HONK if you hate this... - Off-topic

I can't turn on the TV without seeing and hearing this...

honk honk honk honk....

Here is a better video....

i wish i had a time machine so i can go back in time and stab steve jobs in the heart for subjecting me to this complete and utter and insanly annoying phone frenzy.
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hiimcliff said:
i wish i had a time machine so i can go back in time and stab steve jobs in the heart for subjecting me to this complete and utter and insanly annoying phone frenzy.
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yea - i agreee and i will help you build that time machine - hahhaa... HONK HONK!!!
-Nstefanelli-

Was messing with an iphone the other day. All I want to say is apart from that amazing screen that it's got it deserves a big
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

hiimcliff said:
i wish i had a time machine so i can go back in time and stab steve jobs in the heart for subjecting me to this complete and utter and insanly annoying phone frenzy.
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now...were can i get 1? honk.

That blender video is *****IN'...

faria said:
now...were can i get 1? honk.
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Can I put one on layaway?
HONK "La Cucharacha"

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Isn't it great to feel so much better than someone else? Random emotion thread!

OHHH, it feels so good to win! Feels so good to know you're better at life than someone else! AHHHHHH!
Any other random emotions/feelings?
how old are you?
haha 27 going on 6
rorytmeadows said:
haha 27 going on 6
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lol i'm bored as hell i got hella bull**** work to do and i'm procrastinating like no other
My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
kdj67f said:
My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
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I'll drink some vodka and bourbon to that hahahah
tlglegacy said:
I'll drink some vodka and bourbon to that hahahah
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Thought U were into LSD flashbacks
galaxys said:
Thought U were into LSD flashbacks
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haha never had a flashback, but hey i'm still young it could happen
kdj67f said:
My random emotion is elation... I just got a job offer after being unemployed for almost a full year! Not being unemployed is a good sign!!!!
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That's awesome!
Ticked off at my ex wife and her lame azz husband....
Happy, at least all my roms are working great. LOL
rootlinux said:
Ticked off at my ex wife and her lame azz husband....
Happy, at least all my roms are working great. LOL
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Hahaha
so what have they done? or is the emotion really just envy?
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Hahaha
so what have they done? or is the emotion really just envy?
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I'm thinking it is because they are themselves. What's not to be ticked off at :b
mine is...
WTF.... just comes when something isnt right, and that happens randomly...
My emotion right now? Hmm. Kinda excited, I suppose, just need to get the ball rolling...
I'll elaborate. I've been back and forth with jobs for the past year, laid off from a car dealership for lack of work, etc. Wellll, I've never really known what I wanted to do with my life, career choice, that is. I'm a computer nerd/tech geek, whatever, and I love working on, repairing, building, cars, so I'm also a gearhead. Woke up about a week or two ago and wanted to be a cop. I have no idea why the idea came to me, but I love it. Hopefully soon I can get started on becoming a police officer!
fiktion said:
My emotion right now? Hmm. Kinda excited, I suppose, just need to get the ball rolling...
I'll elaborate. I've been back and forth with jobs for the past year, laid off from a car dealership for lack of work, etc. Wellll, I've never really known what I wanted to do with my life, career choice, that is. I'm a computer nerd/tech geek, whatever, and I love working on, repairing, building, cars, so I'm also a gearhead. Woke up about a week or two ago and wanted to be a cop. I have no idea why the idea came to me, but I love it. Hopefully soon I can get started on becoming a police officer!
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Hmmm....imagine your possibilities!!!
Working side by side with...dare I say it.....no no no...you look!!!!
FREEZE DIRTBA---OOOOoooohh...donuts!!!
telegraph0000 said:
Hmmm....imagine your possibilities!!!
Working side by side with...dare I say it.....no no no...you look!!!!
FREEZE DIRTBA---OOOOoooohh...donuts!!!
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I do love me some doughnuts. And it is just my absolute goal in life to work with Steven Seagal. Only then, will I have been the best damn cop I could be.
Edit: Oh, great. Just what we need... Another smart ass, sarcastic cop (referring to myself, of course).
fiktion said:
I do love me some doughnuts. And it is just my absolute goal in life to work with Steven Seagal. Only then, will I have been the best damn cop I could be.
Edit: Oh, great. Just what we need... Another smart ass, sarcastic cop (referring to myself, of course).
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Feeling happy. Going to sleep. Flashing a new ROM. I have no life. Listening to 50 Cent. 'm amazing.
G1BRICKED said:
Feeling happy. Going to sleep. Flashing a new ROM. I have no life. Listening to 50 Cent. 'm amazing.
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you'd feel much better if you listened to techno beats rather than cRAP
tlglegacy said:
you'd feel much better if you listened to techno beats rather than cRAP
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I hear classical music is better

Wedding and phone dream

So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
hahahaha You should make a pitch of it and send it to hollywood!
"the Android wedding"
Kemekill Products said:
So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
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That's different
I'm wondering if you "future" wife to be knows about your adiction to XDA and phones
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
Kemekill Products said:
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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That's funny! she sounds like a keeper
Fasho. Lmaoo. Donut Eclair stuff. I think another person has been infected with the Epidemic of ORD. Can I get a Holla back?
lol, love it!
Gotta love crazy messed up dreams!
Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
Mr. Clown said:
Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
G1BRICKED said:
No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
captainstu72 said:
I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
lol, its worse when I start telling myself to aim up, or, if I make game me look up, and do the same in person, or, even worse, start insulting myself for missing a shot! (I play with sound off a lot so I don't wake my little girl when she is sleeping, so someone has to insult me! [Apart from the missus....])
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
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My girlfriend is totally the opposite. she lets me play or be on my gadgets whenever i want. even she has interests in them =)
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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I have a lot of free time it's the half term in england for me!!!!!!!!!
all the time in the world
no not really went for such a long bike ride in the morning so so so tired and it's only 6 here!
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Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you
djteotancolis said:
ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
M_T_M said:
You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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atleast i know i'm better lookin than you and have a better life
hahahahaha hey people i know how orb goes around the forums without it saying he's online and i can do it and am doing it now!!!

Highschool is the best thing ever!!!!

Well i started highschool 2 weeks ago and i was kinda nervous. Everyone always talked about the freshman getting picked on and everything else but that dont happen. Its awesome theres so many hot girls to look at and talk to and the food is great(compared to the middle school). Just thought id tell you guys and any other freshman that are nervous about starting. The only bad thing is that i cant spend near as much time on Xda or on my phone anymore flashing new roms/radios and trying to find the perfect theme...
lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
Original Android <3ers! said:
LMAOOOOOOOOO!!!! BR0! I'M GOING TO BE A FRESHMEN IN 12 DAYS AND I CAN'T WAIT!!! WISH ME LUCK! I hope it is as good as you say it is.!
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Haha i will and yeah you will like it. I use to hate school now i kinda look forward going every morning.
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lol Youngin'. Live it up, but just don't become like the rest of the highschool kids these days and have 2+ kids before you graduate. lol.
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.
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Lol na i wont have any kids in highschool... or atleast i hope not
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo wrap it before you tap it xD!
Do you do any sports?
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Yeah i started baseball this yeah and i run track. You do football right?
codybear;7658794
Always remember to wrap it before you tap it.[/QUOTE said:
Or don't be silly wrap your w!lly
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I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I'm gonna try even though my phasic doesn't help much. 4'11 and 90lbs, but hoping I can do something br0.
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high school was ok, i just graduated. if i were you, because you look like a freshman, i would stay low until you grow up a little
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I was thinking of doing it next year. I already missed tryouts but I was sick, so idk.
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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Steroids work well too.
Not that I condone the use of 'em.
Austin021296 said:
I would do it next year if i were you. It will give you time to grow, practice and get stronger. If your serious about playing football start working out everyday and after you workout put some protein powder in your drink and you will grow muscles faster than you can blink haha...but that stuff is some of the worst stuff i have ever tasted thats the only bad thing.
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u can buy flavored ones , basically its like hot chocolate but its cold
also , working out every day isnt gonna do good cuz u grow when u rest , and if u dont give it time to rest ... well yea
3-4 a week is good
also , steroids do kick ass but u got lotsa time on ur hands dont get too desperate to do that (yet)
I didn't mind high school as bad as jr.high..Hated jr.high.
I graduated in '04 and freshman getting picked on was the norm..Hell, still is there. Glad your one of the lucky kids that dosen't have to worry about it..lol
I realised that high school was like jail..Keep your head up and your mouth **** and you'll be ok.. Start messing with the jocks women and you WANT be ok..lol
I wish you luck and always remember..If there bigger then you..Kick em in the nuts..lol
Yeah high school was a time you didn't give a darn about anything
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Br0 NO LIE I SWEAAARRR! Last night I had this dream where I shouted out this sophmore girls name, and he heard me and he came running at me and bashed me into the locker and all and he had to whip my @$$ for hollerin' at his girl. NIGHTMARE!
And no, I'm too god for steroids. You're all ugly.
original android <3ers! said:
and no, i'm too god for steroids. <wat?> you're all ugly. <not true >
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Original Android <3ers! said:
Lmaoo. I guess I'll try going back to that again. Well, didn't mean to hijack your Thread. Tell us more.
So. High school is cool?!
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Na its alright i dont care but yeah like that other guy said keep your eyes open and your mouth shut till you get use to it... and dont mess wit the jocks gf
Best advice i have ever heard lol

[Q] I wanna quit

Football really bad. I have no idea why but I just suddenly lost intrest in EVERYTHING and I have this deep hatred for football right now. No lie. I need a professional therapist.
Play rugby, once you play for a while you will "kill" everyone in football. Also don't think about your body, it can always be put in a cast. Almost broke a rib playing rugby when a guy twice my size (6" and 160lbs back then) jumped on me when I was on the ground (remember, no protection). I think one of my ribs is partially cracked. lol
I want to break an arm. So I don't have to play or practice or anything.
leave your arm alone. you do what is best for your mental and physical well being.
good day.
Just quit man.
I mean it fricking sucks bro. It's boring and everything. But my mom won't let and I already put down $108 on it,.
Original Android <3ers! said:
I want to break an arm.
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id say go for it , when ur momma finds out her heart will melt and she will feel ashamed of herself and recognize there are some things that she musnt force on a child , maybe ull even get a cake as an apology !!
English Football or American Football ??
Americana.
oh okay
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id say go for it , when ur momma finds out her heart will melt and she will feel ashamed of herself and recognize there are some things that she musnt force on a child , maybe ull even get a cake as an apology !!
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The cake is a lie!
jaszek said:
The cake is a lie!
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At the end of the day, cake, or lie cake. Cake will only cover up OPs pain for a while, at which point he will want another cake to rid him of his terrible football related sorrows. And so on, to the point where he will develop and addiction to this cake but soon will find that the cake no longer acts in the way it did the first time he fixed up on cake. At which point OP will turn to more hard core baked products, perhaps it will be a pastry, or a bread based products (At the end of the day who are we to judge?) to rid him of the pain...
Perhaps I'm glad this cake is a lie, because I don't want OP to follow a life of crime.
Or perhaps I'm high on cake right now.
We will never know...
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At the end of the day, cake, or lie cake. Cake will only cover up OPs pain for a while, at which point he will want another cake to rid him of his terrible football related sorrows. And so on, to the point where he will develop and addiction to this cake but soon will find that the cake no longer acts in the way it did the first time he fixed up on cake. At which point OP will turn to more hard core baked products, perhaps it will be a pastry, or a bread based products (At the end of the day who are we to judge?) to rid him of the pain...
Perhaps I'm glad this cake is a lie, because I don't want OP to follow a life of crime.
Or perhaps I'm high on cake right now.
We will never know...
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Sounds like a horrible experience..
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Cake kills!!!
good day.
lonelykatana said:
At the end of the day, cake, or lie cake. Cake will only cover up OPs pain for a while, at which point he will want another cake to rid him of his terrible football related sorrows. And so on, to the point where he will develop and addiction to this cake but soon will find that the cake no longer acts in the way it did the first time he fixed up on cake. At which point OP will turn to more hard core baked products, perhaps it will be a pastry, or a bread based products (At the end of the day who are we to judge?) to rid him of the pain...
Perhaps I'm glad this cake is a lie, because I don't want OP to follow a life of crime.
Or perhaps I'm high on cake right now.
We will never know...
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I don't know how to reply to that. I don't need cake,
Original Android <3ers! said:
I don't know how to reply to that. I don't need cake,
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I can feel your pain with every keystroke . Hope it is getting better little one.
good day.
My advice:
Quit football already
Eat more cake...it's delicious
Grow up a little....physically and mentally
and last but not least......quit football, eat more cake and grow up
Do what your heart tells you!! Remember that you only live once..
Rudy...Rudy...Rudy...
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I don't know how to reply to that. I don't need cake,
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Come on man, that was some funny ****!
Personally, I think you should be doing some active looking for help irl, from a doctor/shrink, instead of looking for advice on a forum. There is no substitute for 7-10 years of college/medical training.
Just my 2 cents...

Forgot Something... Need help.

Guys,
I forgot my wife's Birthday what should i do to make upto her?
Sign the divorce papers.
A new Mercedes or a diamond necklace should suffice.
And do mark the date on your calender for next year. lol.
A cookbook.
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A cookbook.
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Ahh more sandwich recipies, I like your style.
Signing a death certificate is a better option LOL...
Come on guys a cookbook is not a option. Although i would love that sandwichs.
dude
Romantic dinner that you cooked for her?
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Run.
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ever been a time she forgot yours?
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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Never... To make things worse i asked her to silent her mobile at 12 in night, as she was getting messages obviously... How stupid of me.
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Never...
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dang... you coulda used that... anything laying around looks like you just bought it?
Someting you could get for yourself, a good whore. Cause you ain't getting any for quite some time dude.
Don't bother with craigslist, torn up hoes. You need something to take your mind off the impending doom.
I know divorce ain't easy, I've been there. Watch War Of The Roses to get an idea. And take that advice for the next marriage.
Good luck.
A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
Depending on your timezone the days not over yet... say you gotta take a dump you'll be right back... go pick something up... play it off...
Not sent from your phone...
Quasimodem said:
ever been a time she forgot yours?
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LOL
Don't matter
I've tried that card
...bout all you do now is grovel on the floor for scraps of forgiveness.
It's a slow and painful recovery my friend...slow and painful...
Plus it's one her favor take it from a 30 year man here...her's count yours don't.
Pretend to have a heart attack and when you're in the emergency room, explain everything to the doctor. Your wife comes in to see you and there you are in a hospital bed with a present for her.
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A kitten. And cry saying that you couldn't find the right kitten for her in time for her birthday. Get the tears flowing.
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http://www.amazon.com/Kryolan-Tear-...1356237530&sr=8-1&keywords=kryolan+tear+stick
vasoline works for Glenn Beck
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Invest in a lead codpiece.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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Ever heard of lead poisoning? A trauma plate is clearly what's needed.

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