[GAME] The "is never funny" tread - Off-topic

Heeyy,
this is something dutch, i would like to introduce it here, its pretty funny.
the "... , is never funny" game
Its pretty easy,
Some examples:
Giving a terrorist a blow up doll, is never funny
A pinguin that is having a cold, is never funny
Calling firefighters coz your light is burning, is never funny
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you may also use ".... , is not funny"
or "..... , is always funny"
well, i'll start:
A terrorist that blows up a rubber boat, is never funny

ME
I'm never funny...

Thats OK said:
ME
I'm never funny...
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That's OK
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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.

UndisputedGuy said:
That's OK
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It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
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Now that's ok and it's funny

Giving noobs the ability to make threads is never funny.
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This thread is never funny
Necroposting is never fun
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A thread started by Domini99 is never funny.

063_XOBX said:
A thread started by Domini99 is never funny.
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Op should change title to "things I've broken"
“I've had great success being a total idiot. ”*―*Jerry Lewis

A clogged toilet is never funny

Minnes0taFats said:
A clogged toilet is never funny
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unclogging them is never funny either
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negrobembon said:
unclogging them is never funny either
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Too true.

Danial723 said:
This thread is never funny
Necroposting is never fun
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Related

How do I get a girl to unlike me?

Omg I have this problem were I canot get this girl of my nads I mean I can't do anything? Any insight? Ahhhhh help me with my troubles concerning females...
Now who did I impersonate? Any guesses?
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Justin Bieber
Ok hint he is on xda
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Man you just said his name xD
M_T_M said:
Mr Ed?
On another topic...did you know that Alan claims to rock?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Man you just said his name xD
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are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
Hmm maybe l
T.C.P said:
are you talking about the love messages he sent u???
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is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
now who's this guy now??
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I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
souljaboy said:
is it just me or mods posts disappear sometimes
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if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
jaszek said:
I had that problem. Supposedly there was this girl who was crazy in love with me. I decided to ignore her a lot and act like a mild asshole. Kind of worked. Or just have sex with them and forget about them. Also works.
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+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
sakai4eva said:
+1
But we're talking about Alan here, so sex is out of the question.
Although... I have quite recently attracted a EWB (Enemy-with-benefits) that seems to like being mentally and verbally abused.
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What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
jaszek said:
What about physically?
Also I was getting somewhat scared of that girl...and she isn't even that hot. If she was hotter, then that's a whole different story.
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She's not too shy on that department too, if you know what I mean
And yes, she's hotter than magma.
T.C.P said:
if u refer to mtm... he is a ninja, and his post disappear allot
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True he once told me a story: "I'm the ninja, Kawasaki blazin', In a kimono, “Konichiwa” to the Asians."

iPhone 4 Spontaneously Caught Fire In a Flight

This iPhone 4 started to glow red and smolder with dense fumes in the middle of a flight to Sidney, Australia. Fortunately, a flight attendant stopped it from exploding violently, something that has happened before with other gadgets.
Full info : http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2011/11/this-iphone-4-spontaneously-caught-fire-in-a-flight/
http://www.ixwebhosting.mobi/an-apple-iphone-suddenly-caught-fire-on-the-flight-in-australia/
If i were there, i would pass by him and say: Dude, my Android is still working, how about yours?
Holy ****, that second article you linked to has incredibly terrible English.
HeavenlyWinds said:
If i were there, i would pass by him and say: Dude, my Android is still working, how about yours?
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Your so wicked! But hey I may of done the same thing LOL.
montydrei said:
Holy ****, that second article you linked to has incredibly terrible English.
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Well Im doing kinda ok LOL
Woah! HOLY MACARONI!!!!!!!
that's soooo cool!
Nyssa1104 said:
This iPhone 4 started to glow red and smolder with dense fumes in the middle of a flight to Sidney, Australia. Fortunately, a flight attendant stopped it from exploding violently, something that has happened before with other gadgets.
Full info : http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2011/11/this-iphone-4-spontaneously-caught-fire-in-a-flight/
http://www.ixwebhosting.mobi/an-apple-iphone-suddenly-caught-fire-on-the-flight-in-australia/
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LOL i like this part
The phone now is being analysed by the Australian Transport Safety Bureau. [Australian Aviation via BGR]
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they think is a iBOMB!
Lmao. ibomb ! That's funny ;-)
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LOL I love this article just for the simple fact that I hate crapple .
ibomb ahahahahahah !!!
Great now they're gonna sue every company that has problems with overheating/exploding batteries because they invented it, like everything else
torken said:
Great now they're gonna sue every company that has problems with overheating/exploding batteries because they invented it, like everything else
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So true. They are probably going to call it a magical new hidden feature designed to let you know when the battery is failing and doubles as a warmth mechanism
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It's spelt sydney btw
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please,let me
AllGamer said:
they think is a iBOMB!
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LOL
u make my day man
Awesome, i bet he will get a free extra one from Apple
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This is what happens after Steve Jobs is gone, the quality becomes inferior.
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It's magic, it's amazing!
@MotoTalk M2
torken said:
Great now they're gonna sue every company that has problems with overheating/exploding batteries because they invented it, like everything else
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Oh, good one! But, sadly its true.
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MrChaosDesire said:
This is what happens after Steve Jobs is gone, the quality becomes inferior.
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Was the quality ever anything beyond that?
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Lol z funneh buidnizz
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This is why I'm hot.... He never should have do'd it to iTunes....
Wow... there literally is a app for everything!

Rate the signature of the person above you :D

Heeyyy
There already is a tread about avatar rating, but what about signature
Rate the sig of the person above you from 1 /10 to 10/10
Im not going to rate my own, so the next may start
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Bump
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domini99 said:
Bump
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Ok, I'll start. Rated -10 just for bumping your own pointless thread (yes, I know this is the home of pointless threads) after an hour of no replies :banghead:
SimonTS said:
Ok, I'll start. Rated -10 just for bumping your own pointless thread (yes, I know this is the home of pointless threads) after an hour of no replies :banghead:
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0, you have none
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iok1 said:
0, you have none
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5...little bit more creative then phone name. Yes thats right. Imma nerd on xda...xda off topic! Which is why i have no life
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gmaster1 said:
5...little bit more creative then phone name. Yes thats right. Imma nerd on xda...xda off topic! Which is why i have no life
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Potato.
WiredPirate said:
Potato.
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7/10
**on the side note, you can share your sig here!
7/10
QuantumFoam said:
7/10
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3/10...kinda...bland...
That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem
We must have some kinda connection... Do I possibly know you?(this it's for Tapatalk sigs, right?)
10
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7/10
hate away android fans
ArmorD said:
We must have some kinda connection... Do I possibly know you?(this it's for Tapatalk sigs, right?)
10
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Mmm...
only one way to find out...the secret potato club password!
husam666 said:
7/10
hate away android fans
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8/10
That's right, I'm a premium potayto. Problem
Premium made it bump up 5 points 3/10 from -2 hahaha
this right here......is my.. pretty boy swag!
This kid has swag^
this right here......is my.. pretty boy swag!
lreyes said:
Premium made it bump up 5 points 3/10 from -2 hahaha
this right here......is my.. pretty boy swag!
This kid has swag^
this right here......is my.. pretty boy swag!
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No swag boys aloud...2/10 - 9998999=-9998997/10
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1/10.
-1/10
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7
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7
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Good 6/10
Skickat från min ST18i via Tapatalk 2
6 I like it
I'm only going this because I've had two pm s about my tapatalk Sig, and I don't want pms saying they like Sig, it's not important to quote the Sig above me
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jugg1es said:
6 I like it
I'm only going this because I've had two pm s about my tapatalk Sig, and I don't want pms saying they like Sig, it's not important to quote the Sig above me
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simplicity at its finest, 7/10!

What decade do you think had the best music, and why?

I think the 90's for grunge! Oh and name some of your favourite artists/bands from whatever decade you think was best!
The current one because it has all the previous decades' music available.
The 10's. 1810's
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1990. For rock
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xaccers said:
The current one because it has all the previous decades' music available.
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True actually, but then again all this pop is just..
Josepho1997 said:
The 50's. 1850's
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Wait... what?
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Julian. said:
True actually, but then again all this pop is just..
Wait... what?
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Sorry. I fixed it to the 1810's.
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Josepho1997 said:
Sorry. I fixed it to the 1810's.
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Why...!?
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Julian. said:
Why...!?
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Dude ... This is XDA. You lost the right to ask "Why" when you came in through those doors
1960 - 70
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SimonTS said:
Dude ... This is XDA. You lost the right to ask "Why" when you came in through those doors
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There are no doors. Just holes in the wall.
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Nineties and eighties(Metallica, Iron Maiden etc.) for rock, 2000 for metal
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The 80s! Mostly rock bands like White Lion, Great White, Grand Prix, Survivor, and Europe!
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ArmorD said:
Nineties and eighties(Metallica, Iron Maiden etc.) for rock, 2000 for metal
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hell yeah \m/
ArmorD said:
Nineties and eighties(Metallica, Iron Maiden etc.) for rock, 2000 for metal
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+1
I miss grunge...
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The current one because it has all the previous decades' music available.
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Bingo.
But if i have to choose one, i'll have to go with 60'-70'.
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cascabel said:
+1
I miss grunge...
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Many do. My band are trying to bring it back, if you wanna listen www.soundcloud.com/screamifyouwannagohigher/nu-grunge yeah the title says it all :thumbup:
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There are no doors. Just holes in the wall.
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wrong,
we have glory holes
2010
where people don't care what the songs meant,
if it has the word f*** then its a seller
deathnotice01 said:
wrong,
we have glory holes
2010
where people don't care what the songs meant,
if it has the word f*** then its a seller
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+1 :thumbup: about the gloryhole part...
About that second statement... Which sellers arevyou exactly talking about? :sly:
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The 50s 60s definitely if I have to give a reason why, then you have some issues.
Julian. said:
Many do. My band are trying to bring it back, if you wanna listen www.soundcloud.com/screamifyouwannagohigher/nu-grunge yeah the title says it all :thumbup:
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I hate advertising... And especially self promotion
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A world without internet

could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
Feel free to repeat things, because its your opinion right?
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Braxton355 said:
could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
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Back to bearskins and knives as they say...
Play games I have like atari 2600
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I wouldn't be spending time writing this.
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I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Sitting alone with a magazine?
Thats OK said:
Sitting alone with a magazine?
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I doubt it would be reading anything, I didn't even read in jail... :silly:
Probably just watch a bunch of TV...
I'd have to go back to filling my sdcard with tons of songs again....instead of streaming music all day long.
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Re subscribe to playboy and hustler? Lol
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Well, I grew up with no Internet and didn't have access to it till I was a young man. I'll have more of a social life I guess. Probably read more to.
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Haha I feel like it'd be a hippy time again! Like the 60's sort if like Austin powers the golden member! That'd be cool!
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Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Mastrubating in the dark?
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LordManhattan said:
Mastrubating in the dark?
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:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:
Quasimodem said:
:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:
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I'll take that as a yes :good:
LordManhattan said:
I'll take that as a yes :good:
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Haha! :thumbup:
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ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer
xzn said:
ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer
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Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951
Thats OK said:
Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951
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Haha I'm 15!!! I'd die!
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I'd do what I did before growing up. Go outside lol.
I'd just invent the internet. Simple as that. :thumbup:

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