Life stories. - Off-topic

Let's here them, excite me while I sit and rot in one of my many accountant classes.
You Live To Die.

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LoopDoGG79 said:
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Damn truth.
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Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.
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Josepho1997 said:
Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.
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Wha...?
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veeman said:
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T
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LoopDoGG79 said:
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shahkam said:
Damn truth.
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+1 respect.
You Live To Die.

veeman said:
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Like you don't know.
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Then again...

K
So there I was at 70000 feet when all of a sudden KaBoom!....
Then I looked around to see________________
Actually a pretty mundane existence here...reduced to posting furiously here with the rest of the boyz and girliez.
Kind of wish I could step back to 1978.

Josepho1997 said:
Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord.
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This was also my favorite birthday.
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Josepho1997 said:
This was also my favorite birthday.
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I shall tell this to my kids
You Live To Die.

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What do you smoke?

Whats your favourite ciggarete?for me is walter wolf
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Mine is hickory smoke...on some barbequed ribs.
Hindu kush
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Dried banana peels.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
Luckely nothing! I quit two years ago, and haven't had one since.
YEAH, I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
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Sativa
And I have the last pack now, and when I finish that I am quitting...again. But it was usually L&Ms or Parliaments.
Luckily for me i have never smoked.... i just hate the bloddy smell of it.
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Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
1,000th post!!
huggs said:
Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
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Mmm, those are all I smoked during my travels in Mexico. To expencive up here tho
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Anything i can my hands on, but i stopped i'll blame it on the bad crowd i used to hang out with
Newport shorts in the box
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Newport shorts in the box
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+1
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nat shermans, although I rarely smoke cigarettes.
White (gold) Marlboro
sometimes i do the red one
crack.
for reals though.
Only in Amsterdam
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I smoke a electronic cigarette 24 MG
Meth
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Never smoked anything in my life.
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Y smoke cigarettes when you can smoke weed box of cigarettes is like 10$ bag of weed 10$!
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Has anyone played SLENDER?

So, guys, have you ever played slender? And what do you think about it?
Well, for me, yes i played it and i think its the creepiest/scariest game ever!!!!
Epic Sax Guy Is Epic.
Belongs in the game thread..
Its powered by Jellybeaned AOKP!
Didn't play it but saw the gameplay on youtube. It is scary but not the scariest game in the world.
I did, it was a bit boring.
Go play First Encounter Assault Recon. (F.E.A.R.) or Amnesia. Slender isn't scary
yea I didn't really care for it....also IB4L :thumbup:
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Yeah, Amnesia looks super creepy
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ShadowLea said:
I did, it was a bit boring.
Go play First Encounter Assault Recon. (F.E.A.R.) or Amnesia. Slender isn't scary
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Ahhh nothing better than F.E.A.R missing you Alma :')
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I liked the first F.E.A.R but the sequels aren't as good.
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I played it on my ipad, although after installing iOS6 I quickly got lost, but that was OK as Slenderman couldn't find me either.
xaccers said:
I played it on my ipad, although after installing iOS6 I quickly got lost, but that was OK as Slenderman couldn't find me either.
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hahahahahaa.
For me both Amnesia and Slender are scary, but I think Slender is a bit more scary... he sometimes just appears near you. that scares the sh*t out of me.
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I played it on my ipad, although after installing iOS6 I quickly got lost, but that was OK as Slenderman couldn't find me either.
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Lol
Android>iOS... Android FTW!
i don't find it scary,
the spookiness of Silent Hill 2 is way better,
but i love watching my gf play it though,
I tried it, boring game...
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LordManhattan said:
Yeah, Amnesia looks super creepy
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Amnesia IS super creepy. You get so immersed in the story that you forget you are playing a horror game. BAM! A monster appear right in front of you! Runrunrunrunrun ! The atmosphere is so good, you never know what's waiting in the next hallway.
Please use the existing gaming thread...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/viewreport.php?id=47559
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This will stump you! Please read.

So I sent a picture of my niece to my girlfriend who was sitting next to me on the couch. She instagrammed it and posted it to facebook. We get a text from the neighbor downstairs that he was watching netflix on his xbox and a photo of my niece appeared on his tv screen. He even has a photo to prove it. We are on the same wifi network. But I still don't get how anything like that could happen. Talk about a security flaw! She is friends with the neighbor on facebook. But he doesn't have a facebook app on his xbox or anything. So weird and freaky. Thoughts?
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He's a creeper.
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veeman said:
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LOL. He has been posting them for a couple of days and has no clue that we can't see them!!!
85gallon said:
LOL. He has been posting them for a couple of days and has no clue that we can't see them!!!
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Or does he?
I can see all but one. My neighbor can probably see them too.
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Have to say I've never been stumped until right now.
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What if he got the nudes that you and you girlfriend have been swapping? There's even bigger problems now..
You Live To Die.
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That hairdo and the lisp make this dude a landmark media personality...​
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That cat.... It's very cute.
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Sounds like samsung allshare was he useing a samsung tv with wifi? If so that would cause it.
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Nope no samsung tv. Its an old box tv...maybe 12 inches
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What brand of shoes do you wear?

As topic says I am wondering what brand shoes everyone wears.....I used to wear nothing but air walk until their quality started to go down hill....now I only wear vans.
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Hushpuppie loafers, air walk sneakers, SWAT style boots from a different company each time (they break easy)
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Keen, Clarks, Merrell, Nike iD...
Loves me some Chuck Taylors. Also just bought a pair of Onitsuka Tigers, and they are damn comfy.
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Chuck Taylor, Vision Streetwear,
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Chuck Taylor's, PF flyers, Vans.
Crocs.
JK those are like the sweatpants of shoes.
063_XOBX said:
Crocs.
JK those are like the sweatpants of shoes.
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I think you mean these.
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Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
My dress shoes are black leather chuck Taylor
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I was forced to wear orange crocs in jail
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I'll have you know some of those are pretty snazzy.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I think you mean these.
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Freddie Mercury impersonators????
85gallon said:
Freddie Mercury impersonators????
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In totally awesome pants, why yes!
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Adidas Superstars 2 usually. Now I have Nike Skeet.
Danial723 said:
I was forced to wear orange crocs in jail
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Were you lucky enough to get ones that fit, and werent trashed to hell and back?
Danial723 said:
I was forced to wear orange crocs in jail
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I would have preferred crocs over non-skid socks they give you in a behavioral center. Ugly or not.
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umm.. Nikes.
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!
Got these guys on Friday.
That is a sharp bead spread.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
Glad I can make an OT topic that archer hasn't killed by now lol
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Official Firefighter thread

This is a thread for all firefighters. Tell us where your Fire department is and what for vehicles you've got. I begin : we have two pumper trucks, one ladder truck and one battalion (you can see it on my avatar pic) next one! We are the 3rd department in our city.
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Wear iz tha gramer nazzi???
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They have fire fighters in Germany? I thought they were only in the USA.
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They have fire fighters in Germany? I thought they were only in the USA.
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How did you think they fought fires in other countries?
LoopDoGG79 said:
How did you think they fought fires in other countries?
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They don't.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
How did you think they fought fires in other countries?
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Umm.. by collecting water in buckets and the throwing it on the fire?
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LoopDoGG79 said:
How did you think they fought fires in other countries?
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I didn't think other countries had fires.
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Grambling fire dept we have one pumper and a ladder truck oh and a rescue unit! ill post some pics soon, we also have pafford ambulance in our station. pafford is my main job but have vol for gfd for 7 yrs
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They don't.
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What's this then
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LoopDoGG79 said:
What's this then
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A toy truck.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
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Photoshop
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Yes,nice to see what you think of firefighting in germany
I have to say that i think the firefighter trucks and uniforms look much nicer than ours in germany
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There you can see our trucks. The van is a vw t5 it stands on the left . Our ladder is the second vehicle when you look from the right.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
How did you think they fought fires in other countries?
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Kill it with fire!
Tezlastorme said:
Kill it with fire!
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Good idea! But sometimes when a forest burns fires are putted to take the combustible resources!
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Similar thread exists http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1924120
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There is nothing smiliar!
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There is nothing smiliar!
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Trolololol
Ok I'll leave now
If you mean
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