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Geek food?

Hi guys can you list me food that make you think about geek? I need that for a project. Thanks
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Alphabetical soup?

Fast food.

Chips and dip...i always seem to have that around
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Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)

Snacks. Biscuits, crisps, chocolate bars, etc.

twitch153 said:
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny

jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)

Burgers for me!

jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Ahhh so that's why I never gain any weight......
Geek food you say..... hmm
Either.... microwave burritos or......
Oven roasted pork tenderloin with a herb and mustard crust, caramelised apples in a cider reduction with crushed potatoes and broad beans..... mmmm geek...
Then some pop tarts for dessert..
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twitch153 said:
True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
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I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .

jaszek said:
I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha

the first thing u find in the kitchen fast eat, or nothin geeks forget to eat or 2go to toillet

twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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I noticed, I gained 20 pounds in the last 3/4ths of the year.

Best food for geeks:
1. Anything that I can eat in front of the monitor/keyboard
2. Something that is easy to clean off said monitor/keyboard
3. Something sweet and diabetic-coma inducing to wash it down

So a shadowrun themed cookbook with wyvern tail and spectral chips? I am a geek/cook so I can cook 18 hours in a day while going on my nexus one
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Microwave burritos and Mountain Dew. Ultimate Geek food.
Special shout out to Jolt cola, but that was more for us vintage gamers

ramen
high energy (caffine) drinks

Red Bull (or Mother for the Aussies ) and pizza

Ur skinny? When was this???
twitch153 said:
Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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Movie Game

You give very obscure hints about a movie, and the next person tries to guess...
Ill start with an easy one.
Soap Salesman...makes soap from fat stolen from medical waste (liposuction waste)

Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.

DirkGently1 said:
Fight Club.
Recovering from injury and has nothing but a pair of binoculars to help pass the time.
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Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa

That signing gorilla would be Amy from "Congo."

Dredge said:
Rear Window?
Thats just a guess.
BTW, right on Fight Club
I got another...
A gorilla knows sign language....goes to africa
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Rear Window it was. I see you are a man with taste.
Congo. (I read the Michael Crichton book!)
One man has his wallet stolen, the other refuses to hand it over.
"I want you to go in that bag and find my wallet."
"Which one is it?"
"It's the one that says 'bad mother*****'."

Congo is right! I thought id have you on that one. Damn...
Man....u got me on this one. Im feeling a Quentin vibe, but I cant put my finger on it. Lets see if anyone else knows....ill keep thinking in the meantime. I know ive seen it.
Edit...screw it...im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
Also....next one....
Man runs through his dreams with his ex girlfriend to escape people trying to erase parts of his past from his memory. (btw, this is my all time favorite movie)
Others need to participate!
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The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Dredge said:
im gonna say Pulp Fiction. If im wrong, shoot me.
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Well played that man!
BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body

BazookaAce said:
The adjustment bureau?
A clown haunts kids dreams and tries to kill them.
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Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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DirkGently1 said:
Well played that man!
IT (Read that too!)
Four teenage boys go on a journey of discovery, looking for a dead body
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Stand by me
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Dredge said:
Nope! Not Adjustment bureau.
Care to try again?
"Clementine Tangerine" (quote from the movie)
"Our files are confidential Mr. Barish so we can't show you any evidence. Suffice it to say, Miss Kruczynski was not happy and she wanted to move on. We provide that possibility."
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I had to look it up so i'll let somebody else come up with the answer. It was a movie i've not seen yet though.
Dredge said:
Stand by me
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Stand By Me it was!
Dredges puzzler still stands....

Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.

This thread = Fail

Dredge said:
Come on! Somebody has to have seen this movie!!!!
It stars a very geeky Mark Ruffalo.
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Let's get this back on track. Too many phillistines with no appreciation of the arts here!
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!

DirkGently1 said:
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses".
Ok, go...!
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Blues Brothers
..... You better shape up, Tiger, before a hot-shot Jap pilot flames your arse! ...

Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."

BazookaAce said:
Midway?
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Yep, Charlton Heston.

Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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BazookaAce said:
Midway?
"You look like a radioactive tampon... like a banana with a yeast infection."
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Moon iirc.
bharatgaddameedi said:
Due to some problems they land in a different planet/moon. Later things go crazy when the eclipse begins.
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Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.

DirkGently1 said:
Moon iirc.
Pitch Black?
Man sent up river to kill a rogue military officer.
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Rambo? Lol
"i am the keymaster....are you the gatekeeper?" (said to a horse)
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flapflip22s 24/7 Live Video Feed From My Room!

I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream

flapflip22 said:
I don't think this has ever been done before, but I got the idea from the thread about the chick who records herself. I'll become the first person on here to do a 24/7 LIVE broadcast from my room. It's probably just going to be hours of me surfing the internet and random girlfriend drama, but I'll be willing to take requests to do stuff. I'm not sure what to do to be honest, but oh well.
Here you go: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/flapflips-24-7-live-stream
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I want to see you throw burritos at your girlfriend.

Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Are you doing this from prison?
That would explain the 24/7 thing.
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Nope, just figured it would be fun I guess. I got nothing to lose lol

I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?

Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!

063_XOBX said:
I don't think you should do it 24/7. Do you really want everyone on the internet watching you sleep?
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Its kinda kinky.
WiredPirate said:
Lol. Ustream is pretty cool, usually the only time I ever watch it is when Deadmau5 broadcasts. I added you, I'll come back and check you out later.
+1 for burrito fight!
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Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.

flapflip22 said:
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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It would make for good viewing!

flapflip22 said:
Its kinda kinky.
Lol you guys want her to kick my ass? Shes tiny but strong.
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Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.

063_XOBX said:
Your call, but remember we're talking about the place that invented pedobear.
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This is gonna be fun. Whos up for some reggae nursery rhymes?

Reggae hokey pokey? I have heard everything now.

Give your GF a chili dog!

85gallon said:
Give your GF a chili dog!
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In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
In fact, just put your gf on...I'm already tired of looking at your face
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Agreed, and I've been watching for about 5 seconds.
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Wtf is this? I don't even....
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conantroutman said:
Wtf is this? I don't even....
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lol your guess is as good as mine. I just hope he takes my advice and has a burrito fight.

gangnam style needs to die and veeman needs to be banned

How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
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Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...

I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...

ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
Too much information...
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
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Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
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We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)

DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.

I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.

Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:

DirkGently said:
Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure

DirkGently said:
ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!

DirkGently said:
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.

Archer said:
Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person

SimonTS said:
I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:

Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.

what would you do in space?

many people saw the video of the astronaut, twisting a cloth in space.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMtXfwk7PXg
so cool and awesome. I thought about many things.
zero gravity life would be so much fun, women would not be scared to weigh. and do bench presses without tiring. and so on.
what would you do in space, of course it had opportunity?

Do flips... And pee.

Sleep while floating
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should be cool, the astronaut loose things in the air, and when to come to earth, will be a disaster, everything will take hold, and will drop everything.
hahaha:silly:

Have a waterballoon fight? Take an intergalactical duce into the depth of space....hell I don't....what comes after the mile high club?
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Invent Gravity and patent it.

Root my GT-I9300 and install custom ROM
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jRi0T68 said:
[Guide] Headphone/Earphone Buying
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This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
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OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III

I would float screaming SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCEEEEEE!!!!
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A transcript of the 1969 Apollo 10 mission, manned by commander Tom Stafford, lunar module pilot Gene Cernan, and command module pilot John Young, is reminiscent of the classic scene in "Caddyshack" in which a candy bar is mistaken for a "doodie."
"Oh -- Who did it?" Tom Stafford asks at one point. Confused, Young and Cernan reply, "Who did what?"
Cernan: "Where did that come from?"
Stafford: "Get me a napkin quick. There's a turd floating through the air."
Young: "I didn't do it. It ain't one of mine."
Cernan: "I don't think it's one of mine."
Stafford: "Mine was a little more sticky than that. Throw that away."
Young: "God Almighty"
(laughter)
Though the transcripts have been declassified for quite some time, NBC reported, news of floating "number two's" aboard Apollo 10 has recently resurfaced on sites such as Reddit.
During another instance, Cernan is apparently interrupted by another "floater" mid-sentence.
Cernan: "Here's another goddam turd. What's the matter with you guys? Here, give me a --"
(laughter from Young and Stafford)
Stafford: "It was just floating around?"
Cernan: "Yes."
Stafford (laughing): "Mine was stickier than that."
Young: "Mine was too. It hit that bag --"
Cernan: "I don't know whose that is. I can neither claim it nor disclaim it (laughter)."
Young: "What the hell is going on here?"
Source

Probably die.
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ArmorD said:
Probably die.
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^^^ true
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jRi0T68 said:
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LoopDoGG79 said:
This was every guy thought first. You were the first to have the guts to say it. :thumbup:
Sent from the phalanges of my hand to the facet of your cranium.
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zelendel said:
OK guys that was a bit much. Talk like that has no place here.
Wayne Tech S-III
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I can guess

Tezlastorme said:
I can guess
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i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers

deathnotice01 said:
i was also gonna post the same thing, oh nevermind,
i'd prolly wipe my butt with space rocks exposed to heavy gamma radiation then mutate and have super radioactive powers
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If you bring highly radioactive rocks that close to your junk, I'll worry about where exactly you will get mutated...
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I sure would like to experience drunken weightlessness.
-kcco-

I would also want to go up there work some hot girl, maybe even Emma Watson and play a game of chess. Imagine how hard that would be without gravity.
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jRi0T68 said:
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Was it what I think it was? :sly:
Then yes, probably.
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