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!!im having a baby!!

i know this is like... way off topic lmao... buutttt im having a baby!! XD XD XD
i know its wrong to ask... and i apologize... but every last little bit will greatly help

are you kidding me? are you seriously asking for money right now?

I'm asking for help... everyone needs help sometimes... don't be a douche
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so you only have 7 posts eh. so a recently active member who's very first act of contribution is to ask for donations. im glad xda has become a donation drive.
on another note. congrats about your baby. all the best!

Yea I know how it looks... and thank you... I've been a member for a little while but most of the time im on here I'm looking for a solution to a Rom I flashed that's not working correctly or just trying to learn in general....
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Congratulations

I've only gotten 1 donation and I've been very active for several years now and build my own roms on various devices.
maybe instead of Roms I should be making babies! Sounds fun to me.

I already have 2 kids...can you send me some money?

Congratulations on having to deal with the worst possible consequence of sex, I hope it was worth it!
Also you're a despicable person for asking for donations.
All the best!

SiNJiN76 said:
I already have 2 kids...can you send me some money?
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I have the equipment for making kids - I need money, too! ;D
Hey, this fills a market niche... ymmd!
anyway:
congrats crimsonxhound!

Congratulations! - Enjoi your time now - go to teh cinema, go see a gig - you won;t be doing that for a long time afterwards...
(Haven't been to the cinema for nearly 18 months..... But my daughter is very much worth it, and more entertaining!)

AdrianK said:
Congratulations on having to deal with the worst possible consequence of sex, I hope it was worth it!
Also you're a despicable person for asking for donations.
All the best!
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Are you kidding? I would have thought that the worst you could get is AIDS! Get things into perspective a bit! LOL !
...Somebody had you!

Yet you asked? Imagine when your child is grown up, and someone tells that you did this very thread today to your then grown child. Do you know how that child must feel?
The first thing his/her father thought of when his/her father had him/her was to come on XDA and beg for donations?
P.S. I apologize, but I don't sugarcoat my posts.
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i know this is like... way off topic lmao... buutttt im having a baby!! XD XD XD
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Thread closed. XDA is not the place for this... you should know better.

This Is Just Sad....

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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that

OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.

PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway

LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!

PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).

Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!

I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!

Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....

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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!

I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )

Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do

WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!

orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation

Ooooooh, interesting!

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You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.

6 months later and it's still sad

bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?

I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.

johncmolyneux said:
...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?

I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!

lolwut?

johncmolyneux said:
Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.

finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.

im drunmk

a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!

nimfumpooper us I said it

ya I said it*

Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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frigid said:
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.

Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.

jaszek said:
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol

Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.

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Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol

Any woodford drinkers in??

haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.

I have a boil on my butt! How do i treat it?

I hope you guys never go thrrough it
Okay so I've had it for 5days I haven't gone to a dr and don't want tto becaause all they are gonna do is drain the puss and charge me $100
So i have draained some pus but there is still some that wont go away trust me it won't
Any ways to treat it?
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Why do you ask us these things?! Lmao!
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

Muchacho cochino
Be careful with it....you don't want it to get infected. I would highly recommend for you to go to the doctor and get it treated.

Pics or it didn't happen...

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Pics or it didn't happen...
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WTF????

Make sure it's not inside the rectum. If it is, it's hemorrhoids, and that **** really sucks. Go to the doctor, he'll give you some cream.

dont waste your time with the doc , ur days are numbered , do something better while u can

And I thought I've seen it all in the offtopic.
And pleaseee...don't post any pictures

Lol I'm gonna wait a few days until it makes a head then pop it with a needle.
If it doesn't make a head I'm screwed and will have to pay a doctor a billion dollars to do something simple
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xda isn't a doctor's surgery.....

One offtopic question))

Im sorry for a such question, but im really desperate.
Ive got an unexpected vacation on september, im single and all my mates will be working this days.
So my question is: can you link few websites where you looking for travel companions.
Im 24 male, planning to go to Thailand(not sex-tour, lol) or any other asian country,
Thanks for help)

Guys, please) Do your "thing" some other place)))
Dont wanna fly alone, it kinda suxx,

Why not sign up on a dating site? They have other options that aren't just "serious" or "committed". That's where you should start your journey.

OP, have you tried talking to girl? You don't know of any single ladies in your neighborhood?
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LoopDoGG79 said:
OP, have you tried talking to girl? You don't know of any single ladies in your neighborhood?
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I know, but 2000$+ for trip...not all of them can afford that:laugh:

Good luck mate. I wish I could help you, but sorry.
Looks like it will end up being a sex tour in the end.....
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I know, but 2000$+ for trip...not all of them can afford that:laugh:
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That's a tall order your asking buddy. So you expect a stranger to join you AND pay for her own $2000 trip? :what: Good luck....

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That's a tall order your asking buddy. So you expect a stranger to join you AND pay for her own $2000 trip? :what: Good luck....
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lol, im trying to find a person, who is planning a vacation at the same time and place as me, so it wont be boring. Thats all:cyclops: