Google, what's your PLan? - Off-topic

Whats up?
So recent news are telling that Google bought Deepmind. A company which specialisation is artificial intelligence.
Now think of what Google had bought the past months. Boston Dynamics? Nest Labs? What's your plan Google?
Robots? ---> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUwEHGDkZIo
Let me know your thought about this!

lets_zock: Gee, Google, what do you want to do tonight?
Google: Same thing we do every night, lets_zock- try to take over the world!!
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LoopDoGG79 said:
lets_zock: Gee, Google, what do you want to do tonight?
Google: Same thing we do every night, lets_zock- try to take over the world!!
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Ahahaha. D

lets_zock said:
What's your plan Google?
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Skynet...

SKAIIINET 0.0
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Whats next google? Time Machines? Various type of cloning machines?
Its going to be LEGEND--wait for it-DARY!-Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)

edisile said:
Skynet...
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veeman said:
SKAIIINET 0.0
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We got to find John Connor and warn him!
batman38102 said:
Whats next google? Time Machines? Various type of cloning machines?
Its going to be LEGEND--wait for it-DARY!-Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
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Would be awesome!

Let's start forced reproduction before it's too late
[A gorilla dies for every smartphone.
Stop using gorilla glass and save planet earth]

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Chocolate Doughnut

Really looking forward to when we get some finalized versions of ICS on the go for the nexus s, and other phones, but I am really excited about Chocolate Doughnut. Anybody have any idea when google will release the source code. They've kept us waiting too long for the doughnut as it is I'm thinking Roll on CD
Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..
SS2006 said:
Are you on crack, trolling, or just stupid..
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Yes
10 characters means he is on all 3
shrooms & mescaline
What is this I don't even.
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surveysays said:
shrooms & mescaline
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No need to bring sacred healing medicine into this
Bad troll too since it would names with something starting with j
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wtf!!!.....lmao..this guys hitting the pipe a lil to hard!!
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I accidentally it! THE WHOLE THING!!!
umm. what?
Lol the scots and their alcohol
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
sharing is caring
buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I fully appreciate your sincerity.
Now pass the pipe.
buachaille said:
Damn. Sorry google. It's ok though - all these guys think I'm joking.
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I don't. I know exactly what you're talking about and I can even answer your question.
I've been told, on good authority, April 2012. Not long to wait at all
Incidentally, I'm talking crap, just like you.
So did google talk to you on one of your little cloud trips? Or when you saw that double rainbow?
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First Ever Smart Phone... Lol!

I saw somewhere, that this was the first ever Smart phone. We came a long way huh.... Lol!
Quick, somebody port Android!
PMGRANDS said:
I saw somewhere, that this was the first ever Smart phone. We came a long way huh.... Lol!
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Ah the great IBM Simon.
Yep that phone.....is sh*t.
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Bloodflame said:
Quick, somebody port Android!
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Lmao...
Dat's look cool .Who is the manufacturer?
Still better than iPhone.
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veeman said:
Still better than iPhone.
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Probably has better features too
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veeman said:
Still better than iPhone.
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shravbits said:
Probably has better features too
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Don't forget more freedoms
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I'm sure if you blur your eyes, it's supposed to be Mona Lisa or something.
Sent from my coffee pot.
m1l4droid said:
Hah when was it manufactured?
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1992, or 1993 I think...
I think its awesome, considering its age.
calendar, address book, world clock, calculator, note pad, e-mail, and games, Touch screen, QWERTY Keyboard.
Pretty impressive if you ask me
PMGRANDS said:
I saw somewhere, that this was the first ever Smart phone. We came a long way huh.... Lol!
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I think it has the specs necessary for cupcake
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Well aleast you can touch it
"Reality Hits You Hard, Bro"
Can I root it with SuperOneClick?
QuantumFoam said:
Can I root it with SuperOneClick?
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I think the newest update supports it
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jriv said:
I think the newest update supports it
sent from a guy living in a van down by the river
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Done. Just did an OTA to Jellybean 4.1
Lol!
Not Again said:
Lol!
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A world without internet

could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
Feel free to repeat things, because its your opinion right?
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Braxton355 said:
could you imagine a world without Internet? A world of chaos? No more online,gaming no YouTube, NO XDA, no NOTHING. How would you cope with it? What would you do for your free time? Remember there isn't Internet.
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Back to bearskins and knives as they say...
Play games I have like atari 2600
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I wouldn't be spending time writing this.
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I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Sitting alone with a magazine?
Thats OK said:
Sitting alone with a magazine?
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I doubt it would be reading anything, I didn't even read in jail... :silly:
Probably just watch a bunch of TV...
I'd have to go back to filling my sdcard with tons of songs again....instead of streaming music all day long.
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Re subscribe to playboy and hustler? Lol
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Well, I grew up with no Internet and didn't have access to it till I was a young man. I'll have more of a social life I guess. Probably read more to.
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Haha I feel like it'd be a hippy time again! Like the 60's sort if like Austin powers the golden member! That'd be cool!
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Quasimodem said:
I'd go back to doing what I did before the internet... :good:
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Mastrubating in the dark?
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LordManhattan said:
Mastrubating in the dark?
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:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:
Quasimodem said:
:angel::victory::silly::laugh::highfive::good::fingers-crossed::cyclops::crying:
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I'll take that as a yes :good:
LordManhattan said:
I'll take that as a yes :good:
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Haha! :thumbup:
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ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer
xzn said:
ask to people which live before 1991 (when darpa was create arpanet) u'll got the answer
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Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951
Thats OK said:
Hell user "Thats OK" was alive before 1991 1981 1971 1961 but not 1951
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Haha I'm 15!!! I'd die!
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I'd do what I did before growing up. Go outside lol.
I'd just invent the internet. Simple as that. :thumbup:

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HAHA Hello!!
wassup people?
Another familiy thread -_- Here we go again
Its Going To Be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY!- Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
Ironman38102 said:
Another familiy thread -_- Here we go again
Its Going To Be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY!- Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
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ETA isn't a family by any stretch of the imagination.
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Sleepy
Doc in d House
Ironman38102 said:
Another familiy thread -_- Here we go again
Its Going To Be LEGEND--wait for it--DARY!- Barney Stinson(How I Met Your Mother)
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ETA is more than just a family! We've got a long history!
Welcome i guess :cyclops:
How to become a verified user?
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jaysidhuk said:
How to become a verified user?
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Read the OP, you must be proposed by one of the current members, at least two of the members must know this person.
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In this thread we troll in harmony and take a dump on your keyboard, you enter at your own risk.
Don't post here, get trolled, and complain. This is your last warning!
The current members of the E.T.A. "NO APPLICATIONS" members will propose new members, no PM please.
- No "OP is a noob" jokes allowed
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I posted.
How do I join. You know what, nevermind. I'll just PM you.
Btw, OP is a noob!
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No PMs, No PMs, No PMs... I know! I PM You for my join!
Why is that I know none of you guys while you obviously know me? :|
gadgetroid said:
Why is that I know none of you guys while you obviously know me? :|
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Who are you?
Ichigo said:
Who are you?
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+1
Ichigo said:
I posted.
How do I join. You know what, nevermind. I'll just PM you.
Btw, OP is a noob!
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Be careful of your words buddy. All ETA members are elite in real life as well. There are doctors, computer scientist, game developers in ETA. Beware.
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Ichigo said:
Who are you?
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Wait... Who am I?
LewisGauss said:
Be careful of your words buddy. All ETA members are elite in real life as well. There are doctors, computer scientist, game developers in ETA. Beware.
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Yes. Sleepy, Deadly, ?
Fortunately I'm all three.
gadgetroid said:
Wait... Who am I?
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Am I who?
I can't remember the last time I woke up.

"Elf" Will Ferrell 2003

"Elf" is free on Google Play in Standard Definition for a limited time. Go get it! Playing it on Chromecast tonight for my kids
Oh my thank you so much! I would give thanks but I reached my limit
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NP man, kinda makes up for HTC not giving everyone one free movie on their phones anymore LOL
Thanks!
One of my favorite movies of that time. Thanks for the heads up
NAAOOOHHHMMYYGODD! SSAANNTAA!!
I know him... I know him!
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FrozenRiff said:
"Elf" is free on Google Play in Standard Definition for a limited time. Go get it! Playing it on Chromecast tonight for my kids
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^^^^^ the New Kao
bigdaddy619 said:
^^^^^ the New Kao
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hahahahahahaah!!!
bigdaddy619 said:
^^^^^ the New Kao
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Wtf? Not stealing 50gb of tethered data here, got an email from Google saying that it's free
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FrozenRiff said:
Wtf? Not stealing 50gb of tethered data here, got an email from Google saying that it's free
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Reported for trolling!
mrshades812 said:
Reported for trolling!
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Reported for trolling the troll
bigdaddy619 said:
Reported for trolling the troll
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You guys are gonna get my thread shut down lol
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Thanks for the info
I love that movie as well. to bad it's SD.

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