Hey, Folks
What's Up ?
I ported this thread from other forum. Need some resize but you know it's fully working for posting and editing.
Here's feature of the Thread :
1. Freely Joking, even your jokes aren't fun
2. This thread also useful for offtopic topic.
Here's unworking feature of the Thread :
1. Spamming
2. Posting Pornographics, sexual pictures, sexual video, or etc...
3. Selling things
4. Say something wasn't good for people around 12 or 11 like f*ck, as*, etc...
5. Whining because your jokes aren't fun
6. Break XDA Rules.
So do you understand what i mean ?
It's mean let's joke up !
nice port, when is the new version coming up? PS: sorry for asking ETA
chemicalrage said:
nice port, when is the new version coming up? PS: sorry for asking ETA
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Around 5 and 6 days with fixed bugs, with some nice feature improvements ! There is ETA.
F4uzan said:
I ported this thread from other forum. Need some resize but you know it's fully working for posting and editing.
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Ind: Port dari forum mana tuh?
Eng: Port from which forum?
I'm just curious
PS: Well, good luck for this project
vengeance.RA said:
Ind: Port dari forum mana tuh?
Eng: Port from which forum?
I'm just curious
PS: Well, good luck for this project
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Ind : Dari InsaniquariumGuide forum.
Eng : From InsaniQuarium Guide forum.
Are a bit vulgar jokes allowed
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hsay said:
Are a bit vulgar jokes allowed
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Yep...
Boy asks girl
"Do you like to party "
Girl :"yes"
Boy :"well then get in and have a ball "
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hsay said:
Boy asks girl
"Do you like to party "
Girl :"yes"
Boy :"well then get in and have a ball "
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Ha ! I liked it !
You: Say ten.
Friend: Ten.
You: Spell ten.
Friend: T-E-N.
You: Say ten, 10 times fast.
Friend: Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten.
You: Now say ten, 2 times slowly.
Friend: Ten, Ten.
You: What are aluminum cans made out of?
Friend: Tin!
You: Nope! aluminum!
Friend: (._. )
(Sorry for this corny joke, lol)
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You: Say ten.
Friend: Ten.
You: Spell ten.
Friend: T-E-N.
You: Say ten, 10 times fast.
Friend: Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten.
You: Now say ten, 2 times slowly.
Friend: Ten, Ten.
You: What are aluminum cans made out of?
Friend: Tin!
You: Nope! aluminum!
Friend: (._. )
(Sorry for this corny joke, lol)
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Haha... altrough firstly i through it's very corny joke, but it's not really a corny joke.
Do I have to edit my post for another joke, or should I make another post?
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raensoe said:
Do I have to edit my post for another joke, or should I make another post?
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You can post another one.
Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but, if you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "Well, I shouldn't be telling you this"
raensoe said:
Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but, if you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "Well, I shouldn't be telling you this"
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I already doing this in school
Aren't we all supposed to die in less than a month or was that cancelled?
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Another one
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I was in an English exam and they asked "Write the past tense of 'Think'" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for 'Thunk'
Finally messi scores a girl. She tells him she will be waiting in the changing room. When she goes there she finds three men approaching her and one of them was messi. She looks puzzled and surprised so messi says, "sorry, I can't perform good without xavi and iniesta "
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There were three guys traveling
in Africa: a Frenchman, a
Japanese, and an American.
They are captured by a tribe of
fierce headhunters. The witch
doctor says to them, "We are
going to slaughter you, but you
might take some comfort in the
fact that we don't believe in
waste here, and that therefore
every part of your body will go
to some use. We will weave
baskets out of your hair, we will
render your bones for glue, and
we will tan your skin and
stretch it over wooden frames
for canoes. Now we are going
to allow you an honorable
death, so I will give you each a
knife and allow you to say some
last words before killing
yourselves."
The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!"
and commits hari-kari.
The French guy yells "Vive la
France!" and slits his throat.
Then the American guy takes
the knife, pokes holes all over
his body, and yells, "There's
your ****ing canoe!"
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People that always view it's PC, every time always doing this :
1. When he hit a car, he said "Undo"
2. When he want to delete something he said "Delete to recycle bin"
3. He search food by saying www.food.com
4. He said Google when he lost something
5. When he see a mouse he said, "Can this mouse plugged to USB Port ?"
6. When he see a key on a board he said "Are these keyboard usable for my PC ?"
A bear tried to bite fog, but mist.
It was an unbearable disappointment.
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All my life I thought air was free.... Until I bought a bag of chips.
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The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
johncmolyneux said:
...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?
I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
lolwut?
johncmolyneux said:
Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.
im drunmk
a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!
nimfumpooper us I said it
ya I said it*
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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frigid said:
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
jaszek said:
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
alex4lex said:
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol
Any woodford drinkers in??
haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.
which site would you rather use, XDA or Facebook?
this is second thread in the same day i bet you like XDA more than facebook
in topic : if you put in the poll ( Both ) i'll vote
but facebook got chick(s) but XDA no
lol, the thread your on about was posted yesterday dude (time differance maybe?? 4am here now)
it depends what mood im in whether i create threads or not but after tomorrow i wont have interwebs for a whole week :O
so im posting my threads now for when i return..
anyway, your right i hate facebook dude, defo prefer xda and i was wondering how many people prefer xda over facebook, or visa-versa..
i cant change the poll without a mod to do it for me, but id rather see what people pick because it is a tough decision..
btw, xda does have chicks, but very rare!!! (i think ive seen 2)
(personally i think facebook is for stalkers and trolls.. and xda is for slackers and nerds but shhhh haha)
thanks
Rn
I spend most my time here, facebook gets old fast, but google + will be fun for a while
wasnt being the first to vote on my own thread
cheers dude, XDA winning by a strong 3 votes! lol
FB for checking up on family. XDA for fun. Guess what I prefer?
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Hell I'm on a midnight bike ride and look what I'm doing. Drinking monster and surfing xda on my nook at a closed Starbucks.
boborone said:
FB for checking up on family. XDA for fun. Guess what I prefer?
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Hell I'm on a midnight bike ride and look what I'm doing. Drinking monster and surfing xda on my nook at a closed Starbucks.
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Off topic is for fun for sure , but if you checked other section there no fun buddy , ppl work hard (Devs) and ppl (read Little) but there is no fun outside the Off topic section
btw guys add me in google+
creating account now but will use google+ for adding xda users
(if and when i use facebook, it is to speak with family)
Xda all the way.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Is this even a valid question, hahaha I don't think so.
which do you prefer?
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which do you prefer?
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Do you see any votes for facebook ?
PS: I have voted.
tb i thought you was taking the piss:
"Is this even a valid question, hahaha I don't think so"
PS: you quoted my edited post
(eg, i realised what you meant)
raving_nanza said:
tb i thought you was taking the piss:
"Is this even a valid question, hahaha I don't think so"
PS: you quoted my edited post
(eg, i realised what you meant)
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Nope I quoted your original post, which you edited and now re-edited.
Trying to fool a mod is like trying to bang your head in a brick wall
And eh you I don't take a piss in public !
i aint tryin to fool you dude, my original post was:
raving_nanzas original post said:
which do you prefer?
dont like the question?.. dontpost. dont vote.
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look at the time differance betwene the edit and your post.
trying for forge a timestamp is like....
raving_nanza said:
i aint tryin to fool you dude, my original post was:
look at the time differance betwene the edit and your post.
trying for forge a timestamp is like....
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Relax mate relax
Pulling your leg , don't get pansy on me
dude, i was right, simple as..
your only saying that coz i mentioned timestamps.
raving_nanza said:
dude, i was right, simple as..
your only saying that coz i mentioned timestamps.
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No, sire I won't bite your bait.
chomp chomp
Anyone who votes for facebook should be banned
its a very random question
my friends and i were wondering how many of us are guys and girls
theaks30 said:
its a very random question
my friends and i were wondering how many of us are guys and girls
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Male. And I think this should be in Off-Topic (it might already be there )
I suspect this is going to be about 95+% males if people answer honestly.
Why is there no option for Cyborg?
Most of these will be males...just saying
StormMcCloud said:
Why is there no option for Cyborg?
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Haha, I second that. I might half qualify for that right now, with a metal cage installed and drilled into my leg supporting a fracture I sustained a few months ago (stairs are evil). That having been said, I am male as well.
mf2112 said:
I suspect this is going to be about 95+% males if people answer honestly.
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I hope you're being conservative with your estimate, because I was thinking more like 98%+. And please, if someone proves me wrong, this will be one time I will not complain about it, :laugh:.
I'm a woman
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Gotcha
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We already have a thread like that. Use the search function next time.
Closed.
....
wait...
...it doesn't work like this?
DAMN IT!!
Male. All males love technology.
Silly OP, the only women on the internet are in videos
063_XOBX said:
Silly OP, the only women on the internet are in videos
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PROTIM: Those arent women ;-)
This is a thread to show the stupid things the people we know and love say( friends, gf, bf, etc.)
Rules
1. Keep it short and sweet
2. Be appropriate
Proud supporter of VCFL
My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
Proud supporter of VCFL
jaredw444 said:
My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
Proud supporter of VCFL
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Dafuq? Lol
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I loled
"I have to go. It's just....they really need me." - Sora
A guy junkie once came up to me with a bag of chocolate covered peanuts and asked...
"Scuse me mate, does this have nuts in it???"
Should have said no....
If you are in a Church/Temple/Mosque, and suddenly someone you know hits up, and asks you .. "Hey Yo!, whatsup? what are you doing here?"
The same could be applied ... When in Theater/Barber-shop.
My ole lady's friend asked me( while watching all star game) if tony hawk was playing game.
Proud supporter of VCFL
People saying to me when I'm taking photos: "Yo I need to get a camera like you. It takes great pictures. If I but the same camera s yours my pictures will look that good a well, right?"
"HeigTH", instead of "Height". That pisses me off.
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I've just thought of something...
Pretty much everything that everyone says is just plain f*****g dumb.....
This thread could go on for years.
When people say swag. I hate that ****.
I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.
my friend ask requested me...
dude my iphone is low on.memory and i just bought 16 gb sd card where to put it ??
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veeman said:
I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.
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Stupid things people say, your doing it right.
"Supposably" :banghead:
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"For all intensive purposes"
YOLO! I really do hate that saying. Did everyone really believe in reincarnation before that saying became so popular?
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Join my threads here and here
QuantumFoam said:
"For all intensive purposes"
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+1
Goes with "by the power INvested in me..."
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"I could care less."
ib4l
Try and type or swpe this sentence with your eyes closed.
All developers on this website are amazing and deserve more credit than they get.
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I am a gods typer!
Pretty close. I meant to type I am a good typer.
a.k.a. Josepho1997
Mock my muffin. I dare you.
Just call me Jessica-chun!
This kind of thread was created once and got locked..
I wonder how this one goes...
Edit: my auto correct knows me well..
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If my post doesn't make sense, Ask HTC
All debelopers om this wensiyr atr amazomg AND DESERVE MORE CRESIT THAN THEY GET.
One handed too.
E dunno wut tow tipe new ¿ Men dis iz rally haerd
Yeah I don't feel like typing that so I will just type this instead. See I have learned at an early age how to type without looking at the keyboard. I know it's crazy right?
(All of the above was typed with my eyes closed)
StormMcCloud said:
Yeah I don't feel like typing that so I will just type this instead. See I have learned at an early age how to type without looking at the keyboard. I know it's crazy right?
(All of the above was typed with my eyes closed)
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Did you use Google voice!?
LoopDoGG79 said:
Did you use Google voice!?
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No, I just know how to type is all. Years of playing online shooters on my PC prior to TeamSpeak helped me learn to type without looking at what I was typing.
fvck.
did i win?:victory:
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No, I just know how to type is all. Years of playing online shooters on my PC prior to TeamSpeak helped me learn to type without looking at what I was typing.
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I got quite at that with dumb phones. I had typing while driving down to an art!!
All wave pools on this is veskre are amDknf and swa cwe much nkrd. Fdxjf tbz gbdh frr.
Lol. Pointless
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OK, I'm going to try this drunk, here we go:
This jx life fmdzzdz. Ffuvj
(Better then I thought)
I z
(I try)
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LoopDoGG79 said:
OK, I'm going to try this drunk, here we go:
This jx life fmdzzdz. Ffuvj
(Better then I thought)
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Challenge accepted. (also drunk, so here goes)
i vant esit for tuiyywbij tei nti nbimne iyt.
ouch.
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Challenge accepted. (also drunk, so here goes)
i vant esit for tuiyywbij tei nti nbimne iyt.
ouch.
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Lol, at least I spelled two actual words. Also I'm using the 4.2 keyboard and it seems easier to while drunk. :what:
LoopDoGG79 said:
Lol, at least I spelled two actual words. Also I'm using the 4.2 keyboard and it seems easier to while drunk. :what:
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I was also typing an impossible theory...
"I can't wait for Titanic 2 to come out."
And yes,I googled, and there is one, but that's besides the point.:highfive:
ArianaGrande said:
Try and type or swpe this sentence with your eyes closed.
All developers on this website are amazing and deserve more credit than they get.
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This thtead is goinf to get lockes soon so enjoy toll it is oprn
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StormMcCloud said:
No, I just know how to type is all. Years of playing online shooters on my PC prior to TeamSpeak helped me learn to type without looking at what I was typing.
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Yeah same. Everyone should be able to do that. I was forced to learn by my parents and I don't regret it. I think this was more intended for touch screen keyboards tho.
ib4l :silly:
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Ni berdfoe the lokc
ib4l :silly:
Hey, finally found something to put my ingame chat experience to good use!
Teamspeak is fun, until one of your team members starts doing karaoke.....
How many eyes am I supposed to close? 2 or 3?
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Stop... MUFFIN TIME!!!