Stupid things people say - Off-topic

This is a thread to show the stupid things the people we know and love say( friends, gf, bf, etc.)
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1. Keep it short and sweet
2. Be appropriate
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My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
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jaredw444 said:
My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
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Dafuq? Lol
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I loled
"I have to go. It's just....they really need me." - Sora

A guy junkie once came up to me with a bag of chocolate covered peanuts and asked...
"Scuse me mate, does this have nuts in it???"
Should have said no....

If you are in a Church/Temple/Mosque, and suddenly someone you know hits up, and asks you .. "Hey Yo!, whatsup? what are you doing here?"
The same could be applied ... When in Theater/Barber-shop.

My ole lady's friend asked me( while watching all star game) if tony hawk was playing game.
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People saying to me when I'm taking photos: "Yo I need to get a camera like you. It takes great pictures. If I but the same camera s yours my pictures will look that good a well, right?"

"HeigTH", instead of "Height". That pisses me off.
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I've just thought of something...
Pretty much everything that everyone says is just plain f*****g dumb.....
This thread could go on for years.

When people say swag. I hate that ****.

I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.

my friend ask requested me...
dude my iphone is low on.memory and i just bought 16 gb sd card where to put it ??
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veeman said:
I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.
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Stupid things people say, your doing it right.

"Supposably" :banghead:
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"For all intensive purposes"

YOLO! I really do hate that saying. Did everyone really believe in reincarnation before that saying became so popular?
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QuantumFoam said:
"For all intensive purposes"
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+1
Goes with "by the power INvested in me..."
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"I could care less."

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The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread

The Official "I'm drunk so I'd best post here instead of anywhere else" thread
This thread is for all those people who end up sat at their computer, drunk, and fighting the urge to flame (successfully, I hope).
I'm drunk, and about to go out and do a proper job of it, but I'll probably be back later when I'm slurring my typing and wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
johncmolyneux said:
...wanting to stay away from questions like "how do turn my phone on?"
Be drunk. Post rubbish.
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If they left the 'i' out of the question i probably wouldn't answer them anyway
Three cans of Stella and i'm working on tomorrows hangover already! Anyway, good idea for a post-session thread...anybody seen a kebab van round 'ere?
I'm surprised I can still type corrdctly. Mt lefs not so much I love you mas no homo<3
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Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
lolwut?
johncmolyneux said:
Other people had best post in this thread, lest I look like an alchoholic!
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LoL...I wish I could, but when I have some drinks...the last thing I probably think and do is post in xda..
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal labotomy.
finishing a bottle of vodka. want to go to bed but the boy wants some new movies & stuff on his ds, which is fine, i can manage that. he also wants it slid under his pillow for when he wakes up which is only going to cause problems later on.
im drunmk
a buird with onlsy one wing cant fly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i has moire tjhan one winggs!
nimfumpooper us I said it
ya I said it*
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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frigid said:
Best part is people can spell correctly when they are drunk 90% of the time. Faking being drunk on xda it's pretty funny
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I disagree, I know that I become sloppy when I'm drunk and I'll make tons of mistakes on a keyboard (and phone, god on my phone is worse) and I won't care to go back and correct it lol.
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
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jaszek said:
Hey. Iim just checking how good I wam at typing whilee drunkkkkkkkk.
Sent from this thing I call a phone.
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Wow, I was expecting to do a little better. And yet, my friend received perfectly typed texts from me. lol
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
alex4lex said:
Drunken posts FTW!
*next day*
aw man, now I look like an idiot in front of the all the XDA devs! :'(
it's okay, I see a lot of devs with whiskey funds.
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It took me about 5 minutes to find the thread on my phone. lol
Any woodford drinkers in??
haha I don't remember posting in this. Phone app says I did and there I am. And to poster about spelling, try swyping while drunk, not fun.

Amy Winehouse Dead....

Well as the title says amy winehouse is dead, whats everyone think about this... Does anyone care?
If you didnt know heres a link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14262237
furrabbit.nh said:
Does anyone care?
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No.
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Flussen said:
No.
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LMAO! Short and sweet
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
furrabbit.nh said:
LMAO! Short and sweet
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Is it?
You can say whatever you like but at the end of the day Amy was someone's daughter. Sincerest condolences to her parents and family.
jonny68 said:
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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+1 qft
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Sucks about Winehouse. Death is never a good thing, even if drugs are related. However I find myself more concerned about the massacre of innocent people at a summer youth camp.
I hope for nothing but the best for the friends and families of all that died in both events.
he was ugly girl and
"Mediengeile drogenabhänige Schlampe"
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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seedofchaos said:
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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Bring me to life? Also no.
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Another young (27) talent follows a long list of famous 27 year old's: Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain...RIP
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dear diary, jackpot!

OK am not one to brag..but I think I deserve a medal..I Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
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ZOMG! You should, like, get a medal of honour or something. Wow.
I know! I was also thinking why do people put designs on toilet paper? It's not like when they wipe their butt there gonna be like Oh my god! a flower!!
Eh? There's a thread for drunk people to try and stop them creating new ones.
Your aware that you have over ten posts right?
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In fairness it is a pretty big deal. I mean, aren't bears an endangered species?
Was it a polar bear?
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conantroutman said:
Your aware that you have over ten posts right?
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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bipolar people tend to be interesting subjects. I will admit fault to my creativity in the last couple of minutes

driving my son on his first date. need advice on etiquette

Tomorrow I'll be driving my 12 yr. old son on his first date to the movies and wanted some input from the wonderful community here.
I'm worried I'm gonna embarrass my son with his date. I'm old fashioned.
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
Thing O Doom said:
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
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Thanx! I think I can play the cool parent.
jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I know man. Times change.
Play the quiet and understated yet knowledgeable parent. My dad messed it up acting cool
And all that will happen on that so called 'date' is not much talking and the occasional immature throwing of popcorn. - I should know, im 15
AOKP 4 LYF
Crank up some Hawkwind on the radio and be all like " Damn you kids don't know what music is these days..." & other parenting cliches....
I'm a 35 year old father of two daughters....but I was raised with two brothers, one older and one younger.
My daughters are 6 and 1 1/2 years old.
Rewind to me being a man-slut at age 13....got my first bj on my birthday that year...the ensuing years were filled with uncertain debauchery...high school was an adventure. I never asked dad for anything.....well, I'll interrupt my story there since its rather typical....your kid is probably gonna get laid soon....are you gonna really be surprised?
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jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I agree.
Btw you can just drop him and go later to pick him up.
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Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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That'd just his mentally
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I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Yea and post it here!
BeardedB said:
Yea and post it here!
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+1
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deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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I embrace the child within me.. My wife tells me "When are you going to grow up?"
ps. Everything went without a hitch. I just told my son girls like details, you take care of the details, little things, and they will notice you. He took like a fish to water. He behaved like a gentleman and his date had a good time as well. Afterward, I took them to Starbucks and they were very happy. I'm very proud of my kid
Don't touch their date... Just minor Advise... Don't like some parent who actually put a limit into kid's date and make them feel very uncomfortable...
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
Im 14 and i am at my girlfriends place every day.in her room.(now i will quietly leave your imagination to do its job)
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jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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Why not? And drink
AOKP 4 LYF
jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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This thread makes me feel old.....

Help me win my apartment's door decorating contest!

Merry Christmas everyone,
My apartment complex has a door decorating contest and winning would really help out (get $ off rent). The person who's door receives the most amounts of likes wins so please can you head over to
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and click the like button! Thank you!
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Spiderman Scooby doo pony thread!!
Dude. Try to win fair and square instead of begging for likes. Only 13 year old girls do that.
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Dude you need to post this kind of thing on FB or Twitter... I could care less if you win or not...
EDIT - I see a FB link... why bring it here also?
IB4L
And dude how new are those apartments? I didnt' know anything nice was in that area. Must be building it up.
boborone said:
And dude how new are those apartments? I didnt' know anything nice was in that area. Must be building it up.
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The dope dealers began investing their money in the community?
Quasimodem said:
The dope dealers began investing their money in the community?
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Pretty much. Used to be as soon as you went south of I-30 crack heads were the voting majority. He's south of downtown. Not cool area, well used to not be. North or uptown is where it's been built up and kinda nice now.
Thread closed
There are way too many things wrong with this thread to let it continue...
1) Thanks/like drives here or elsewhere are not allowed
2) Spamming new threads with "in before lock" or spiderman or ponies was only cute the first couple of times

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