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So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
Are you after beta testers?
Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND
Wow, talk about off-topic.
robinsonsam said:
Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
burgertime said:
LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)
P1Tater said:
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......
burgertime said:
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.
JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
burgertime said:
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw
Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.
Any update? lol
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
hotrod101 said:
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.
mikechannon said:
I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?
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XDA-Portal said:
It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
orb3000 said:
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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http://bit.ly/97V5YV
That's my favorite. Oh god I love white cp.
I prefer an 80lb Royal Laid Natural. Perfect for durable set lists on the stage.
good day.
I see the kitty below me... **** rock, here **** rock, here kitty kitty.
Boise X9 is what our office uses.
i loaded the page earlier and i just looked up and saw the thread name after 1 hour of h.a.w.x. and i was like , damn i couldnt of been playing THAT long cuz i dont remember when i typed 4chan on comp the last time
SamVib said:
http://bit.ly/97V5YV
That's my favorite. Oh god I love white cp.
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We don't sleep . We are XDA addicts, eventhough my subconscious is writing this message.
Mr. Clown said:
We don't sleep . We are XDA addicts, eventhough my subconscious is writing this message.
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Same. I keep checking the Vibrant's forum every 10 minutes. Then I go to off topic then apps and games.
And....your clown.... damn. It's scary. Especially that .gif, it just stared at me.... whoa. It gets freakier every second.
SamVib said:
Same. I keep checking the Vibrant's forum every 10 minutes. Then I go to off topic then apps and games.
And....your clown.... damn. It's scary. Especially that .gif, it just stared at me.... whoa. It gets freakier every second.
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That's because I don't sleep ...Always watching.
Beware, a Mod is always watchin you
That´s right, actually some of us really live here
http://tinyurl.com/38crsnp
orb3000 said:
That´s right, actually some of us really live here
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Talking about that Orb...rent's up buddy!!
Mr. Clown said:
That's because I don't sleep ...Always watching.
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Do you also have that white curtian
MacaronyMax said:
Do you also have that white curtian
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Yes, and it's giving me a hell of a headache
Mr. Clown said:
Yes, and it's giving me a hell of a headache
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Did you freak out when you saw this thread Mr clown? haha
C0dy said:
http://tinyurl.com/38crsnp
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Haha nice one
http://tinyurl.com/onpsjp
Personally, I cant stand his role
lonelykatana said:
Did you freak out when you saw this thread Mr clown? haha
Haha nice one
http://tinyurl.com/onpsjp
Personally, I cant stand his role
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Of course I did...because they stated that I'm asleep...and I don't sleep at all
Mr. Clown said:
Of course I did...because they stated that I'm asleep...and I don't sleep at all
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Hell yeah, I think once you become a mod the amount of caffeine intake rises, Ill be up at 2am writing and then up at 4am checking RP's. you can never hide from us
Captainkrtek said:
Hell yeah, I think once you become a mod the amount of caffeine intake rises, Ill be up at 2am writing and then up at 4am checking RP's. you can never hide from us
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I'd happily help to lower your workload! Shame im not a mod *hinthinthint XDA people*
And i defiantly would would not abuse my powers all the time!
lonelykatana said:
I'd happily help to lower your workload! Shame im not a mod *hinthinthint XDA people*
And i defiantly would would not abuse my powers all the time!
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Haha It would be tempting
lonelykatana said:
I'd happily help to lower your workload! Shame im not a mod *hinthinthint XDA people*
And i defiantly would would not abuse my powers all the time!
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You can help me / us , since we basically depend on members to mod the whole site. Make sure if you think something is not right and against the rules in any forum to report us this by clicking "!" in the post. This will inmediately alert me and other mods as well.
SamVib said:
http://bit.ly/97V5YV
That's my favorite. Oh god I love white cp.
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Free Copy Paper, Sweet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lofg46spZGE
MicrosoftSam said:
Free Copy Paper, Sweet! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lofg46spZGE
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Wow, 7 years...
...a person made you feel really crap because you misread the signals?
Drink?
Cry?
Go see football?
Play a prank?
wat if i cant say?
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a <insert word here> what people say about me.
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^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
DirkGently1 said:
^^This
Life is not a popularity contest. It's not a rehearsal either, so don't waste time on things that ultimately don't matter.
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Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
wovens said:
Ta! That helps but, thing is, it is not about popularity, quite the contrary, it is about privacy! How do you put it behind you if it really hurts?
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Think about the trials that others are facing in their lives. Children starving because of draughts, countries devestated by tsunamis, towns flattened by tornados....the impending zombie apocalypse.
I know it's hard to keep things in perspective but just try to focus on the things that matter. Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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^^ Same for me, I'm gonna end up having a few drinks anyway, so I'd do that
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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jaszek said:
I'd drink, but not because the person made me feel like crap, because I like to drink. I tend not to give a what people say about me.
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Yep this for me as well
DirkGently1 said:
Think about ....the impending zombie apocalypse.
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That helped a bunch!
DirkGently1 said:
...Or just punch the guy out. Your choice.
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miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
iynfynity said:
Can I ask what does "misread the signal" means?
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Does this really needs explaining?
When you think you've got the message but you got it totally wrong! And you show your hand of cards and get royal flushed! Royally! Metaphors!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
wovens said:
That helped a bunch!
miles, and miles of oceans in between...what is the www equivalent?
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That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVhQgINLYlI
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Hey! Great beat!
DirkGently1 said:
That's an easy one. Hit him with your keyboard
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Made my day!
Hey So for me Prom is next year!
I wanted you guys to share what you have done to ask a girl to Prom or what ever special dance in your own way!
Grand or small anything is good!
Click here ! really helps me out!
http://highonandroid.com/contest/?id=50
Not you again.
-kcco-
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Not you again.
-kcco-
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he's very cool ya know.
also,
all you need is some vodka and a gun, prom's all yours
deathnotice01 said:
he's very cool ya know.
also,
all you need is some vodka and a gun, prom's all yours
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No, i mean, I said that to the girl that asked me to prom a second time.
-kcco-
We already have a relationship advice thread.
You could fake your own death, and then ask her out.
Ichigo said:
You could takes your own death, and then ask her out.
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Worst. Plan. Ever.
ShadowLea said:
Worst. Plan. Ever.
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In what way? :sly:
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In what way? :sly:
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well his life aint no bollywood movie.......
@OP..man up and ask her out...the worse she can do is reject your proposition.
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In what way? :sly:
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Well. It tends to result in getting yelled at, a broken nose, sore ribs and more angry yelling. And before you ask, I may or may not be talking from experience.
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well his life aint no bollywood movie.......
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'Faking your own death' is not exactly a Bollywood invention. *Muses* Actually, I think Doyle (and thus the British) has first rights on that particular cliché. Also the invention of Fanmail-spam. :laugh:
Tell her that you are pregnant and then force her that this is your last wish.
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well his life aint no hollywood movie.......
@OP..man up and ask her out...the worse she can do is reject your proposition.
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Ftfy. No such thing as Bollywood.
Ichigo said:
Ftfy. No such thing as Bollywood.
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Bollywood exists. It isn't exactly like Hollywood. Hollywood is a city of it it's own, but Bollywood = Mumbai/Bombay.
ak700 said:
Bollywood exists. It isn't exactly like Hollywood. Hollywood is a city of it it's own, but Bollywood = Mumbai/Bombay.
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Nah man. Don't even. Like I would believe there's a place called bomb bay.
you can do it the easy way or the hard way.
easy way: just ask her.
hard way: hire an assassin to threaten her and make her go with you else something bad happens to her
Buy an expensive car, and get lost of money. Then they will start asking you.
I have a plan.
SPIDERMAAN!!111
VeryCoolAlan said:
Hey So for me Prom is next year!
I wanted you guys to share what you have done to ask a girl to Prom or what ever special dance in your own way!
Grand or small anything is good!
Click here ! really helps me out!
http://highonandroid.com/contest/?id=50
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Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
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Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
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What is this, I don't even....
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veeman said:
Leave a trail of boxes with balloons in them starting from her house. Each one has a word written on it. Something along the lines of "Will. You. Go. To. Prom. With. Me. -Your Name"
And then at the end of the trail of boxes are two large boxes labeled Yes and No. You can sit in the yes box with some flowers.
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haha super idea :good::good::good: