Remembrance Day (also known as Poppy Day or Armistice Day) is a memorial day observed in Commonwealth countries since the end of World War I to remember the members of their armed forces who have died in the line of duty. This day, or alternative dates, are also recognized as special days for war remembrances in many non-Commonwealth countries. Remembrance Day is observed on 11 November to recall the end of hostilities of World War I on that date in 1918. Hostilities formally ended "at the 11th hour of the 11th day of the 11th month," in accordance with the Armistice, signed by representatives of Germany and the Entente between 5:12 and 5:20 that morning. ("At the 11th hour" refers to the passing of the 11th hour, or 11:00 a.m.) World War I officially ended with the signing of the Treaty of Versailles on June 28, 1919. [1]
The day was specifically dedicated by King George V on 7 November 1919 as a day of remembrance for members of the armed forces who were killed during World War I. This was possibly done upon the suggestion of Edward George Honey to Wellesley Tudor Pole, who established two ceremonial periods of remembrance based on events in 1917.[2]
The red remembrance poppy has become a familiar emblem of Remembrance Day due to the poem "In Flanders Fields". These poppies bloomed across some of the worst battlefields of Flanders in World War I, their brilliant red colour an appropriate symbol for the blood spilled in the war.
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Thank you to all the soldiers who fought for us so that we never got hurt, and thank you to those who are serving at the moment in war torn countries like Afghanistan. We can never pay you back the debt of respect we owe you, and thank you again for your braveness.
Users like 063_XOBX and StormMcCloud Are not welcome to post here due to their wild attitude towards everything.
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Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions
Did the scheme contrive,
To blow the King and Parliament
All up alive.
Threescore barrels, laid below,
To prove old England’s overthrow.
But, by God’s providence, him they catch,
With a dark lantern, lighting a match!
A stick and a stake
For King James’s sake!
If you won’t give me one,
I’ll take two,
The better for me,
And the worse for you.
A rope, a rope, to hang the Pope,
A penn’orth of cheese to choke him,
A pint of beer to wash it down,
And a jolly good fire to burn him.
Holloa, boys! holloa, boys! make the bells ring!
Holloa, boys! holloa boys! God save the King!
Hip, hip, hooor-r-r-ray!
I hope we all had our 2 minutes silence at 11am, watched it on the TV here. Google has a nice little poppy too.
On the 11/11, we will remember them.
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Quinny899 said:
I hope we all had our 2 minutes silence at 11am, watched it on the TV here. Google has a nice little poppy too.
On the 11/11, we will remember them.
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Yes, watched it on TV this year as I'm at home helping to look after my Mum following her hip operation. As per usual, my Dad has gone up to the village church suited, with his medals on, to do the reading on behalf of ex-servicemen and -women.
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Remember, remember!
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Remembrance Day isn't related in any way to Guy Fawkes. That particular commemoration was November 5th. Remembrance Day is the 11th, although the Sunday after is when people usually gather at memorials. This year the two coincide.
My step father is ex-army and plays the Bugle at the local British Legion today.
My total respect to those past, present, and future heroes that serve to protect our nations, and our freedoms from those who wish to steal them from us!
God bless my father, MY hero, who passed away some years back:
Korean War Vet
US Army
50th AAA
My favorite, the Sherman!
Always loved the Sopwith Camel
Oh the music, when a P51 (or a Spitfire) flies by overhead!
1. Veterans deserve a lot more than they currently receive (hopefully some of the veteran related amendments wind up passing, particularly the one related to their spouses).
2. I'm not here to troll, but telling me I'm not "allowed" like you are somehow above me definitely makes me want to.
Thread closed before something good turns bad.
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http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing/columns/story?columnist=rafael_dan&id=3052407
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Pacquiao too fast and strong for outgunned Barrera
Rafael
By Dan Rafael
ESPN.com
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Updated: October 6, 2007
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LAS VEGAS -- Four years ago, Manny Pacquiao steamrolled Marco Antonio Barrera en route to an 11th-round TKO victory. It wasn't nearly as easy this time around, but Pacquiao still got the job done in the rematch.
Landing harder punches and flurrying effectively, Pacquiao controlled the action and won a unanimous decision in their junior lightweight fight Saturday night before an excited crowd of 10,112 at the Mandalay Bay.
Manny Pacquiao
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Manny Pacquiao, left, took Marco Antonio Barrera's best shots and kept marching forward.
"It was different from our first fight," Pacquiao said. "He's a good, smart boxer. For me, I'm satisfied with that win. I thought the people were happy with that fight. I'm trying to make people happy, to give a good fight. I hope that people liked this fight tonight. We did our best."
It was the second consecutive defeat for Barrera, who lost his title to Juan Manuel Marquez in March. Coming into the rematch with Pacquiao, Barrera said it would be his last "big fight." Afterward, the Mexican legend said it was the last fight in his storied career, period.
"Honestly, this is my last fight," said Barrera, who in an 18-year professional career won world titles at junior featherweight, featherweight and junior lightweight while engaging in many of the era's most exciting fights. "He had very good defense and it was hard to break through."
After the first loss to Pacquiao, Barrera went on a six-fight winning streak before running into Marquez. And if this is indeed the last we see of Barrera in the ring -- he had mentioned a possible farewell fight during the days before the fight -- he said he can live with the outcome.
"I'm sad because I lost, but he hit me with very few punches, very few combinations. I thought I controlled him with my left hand all night," said Barrera, a lock first-ballot Hall of Famer. "I'm happy we're finishing off the career with that."
After past losses, Barrera had confounded experts regularly by rebounding with an unexpected victory. He couldn't do it Saturday.
At 33 and with many wars behind him, Barrera was just a step slower and punch late.
"I lost my head in a couple of the rounds," he said. "I think I got too caught up in things. I shouldn't have stayed in those exchanges. I should have just kept boxing him. I thought I boxed him really well."
Pacquiao (45-3-2, 35 KOs), of the Philippines, was getting the better of most of the exchanges and was doing it again in the 11th when he knocked Barrera (63-5, 42 KOs) into the ropes.
Barrera, who got cut under the right eye in the round, came back and whacked Pacquiao across the face with a right hand while referee Tony Weeks was breaking them.
The foul cost Barrera a point, but he was already far behind. Judges Jerry Roth and Glenn Trowbridge each scored it 118-109 and Tom Schreck had it 115-112. ESPN.com had it 117-110 for Pacquiao.
Pacquiao, 28, said that just because he had beaten Barrera so easily on that November 2004 night in San Antonio that he was not expecting the same kind of fight this time.
"I was careful in this fight. He's still a good fighter," Pacquiao said. "I was just lucky in the first fight that it happened like that."
Freddie Roach, Pacquiao's trainer, said thought Pacquiao would be able to knock out Barrera, who was never close to going down.
"Barrera surprised me that he lasted as long as he did in the fight," Roach said. "He has a lot of heart and guts and he fought a great fight. Manny boxed well. He showed good footwork. When he cut him off and moved Barrera to the right, it was beautiful. I give Barrera a lot of credit. I didn't like it when Manny followed Barrera around."
HBO will replay the fight next Saturday (11 p.m. ET) along with live coverage of the lightweight unification bout between Juan Diaz and Julio Diaz.
Both fighters earned at least $2 million, but only Pacquiao will move on to greater paydays.
The victory also set up a possible rematch with Marquez. In their 2004 fight, he knocked Marquez down three times in the first round but Marquez stormed back to gain a draw many believed he won.
That fight, like Pacquiao-Barrera 2, is possible thanks to the summer truce between promotional companies Top Rank and Golden Boy, who both claimed Pacquiao's promotional contract.
Dan Rafael is the boxing writer for ESPN.com.
I was expecting a KO. But honestly, I got worried when I learned that Pacman has to loose some weight few days before the fight. Never want to repeat his loss to the Thai many moons ago.
Anyway, t'was a good fight. Hats off to Barrera for fighting like a true champion.
Mabuhay Manny.
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I was expecting a KO. But honestly, I got worried when I learned that Pacman has to loose some weight few days before the fight. Never want to repeat his loss to the Thai many moons ago.
Anyway, t'was a good fight. Hats off to Barrera for fighting like a true champion.
Mabuhay Manny.
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he told after the interview that he was happy surviving in 12 rounds against MANNY...unlike other opponent of MANNY before ALL KNOCKOUT
and he said he wasn't hurt also...
oh yeah, look at his eye...
mabuhay kababayan manny!
Mabuhay Ka Manny Pacquiao!!!
Pambansang Kamao Ng Pilipinas!!!
Proud To Be A Filipino!!!
Mabuhay!!!
Hi all,
if there indeed is a 2012 event.. what would you do?
Do you think we will see something like this in our lifetime?
P/s i love the movie..
There will be indeed, according to Maya documents, but they talk about a consciousness change not about a disaster, which I believe in
I´ll try to be prepared
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"This grand cycle of evolution will culminate
winter solstice, December 21, 2012 AD."
For those interested to learn more:
http://www.13moon.com/prophecy page.htm
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Tulum, México (Maya zone)
Im following Nostradaumaus on this one. Because it makes sense.
Put it this way, right now i feel im going to try to survive. But probably when it comes to it im going to be s*** scared!
Let's see...to prepare...
1. Make a simple boat
2. Create a machine that will make urine into drinkable water with materials such as a jug, seaweed, some aquarium air lines, and a pump.
3. Inexplicably grow gills so I's can breathe underwater
4. Rescue a little girl with a map to Mt. Everest, the only place to find dry land.
5. Have a mediocre looking chick name me Ulysses
All within a budget of $235 Million---Oh...wait...that's Waterworld...
I have faith that nothing that bad will ever happen (remember Noah and the rainbow?)
the mayans dont even beleive anything is going to end, their is no justifiable reason showing why the world will end besides some mayans who sacrificed to gods who do not exist
Don't worry It's just a movie...a darn good one
OMG!! People do believe this!!!
When entering millennium many people said that the world will end, but that wasn't the case!! However i do believe that the world will come to an end, just like it begun.
another one to add to the list of hoaxes:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/33622934/ns/technology_and_science-science/?pg=1#Tech_Doomsday
Well the Earth does finish like a 10,000 Year wobble and the sun aligns with the center of the milky way, maybe the planetary alignment will cause something catastrophic.
Whatever happened with Y2K?
I think 2012/12/21 will be a bigger scare then Y2K...
i see whole 401k's being spent and the like.
But thats just me.
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Well, being an ex-Honor science student, I can PROMISE you this:
- The Planet has undergone ATLEAST 4 Ice Ages. It is estimated that the cycles happen every 102,500 years. on 2012, it is believe to start the beginning of the Ice Age. People believe that Global Warming is cause by us, but this is not so. Everything again, Everything in the Universe works in Cycles and Frecuencies.
- The Magnetic Field is weakening, and when it gets to weak, it is possible that they swap, if this occurs, then earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, tidal waves, and all are unleashed, and not to a minor scale.
- All this leads to an Ice Age. It won't happen overnight, some losses will occur, but humanity will survive.
i will flash win 7 rom on my phone ..to prepare
srbwap said:
i will flash win 7 rom on my phone ..to prepare
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LOL what does it have? advanced survival.cab?
muahahaahaha
btw to the honors guy.. why will magnetic swap? and why will it cause earthquake?
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LOL what does it have? advanced survival.cab?
muahahaahaha
btw to the honors guy.. why will magnetic swap? and why will it cause earthquake?
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THe magnetic poles have swapped in the past but I doubt this would be catastrophic. It might be inconvenient though as all our compasses will point the wrong way.
Global warming ... yes the climate does go in cycles but most scientists believe we are pushing things further than the natural cycle. Paul_Days is in the 1% that thinks this is not so. That does not make him wrong - it turned out the Earth wasn't flat after all...even though most people though it probably was.
For now I'll side with the 99% of scientists.
What was the Honours in BTW?
Well December 21, 2012, is the end of the Mayan calendar. And it is also my Mom's birthday. So I'll probably have a nice dinner with the family and get her a nice gift and laugh about all the stupid people who think the world is about to end... Right before the comet blows us all up
Hannigan174 said:
Well December 21, 2012, is the end of the Mayan calendar. And it is also my Mom's birthday. So I'll probably have a nice dinner with the family and get her a nice gift and laugh about all the stupid people who think the world is about to end... Right before the comet blows us all up
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Actually 2012 is NOT the end of the Maja Calendar.
http://pseudoastro.wordpress.com/20...-even-the-maya-are-getting-sick-of-2012-hype/
Hannigan174 said:
Well December 21, 2012, is the end of the Mayan calendar. And it is also my Mom's birthday. So I'll probably have a nice dinner with the family and get her a nice gift and laugh about all the stupid people who think the world is about to end... Right before the comet blows us all up
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maybe aliens will land and finally make first contact !
the-equinoxe said:
Actually 2012 is NOT the end of the Maja Calendar.
http://pseudoastro.wordpress.com/20...-even-the-maya-are-getting-sick-of-2012-hype/
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I know. I was trying to make a humorous mock of the myth.
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I know. I was trying to make a humorous mock of the myth.
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I know, that is why I quoted you full
Sadly there are plent of "mcExperts"* out there who regurgitate such claims, and for those people I posted the link.
Thought that your post was great to use as a bridge to the link I wanted to post.
Regards,
EqX
*McExperts: people who have absolutely no knowledge in a certain field, and after reading a webpage (which they never bother to fact-check) think they are a instant expert, hence the fast-food correlation in the name mcExpert.
what a load of bull****...
worse than the "hidden g-sensor in the xperia"
who is bull**** ?
People all over the world, let's have a chat about the wonderful game of football? Or soccer as the Americans call it?
I love it personally (obviously otherwise there would be no point to this thread!)
My home team is Stoke City FC, and yes, I know, we've been getting some real bad press lately ever since the unfortunate leg-break incident (which, I accept it was reckless and a really bad tackle, but absolutely not intentional!!)
Also, who do you think will win the World Cup this summer? I personally cannot wait for it!! Sitting in my garden in the sun, with a nice cold glass of Apple Cider, watching the World Cup on TV!
I'm excited by the world cup as well.....its so open this year as a number of great teams that could win it. Looking forward to sitting in the sun and watching it (on holiday during part of world cup)
Rick
p.s. I support Liverpool....been a bad season, hopefully with a better finish
well i am a barca fan, and play for my college football team.
dont really enjoy watching matches on tv....
i rather prefer to play.......
I'm a Norwich city fan and looking forward to the world cup almost as much as being promoted at the end of the season!
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well i am a barca fan, and play for my college football team.
dont really enjoy watching matches on tv....
i rather prefer to play.......
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Rather play myself. Played college footie when I was at college and also play for local team (Whiteabbey swifts). My playing days (except 5-a-side) are over unfortunately due to age and family
A proud Galatasaray fan here. Must say that i started to lose faith in it cause of the riggings lately...
I'm not really into football, but still watch the world cup...
...an what's for sure: Germany will win!
I'm an Arsenal fan. Going on current form i'd say this years WC will go to either Brasil or Spain.
im a long standing arsenal fan...GO GUNNERSSSS
world cup is gonna be amazing but i think spain and england will once again underacheive and lose in either the quarters or semis. not sure who i want to win since france (i support them) doesnt look likely to win. I just want a great competition with lots of flair and goals
I am a Liverpool fan, good to see no one is slagging others here.
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I am a Liverpool fan, good to see no one is slagging others here.
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Yes, I hope this also continues
As for who will win the world cup....personally I think its open this year. A lot of strong teams and some of the bigger names under achieving (Italy, Argentina) in qualifiers.
Best bet would be one of the following........Brazil, Spain, England, Germany
One team which should be there is Ireland........what happened to Ireland was a disgrace IMHO......FIFA should be ashamed as well as France & Thiery Henry
I played football since I was 6 yeras old. Two days ago I returned from hospital after my first knee surgery and now I am waiting for second surgery. :/
Sometimes football can be really painfull.
BTW, lets see how will my home country(Slovakia) struggle on their first world cup.
Football? Never heard of it:
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http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&gbv=2&tbs=isch%3A1&sa=1&q=%22mike+channon%22+football&btnG=Search&aq=f&oq=&start=0Mike
mikechannon said:
Football? Never heard of it:
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That is like what, 2 years ago?
Mikulec said:
That is like what, 2 years ago?
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More like 30 years
Mike
Football in my country is more than a passion it's almost religion. Honduras, is going back to the world cup since 1982!!!!. And do you know with what team we are going to play our first game......SPAIN...OMG...tough team...right. I still play soccer with my friends (I'm 30)...45 minutes the most...since my lungs and my body react like a 90 year old granny
Perfect app for the perfect soccer fan
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.soccer.fans&feature=search_result
im an NFL fan but i do like the world cup and i think germany will be hard to beat next cup
Ahh, the beautiful game!
Hate it with a passion. Sorry
DirkGently1 said:
Ahh, the beautiful game!
Hate it with a passion. Sorry
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How come?
This is fantastic. This is the invention of a square-hole drill and machine. Completely different from the wooden square hole variety.
http://gizmodo.com/5849810/how-the-hell-can-this-magical-square-hole-drilling-machine-works
Saw this on wimp recently. Bloody clever stuff!
DirkGently1 said:
Saw this on wimp recently. Bloody clever stuff!
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It seems the saying might well be true: "There isn't anything humanity can't do".
This is mindblowing Next we'll need square screws and bolts
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This is mindblowing Next we'll need square screws and bolts
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Now that would be a trick, threading a square screw into a square hole! I figure if we could find a way to do that, the universe will be able to make square planets. Then the world really would be flat lol
I'll tell you what...
..if you watch all the Wimp.com videos from beginning to end it will be a greater mind-altering/learning experience, than all the LSD on the planet +/- ten years ivy-league education!
I've learned more about about the human condition in 6 months of watching these videos than i have in 38 years of my real life. If you want to see what people are really capable of creating, instead of being drowned daily by what people are are capable of destroying, this is the answer for you!
If this planet is being ruined by 99% of the population, it's the 0.1% that you see in these videos that make the continuation of this species worthwhile!
To do a thread-type inception...were i to bring a person from history back from the dead?.. i would pick Leonardo De Vinci. In an era where dogmatic practices were holding the world back from immense discoveries, the few that dared to challenge the 'accepted' facts, Copernicus, for example, who 'dared' to suggest that the Earth wasn't the centre of the universe..only a part of it, these people, these innovators, led the world into an new era of understanding..these are the people who have driven the advancement of mankind.
In a thousand years from now, who will the future historians be thinking back on as the 'greats' of our time? The Physicians like 'Hawkins'? The artists like 'Dali'? Perhaps the visionaries like 'Asimov'?
Who know's who it'll be...but i'm willing to bet that the first ones for consideration will be the same people who are currently pushing the boundaries, doing the things that that we consider unimaginable, and yet are out there doing the impossible for the enjoyment and betterment of mankind!
I personally have a deep-seated hatred for the ignorance of mankind, but an overwhelming optimism that a select few can make a wealth of difference for the many!
/FridayNightPhilosophy!
EDIT: God only knows, as i sit here ,pissed, listening to great tunes..that out of 7 Billion souls currently on this planet, that my contribution to the planet as a whole is next to useless.
In a million years from now, the best that i can hope for is that my skeletal remains are part of the 0000.1% that may become part of the geological fossil record, that future generations can study and glean an ounce of information from. (Their deductions being that i came from an era where DNA destroying substances, and a penchant for warefare led to the extinction of an entire race...and that we were all obsessed by self-destructive paradigms that ended with us donating nothing more than a few genes to the generations to come, rather than being the fathers of a new and enlightened epoch of history.
Homo-Sapien? Pfft..
..in a million years from now we'll be nothing more that an another branch of the evolutionary tree that suddenly became a bookmark in history! The only hope as i see it is if people wake up to the fact that all we have is what we are now! We're living at at a turning point..and if we don't do the right things now, we'll be expunged from the record books, forever.
That's impressive!
More to the point, a square drill bit boggles my primitive Mind.
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For those who came to this post from a Google search, it has been removed and in its place is a correction based on a new understanding.
That new understanding is the knowledge that macro evolution is a lie. Anything about the universe that contradicts what a certain belief system
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says is false based on new knowledge and understanding.
I apologize for spouting falsehood and haring the belief system
of anyone harmed by what I spouted as truth.
If you need to discuss this with me, PM me.
I do believe that if religion keeps being discussed here...these thread will now "evolve" into a closed one.
Just deleted some posts regarding religion....keep to drilling topic alive....or magnets, how do they work?
Cheers,
If someone had a copy of my deleted post, do me a favor and PM them to me.
Thanks.
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
His blood smells like cologne.
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
His hands feel like rich brown suede.
He owns three sports cars and rents five.
He once taught a horse to read email for him.
He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
Excuse me but your ego appears to have leaked all over the place.
Paper towels are over there....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
Apparently the OP is Chuck Norris!
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I could have him
Anyone seen the CN WoW advert?
Maybe its old news but I just saw it yesterday for the first time.
I lol'd
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......
Omnichron said:
He lives vicariously through himself.
He once taught a German shepherd to bark in Spanish.
He never says something tastes like chicken – not even chicken.
He’s been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into a room.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number.
He’s a lover, not a fighter, but he’s also a fighter, so don’t get any ideas.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed. And right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
He has amassed an incredibly large DVD library, and it is said that he never once alphabetized it.
You can see his charisma from space.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
He once punched a magician. That’s right. You heard me.
If a monument were built in his honor, Mt. Rushmore would close… due to poor attendance.
His blood smells like cologne.
His organ donation card also lists his beard.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
He doesn’t believe in using oven mitts, nor potholders.
His reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
His cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.
The pheromones he secretes have been known to affect people miles away, in a slight but measurable way.
His hands feel like rich brown suede.
He owns three sports cars and rents five.
He once taught a horse to read email for him.
He once brought in $13 million at a charity bachelor auction, which was a lot of money at the time.
Respected archaeologists fight over his discarded apple cores.
He is the most interesting man in the world.
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TL;DR
just 30 attitudes? poor man
you forgot not heterosexual.
sent from inside big and outside small.