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So I asked EVI...

What's the meaning of life... It replied "of course the answer is 42, but understanding the question is much harder... "
Crazy
Asked it if Google was a God... It answers yes.... Lol
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Buckii said:
What's the meaning of life... It replied "of course the answer is 42, but understanding the question is much harder... "
Crazy
Asked it if Google was a God... It answers yes.... Lol
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I asked Alice to "go get my wife some string cheese" the other night and she replied: "Certainly. Where would you like me to find your wife some strange?"

I asked if Apple was a god...
That made me laugh!
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PMDColeslaw said:
I asked Alice to "go get my wife some string cheese" the other night and she replied: "Certainly. Where would you like me to find your wife some strange?"
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tell her to grab some for me while she's out!!

Buckii said:
What's the meaning of life... It replied "of course the answer is 42, but understanding the question is much harder... "
Crazy
Asked it if Google was a God... It answers yes.... Lol
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Don't tell me you haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy!

No no i have that's why I posted this out of humorous stuff... Is funny though
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this is the wrong section.

crzdcole said:
this is the wrong section.
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There is no wrong section for this!!!!!!! My basis for this point is that there also is no right section for this! lmfao.... too few Douglas Adams fans out there...lol

Xaelius said:
There is no wrong section for this!!!!!!! My basis for this point is that there also is no right section for this! lmfao.... too few Douglas Adams fans out there...lol
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Lol thank you see.... so can it just stay here... I mean come the hilarity of it has to be worthy enough
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Post your favorite TV shows

There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice, Modern Family

According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl

How I Met Ur mother
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pityu100 said:
According to Jim, How i met your mother, My name is Earl
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batman38102 said:
How I Met Ur mother
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I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"

Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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Kabir Saxena said:
I used to love How I met Your Mother, but now I kinda feeling like that they're just delaying the ending.
I hope it doesn't end with - "And kids, I never met your mother. You're adopted"
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Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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SenorBlanco said:
Breaking Bad, Sons of Anarchy and How I Met Your Mother.
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I love sons of Anarchy too. Amazing show.

batman38102 said:
Actullay no...according to wikipedia season 8 will be the ending. Barney gets married to Robin and ted marries to the his kids mother then THE END
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Actually, I think Barney is the only thing keeping the show alive. His charisma and his casanova image.
And, I just checked up on Wiki. I hope its right., that its ending.
I still really like the show, though.

Kabir Saxena said:
There NEEDS to be a thread about TV shows.
So, post your favorite TV shows.
I'll start off-
Big Bang Theory, Game of Thrones, Who's Line Is It Anyway?, Dragon Ball - Z, Burn Notice
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But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz

Desperate housewives and Friends ..

There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
But there IS a thread...
Favorite TV show thread
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That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
LordManhattan said:
There's already a thread for TV shows. Use it.
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eibbor82 said:
Dexter
Breaking Bad
The Walking Dead
Justified
Modern Family
Seinfeld
Oz
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How could I forget modern family?!
Adding to op.

Kabir Saxena said:
That thread hasn't been used for almost a year.
I saw no point in reviving it. And someone posted in that thread also that there's already a thread for that.
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So, that means instead if bumping it, just make a new thread so you become the master of that idea instead?
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I don't want to be 'the master of the idea' . I can add credits of op of that thread since he was the 'Master of the idea'
Though I never looked at that thread before I searched for TV shows. And I searched for TV shows AFTER I got the idea myself. So I AM the 'Master of the idea'

The big bang theory

jootanen said:
The big bang theory
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Finally! Someone that likes big bang theory. :thumbup:

There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.

ShadowLea said:
There is nohing wrong with bumping themed threads if you have something useful to add. However, there is also this: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1029216
Ok, my list, in no particular order except the top 3:
Sherlock BBC
Doctor Who
Castle
Person of Interest
Top Gear
Haven
Merlin
Stargate SG1 & Atlantis
Firefly
MASH
I like clever plots, original characters, excellent dialogue and good acting, so most modern shows annoy me to no end... -.- I also hate political and inter-personal drama.
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Looking at your choice, I think you may like white collar and burn notice too

What i can do when am hurted....by ....stupid indian politics. .

I ADI SHETTY LEAVING MY HONOR DUE TO BLEADY INDIAN POLITICS ....
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO....
DID I HAVE TO TAKE BIRTH IN AFRICAN FOREST....FOR REDIFINING ...EVERYTHING. ...
SADLY
YOUR
ADI
There is no value for talented personal in India. ..

adishakthi said:
I ADI SHETTY LEAVING MY HONOR DUE TO BLEADY INDIAN POLITICS ....
TELL ME WHAT I HAVE TO DO....
DID I HAVE TO TAKE BIRTH IN AFRICAN FOREST....FOR REDIFINING ...EVERYTHING. ...
SADLY
YOUR
ADI
There is no value for talented personal in India. ..
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"politics' . Nope. Bye bye.

This is an stupid politics in an job.
.what an hel bro....
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You have to speak English on this forum. Read the rules.
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Y did my comment get deleted
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Tezlastorme said:
You have to speak English on this forum. Read the rules.
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You also have to be courteous to other members
boborone said:
Y did my comment get deleted
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Check your PM
@OP Is there a point to this thread, or should it just get closed as a personal rant thread?

Archer said:
You also have to be courteous to other members
Check your PM
@OP Is there a point to this thread, or should it just get closed as a personal rant thread?
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Got it and replied
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I seriously thought it said 'Hunted by Indian police"....

ShadowLea said:
I seriously thought it said 'Hunted by Indian police"....
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Strange... That's what I thought too...
Almost. I read it "What can I do when I am hunted by Stupid Indian Police"
Needless to say, I was disappointed when I saw the OP.

Jessica said:
Strange... That's what I thought too...
Almost. I read it "What can I do when I am hunted by Stupid Indian Police"
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Agreed, however 'Stupid Police' is a bit redundant. The police are stupid by default, it's their natural state. :silly:

So you lost your job then?

Thank u so much archer sir....
I am realy hurted and I postponed my sungsonic hd rom to note 2....
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Hurt by what?

Dafuq did I just read?

Doh! ARCHER Y U NO CLOSE THREAD ALREADY?

roofrider said:
Doh! ARCHER Y U NO CLOSE THREAD ALREADY?
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Archer said:
You also have to be courteous to other members
Check your PM
@OP Is there a point to this thread, or should it just get closed as a personal rant thread?
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Read above words....u will get answer......
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adishakthi said:
Read above words....u will get answer......
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You seem to have misread Archer's post :what:
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Move to US. They seem to accept any and everyone, no questions asked.... Well, that is if you can afford to pay 4 USD for a gallon of gas and 4.5 USD for a gallon of milk. Wait,you don't have to be able to afford it,they will give you food and a cell phone . What more do ya need. :silly:

Dahell is this o.o
"Imma be what I set out to be, without a doubt undoubtedly And all those who look down on me, I am tearing down your balcony"-Eminem(Not afraid)

You aren't the only one suffering...
And if you are talented... You can get jobs in private sector... They consider value for money... Politicians don't interfere much in private sector...

Let's Have a Discussion

Something's wrong with Off Topic.
Be it double standards, unfair bans, post deletions... whatever...
All members who feel they have something constructive to contribute are welcome.
Let's try and solve these issues once and for all.
This thread started with it's main focus on two incidents that took place yesterday.
As I have repeatedly stated, those incidents are just a symptom of the disease.
Perhaps Off Topic is just a tumor on the face of XDA that needs to be excised.
Perhaps it's a place for people to cool down and fraternize.
But the members posting in OT have felt that something's been going wrong for the post few months.
Maybe that wrongness is an erroneous perception on our part, or maybe there actually is something wrong. We've all been trying to discuss our feelings about that on this thread.
Trying to wash all the dirty laundry once and for all, to resolve all the issues people have had here so that we can go back to our meme-posting ways in peace.
Please feel free to comment on us users too. Like the title says... this is a discussion, and I'd love to hear your side of the story too.
Please discuss.
@NotATreoFan @Judge Joseph Dredd @MikeChannon @M_T_M
@svetius @P1Tater
Today's incident isn't the only time users have had issue with this moderator, and the only reason I abandoned the PM I was writing and made this thread was because I felt other members should take part i this discussion as well.
Please comment, @flastnoles11 @FlyGurl
@roofrider
@veeman @jugg1es
@Prawesome

Thanks for posting this *****ing awesome thread.
I believe because mods (I'm obviously generalizing here, there are many that don't) think of themselves as a separate group from the rest of "us" and because of their "kinship" they show leniency towards each other.
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Heres some proof of him saying controutman can use the word but others can't
“It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power."” ― David Brin

Hopefully we can wrap this up pretty quickly as it's nearly my bedtime.....
/me yawns
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Your welcome to PM either myself, My team leader or the moderator committee
Thread closed

mark manning said:
Your welcome to PM either myself, My team leader or the moderator committee
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Yea right, we can all see a mod committee member's reply right above yours.
And a fail btw, if closing this thread was your intention.

mark manning said:
Your welcome to PM either myself, My team leader or the moderator committee
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Nah..... I want to see where this is going.
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Banning for use of the word ***** is just stupid anyhow. If you want to say it's a swear word, add it to the filter. Otherwise, if it isn't being used in an abusive or insulting way, let it be.
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flastnoles11 said:
Heres some proof of him saying controutman can use the word but others can't
“It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power."” ― David Brin
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That's a pretty half-assed avoidance of the subject, plus, a moderator response to a report should be more mature, and at least attempt to use proper grammar. This looks like a 12 year old wrote it, I would expect a higher level of maturity from a mod.

prototype7 said:
Banning for use of the word ***** is just stupid anyhow. If you want to say it's a swear word, add it to the filter. Otherwise, if it isn't being used in an abusive or insulting way, let it be.
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A certain Smod (we all know who it was) made jRi0T68 change his sig because it had asshole in it, a word which isn't censored even today.

conantroutman said:
Nah..... I want to see where this is going.
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Okay. I killed it when I just had curiosity, but now you've got my attention.

Archer said:
Okay. I killed it when I just had curiosity, but now you've got my attention.
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If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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I got a mention here, so I will just give my 2 cents. Not even 2 cents, just a few sentences
It was unfair.. Everyone should be treated equally. This isn't a democracy but still...
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conantroutman said:
If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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Are you guys going to respond to the comments made by us in this thread? Or just chit chat among each other.
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roofrider said:
A certain Smod (we all know who it was) made jRi0T68 change his sig because it had asshole in it, a word which isn't censored even today.
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Unless something went on behind the scenes, I'm pretty sure cfb mentioned it (actually as an example of the double standards), and Jeremy changed it before any mod took action.

conantroutman said:
If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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You all watch out for each other so what's the point? Can't say you don't either as mark mannings reply to my report on you using the word "*****ing" was pretty much ignored as you can see... Hypocritical power hungry mods
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veeman said:
Are you guys going to respond to the comments made by us in this thread? Or just chit chat among each other.
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Depends on whether or not you can bring up anything worth responding to.
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So this was the PM I got....

conantroutman said:
If the people want to do this in public then so be it. All previous requests to deal with things properly have been ignores so let's just get it over with.
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Point taken. I'll grab the popcorn

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Depends on whether or not you can bring up anything worth responding to.
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OK, just wanted to make sure you were still here. Don't want to sound like I'm *****ing though.
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So, instead of going on about how they aren't going to listen, let's try and get to the point, please? Ctm reopened this so we could have a discussion, so let's have one.

[The Grand Troll Android Alliance Family]-Pony ban? See the Poll

Since I have seen so many “Family" threads I decided to make one. I think we should include Members.
This thread will be for those Trolls who like to troll around. Trolling is accepted as long as its not taken too far.
Everyone is welcome to join the Alliance. The Purpose of the Alliance is for Members to relax and be part of what trolling like to be. The Alliance is for Risk Takers, Protectors, Trolls, whatever you name it, except one thing: No PoNiEs????
Established Rules:
1) NO PONIES????
2)Trolling is allowed as long as its not taken too far.
3) No Flaming or Inappropriate things (Keep it clean)
4) Remember the XDA Guidelines
This Week's Poll
Should Ponies be banned from this thread?
Yes:0
No: 1
Some Ponies.:0

Presidential Status Requirements-
1) Must fulfill the the Admiral Status for 1 month or must fulfill Commander Status for 3 months.
Presidents will change every month. First month doesn't count.
Admiral Requirements-( I am one since I created the thread)
1)Must Have 2000+ Posts
2) Must have 500+ Thanks
3) Must post a minimum of 25 times a week in this thread
Commander Requirements
1)Must have 1500+ Posts
2) Must have 200+ Thanks
3)Must be known(As in you must be a regular Poster)
High Captain Requirements-
1) Must have 1000+ Posts
2) Must Have 100+ Thanks
3) Must post in this thread a minimum of 25+ Times a week
Sub-Captain Requirements-
1) Must have 750+ Posts
2) Must have 40+ Thanks
3) Must post in this thread a minimum of 15+ times a week
Private Requirements-
1) Must have 450+ Posts
2) Must have 30+ Thanks
3) Most post in this thread 10+ Times a week
Rookie Requirements
1) Must have 200+ Posts
2) Must have 20+ Thanks
3) Must post in this thread a minimum of 5+ Times a week
Trainee Requirements-
1) Must have 100+ Posts
2) Must have 10+ Thanks
3) Must post a minimum of 5+ times a week
Evaluation and Promotion of Members will be taken every 2 weeks.
Our Motto is: “Troll like a Real Troll to be Troll"

Member List and Status
Alliance President-
Alliance Admirals- @404-Not Found @mark manning
Alliance Commanders- @powerpoint45 @ [MENTION=4381453]Danial723
Alliance High Captains- @Shad0wPanda @gmaster01 @edisile ( The Annoying Zoidberg)
Alliance Sub-Captains- @shubh_007
@Sanjay Kumar
Alliance Rookies-
Alliance Trainees-

Mods don't close this thread. I want to see what to if it grows.
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Keep whatever it is you are doing friendly please

mark manning said:
Keep whatever it is you are doing friendly please
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Completely. I will establish rules soon
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mark manning said:
Keep whatever it is you are doing friendly please
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Sir, for your coolness and reputation, would you like to be 1st Captain
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404-Not Found said:
Sir, for your coolness and reputation, would you like to be 1st Captain
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Sure, I think other may disagree tho

Lol this sounds hilarious.
Sad I don't have 20 posts
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yashvchauhan said:
Lol this sounds hilarious.
Sad I don't have 20 posts
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I wanted to be a leader and now I have the chance. I guess its funny, just like other family threads.
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mark manning said:
Sure, I think other may disagree tho
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Exceptions... Are allowed. Besides Mods can get shortcuts. Not everyone will have to go through rookie stages. I will put 2 more Captains,
1 1st Private and 2 more Privates, directly
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404-Not Found said:
Exceptions... Are allowed. Besides Mods can get shortcuts. Not everyone will have to go through rookie stages. I will put 2 more Captains,
1 1st Private and 2 more Privates, directly
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Please can i be a captain

Shad0wPanda said:
Please can i be a captain
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I sent in 2 invitations already. But I will tell you this, if by 12:00 the Members I invited dont respond, you will be captain.
Edit: You can be Private for now if you want.
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Me?
What will u make me?
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May be captain..?
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Sanjay Kumar said:
Me?
What will u make me?
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You sir, can be a Rookie
Your best is a Rookie, for now. If you can keep posting you will be promoted to Private
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Why not captain?
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Sanjay Kumar said:
Rokie means?
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Beginner, N00b
Not Captain, because you seem to low on thanks.
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I salute you Alliance commander for this thread. Count me in.
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shubh_007 said:
I salute you Alliance commander for this thread. Count me in.
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Rookie!!
Welcome aboard
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I have requiments of captain as in 2 post.
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