The Mystifying Bizarre Crazy Thread of the Interwebz - Off-topic

I haven't done a OT thread in a long time.... (dem modz)
But here is a new a revolutionary thread! (To Mods: Go Ahead and lock this thread if there is a thread that exists already)
Like the title says, this thread is for ALL members (no under-10-posts junior memebers allowed) of XDA, trolls or non-trolls, to post bizarre and wildly amazing or plain crazy things you find on the Internet (InterWebz for short) however they must comply to XDA rules, which is pretty much no illegal things such as..... you know what you shouldn't post. But whatever, go ahead and get crazy

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Yay! This dude doesn't even make good threads.
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Some people never learn...

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Wow. You guys are all so scary!

Just signed up and can i say this is the first time I've signed up to a forum and been intimidated!
Ive seen the intro vid...gold! (person no# 283,987!) woohoo!
Was just wondering how folk like me(handsome...yet noob to the core!) get around XDA without being torn a new hole? I like people and having one hole so not sure if i wanna start a thread without getting the inside scoop!
Nice to me you all! i think?
Welcome to XDA , I am pretty sure that soon you will be amazed by the friendliness of XDA members . Modders dev's and other members will always be there to help as much as they can . Just follow the forum rules and you will be addicted to this place
Happy posting
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Nice to meet you all i mean! arrrgh! already making mistakes!!
vimjam said:
Welcome to XDA , I am pretty sure that soon you will be amazed by the friendliness of XDA members . Modders dev's and other members will always be there to help as much as they can . Just follow the forum rules and you will be addicted to this place
Happy posting
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Woohoo meet my first person! lol nice to meet you vimjam! I can feel the addiction already First day on the XDA block is pretty hard. I ve gotta wait every 5minutes between post(spam monitoring i think)
reeco xda said:
Woohoo meet my first person! lol nice to meet you vimjam! I can feel the addiction already First day on the XDA block is pretty hard. I ve gotta wait every 5minutes between post(spam monitoring i think)
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Nice to meet you too . Yeah that wait is only applicable to newbies , once you are a senior member almost all restrictions are gone
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Welcome !
Youl usually will be flamed when:
- posting questions in development and not in Q&A
- starting another thread that's already been posted, discussed and answered 20+ times. Obviously not searching.
- not following directions then bashing the dev for your mistake.
- asking/bugging devs for ETA's
- posting fanboy threads bashing the device in that device forum.
Most of these are general written xda rules. Welcome to the forum. Xda will be your best friend.
Hey dude welcome to xda and the best sub forum off topic
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Basically search & read stickies and you'll be fine
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And Follow The Rules!
Welcome to XDA, if you don't leave now the addiction only grows stronger.
Welcome you'll come to find that we're all not so mean. There are some mean people of course, but don't let them get to you. Always try to be respectful, polite and search before posting a thread with some questions and you'll be fine
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You'll hear people say that the developers are the life blood of the forums. It's not, alcohol is!
That's all i know really. Hope it helps!
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You'll hear people say that the developers are the life blood of the forums. It's not, alcohol is!
That's all i know really. Hope it helps!
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DirkGently is a troublemaker (although, an intelligent, funny one) THAT'S the life blood of OT.
ALSO, HI!
It's a tablet dammit! Not a BIG phone....
welcome to xda its a great place have fun modding your phone thats why i first came here and then found the great OT
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Welcome to XDA , I am pretty sure that soon you will be amazed by the friendliness of XDA members . Modders dev's and other members will always be there to help as much as they can . Just follow the forum rules and you will be addicted to this place
Happy posting
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LOLOLOL at member friendliness. Mod's and Dev's are usually pretty friendly unless you bug the crap out of them. And you won't get ban hammered unless you go against the forum rules.
You should be fine as long as don't do anything too crazy.
~Jasecloud4
We're not scary. Might seem that way on friday and saturday night but sunday afternoon we get back to normal. lol
jaszek said:
We're not scary. Might seem that way on friday and saturday night but sunday afternoon we get back to normal. lol
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Unless you're Mr Clown, and then you're scary 24/7.
OP, there are scarier things to be found on these here forums than any of us... and some of them are Clown shaped!
Bahaha "not sure if I wanna start a thread without the inside scoop"
Guess what bud? You just did welcome to xda
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Welcome aboard, now make us sandwiches......
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Welcome aboard, now make us sandwiches......
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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what if he's a guy?

XDA is a development forum...

...not a complaint forum. Go somewhere else please. I can't read topics about my Nexus 7 because this section and Q&A, even Development are flooded with complaints. We could use a moderator over here. The Inspire section used to be like this but was cleaned up. This is a development forum for devs, not a woe is me forum. See the name, XDA-Developers?
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XDA has evolved into much more than a development forum. The development is now pigeon-holed to the Development section of each device. Check there.
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...not a complaint forum. Go somewhere else please. I can't read topics about my Nexus 7 because this section and Q&A, even Development are flooded with complaints. We could use a moderator over here. The Inspire section used to be like this but was cleaned up. This is a development forum for devs, not a woe is me forum. See the name, XDA-Developers?
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This is the "General" board. If you are looking for the "Development" board, I found it here for you.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/forumdisplay.php?f=1677
Go into any other "general" forum. It is threads helping development, information, etc. Not baseless complaining. Straight from a moderator and from the XDA phone splash page: "XDA was founded by developers, for developers."
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Go into any other "general" forum. It is threads helping development, information, etc. Not baseless complaining.
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Go into any General forum of a device just released less than a month ago...
tribestros said:
Go into any other "general" forum. It is threads helping development, information, etc. Not baseless complaining.
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All new device forums start off like this. Maybe after another month or so, everything will clean up and people will stop complaining.
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Go into any other "general" forum. It is threads helping development, information, etc. Not baseless complaining.
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It a new toy, you get this on any forum witth new toys, give a few weeks and the whingers will have thrown the new toy out of the pram and moved onto something else. This forum has nothing on some of the Pro Photography forums where they gather to complain about the latest £10k pro camera and how its missing this or that and swamping the forums to the point that people who make a living from the things cant hear above the noise and dross.
On the bright side they all get board soon and move along to whing at something else.
PS. I can understand maybe you are sick of the complaints if you are device is fine, and most probably are fine. But ASUS brings this on themselves, almost every dang tablet they release seems to have a really rough first batch.
As Accused24 said, once people get their bad units replaced, the frustrated cries will die down.
Oh the irony of this thread is priceless.
No, I'm simply doing as romans do.
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tribestros said:
...not a complaint forum. Go somewhere else please. I can't read topics about my Nexus 7 because this section and Q&A, even Development are flooded with complaints. We could use a moderator over here. The Inspire section used to be like this but was cleaned up. This is a development forum for devs, not a woe is me forum. See the name, XDA-Developers?
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This is supposed to be a development forum.
This too.
The forum in which this thread is located is clearly marked "general" and part of a publicly registrable set of forums.
And this thread is deliciously ironic.
XDA...for developers by developers. If you actually read what mods have to say, terms of service, etc you'd understand that.
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Lmao go to the evo shift forums. You can hear your blood flowing through you.
Don't feed the troll guys, he is whining about general topics then making his own whining topic
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Simply stating what XDA is all about.
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So apparently just because people flood other forums with complaints it is okay to do it and keep doing it here?
My advise, avoid Q&A and General section because people like to be boss and do what they like over the net.
What development have you actually contributed to XDA?
tribestros said:
...not a complaint forum. Go somewhere else please. I can't read topics about my Nexus 7 because this section and Q&A, even Development are flooded with complaints. We could use a moderator over here. The Inspire section used to be like this but was cleaned up. This is a development forum for devs, not a woe is me forum. See the name, XDA-Developers?
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Complaining about complaints.
Works like a charm.
No really, I do get ur sentiment and I dont really mean to troll u. But im just sayin, posts like this do more harm than good.
Nothing in a while. A good bit for my old phones before I was on the Nexus forum. At this point, I wouldn't even post if it wasn't for the annoying basement dwellers on here flooding this forum with stupid crap.
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Rafase282 said:
So apparently just because people flood other forums with complaints it is okay to do it and keep doing it here?
My advise, avoid Q&A and General section because people like to be boss and do what they like over the net.
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The op needs to calm down, wait a month when this isn't a highly anticipated device. Then it will be normal, just like every new device
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Idea how to make off-topic/other forums better.

I got an idea, we can vote if we want a thread closed, I a poll or something. What do you guys think about it?
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One vote here for this thread to be closed :good:
In a word, no.
Threads aren't popularity contests, and that's exactly what it would turn into.
If a thread breaks the rules or gives a moderator reason to grimace then it goes. If you see something out of place then you should report it, explain what you see as wrong with it and then leave it to whichever forum mod deals with it.
Archer said:
In a word, no.
Threads aren't popularity contests, and that's exactly what it would turn into.
If a thread breaks the rules or gives a moderator reason to grimace then it goes. If you see something out of place then you should report it, explain what you see as wrong with it and then leave it to whichever forum mod deals with it.
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(Why isn't this closed yet?)
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(Why isn't this closed yet?)
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I was actually going to leave it open for a discussion about the topic, but since you decided to attack the first person to disagree with you (which I then deleted), I'm out of patience.
Thread closed.

Halo 4 Multiplayer

Is it just me or does anyone else feel that the multiplayer playlist choices are a bit of a let down. Yes I'm sure well see more with updates but I love my Big Team Battles and to constantly play Slayer is a bit boring. Bring back big team CTF & Assault and maybe a bit of Rocket Race for good measure.
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mr_tris said:
Is it just me or does anyone else feel that the multiplayer playlist choices are a bit of a let down. Yes I'm sure well see more with updates but I love my Big Team Battles and to constantly play Slayer is a bit boring. Bring back big team CTF & Assault and maybe a bit of Rocket Race for good measure.
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Another game thread? Seriously?
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Another game thread? Seriously?
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Sorry to sh1t on your day pal. Got a bit bored of talking about phones and tablets. I take it you don't like the Halo franchise?
Maybe next time I'll post something off-topic in the Devs section just to cheer everyone up a bit more. What do you reckon.
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mr_tris said:
Sorry to sh1t on your day pal. Got a bit bored of talking about phones and tablets. I take it you don't like the Halo franchise?
Maybe next time I'll post something off-topic in the Devs section just to cheer everyone up a bit more. What do you reckon.
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Assassins Creed is way better. Halo is still cool though
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mr_tris said:
Sorry to sh1t on your day pal. Got a bit bored of talking about phones and tablets. I take it you don't like the Halo franchise?
Maybe next time I'll post something off-topic in the Devs section just to cheer everyone up a bit more. What do you reckon.
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There is a gamin thread already that's what he was saying so calm down.
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RawnyRom said:
Assassins Creed is way better. Halo is still cool though
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I'm waiting for Assassins 3 to be posted from love film! Can't wait.
Tezlastorme said:
There is a gamin thread already that's what he was saying so calm down.
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Deep breath.......I'm fine now thanks Tezla.Nice PIC. If there's a common thread for every game under one thread then I'll look out for it later. In the mean time at least my question won't get lost on page 459.....etc somewhere else.
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mr_tris said:
I'm waiting for Assassins 3 to be posted from love film! Can't wait.
Deep breath.......I'm fine now thanks Tezla.Nice PIC. If there's a common thread for every game under one thread then I'll look out for it later. In the mean time at least my question won't get lost on page 459.....etc somewhere else.
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It won't get lost, but it will get locked by one of the Mods.
Yes. This is Off-Topic, but XDA is a mobile phone site. OT is allowed and tolerated because it is well moderated, but ultimately there are far better places if you really want to discuss games. That is precisely why there is ONE thread for games discussion and all others get locked - otherwise OT would just be two hundred games threads and nothing else.
SimonTS said:
It won't get lost, but it will get locked by one of the Mods.
Yes. This is Off-Topic, but XDA is a mobile phone site. OT is allowed and tolerated because it is well moderated, but ultimately there are far better places if you really want to discuss games. That is precisely why there is ONE thread for games discussion and all others get locked - otherwise OT would just be two hundred games threads and nothing else.
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Understood mate, thanks and apollogies to youself.
P.S. it's going back to the shop today, there doing the Dishonoured Collector Edition for £29.99!
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mr_tris said:
Understood mate, thanks and apollogies to youself.
P.S. it's going back to the shop today, there doing the Dishonoured Collector Edition for £29.99!
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Omg! Someone that doesn't get all mad and start throwing tantrums when they are told that their thread will get locked. My life is complete.
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veeman said:
Omg! Someone that doesn't get all mad and start throwing tantrums when they are told that their thread will get locked. My life is complete.
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I came in here looking for storms and xobx posts, I now leave disappointed
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BeerChameleon said:
I came in here looking for storms and xobx posts, I now leave disappointed
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I like Halo 4 multiplayer.
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Josepho1997 said:
I like Halo 4 multiplayer.
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Me too but go talk about it in the gaming thread.
Also: coolstorybro.jpg
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I'm new to these forums and since this thread has kind of become a META thread about the off-topic forum, then I'm going to say that I don't know if I like how the off-topic forum works.
I have only given off-topic an initial browse to see what it's like, but it looks like 75% of the posts are huge archive posts on a single topic. Then there are like 5 or 6 scattered threads of varying levels of interesting topics. Why not just let all the posts roam free?
Since I'm new here I'm only guessing, but I feel like the off-topic community is being unnecessarily divided into huge black holes of threads where nobody really gets to know anyone else. Am I wrong in the that guess? Or is there really a community of people who hang out in the off-topic forum and manage to keep tabs on one another within these huge threads?
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wirther said:
I'm new to these forums and since this thread has kind of become a META thread about the off-topic forum, then I'm going to say that I don't know if I like how the off-topic forum works.
I have only given off-topic an initial browse to see what it's like, but it looks like 75% of the posts are huge archive posts on a single topic. Then there are like 5 or 6 scattered threads of varying levels of interesting topics. Why not just let all the posts roam free?
Since I'm new here I'm only guessing, but I feel like the off-topic community is being unnecessarily divided into huge black holes of threads where nobody really gets to know anyone else. Am I wrong in the that guess? Or is there really a community of people who hang out in the off-topic forum and manage to keep tabs on one another within these huge threads?
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Most of the regulars here know each other and know quite a bit about each other. There are some good people here and some muppets - if you hang around you will soon enough work out which groups people fall into (hint: I'm one of the muppets :silly.
The OT forum is really here for people to blow off a bit of steam and build a feeling of community, without needing to chat about phones and technology all the time - just like going down the pub after work with your colleagues and not talking about work. However some people seem to feel that they have an inherent right to just open a thread for anything they want - they social equivalent of meeting your colleagues down the pub and starting to chat about sex with animals - not what the rest of the group want to discuss.
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Most of the regulars here know each other and know quite a bit about each other. There are some good people here and some muppets - if you hang around you will soon enough work out which groups people fall into (hint: I'm one of the muppets :silly.
The OT forum is really here for people to blow off a bit of steam and build a feeling of community, without needing to chat about phones and technology all the time - just like going down the pub after work with your colleagues and not talking about work. However some people seem to feel that they have an inherent right to just open a thread for anything they want - they social equivalent of meeting your colleagues down the pub and starting to chat about sex with animals - not what the rest of the group want to discuss.
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That's cool that a group of regulars persists here. I was a regular of the off topic forum at xbox.com back in the day, so I know what off topic forums can be like. The forums back then didn't have these huge archive posts though, like this forum has. It was more like jungle rules, I guess you could say, so I was just worried that the jungle rules were what made that off topic forum special for me.
But if you say that the archive threads work, then that's cool. I just have to get used to them, I guess.
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I do think that we shouldn't force everything related to gaming into one thread.
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Josepho1997 said:
I do think that we shouldn't force everything related to gaming into one thread.
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In that case, petition the people who matter to get a forum created just for games to be discussed - then you can have as many threads as you want.

New guy checking in.

Just wanted to pop in and say hey, I have been lurking around for along time and finally decided to sign up and join in.
This is my first smart phone that I have ever attempted to root/unlock (note 2) and had absolutely no idea how to go about it, so after about a week of reading I finally took the plunge, and from guidance from you guys it was all worth it. So I just want to give a big Thanks to you guys for the videos, write ups and the time you guys spend doing what you do.
And if this us posted in the wrong place sorry. Thanks again guys.
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Not that you so much posted in the wrong place, as you should of never made this thread.
To introduce yourself, go here.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=11092640
OT "Say Hi" thread
Also, while you're at it, read this.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=13588922
Ten post rule, and why it's needed.
Like I said above, sorry if I posted in the wrong place. I didnt see the thread to post just to say hi. I also didnt start this thread to up my post count, but to say thanks for the work that these developers put in to their work. I posted in the off topic discussion because I thought it was off topic and by all means please move it to the right thread if it offends anyone.
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chizler said:
Like I said above, sorry if I posted in the wrong place. I didnt see the thread to post just to say hi. I also didnt start this thread to up my post count, but to say thanks for the work that these developers put in to their work. I posted in the off topic discussion because I thought it was off topic and by all means please move it to the right thread if it offends anyone.
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If you want to Thank the dev, send him a PM or press the "thanks" button . Development threads are for, well development, just saying.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
If you want to Thank the dev, send him a PM or press the "thanks" button . Development threads are for, well development, just saying.
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Dude don't be so harsh to him. He's New here and it's normal if he doesn't know much.
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Welcome to the forum mate. However, I do need to close this thread. We have about 1500 new members a day sign up so you can imagine what would happen if they all made a thread like this
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