dear diary, jackpot! - Off-topic

OK am not one to brag..but I think I deserve a medal..I Just rescued a beer that was trapped in the fridge!
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ZOMG! You should, like, get a medal of honour or something. Wow.

I know! I was also thinking why do people put designs on toilet paper? It's not like when they wipe their butt there gonna be like Oh my god! a flower!!

Eh? There's a thread for drunk people to try and stop them creating new ones.

Your aware that you have over ten posts right?
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In fairness it is a pretty big deal. I mean, aren't bears an endangered species?

Was it a polar bear?
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conantroutman said:
Your aware that you have over ten posts right?
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bipolar people tend to be interesting subjects. I will admit fault to my creativity in the last couple of minutes

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Boycott Apple group

After the latest Apple litigation I felt there is a message needed to be sent; Apple, what you are doing is NOT ok.
Feel free to join, invite and spread the message.
Boycott Apple
If XDA disapproves of topics like this, I'm sincirely sorry and please delete the thread.
I'm already boycotting them. I simply don't buy any of their ****!
Not a fan of Facebook but whatever helps get the word out. No plans to change my no Apple status anytime soon.
corporate controlled america,
apple brainwashing people and making them eat dirt
oops,
better keep silent because apple told me to
i'd rather have a nokia 3310 than a i****
Yes, I own Apple products. No, I have never spent any money on Apple products, they were all gifts. No, I don't plan on buying Apple products in the future. (unless they release something really awesome like an 8-core iPhone)
http://www.change.org/petitions/apple-unban-any-banned-devices
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lol..I hate Apple !!!
Apple makes some great technology. I own two apple products. I didn't feel like clicking your link, but from the other posts it seems like its a facebook link so screw that.
*YOUR AD HERE*
Archer will clearly close this ......so.......
IB4TL : oldcoolsmiley:
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Archer will clearly close this ......so.......
IB4TL : oldcoolsmiley:
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Not if I get there first.....
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Not if I get there first.....
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Lol...why do these people think only Archer closes threads? I don't like the rep my partner is getting around here.
He probably gets blamed for the ones I or any of the SMs close.
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Lol...why do these people think only Archer closes threads? I don't like the rep my partner is getting around here.
He probably gets blamed for the ones I or any of the SMs close.
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Blamed or praised?
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Blamed or praised?
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Perhaps both.
What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!
I don't know. I go away for 1 night, to see one of the best gigs of my life and I get picked on. I tell you - if I was here, I would have closed this thread!
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What's all this shouting? We'll have no trouble here!
I don't know. I go away for 1 night, to see one of the best gigs of my life and I get picked on. I tell you - if I was here, I would have closed this thread!
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Too late... ha ha!

Stupid things people say

This is a thread to show the stupid things the people we know and love say( friends, gf, bf, etc.)
Rules
1. Keep it short and sweet
2. Be appropriate
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My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
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My ole lady asked me last night if our toilet ran of electricity or gas:what:
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Dafuq? Lol
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I loled
"I have to go. It's just....they really need me." - Sora
A guy junkie once came up to me with a bag of chocolate covered peanuts and asked...
"Scuse me mate, does this have nuts in it???"
Should have said no....
If you are in a Church/Temple/Mosque, and suddenly someone you know hits up, and asks you .. "Hey Yo!, whatsup? what are you doing here?"
The same could be applied ... When in Theater/Barber-shop.
My ole lady's friend asked me( while watching all star game) if tony hawk was playing game.
Proud supporter of VCFL
People saying to me when I'm taking photos: "Yo I need to get a camera like you. It takes great pictures. If I but the same camera s yours my pictures will look that good a well, right?"
"HeigTH", instead of "Height". That pisses me off.
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I've just thought of something...
Pretty much everything that everyone says is just plain f*****g dumb.....
This thread could go on for years.
When people say swag. I hate that ****.
I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.
my friend ask requested me...
dude my iphone is low on.memory and i just bought 16 gb sd card where to put it ??
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I don't get what I'm supposed to post... swag.
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Stupid things people say, your doing it right.
"Supposably" :banghead:
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"For all intensive purposes"
YOLO! I really do hate that saying. Did everyone really believe in reincarnation before that saying became so popular?
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"For all intensive purposes"
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+1
Goes with "by the power INvested in me..."
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"I could care less."
ib4l

What is your addiction?

I believe that everyone has something that they are addicted to, be it alcohol, cigarettes, crack, heroin, shopping, gambling, anything can be addictive.
I will tell you that I have used most every drug including heroin, fentanyl, pot, acid, shrooms, xanax, cocaine (powder and rock), ecstacy, alcohol, and surely many more
The only substance that I can honestly say I am addicted to is nicotine, and I will state that I am addicted to some kinds of self-destructive decision-making/behavior when it comes to my relationships with others
I am curious what other XDA members are addicted to, and what other members are willing to admit to being addicted to, and maybe if we're lucky someone will benefit from this thread
And don't say you're addicted to flashing roms or anything phone related, that's too easy
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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Foxy Roxy said:
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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have you had louisiana boiled crawfish now thats some sh*t to be addicted 2 lol
I'm addicted to swiss cheese.
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@Fleur Of course lol.
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Oxygen
I just feel like I'm dying when I can't take a hit of oxygen. The longest I've stayed off of it was 3 minutes.
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
Gamer
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veeman said:
Oxygen
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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iM ADDICTED To cigarretes,BEER,ROM FLASHING!!!!
I'm think I'm addicted to energy drinks....they really don't give me that energy feeling anymore but I feel as if I still need them
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mf2112 said:
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
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odd but milk cures mine
Oooh cheese and mayonnaise
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fleurdelisxliv said:
odd but milk cures mine
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
veeman said:
Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
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Sad sad story.
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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i love some freakin milk lol
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i love some freakin milk lol
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Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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thats funny if i drink milk anywhere but home im always checking the date bc sour milk will ruin your day soon as it hits your mouth :silly:

gangnam style needs to die and veeman needs to be banned

How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
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Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...
ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
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Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
DirkGently said:
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
Archer said:
Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
SimonTS said:
I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:
Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.

Okay, so I stopped smoking.

Haven't smoked a cigarette since Tuesday and here is how.
My wife and I both started vaping.
We have a local store here.
Can be found on the Web at http://mountainoakvapors.com
We got the Ego Twist system.
Very pleasant taste and smell, no tobacco unless you choose a tobacco line.
Can choose many flavors and nicotine levels all the way to no nicotine.
Already starting to breath better and smell and taste more.
Can even mix flavors to suit your taste.
I am vaping chocolate and coffee right now.
Thought I would share in case anyone else is trying to quit.
Working well for us.
Hmmm advertising on XDA....I don't see this lasting long
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Advertisement... Infraction?
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Danial723 said:
Hmmm advertising on XDA....I don't see this lasting long
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It is not meant as an advertisement.
It is meant to help smokers stop smoking.
It is not a competitor or anything like that.
I for one know how hard it is to stop smoking so I posted this to give hope to others facing the same issues.
If the administration feels it is a violation to post this they can let me know.
I am not affiliated with this company in anyway.
It is just a local company I found here and so far it works for me.
I posted only as encouragement.
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Advertisement... Infraction?
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That meme. I don't think it's supposed to be used the way you're using it.
Needs moar (any?) baby pun.
Hello off-topic flaming professionals!
He is NOT advertising, he's sharing. Get over yourselves.
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Hello off-topic flaming professionals!
He is NOT advertising, he's sharing. Get over yourselves.
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Thanks brother.
Indeed I am just trying share my experience to help others get on the way to a better, quality life.
This stuff really works.
I am happy and so are my kids.
No smelly clothes, no danger of catching anything on fire.
My kids are happy to know we will live longer with out cigarettes.
Considering there's already a vaping thread.... http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=28684498
This doesn't need a new thread.
Snowflake approved this message....
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Considering there's already a vaping thread.... http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=28684498
This doesn't need a new thread.
Snowflake approved this message....
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Thanks, did not realize there was a thread already.
Guilty of not searching that one.
Never crossed my mind to search vaping on here. :/
You didn't stop smoking. You just changed the way you supply your body with nicotine. Please come back when you find a way to quit smoking overnight.
The best method for quiting is to just quit. I smoked for 20yrs and nothing ekse worked. Cold turket. Their is no other substitute.
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bdsullivan said:
The best method for quiting is to just quit. I smoked for 20yrs and nothing ekse worked. Cold turket. Their is no other substitute.
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I've done that. Told my self I'm not smoking anymore. 1 week later I start smoking again.
We are not using tobacco at all.
The nicotine levels in our setups is bare minimum at 9.
In a couple weeks we will drop all nicotine and try just vaping for a few.
So we are inhaling mostly vapor and no second hand smoke.
No smoke at all for that matter.
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The best method for quiting is to just quit. I smoked for 20yrs and nothing ekse worked. Cold turket. Their is no other substitute.
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Congrats
I would stop smoking but I'm not a quitter.
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I would stop smoking but I'm not a quitter.
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QUitters suck? Quitting smoking? YOu should quit lif.e
jaszek said:
You didn't stop smoking. You just changed the way you supply your body with nicotine. Please come back when you find a way to quit smoking overnight.
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By that statement someone chewing nicorette gum or using a patch would still be a smoker.
Understand your statement but it isn't accurate.
If you have never tried vaping, it may work for you.
Started smoking after my first marriage went down the drain.
Been smoking ever since and this seems to be working.
So far I have not even craved a regular cigarette after that first day.
Vaping helps drop nicotine dependence by letting you lower the amount slowly down to 0.
It also helps because if you need the hand movement like many smokers do, this allows that while removing all the harmful tar and other things from your daily life.
rootlinux said:
By that statement someone chewing nicorette gum or using a patch would still be a smoker.
Understand your statement but it isn't accurate.
If you have never tried vaping, it may work for you.
Started smoking after my first marriage went down the drain.
Been smoking ever since and this seems to be working.
So far I have not even craved a regular cigarette after that first day.
Vaping helps drop nicotine dependence by letting you lower the amount slowly down to 0.
It also helps because if you need the hand movement like many smokers do, this allows that while removing all the harmful tar and other things from your daily life.
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I worded that wrong. I meant you are still a nicotine addict. Nicorette and patches don't help as much because they still provide your body with the cancer causing chemicals, which is what the body craves. So do eCigs.
This thread was meant to be helpful and inspirational.
Everyone coming in here to flame or troll can leave.
If you can't post anything besides negative statements then why post here at all?
Need attention much?
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This thread was meant to be helpful and inspirational.
Everyone coming in here to flame or troll can leave.
If you can't post anything besides negative statements then why post here at all?
Need attention much?
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I hope that's not aimed at me in any way.

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