if
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is equal to
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
13 14 15 16 1718 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26
then hardwork=
H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
only
knowledge=
K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E=
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
only
love=
L+O+V+E=
12+15+22+5=54% only
luck=
L+U+C+K =
12+21+3+11 = 47% only
(don't most of us think this is most
important???)
then what makes 100% is it
money? ..... no
leadership? ...... no
every problem has a solution, only if
we perhaps change our attitude. to
go to the top, to that 100%.
what we really need to go further, a
bit more.......
attitude=
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E =
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
it is our attitude towards life and
work that makes our life 100%
I've seen a lot of bad attitude here against me
paradis_pal
cliff notes?
/me hears violins....
I think Attitude, my friend, is the operative word in your post....
paradis_pal said:
every problem has a solution, only if
we perhaps change our attitude. to
go to the top,
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I wanted to say banning is not the solution
wait for new thread about this
Chopin said:
I wanted to say banning is not the solution
wait for new thread about this
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will the new thread include anything about the PM you sent me regarding your 44 year old girlfriend and all the so called sex you get from her?
i hope it does cause i had a good laugh about it, if you switch hands you can cheat on her! HAHA
it was only one week woman.
I'm now working now on 23 years old from Sweden, she will come to Syria 5 weeks for me, wish me luck, by the way she is so sweet and nice, I told her I'm just looking for fun and sex, and she told me OK, and it is for me not cheating, I'm just enjoying my life, 1 life I'll live. waiting the right girl, it will take so long.
it means a lot to me that I made you laugh, hope you didn't get offence by my last PM, you seem to be good man.
What is the point of this thread?
in a nutshell (nut being the main starter of these threads)...chopin is bored cant speak much english and obviously has a cramp in his left hand!
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in a nutshell (nut being the main starter of these threads)...chopin is bored cant speak much english and obviously has a cramp in his left hand!
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Damn you... now I can't throw my smartass comments into the mix
st3v3 said:
in a nutshell (nut being the main starter of these threads)...chopin is bored cant speak much english and obviously has a cramp in his left hand!
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if you want to check my left hand here is some links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkD34byKS64 & http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyOvT__JC0Q & http://youtube.com/watch?v=F54GVW2F2tU
I can see the 44 woman is either your wife or sister that why you are mad, but you should be happy for her, she has a lot of fun.
if you want to disrespect me or attack me it is ok, my name is Rami, but don't even try to mention the name Chopin in your stupid mouth.
by the way your Enlgish has lots of mistakes too.
Stupid
ericc191 said:
What is the point of this thread?
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sorry sir for disturbing you, the pinot is here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=1484976&postcount=5
just ignore if you find it useless.
sorry sir again
st3v3 said:
in a nutshell (nut being the main starter of these threads)...chopin is bored cant speak much english and obviously has a cramp in his left hand!
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Round 1:
It's been an uneventful 30 seconds folks. Both boxers are still sizing each other up, no punches have been exchangeOOOOO MY GOD! st3v3 has landed one just above the belt and Chopin is down. Yes, Chopin is DOWN. What a surprise blow by st3v3. Noone expected that, let alone Chopin!
Chopin said:
if you want to check my left hand here is some links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkD34byKS64 & http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyOvT__JC0Q & http://youtube.com/watch?v=F54GVW2F2tU
I can see the 44 woman is either your wife or sister that why you are mad, but you should be happy for her, she has a lot of fun.
if you want to disrespect me or attack me it is ok, my name is Rami, but don't even try to mention the name Chopin in your stupid mouth.
by the way your Enlgish has lots of mistakes too.
Stupid
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Round 2:
Still at loss about that knockdown, Chopin is trying to regain his confidence but he doesn't seem to be doing too well. His attacks are merely cheap shots, many hits below the belt and futile attempts to get back in this match.
More after this!
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/81586.php
Chopin said:
if you want to check my left hand here is some links http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkD34byKS64 & http://youtube.com/watch?v=eyOvT__JC0Q & http://youtube.com/watch?v=F54GVW2F2tU
I can see the 44 woman is either your wife or sister that why you are mad, but you should be happy for her, she has a lot of fun.
if you want to disrespect me or attack me it is ok, my name is Rami, but don't even try to mention the name Chopin in your stupid mouth.
by the way your Enlgish has lots of mistakes too.
Stupid
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LMAO ooookkk... now ill put this in point form im hopeful that you understand the basic numbering concept.
1. Given your geospartial location I would actually point out that the 44 women you refer to are more than likely a direct relation or a extended member of your otherwise tainted Deoxyribonucleic acid, as was pointed out in numeratic celluloid film theatres of recent times in the movie called Borat.
2.Edited at the behest of all those that love Chopin.
3. You're an idiot!
devis said:
devis
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what are you doing here? did you lose your mind
1- bal bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bal bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bal bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bal bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bal bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bal bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bal bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
2- nice you check and now you know Chopin, don't say this name again
3- bla bla bla
Related
I know a lot will make fun of me, but I don't care, I just wanna be sorry.
New things happened to me some are good, I found new job, I have met new girls in the college, more progresses in the piano and guitar, learning and working on visual C# it is so easy, I got my money from the man who scammed me ( met new powerful guy in the intelligence agency who helped me) , some more good things, my new girl is going to visit me here even I told here about the possible war, at least I feel great chatting with her, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla…………….. Life is good again.
Again and again, sorry if I hurt anyone, I should make my nick name Mr.Sorry maybe after the new banned, I guess muscle didn't see me till now.
Please all accept my apologies.
STOP making threads
ok, I will, I'll even reply anypost, I'm going to sell my prophet, are you happy now
my last post
Chopin said:
my last post
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dude, this is wack.
Chopin said:
I know a lot will make fun of me, but I don't care, I just wanna be sorry.
New things happened to me some are good, I found new job, I have met new girls in the college, more progresses in the piano and guitar, learning and working on visual C# it is so easy, I got my money from the man who scammed me ( met new powerful guy in the intelligence agency who helped me) , some more good things, my new girl is going to visit me here even I told here about the possible war, at least I feel great chatting with her, bla bla bla bla bla bla bla…………….. Life is good again.
Again and again, sorry if I hurt anyone, I should make my nick name Mr.Sorry maybe after the new banned, I guess muscle didn't see me till now.
Please all accept my apologies.
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Its nice to hear that things are alright with you.
Nothing like a day after the other.
You have nothing to be sorry about.
Don't sell your prophet , he his your buddy.
Good luck. And Keep developing.
PS: I like the new Buck Fush signature.
Know what? Do whatever.
it ain't that bad, you know?
i surely would like to have a family someday =)
Personally, I really am looking forward to my wedding next year
Whats up g1?
That was my thought for some time (that I will never married) but it happened. There is some time in your life where you get the "signs" (right girl, environment...been a little bit more mature -what happened to me LoL- and other factors...where you say...what the heck...let's do it .
At the end, it ain't that bad (as egz said) but it's not that good also since your life change from what it used to be in certain ways. The only fun that you will get is hangin around in xda (just kidding).
Enjoy your youth, I remember that when I had 14 those where my favorite years... Now I'm a grumpy old man..
Statement taking back, Go with your heart
Oh...you little one speak out of ignorance now
There will be one day where the right girl will show up and literaly destroy your whole world just to make it hers by then and before you know it you'll wake up with a ring on your left hand and at least two bundles of joy
PS: If I ever find out you got someone pregnant before getting married and before having a career.....I'll find you in Chicago or wherever you are and slap some sense in to you!! You've been warned
A kid´s comment for sure
Changed my last remark, Now don't be afraid of the unknown by unknown ( commitment)
M_T_M said:
Oh...you little one speak out of ignorance now
There will be one day where the right girl will show up and literaly destroy your whole world just to make it hers by then and before you know it you'll wake up with a ring on your left hand and at least two bundles of joy
PS: If I ever find out you got someone pregnant before getting married and before having a career.....I'll find you in Chicago or wherever you are and slap some sense in to you!! You've been warned
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They told you to get married before having sex. They never said who you have to do it with after you're married! xDxDxDxDxD!
Let´s see if you think same way when you get to 30 YO
Apperently this Thread has offended some people so if some one could close it for me that be cool?
What do you mean? I see no posts pointing this out....
PurpleSmurfLlama said:
What do you mean? I see no posts pointing this out....
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Most likely the fact that he pointed fingers at specific people in the first post ...
Nothing really wrong with this thread other than that, it is a childish notion, but to each their own ...
the future of America folks...
nrfitchett4 said:
the future of America folks...
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Isn't that true? Kids who can Root phones at the age of 14 and do more to it then most adults their age. America, congrats =]
Thank God this forum is not only America continent
We have ppl from all around the globe and that is what makes it so cool!
orb3000 said:
Thank God this forum is not only America continent
We have ppl from all around the globe and that is what makes it so cool!
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very true. If it wasn't for the global pop on here, I wouldn't have anybody to talk to at this hour. And congrats to all of y'all that english isn't your first language. Y'all do a great job of making it work on here.
Get out of my Thread. Go kiss up to someone not on here.
Best Fails of 2011
Idiots!!!!! (movie)
Have Fun !
I´ll Be surprised if you don´t laugh.
Haha, thanks for that. It made me remember some sh!t that happened newyearseve
Lol! that was funny
Major fail at 9:01
lmao!!!!
I'm a german guy and I live in Berlin
Gesendet von meinem GNote aus Berlin TTTT
faberon84 said:
I'm a german guy and I live in Berlin
Gesendet von meinem GNote aus Berlin TTTT
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Off-Topic thread is Off-Topic
There is a forum for non-phone related subjects, you would be far better off posting this in there - although a Mod will probably move it from here to there, and then another Mod there will probably lock the thread as being redundant anyway. If you just want to go and chat have a look around OT and I'll see you there.
SimonTS said:
Off-Topic thread is Off-Topic
There is a forum for non-phone related subjects, you would be far better off posting this in there - although a Mod will probably move it from here to there, and then another Mod there will probably lock the thread as being redundant anyway. If you just want to go and chat have a look around OT and I'll see you there.
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What is "redundant"?
OptimusLove said:
What is "redundant"?
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It means unnecessary due to there already being similar threads on Off-Topic for exactly that purpose.
Because of this i post it in general and i think it is interesting where are all the people are come from who love phones and this awsome helping forum.
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faberon84 said:
Because of this i post it in general and i think it is interesting where are all the people are come from who love phones and this awsome helping forum.
Gesendet von meinem GNote aus Berlin TTTT
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I'm just telling you mate - there is a forum called Off-Topic which is meant for
Anything not related to the phones
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Go in, dip your toes in the water and say 'Guten Tag' - your life will never be the same again
American with translator app
Ich spreche Englisch. Ich kann nicht Deutsch sprechen, aber ich möchte wirklich, wie zu lernen. Übersetzer-App für das win haha
The Creator of Suds N' Bubbles
I'm from the Philippines
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saywhatt said:
I'm from the Philippines
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me too,
but i like pies
whoa?
your from cebu too?
which part?
i work for sykes under AT&T come join us,
we have pies
I'm from Sweden.
Used to study German (and Spanish) but that was a long time ago and I've forgotten most of it. Contrary to what some may believe, I like English more than my native language. It has a better flow to it.
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I'm from Sweden.
Used to study German (and Spanish) but that was a long time ago and I've forgotten most of it. Contrary to what some may believe, I like English more than my native language. It has a better flow to it.
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i understand english better than our native dialect lol
well technically the national language of the philippines is english and filipino
I am from Atlanta, Georgia. (USA)
deathnotice01 said:
i understand english better than our native dialect lol
well technically the national language of the philippines is english and filipino
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Hahaha I got my first tattoo in the Philippines out in Subic Bay. I was hammered drunk off of liquor, Red Horse, and San Miguel.
StormMcCloud said:
I am from Atlanta, Georgia. (USA)
Hahaha I got my first tattoo in the Philippines out in Subic Bay. I was hammered drunk off of liquor, Red Horse, and San Miguel.
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lol, i use globe tatoo too,
they suck, infact the entire company sucks, called their CS yesterday to report a connection problem and they could'nt do anything right
they even thought i was american lol....
i'd prefer san miguel over red horse,
red horse is strong and smells like puke
you must be a member of the army or something since you went to a terrorist infested area like subic in mindanao
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lol, i use globe tatoo too,
they suck, infact the entire company sucks, called their CS yesterday to report a connection problem and they could'nt do anything right
they even thought i was american lol....
i'd prefer san miguel over red horse,
red horse is strong and smells like puke
you must be a member of the army or something since you went to a terrorist infested area like subic in mindanao
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I was in the US Marines at the time. I was with the 31st MEU, we were the ones that were the first responders back in '06 when that mud slide hit Leyte.
Also the Filipino Marines will literally trade anything for a Gerber Multi-tool, lol. I have like 3 full sets of Fil-Mar uniforms that I traded one guy a Gerber for.
Oh and I will NEVER again try Balut. I took one bite and even drunk couldn't hold it down, lol.
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I was in the US Marines at the time. I was with the 31st MEU, we were the ones that were the first responders back in '06 when that mud slide hit Leyte.
Also the Filipino Marines will literally trade anything for a Gerber Multi-tool, lol. I have like 3 full sets of Fil-Mar uniforms that I traded one guy a Gerber for.
Oh and I will NEVER again try Balut. I took one bite and even drunk couldn't hold it down, lol.
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wow,
you good thing you did'nt try fried rat which is worse than balut,
yea we seriously need equipment for our armed forces, the sh*t we have is from WW2 and rest are junk from the US,
I NEVER eat balut, tastes so bad and smells,
i hate the people running the country (honestly) but i love the people and the philippines
I'm from the netherlands
Am from Uganda. I studied French % German a long time ago. Am a telecom engineer. Huawei, Alcatel IN, Jinny SMSC, 3G, GPRS Core anyone?
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There's already a few of these threads open - we don't need any more.
OP do a quick search to find "where are you from" threads and you'll see what I mean.
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Hey, Folks
What's Up ?
I ported this thread from other forum. Need some resize but you know it's fully working for posting and editing.
Here's feature of the Thread :
1. Freely Joking, even your jokes aren't fun
2. This thread also useful for offtopic topic.
Here's unworking feature of the Thread :
1. Spamming
2. Posting Pornographics, sexual pictures, sexual video, or etc...
3. Selling things
4. Say something wasn't good for people around 12 or 11 like f*ck, as*, etc...
5. Whining because your jokes aren't fun
6. Break XDA Rules.
So do you understand what i mean ?
It's mean let's joke up !
nice port, when is the new version coming up? PS: sorry for asking ETA
chemicalrage said:
nice port, when is the new version coming up? PS: sorry for asking ETA
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Around 5 and 6 days with fixed bugs, with some nice feature improvements ! There is ETA.
F4uzan said:
I ported this thread from other forum. Need some resize but you know it's fully working for posting and editing.
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Ind: Port dari forum mana tuh?
Eng: Port from which forum?
I'm just curious
PS: Well, good luck for this project
vengeance.RA said:
Ind: Port dari forum mana tuh?
Eng: Port from which forum?
I'm just curious
PS: Well, good luck for this project
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Ind : Dari InsaniquariumGuide forum.
Eng : From InsaniQuarium Guide forum.
Are a bit vulgar jokes allowed
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hsay said:
Are a bit vulgar jokes allowed
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Yep...
Boy asks girl
"Do you like to party "
Girl :"yes"
Boy :"well then get in and have a ball "
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Boy asks girl
"Do you like to party "
Girl :"yes"
Boy :"well then get in and have a ball "
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Ha ! I liked it !
You: Say ten.
Friend: Ten.
You: Spell ten.
Friend: T-E-N.
You: Say ten, 10 times fast.
Friend: Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten.
You: Now say ten, 2 times slowly.
Friend: Ten, Ten.
You: What are aluminum cans made out of?
Friend: Tin!
You: Nope! aluminum!
Friend: (._. )
(Sorry for this corny joke, lol)
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You: Say ten.
Friend: Ten.
You: Spell ten.
Friend: T-E-N.
You: Say ten, 10 times fast.
Friend: Ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten ten.
You: Now say ten, 2 times slowly.
Friend: Ten, Ten.
You: What are aluminum cans made out of?
Friend: Tin!
You: Nope! aluminum!
Friend: (._. )
(Sorry for this corny joke, lol)
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Haha... altrough firstly i through it's very corny joke, but it's not really a corny joke.
Do I have to edit my post for another joke, or should I make another post?
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Do I have to edit my post for another joke, or should I make another post?
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You can post another one.
Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but, if you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "Well, I shouldn't be telling you this"
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Well, I shouldn't be telling you this but, if you want someone to listen to you, start the conversation with "Well, I shouldn't be telling you this"
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I already doing this in school
Aren't we all supposed to die in less than a month or was that cancelled?
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I was in an English exam and they asked "Write the past tense of 'Think'" I thought and thought about this for ages. Eventually, I went for 'Thunk'
Finally messi scores a girl. She tells him she will be waiting in the changing room. When she goes there she finds three men approaching her and one of them was messi. She looks puzzled and surprised so messi says, "sorry, I can't perform good without xavi and iniesta "
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There were three guys traveling
in Africa: a Frenchman, a
Japanese, and an American.
They are captured by a tribe of
fierce headhunters. The witch
doctor says to them, "We are
going to slaughter you, but you
might take some comfort in the
fact that we don't believe in
waste here, and that therefore
every part of your body will go
to some use. We will weave
baskets out of your hair, we will
render your bones for glue, and
we will tan your skin and
stretch it over wooden frames
for canoes. Now we are going
to allow you an honorable
death, so I will give you each a
knife and allow you to say some
last words before killing
yourselves."
The Japanese guy yells "Banzai!"
and commits hari-kari.
The French guy yells "Vive la
France!" and slits his throat.
Then the American guy takes
the knife, pokes holes all over
his body, and yells, "There's
your ****ing canoe!"
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People that always view it's PC, every time always doing this :
1. When he hit a car, he said "Undo"
2. When he want to delete something he said "Delete to recycle bin"
3. He search food by saying www.food.com
4. He said Google when he lost something
5. When he see a mouse he said, "Can this mouse plugged to USB Port ?"
6. When he see a key on a board he said "Are these keyboard usable for my PC ?"
A bear tried to bite fog, but mist.
It was an unbearable disappointment.
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All my life I thought air was free.... Until I bought a bag of chips.