, thank you!
End of rant. Apart from that, I do like my job quite a lot.
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holgalee said:
I'm a librarian working at a university, and I'm tired of people (friends, students, general public) thinking that anyone working in a library is a librarian. I don't stamp books, and I don't stop cataloguing work, thank you!
End of rant. Apart from that, I do like my job quite a lot.
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I'm a moderator, but I'm tired of people thinking that everyone trolling on XDA is a moderator. I don't lock threads, and I can't make threads sticky, thank you!
End of rant. Apart from that, I do like being a troll quite a lot.
//this is the line I tell you about the already existing rant thread.
//This is the line I would tell you I'm locking this thread.

jaszek said:
I'm a moderator, but I'm tired of people thinking that everyone trolling on XDA is a moderator. I don't lock threads, and I can't make threads sticky, thank you!
End of rant. Apart from that, I do like being a troll quite a lot.
//this is the line I tell you about the already existing rant thread.
//This is the line I would tell you I'm locking this thread.
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Oh so this isn't locked?

holgalee said:
I'm a librarian working at a university, and I'm tired of people (friends, students, general public) thinking that anyone working in a library is a librarian. I don't stamp books, and I don't stop cataloguing work, thank you!
End of rant. Apart from that, I do like my job quite a lot.
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Wait, you say you're a librarian but you then say you're tired of people thinking you're a librarian? I'm confused. You could take a leaf out of the Unseen university's librarian's book and turn into an orangutan* then you'd just have people mistaking you for a monkey, but you'd be able to rip their arms off so they'd soon learn.
*I can't believe the iPad doesn't know the word "orangutan" but then, the Librarian does prefer bananas to apples. Oook.

How is this still open?
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holgalee said:
I'm a librarian... I'm tired of people thinking that anyone working in a library is a librarian.
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Wut?
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I'm unemployed and tired off people automatically assuming I'm actually trying to get a job. What if I just want to spend most of my day I here or with my Xbox? /sarcasm

holgalee said:
I'm a librarian working at a university, and I'm tired of people (friends, students, general public) thinking that anyone working in a library is a librarian. I don't stamp books, and I don't stop cataloguing work, thank you!
End of rant. Apart from that, I do like my job quite a lot.
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Off topic has to actually involve a topic independent of yourself. If not, its just a self serving thread. Plus, are saying you are a librarian, but are tired of people thinking that everyone that works in a library is a librarian? So, you want all the librarian glory to yourself!! Preposterous!! To you I say good day sir!!
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jRi0T68 said:
I'm unemployed and tired off people automatically assuming I'm actually trying to get a job. What if I just want to spend most of my day I here or with my Xbox? /sarcasm
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Technically if you were to sit at home and not look for a job, you wouldn't be unemployed.
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veeman said:
Technically if you were to sit at home and not look for a job, you wouldn't be unemployed.
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The Obama way of counting the unemployed
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Unless you lie about looking for work, of course. Now, if only I could afford beer. I need a job to support my unemployed laziness.

LoopDoGG79 said:
The Obama way of counting the unemployed
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Politics in a jobs thread. No màs!
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I'm a proctologist but I'm sick of people thinking I'm an a** doctor!

StormMcCloud said:
I'm a proctologist but I'm sick of people thinking I'm an a** doctor!
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Lol, reminds me of a sienfield episode
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LoopDoGG79 said:
Lol, reminds me of a sienfield episode
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It was a million to one shot... a million to one.

How to contradict yourself in less than three sentences... xD

Yeah, enough of these games.
Thread closed.

Stupid question? Stupid answer!

What's this all about, you ask? Well, it's simple, really. You ask a question, someone gives you an answer. Yes, I know, that's no fun. Here's how you spice it up.
Ask a stupid question. The next person who replies gives you a stupid answer, and then asks their own stupid question.
OK, I get it, you need examples, so try this on for size:
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1st poster: Why is the sky blue?
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2nd poster: Because gravity was suddenly reversed for short period of time, and a bunch of water was suspended high in the atmosphere when it reverted back.
2nd poster: Why is six scared of seven?
It should go on back and forth.
So im first.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Thread cleaned. Stay on topic or stay out

To meet the chick
Where was the chick?

Seraz007 said:
To meet the chick
Where was the chick?
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Under my bed.
Where was newton when an apple fell to his head?
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Out in international waters collecting shrimp harvest for thanksgiving.
What does red,white, and blue stand for?
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Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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ArmorD said:
Well they are not colours. That I'm sure of.
How is your mother?
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Depressed...
and yours?

Alive
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
Screaming idgaf with his windows down and his system up

south956 said:
If you fart underwater,can the fish smell it?
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Yes, fish have ears.
Whats the song that goes, "Grandma got ran over by a reindeer?"

The fourth symphony by Beethoven in his later years.
Why not?
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Why not not?
Why can't we eat bricks?
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Thousands of years ago,way before Tellytubbies, there was a clan of cavemen trying to perfect themselves. One did eat a brick but fell on said brick and got short term amnesia. He awoke and thought it was with his head that he broke this brick. This tradition has continued to this day and is known as karate, all for a clumsy,brick-eating man.
How did curiosity kill the cat?
Man run in front of car get tired. Man run behind car get exhausted.
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The cat was curious of where cats from, upon learning the the truth, it did suicide.
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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404-Not Found said:
Why haven't cats taken over the world yet?
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No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?

Archer said:
No opposable thumbs.
How long does thread have before I close it?
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A lot longer than it would take for me to open another.
Why do one legged ducks swim in circles?

Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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ArmorD said:
Because swimming in squares would be weird. They are one legged after all...
Why has Archer not closed this thread already?
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Becoz Archer is nub.
Why all teh people are nubs?
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I dont know what nubs are but i aint a person imma dinosaur.
What did Peter Piper do with all the pecks of pickled pepper that he picked?
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the road can move, but the chicken can't
Why am i soo stupid?

Ninja'd......
Because you have your eyes closed
How is that even possible?
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