[GAME] Type with eyes closed - Off-topic

Try and type or swpe this sentence with your eyes closed.
All developers on this website are amazing and deserve more credit than they get.
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Samsung galaxy s2
Rom: Jedi knight 6
kernel: Jedi kernel 2
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I am a gods typer!
Pretty close. I meant to type I am a good typer.
a.k.a. Josepho1997
Mock my muffin. I dare you.
Just call me Jessica-chun!

This kind of thread was created once and got locked..
I wonder how this one goes...
Edit: my auto correct knows me well..
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All debelopers om this wensiyr atr amazomg AND DESERVE MORE CRESIT THAN THEY GET.
One handed too.

E dunno wut tow tipe new ¿ Men dis iz rally haerd

Yeah I don't feel like typing that so I will just type this instead. See I have learned at an early age how to type without looking at the keyboard. I know it's crazy right?
(All of the above was typed with my eyes closed)

StormMcCloud said:
Yeah I don't feel like typing that so I will just type this instead. See I have learned at an early age how to type without looking at the keyboard. I know it's crazy right?
(All of the above was typed with my eyes closed)
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Did you use Google voice!?

LoopDoGG79 said:
Did you use Google voice!?
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No, I just know how to type is all. Years of playing online shooters on my PC prior to TeamSpeak helped me learn to type without looking at what I was typing.

fvck.
did i win?:victory:

StormMcCloud said:
No, I just know how to type is all. Years of playing online shooters on my PC prior to TeamSpeak helped me learn to type without looking at what I was typing.
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I got quite at that with dumb phones. I had typing while driving down to an art!!

All wave pools on this is veskre are amDknf and swa cwe much nkrd. Fdxjf tbz gbdh frr.
Lol. Pointless
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OK, I'm going to try this drunk, here we go:
This jx life fmdzzdz. Ffuvj
(Better then I thought)

I z
(I try)
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LoopDoGG79 said:
OK, I'm going to try this drunk, here we go:
This jx life fmdzzdz. Ffuvj
(Better then I thought)
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Challenge accepted. (also drunk, so here goes)
i vant esit for tuiyywbij tei nti nbimne iyt.
ouch.

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Challenge accepted. (also drunk, so here goes)
i vant esit for tuiyywbij tei nti nbimne iyt.
ouch.
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Lol, at least I spelled two actual words. Also I'm using the 4.2 keyboard and it seems easier to while drunk. :what:

LoopDoGG79 said:
Lol, at least I spelled two actual words. Also I'm using the 4.2 keyboard and it seems easier to while drunk. :what:
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I was also typing an impossible theory...
"I can't wait for Titanic 2 to come out."
And yes,I googled, and there is one, but that's besides the point.:highfive:

ArianaGrande said:
Try and type or swpe this sentence with your eyes closed.
All developers on this website are amazing and deserve more credit than they get.
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Samsung galaxy s2
Rom: Jedi knight 6
kernel: Jedi kernel 2
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This thtead is goinf to get lockes soon so enjoy toll it is oprn
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StormMcCloud said:
No, I just know how to type is all. Years of playing online shooters on my PC prior to TeamSpeak helped me learn to type without looking at what I was typing.
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Yeah same. Everyone should be able to do that. I was forced to learn by my parents and I don't regret it. I think this was more intended for touch screen keyboards tho.
ib4l :silly:
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Ni berdfoe the lokc
ib4l :silly:

Hey, finally found something to put my ingame chat experience to good use!
Teamspeak is fun, until one of your team members starts doing karaoke.....

How many eyes am I supposed to close? 2 or 3?
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!

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The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
johncmolyneux said:
...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?
I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
lolwut?
johncmolyneux said:
Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.
im drunmk
a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!
nimfumpooper us I said it
ya I said it*
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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frigid said:
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
Swyped from my HTC HD2 using tapatalk
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
jaszek said:
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
alex4lex said:
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol
Any woodford drinkers in??
haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.

2012 end of the world

People keep telling me that the worlds gonna end on 12/21/2012 and I think its bullcrap
I what everyone to write if you think so and if you do how do you think the world would end??
I believe what the Bible says I don't pay no mind to this retarded theorys
bord1er said:
People keep telling me that the worlds gonna end on 12/24/2012 and I think its bullcrap
I what everyone to write if you think so and if you do how do you think the world would end??
I believe what the Bible says I don't pay no mind to this retarded theorys
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What? Half of the bible is about the rapture and second coming of Jesus
85gallon said:
What? Half of the bible is about the rapture and second coming of Jesus
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I know but it doesn't say one thing in the Bible when the worlds gonna end there signs you need to watch out for but there's no date??????
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Here we go again ... IB4L
And if the OP is really certain that he is correct then he should go to the bookies and put all his money on the world not ending. If he is wrong he'll be atoms and if he's right then he will get his money back plus whatever odds they give him.
I think people think that if someone uses the search bar the world will end. I personally don't believe in that, but it seems people are scared that it will end the world.
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Simon.TS.HTC said:
Here we go again ... IB4L
And if the OP is really certain that he is correct then he should go to the bookies and put all his money on the world not ending. If he is wrong he'll be atoms and if he's right then he will get his money back plus whatever odds they give him.
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What the hell are you talking about??
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m1l4droid said:
I don't believe that it will end, but I hope.
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WTF? If the world ends we won't be able to root our phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bord1er said:
What the hell are you talking about??
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It's often referred to by it's common name... gambling.
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mznatnat said:
WTF? If the world ends we won't be able to root our phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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mznatnat said:
WTF? If the world ends we won't be able to root our phones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Dont worry, roaches will carry on our legacy
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Haha
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this will actually save a lot of $$$ since we won't need to buy xmas gifts this year
How could the world end on Dec. 21, 2012, when my yogurt's expiration date is march 3rd, 2013?
my coca cola expires at 2013
IB4L and bed... mayan-prophecy-the-world-wont-end-as-a-newfound-calendar-goes-on-and-on-and-on
Honestly, I had forgotten about this crap until this thread. I leave that I may forget again.
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Well in the words of Tools song Aenima..... Seems fitting.
"Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see Armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will 'cause I sure could use a vacation from this
STUPID ****, silly ****, stupid ****" ...
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mf2112 said:
IB4L and bed... mayan-prophecy-the-world-wont-end-as-a-newfound-calendar-goes-on-and-on-and-on
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How convenient!! It's the man trying to keep the masses down. Trying to prevent chaos before the hammer drops.

[JOKING][FUN] XDA JokeGround

Hey, Folks
What's Up ?
I ported this thread from other forum. Need some resize but you know it's fully working for posting and editing.
Here's feature of the Thread :
1. Freely Joking, even your jokes aren't fun
2. This thread also useful for offtopic topic.
Here's unworking feature of the Thread :
1. Spamming
2. Posting Pornographics, sexual pictures, sexual video, or etc...
3. Selling things
4. Say something wasn't good for people around 12 or 11 like f*ck, as*, etc...
5. Whining because your jokes aren't fun
6. Break XDA Rules.
So do you understand what i mean ?
It's mean let's joke up !
nice port, when is the new version coming up? PS: sorry for asking ETA
chemicalrage said:
nice port, when is the new version coming up? PS: sorry for asking ETA
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Around 5 and 6 days with fixed bugs, with some nice feature improvements ! There is ETA.
F4uzan said:
I ported this thread from other forum. Need some resize but you know it's fully working for posting and editing.
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Ind: Port dari forum mana tuh?
Eng: Port from which forum?
I'm just curious
PS: Well, good luck for this project
vengeance.RA said:
Ind: Port dari forum mana tuh?
Eng: Port from which forum?
I'm just curious
PS: Well, good luck for this project
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Ind : Dari InsaniquariumGuide forum.
Eng : From InsaniQuarium Guide forum.
Are a bit vulgar jokes allowed
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hsay said:
Are a bit vulgar jokes allowed
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Yep...
Boy asks girl
"Do you like to party "
Girl :"yes"
Boy :"well then get in and have a ball "
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hsay said:
Boy asks girl
"Do you like to party "
Girl :"yes"
Boy :"well then get in and have a ball "
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Ha ! I liked it !
You: Say ten.
Friend: Ten.
You: Spell ten.
Friend: T-E-N.
You: Say ten, 10 times fast.
Friend: Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten.
You: Now say ten, 2 times slowly.
Friend: Ten, Ten.
You: What are aluminum cans made out of?
Friend: Tin!
You: Nope! aluminum!
Friend: (._. )
(Sorry for this corny joke, lol)
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You: Say ten.
Friend: Ten.
You: Spell ten.
Friend: T-E-N.
You: Say ten, 10 times fast.
Friend: Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten.
You: Now say ten, 2 times slowly.
Friend: Ten, Ten.
You: What are aluminum cans made out of?
Friend: Tin!
You: Nope! aluminum!
Friend: (._. )
(Sorry for this corny joke, lol)
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Haha... altrough firstly i through it's very corny joke, but it's not really a corny joke.
Do I have to edit my post for another joke, or should I make another post?
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raensoe said:
Do I have to edit my post for another joke, or should I make another post?
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You can post another one.
Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but, if you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "Well, I shouldn't be telling you this"
raensoe said:
Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but, if you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "Well, I shouldn't be telling you this"
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I already doing this in school
Aren't we all supposed to die in less than a month or was that cancelled?
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Another one
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I was in an English exam and they asked "Write the past tense of 'Think'" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for 'Thunk'
Finally messi scores a girl. She tells him she will be waiting in the changing room. When she goes there she finds three men approaching her and one of them was messi. She looks puzzled and surprised so messi says, "sorry, I can't perform good without xavi and iniesta "
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There were three guys traveling
in Africa: a Frenchman, a
Japanese, and an American.
They are captured by a tribe of
fierce headhunters. The witch
doctor says to them, "We are
going to slaughter you, but you
might take some comfort in the
fact that we don't believe in
waste here, and that therefore
every part of your body will go
to some use. We will weave
baskets out of your hair, we will
render your bones for glue, and
we will tan your skin and
stretch it over wooden frames
for canoes. Now we are going
to allow you an honorable
death, so I will give you each a
knife and allow you to say some
last words before killing
yourselves."
The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!"
and commits hari-kari.
The French guy yells "Vive la
France!" and slits his throat.
Then the American guy takes
the knife, pokes holes all over
his body, and yells, "There's
your ****ing canoe!"
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People that always view it's PC, every time always doing this :
1. When he hit a car, he said "Undo"
2. When he want to delete something he said "Delete to recycle bin"
3. He search food by saying www.food.com
4. He said Google when he lost something
5. When he see a mouse he said, "Can this mouse plugged to USB Port ?"
6. When he see a key on a board he said "Are these keyboard usable for my PC ?"
A bear tried to bite fog, but mist.
It was an unbearable disappointment.
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All my life I thought air was free.... Until I bought a bag of chips.

[OFFICIAL] HTC One X Owners Off Topic Thread

This will be the new Off Topic thread for the HTC One X after the old one was closed everyone is welcome. Just don't do anything that will get this one closed.
You as well? Sad days
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
jugg1es said:
You as well? Sad days
I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Yup. Tons of noobs breaking rules and not following simple manners = goes untouched. A thread dedicated to take some time off development and strengthen the bond between members = closed. To say I'm disappointed will not justify it enough. Arguing with the mods will not solve anything since no one on XDA will listen to things like this. Secretly hope EVERY device makes an OT thread here. Then we'll see how locking the old ones were such a good idea.
Hello
School is starting tomorrow nuuuuuuuuuuuu
Also, \o/ for a diagnostic essay on the first day of school when probably everyone has forgotten how to write an essay.
School's a biatch :/ I know
RohinZaraki said:
School's a biatch :/ I know
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You're a biatch.
SleepyKrushna said:
You're a biatch.
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Ohai, gramps
RohinZaraki said:
Ohai, gramps
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Hello, young Rohindran.
SleepyKrushna said:
Hello, young Rohindran.
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Old Sleepy
Yaaay, the new one guys, what do you think about that strike I posted about in our old ot thread? Maybe if a looot of people would show we want OT threads badly mods will actualy let us have them?
Send from my HTC One X.
POOOLSKAAAA BIALOOOO CZEEERWONIIIII!!!!!
I own this thread now.
Y'all can call me Taichou-sama
a.k.a. Urahara
The truth! I'm really a girl!
What's the point of having an OT thread in the OT forum for every phone? Makes more sense to just have one OT forum.. I mean really..this is a mobile development OT so why have a new thread for each phone?? :banghead:
Jessica said:
Y'all can call me Taichou-sama
a.k.a. Urahara
The truth! I'm really a girl!
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That sounds like a curse word in Hindi.:what:
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SleepyKrushna said:
That sounds like a curse word in Hindi.:what:
Sent from my yellow submarine
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It's what people call the captains in Bleach.
a.k.a. Urahara
The truth! I'm really a girl!
Jessica said:
It's what people call the captains in Bleach.
a.k.a. Urahara
The truth! I'm really a girl!
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I downloaded Bleach and Full metal Alchemist.
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SleepyKrushna said:
I downloaded Bleach and Full metal Alchemist.
Sent from my yellow submarine
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Both excellent shows. :thumbup:
a.k.a. Urahara
The truth! I'm really a girl!
Mwahahahaha that is all! :cyclops:
Hohohoho
SKYDRAGON Team Leader
We should redirect every single "idiot" on the one x section to this thread. After he lands somehow here, we let the trolling begin...
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what would you do in space?

many people saw the video of the astronaut, twisting a cloth in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtXfwk7PXg
so cool and awesome. I thought about many things.
zero gravity life would be so much fun, women would not be scared to weigh. and do bench presses without tiring. and so on.
what would you do in space, of course it had opportunity?
Do flips... And pee.
Sleep while floating
Sent from my socks
should be cool, the astronaut loose things in the air, and when to come to earth, will be a disaster, everything will take hold, and will drop everything.
hahaha:silly:
Have a waterballoon fight? Take an intergalactical duce into the depth of space....hell I don't....what comes after the mile high club?
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Invent Gravity and patent it.
Root my GT-I9300 and install custom ROM
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[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
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This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III
I would float screaming SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEEE!!!!
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A transcript of the 1969 Apollo 10 mission, manned by commander Tom Stafford, lunar module pilot Gene Cernan, and command module pilot John Young, is reminiscent of the classic scene in "Caddyshack" in which a candy bar is mistaken for a "doodie."
"Oh -- Who did it?" Tom Stafford asks at one point. Confused, Young and Cernan reply, "Who did what?"
Cernan: "Where did that come from?"
Stafford: "Get me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air."
Young: "I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine."
Cernan: "I don't think it's one of mine."
Stafford: "Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away."
Young: "God Almighty"
(laughter)
Though the transcripts have been declassified for quite some time, NBC reported, news of floating "number two's" aboard Apollo 10 has recently resurfaced on sites such as Reddit.
During another instance, Cernan is apparently interrupted by another "floater" mid-sentence.
Cernan: "Here's another goddam turd. What's the matter with you guys? Here, give me a --"
(laughter from Young and Stafford)
Stafford: "It was just floating around?"
Cernan: "Yes."
Stafford (laughing): "Mine was stickier than that."
Young: "Mine was too. It hit that bag --"
Cernan: "I don't know whose that is. I can neither claim it nor disclaim it (laughter)."
Young: "What the hell is going on here?"
Source
Probably die.
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ArmorD said:
Probably die.
Sent from my premium leather sofa
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^^^ true
sony xperia ray
ics 4.0.4 rooted
stock rom
jRi0T68 said:
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LoopDoGG79 said:
This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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zelendel said:
OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III
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I can guess
Tezlastorme said:
I can guess
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i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers
deathnotice01 said:
i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers
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If you bring highly radioactive rocks that close to your junk, I'll worry about where exactly you will get mutated...
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I sure would like to experience drunken weightlessness.
-kcco-
I would also want to go up there work some hot girl, maybe even Emma Watson and play a game of chess. Imagine how hard that would be without gravity.
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jRi0T68 said:
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Was it what I think it was? :sly:
Then yes, probably.
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