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Inspired by Possan and his power button mod/hack, I feel compelled to post the best mod site on the net.
www.afrotechmods.com
I'm not racist, nor is any such racism implied. Simply stupid/funny **** for computer dorks.
Have fun, and don't forget to breath!

wth!! i read this!!!!!
i was bored

That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.

Skellyyy said:
That's soooo a trick to get people to read it.
It's like if you say to somebody "click this and you'll get a virus", they'll click it to see if it actually is lol.
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i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....

T.C.P said:
i bumped a thread that's almost 6 years old Mods... as you please....
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We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe

souljaboy said:
We gotta vote for your punishment ... i say beheading with xda written on the axe
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nah thats not cruel enough

Banned. That's as cruel as cruel can get.

banned ... wrong thread bro

Banned because it's not supposed to be in the Ban the user above thread bro.

Yeah his suggestion was banning haha
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

dare I
yes.. one more bump for the mister

We all fail

MacaronyMax said:
We all fail
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i fail... i accidently thanked u :{

T.C.P said:
i fail... i accidently thanked u :{
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Haha, Thanks, I'd thank back but I'm on old xda

ohh boy.
thread closed.

Mr. Clown said:
ohh boy.
thread closed.
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not yet!
haha

Big Fat Loser

I would love to drive some traffic my new blog, so I am going shamelessly promote it to my fellow xda people.
BFL Blog
Feedback welcome

Haha Looks pretty cool
Edit:
I think its safe to assume that I dont frequent the local gyms often. However, I was not expecting to immediately walk into the locker room and see an old wrinkly penis with a huge gray bush. Im not an unreasonable person. I understand that people have to change out of their nasty workout clothes, but I would at least have the decency to point my junk towards a wall or something so that innocent passers by dont see the goods
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hahhahah xD Just that post deserves the site to be on my bookmarks

Thanks! I try to throw in some comedy where I can

You have my support
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

twitch153 said:
You have my support
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Me two, me three, me four....
Sent from either my Nexus S, N1 or telepathically using two tin cans and some string.

Thanks guys!

Dredge said:
Thanks guys!
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bookmarked lol

You guys are awesome!

Dredge said:
You guys are awesome!
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We know
Also... I see no ads.. I was going to click some to help you out

MacaronyMax said:
We know
Also... I see no ads.. I was going to click some to help you out
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There are ads at the very bottom...2 of them

I guess I've decided to go with lap band surgery. Im not one to ask for handouts typically, but if you are interested in donating to the cause....
I have added a button to my blog.
BFL Blog

Dredge said:
There are ads at the very bottom...2 of them
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Oops... I had an Adblocker on... I shall do now

I just wanted to give this thread a little bump. I also now have a youtube channel.
Sent from the bowels of my mind....

From what I've seen, all I can say is LOL I'll read it a little more.

Thanks!
Sent from the bowels of my mind....

Read it, and i think it's awesome! Keep it up big man!
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[Q] How to use Gamecih????

Guys, you could me explain how to run and how to use Gamecih???
Pleasee, when I open the app I get the message:
Error!!
Root users only!!!
I do not know what it means,you explained to me????

You need to root your phone first, what phone do you have?
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-

twitch153 said:
You need to root your phone first, what phone do you have?
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
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I was gunna be all smart and look through his posts to see what forum he'sposted in but this is his only post
Yeah you need root, Here read this from wikepidia
On many computer operating systems, the superuser, or root, is a special user account used for system administration.
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I have a Optimus One

XxJackxX95 said:
I have a Optimus One
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Are you a rucking fetard? We just told you that you have to have rooted your phone first. Go to the optimus thread to find out how to root, buddy. We cater to a different crowd here.
After that, go over to the Android Application thread to find the GameCIH post if you're still facing problems.

sakai4eva said:
Are you a rucking fetard? We just told you that you have to have rooted your phone first. Go to the optimus thread to find out how to root, buddy. We cater to a different crowd here.
After that, go over to the Android Application thread to find the GameCIH post if you're still facing problems.
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Easy there Sakai, don't want to scare him away now
Sent from my HTC Vision using XDA Premium App

Just because this is OT doesn't mean it is the dumpsite for everything. He should respect the sanctity of OT as our ultimate dumpsite for all things stupid and/or the drama that is Alan's love life.

Haha great sakia made me lol
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Just because this is OT doesn't mean it is the dumpsite for everything. He should respect the sanctity of OT as our ultimate dumpsite for all things stupid and/or the drama that is Alan's love life.
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Edit... isn't there already a thread for cih in the soft dev forums?
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Haha great sakia made me lol
Edit... isn't there already a thread for cih in the soft dev forums?
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Yeah, but the OP didn't have root, and he posted in the wrong section (ie, mine)

This is not your section o-0 we all know this is macaroni's
sakai4eva said:
Yeah, but the OP didn't have root, and he posted in the wrong section (ie, mine)
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
This is not your section o-0 we all know this is macaroni's
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XD Lmao, Yes, It's Mine

dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
This is not your section o-0 we all know this is macaroni's
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MacaronyMax said:
XD Lmao, Yes, It's Mine
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Nope, it's mine. But I'll be nice and share.

Ok so,weres my cut of the pie
sakai4eva said:
Nope, it's mine. But I'll be nice and share.
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To OP: Learn to root, read the ****ing instructions, and then learn to use Cheat Engine on your PC.
... Cheating scum.

dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Ok so,weres my cut of the pie
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I ate it long ago
@obsidian: Yeah, that's the way forward!

ppl i have a problem whit gamecih 2 it all the time when i try change someting on dungeon hunters 2hd or some other games it says me "NOT supported in Lite Version" what i have to do so i can change the velum

I made a forum dedicated to cheating android apps/games.
I would like anyone who uses GameCIH, Hex-edit, GameCheat Engine, or want cheats to sign up!
Tell me what cheats you want for what app/game and ill try to find them. And hopefully you guys can post some good stuff too.
see ya'll there, and hope this isnt against xda.
www.AndroidGamer.tk

sakai4eva said:
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Dude, take your pills!
From your responces in just this topic I decided your a 13 year old boy, kind of chubby (the greasy finger kind) who gets picked on at school the whole the time and feels he has some chance here to show his <cartman voice>authority!</cartman voice> on this forum. Hoping to have at least some place to compensate the rest of the day outside of this forum.
Ofcourse this is just my first impression based on these few (most part on the first responce) messages so I could be a bit wrong...

XxJackxX95 said:
I have a Optimus One
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For this app to work you'll need to root your phone.
If you don't know about rooting ask a friend to help you out and let him tell you about the risks. (or read more about it in this forum)
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If your phone is rooted you need to allow this app root access (you'll get a popup).
Good luck and don't mind Cartman.

Vextreme said:
Dude, take your pills!
From your responces in just this topic I decided your a 13 year old boy, kind of chubby (the greasy finger kind) who gets picked on at school the whole the time and feels he has some chance here to show his <cartman voice>authority!</cartman voice> on this forum. Hoping to have at least some place to compensate the rest of the day outside of this forum.
Ofcourse this is just my first impression based on these few (most part on the first responce) messages so I could be a bit wrong...
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I'm a 26 year old accountant that gives sound career and relationship advice in the OT. I am also the King of OT, the Chef of the Mafia, and instigator of the "Off Topic Infinite Loop".
I'm no longer chubby, but I still have a tummy (getting round to it). I used to bully people like you in school, who only dare to act tough behind the internet and watch too many cartoons (I'm a much nicer guy now. Ask the crew)
I mostly post from work (shows how awesome a job I have), and come here occasionally on weekends to chat with the crew.
Your first impression sucks, because you didn't notice the near impeccable grammar, spelling, and choice of words, neither do you notice that I have 5k+ posts, neither do you realize that 80% or more of my thanks come from helping people in the OT section.
Get our of your basement more, and stop resurrecting dead threads.
****ing troll.

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That must explain all the Enzyte and Rogaine ads I see.

phatmanxxl said:
That must explain all the Enzyte and Rogaine ads I see.
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lulz........10

phatmanxxl said:
That must explain all the Enzyte and Rogaine ads I see.
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Dude, i keep trying to accept Christ and he keeps trolling me. No free playstation for me
...Is you link broken?

deliriousDroid said:
Dude, i keep trying to accept Christ and he keeps trolling me. No free playstation for me
...Is you link broken?
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LoL when you do accept Christ the link will work.

An upgrade to my DNA Sequencer?
Man, it's just what i always wanted!

deliriousDroid said:
Dude, i keep trying to accept Christ and he keeps trolling me. No free playstation for me
...Is you link broken?
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He's the original troll...
Also, no religious discussion
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face......

Xda pro apple?

I saw some moderators closed a boycott apple thread. I mean if it's in a offtopic forum. Why does it matter? Its starting to piss me off.

Mavman42 said:
I saw some moderators closed a boycott apple thread. I mean if it's in a offtopic forum. Why does it matter? Its starting to piss me off.
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Probably because it was completely useless and was just waiting for a flame war to begin.

Moderators should be objective, so any flaming thread will be locked.
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veeman said:
Probably because it was completely useless and was just waiting for a flame war to begin.
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Why does it matter? I thought we could talk about anything. But they want us to praise them?

Mavman42 said:
Why does it matter? I thought we could talk about anything. But they want us to praise them?
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No. They want people to stop making useless threads.

How old are you? If you want a flame war then go to Youtube.
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I bet as they're primary phone they use isheep phone. Any moderators if I have offended you sorry to rotten your apple.

Mavman42 said:
I bet as they're primary phone they use isheep phone. Any moderators if I have offended you sorry to rotten your apple.
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Dude.. this is an Android forum. I'm pretty sure none of the Mods use an iPhone as a primary phone.

LordManhattan said:
How old are you? If you want a flame war then go to Youtube.
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Old enough to realize what's right and wrong.

veeman said:
Dude.. this is an Android forum. I'm pretty sure none of the Mods use an iPhone as a primary phone.
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They could just use taptalk
Sent from my SGH-T989 on Jelly Bean goodness!

Mavman42 said:
Old enough to realize what's right and wrong.
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Locking useless threads is wrong? So I guess it'll be wrong when this thread gets locked too.

I can guarantee that no mod has closed a thread because they either agree or disagree with a pro or anti apple argument.
If you have a problem with a closed thread then get in touch with the moderator that closed it.
We don't need a thread to discuss it, and with that, this thread is closed.

Before the moderators close this thread, let me ask one question. Is there an apple development thread on this site?

Mavman42 said:
Before the moderators close this thread, let me ask one question. Is there an apple development thread on this site?
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Try http://forum.iphone-developers.com
It's xda's iPhone site.

Mavman42 said:
I thought we could talk about anything.
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You thought wrong.
Threads like that are just immature and pointless, and almost always end up in flame wars.