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Okay I just thought up a little game that can get amusing or funny depending on what the person in the next post says. All you have to do is answer the question above then ask your own "What-if" question. Just make your question in bold so everyone can see it quickly. Your reply to the question above you can be answered any way you'd like, if you seriously cant answer it(or the question is just plain stupid) then just say pass and post the question you wanted to ask.
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What if, the iPhone never came to the party?
What if, John F. Kennedy was never shot?
What if, Men never had nipples?
Choose this thread's destiny wisely
~~Tito~~ said:
Okay I just thought up a little game that can get amusing or funny depending on what the person in the next post says. All you have to do is answer the question above then ask your own "What-if" question. Just make your question in bold so everyone can see it quickly. Your reply to the question above you can be answered any way you'd like, if you seriously cant answer it(or the question is just plain stupid) then just say pass and post the question you wanted to ask.
MODS REMOVE ASAP IF: You don't approve, things get a little much, or this just turns into a cesspool of flames.
What if, the iPhone never came to the party?
What if, John F. Kennedy was never shot?
What if, Men never had nipples?
Choose this thread's destiny wisely
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What if this thread never happened?
I would have probably lurcked some more on here and just posted a bit.
What if, 2 girls 1 cup was never concieved?
I probably wouldn't have lost my lunch on that fatal day that someone sent me the link.
What if the UK decided to switch from Pounds Sterling to Euros?
We'd still get screwed on the exchange rate
What if dinosaurs had not become extinct?
We wouldn't have to worry about getting screwed on the exchange rate
What if, the internet stopped working
There would be a ridiculous moral panic.
What if more people decided to play this game?
We might laugh sooner or later.
What if, it was okay to marry a whore but not a good girl?
What if XDA-DEVS never existed.......
Probably I would be using Android....
orb3000 said:
What if XDA-DEVS never existed.......
Probably I would be using Android....
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and once again orb ruins it all by not following suit
p.s. ~~Tito~~...[lease keep it clean
So what if I never made this post??
Whoops
If you never made this post I wouldnt have realized that I contradicted my own rules .
What if apple was HTC and HTC was apple?
Meaning they are the same but with different personalities.
What if
Then every one would love apple and trow htc away and make fun of it
What if there was a cheep career??
There is, its called being a McDonalds manager.
What if, the world was slowly ending right now?
[Some sort of meteor or disaster happens on the other side of the world and it will take time for death to reach us]
~~Tito~~ said:
There is, its called being a McDonalds manager.
What if, the world was slowly ending right now?
[Some sort of meteor or disaster happens on the other side of the world and it will take time for death to reach us]
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Then I'd blow all my money away and enjoy myself on the best holiday ever with my family
So what if you invented a time machine......where would you go & why?
I would go back to the date April 1, 1976 and destroyed apple from forming
What if time didn't exist?
It would look a lot more like RPGs.
What if Google suddenly went down forever?
I would loose my email, and loose hope as apple dominates everything. Then id settle and get an iPhone. . .Internet search would be forever ****ty and would never be as good and simple as Google. Yahoo would probably dominate again as thats what people used before Google became popular.
What if, we found intelligent life on another planet?
Then Apple would send a team out to see how marketable their latest product is in the far out universe!
What if Barack Obama wasn't the president of the United States?
I know I'm British and have no interest whatsoever, but I think it's fun to throw that question in the ring
Hilary would come out of the closet at the inauguration .
What if, we never had violins?
Then we wouldn't have guitars
What if, you wake up and find out that everyone has died of a disease and you are the only one left on this world?
Hello,
I've been invited in an Apple Hiring Event for next monday.
They said: " Feel free to dress business casual "
Does it mean that Business Casual is recommended or ... ?
I was thinking about wearing: Blue Jeans, Black V Neck T Shirt and Black Shoes.
That should be fine ?
Do you have any advices ?
Thanks
Wear business casual... Nice fitting slacks with a pressed, ironed long sleeve button down tucked in. Dress shoes too. Shave your face, get a haircut, come prepared. Bring two pens, a few copies of your resume and cover letter, and have several questions prepared for them. The guys who get jobs will be wearing that and doing those things. Good luck man.
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Awesome ! Thank you so much =) !
Other advices ?
Bring your android device?
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Off course I will =)
I think you should wear new balance sneakers, jeans, and a black turtle neck, also glasses, and shave your hair. You don't have to shave your face.
You want me to look like S Jobs, don't you ?
M2oSa said:
Hello,
I've been invited in an Apple Hiring Event for next monday.
They said: " Feel free to dress business casual "
Does it mean that Business Casual is recommended or ... ?
I was thinking about wearing: Blue Jeans, Black V Neck T Shirt and Black Shoes.
That should be fine ?
Do you have any advices ?
Thanks
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Yeah. Have a bloodtype compatible with Steve Jobs, and don't drink before the interview. They might want to check your liver's status.
use a lot of words like "demand" and "now" when they ask you about what you would like to make hourly. also, try to look drunk, even if you aren't. employers love somebody who can also have fun in the work place.
and try to fabricate everything you say and over-exaggerate your success thus far in life. make them need you. if none of that works, for pitty, have a story prepared for them about how your mother has cancer and can't pay her medical bills. don't forget to look like you are fabricating this story as well, employers love creativity and a "do whatever it takes" attitude to get what they want.
also, they will appreciate a technical mind, so make sure that you talk about the ins and outs of your android device. and show them you can sell a customer by convincing them that android phones are way ahead of the curve and anything else is archaic and bland. try to show passion on this subject as well, maybe even a little bit of hostility and threatening tone in your voice, they need to know you can hold your own in a tough work environment.
go get 'em champ, you'll do great.
cobraboy85 said:
use a lot of words like "demand" and "now" when they ask you about what you would like to make hourly. also, try to look drunk, even if you aren't. employers love somebody who can also have fun in the work place.
and try to fabricate everything you say and over-exaggerate your success thus far in life. make them need you. if none of that works, for pitty, have a story prepared for them about how your mother has cancer and can't pay her medical bills. don't forget to look like you are fabricating this story as well, employers love creativity and a "do whatever it takes" attitude to get what they want.
also, they will appreciate a technical mind, so make sure that you talk about the ins and outs of your android device. and show them you can sell a customer by convincing them that android phones are way ahead of the curve and anything else is archaic and bland. try to show passion on this subject as well, maybe even a little bit of hostility and threatening tone in your voice, they need to know you can hold your own in a tough work environment.
go get 'em champ, you'll do great.
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All great advice, but if you really want to stand out from the crowd and make an impact then I strongly recommend nudity. I guarantee they'll remember you. You'll be the guy they talk about round the water cooler.
johncmolyneux said:
All great advice, but if you really want to stand out from the crowd and make an impact then I strongly recommend nudity. I guarantee they'll remember you. You'll be the guy they talk about round the water cooler.
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HIMYM - Season 7 Episode 2 - Beercules.
Worked for Marshall.
Thanks to all of you guys for helping me, I appreciate it !
I'll do my best and try to get the job =) !
Thank you soo much for the advice
M2oSa said:
Thanks to all of you guys for helping me, I appreciate it !
I'll do my best and try to get the job =) !
Thank you soo much for the advice
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All jokes aside, good luck mate.
sakai4eva said:
Yeah. Have a bloodtype compatible with Steve Jobs, and don't drink before the interview. They might want to check your liver's status.
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Sometimes the thanks button just isnt enough....
OP, a nice bright Hawaiian shirt never fails to impress....
conantroutman said:
Sometimes the thanks button just isnt enough....
OP, a nice bright Hawaiian shirt never fails to impress....
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Remove that infraction point?
Heyheeey !
They called me back =D !
And I have an Interview in 3 days with the store manager !
Should I wear the same thing or be more casual ?
Nice, simple jean + Polo or nice tshirt with long sleeve ?
Thanks y'all for your help =)
Good for you. I've been looking for a job but can't get a response from anywhere. :/
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M2oSa said:
Heyheeey !
They called me back =D !
And I have an Interview in 3 days with the store manager !
Should I wear the same thing or be more casual ?
Nice, simple jean + Polo or nice tshirt with long sleeve ?
Thanks y'all for your help =)
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Well done man - you obviously made a good impression, so you've got the hardest part over and done with.
Others will probably disagree, but whenever I'm asked for a formal interview I go in a suit. I'd at least wear smart trousers with a shirt and tie.
Thanks for replying !
I've been reading lot of things and they said that a suit may be .. Overdressed ?
Thanks
Hello ! I went at the 2nd Interview and I talk to a man for about 45minutes.
He said that they are going to email me later for a background check.
Am I close ?
Hey guys, I'm doing an assignment for class and need a poll done on the following question. Just let me know who you would save, if you want to list why go ahead.
While working as a firefighter you and another firefighter go into a burning building to rescue a baby, you get seperated from your fellow firefighter and come*across a baby. Your fellow firefighter ends up running out of air and you now can only help the baby or your fellow firefighter. Who do you help and why?
Thanks for helping.
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Hey guys, I'm doing an assignment for class and need a poll done on the following question. Just let me know who you would save, if you want to list why go ahead.
While working as a firefighter you and another firefighter go into a burning building to rescue a baby, you get seperated from your fellow firefighter and come*across a baby. Your fellow firefighter ends up running out of air and you now can only help the baby or your fellow firefighter. Who do you help and why?
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Hello, old thread but I want to answer. I'm workin as a volunteer firefighter. I'd say that this is very difficult moral question, that has been on my mind too
I'd go to help my fellow firefighter, because I think that in principle it is bad to lose rescuers - so in the end, who will then be rescuing people if rescuers die in their duty? That's why I'd rescue my fellow firefighter.
I'd rescue my colleague. In a heartbeat.
As innocent as a baby is, your fellow firefighter is relying you you just as much as you on him/her. You have a duty to watch each other's backs. That's the reason you can keep doing the job, because you keep each other alive. In these cases it's a matter of who is the most valuable. And whether society's moral compass likes it or not, that's the man or woman whose life revolves around saving other people's lives.
I'd save the baby. The reason behind the entrance is to save lives. You know the risks of the job when you start.
This Thread Is For Sharing Anything Unusual That Is Not Related To Android.:cyclops: I Made This Thread Because There Are Many Off Topic Things That I Enjoy Discussing. Anything Goes In This Thread So Have Fun And Be Respectful To All Members Please! For Topics Of This Kind Related To Android, Please Check Out My Privacy Protection Thread Here...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/general/general/privacy-protection-advanced-android-t3163302
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I will update this post to list plenty of ideas about possible topics that could be discussed here!
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I will get this party started by bringing up the topic of Quantum Computers for anyone unfamiliar hehe! Heres a link for "basic" info on the topic...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_computing
Dont want to get too crazy on the first post and scare everyone off! Any opinions or comments?
yummy ! :thumbup: subscribed
uhhh .... firefox , private browser and duckduck (with orbot) all pulling up blanks with "quantum computer" link. could please check if works for you ? maybe on my end ; prob.
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
ok. thought :banghead: i had a tiny tiny grasp on quantum mechanics. and again. :banghead: lol. fell behind on my readings.
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
for the conspiratory theorists out there , "ruled by secrecy" by jim mars is a good read.
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
mrrocketdog said:
ok. thought :banghead: i had a tiny tiny grasp on quantum mechanics. and again. :banghead: lol. fell behind on my readings.
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
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dont feel bad, no one has a good grasp on this haha! if so they would be close to possibly figuring out a unified theory of everything...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theory_of_everything
which would unlock many new dangerous technologies most likely. we are on the verge of destroying the earth, so we dont need to be trying to manipulate the observable universe or multiverse yet haha! did u know there are unanswered questions that if figured out have a reward of $1,000,000? here are some math ones...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennium_Prize_Problems
wish i was a genius!
mrrocketdog said:
for the conspiratory theorists out there , "ruled by secrecy" by jim mars is a good read.
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
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that looks nice! i read a review on it here...
http://www.conspiracydigest.com/bookrule.html
i knew a lot of these things but it took many years and many sources to gather all that info. plus im sure there is more there that i did not know and its nice to have all that info in one place! thanks for sharing that!
:thumbup: yeah i wonder how much more the old earth can stand of this. always wondered how it compensates ; or if it does , for our cities and massive populations. i'll ask ron about those Q's at the cookout.haha. thanks for the links. :thumbup:
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
mrrocketdog said:
:thumbup: yeah i wonder how much more the old earth can stand of this. always wondered how it compensates ; or if it does , for our cities and massive populations. i'll ask ron about those Q's at the cookout.haha. thanks for the links. :thumbup:
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
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there are many ways but here is an unusual, less known way that science is proving. check out the section in this video from 20:00-25:00...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uFr806M1pQg
the earth can protect itself from our stupidity, but it would not be pretty for us.
already islands are disappearing and no one has the heart to tell islanders the truth about why. they just say its natural. youtube "disappearing islands" if proof is needed.
also new studies are saying the "great pacific garbage patch" in the ocean is nearing the size of the usa, so if the above mentioned video is true, we may not be far off from another mass extinction caused by earths strange "recycling" methods yikes.
we get what we give.:thumbup:
pretty awesome video. thank you for sharing.!
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
for those unfamiliar with the term "technological singularity" i recommend this link to start (try to read it all if u can follow)...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technological_singularity
after all, "moore's law" has been almost spot-on for decades...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore's_law
and now look at this to freak out!...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1gaZmVIG190
this is public. imagine a more intelligent govt version existing already for awhile
ok , thats it. between robots building baby robots and the ocean about to set things right ......
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
mrrocketdog said:
ok , thats it. between robots building baby robots and the ocean about to set things right ......
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
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haha! sweet dreams! :cyclops: im just getting started on this thread! embracing the era where this doesnt get u sent to a mental institute!
well dont hold back!! give it to us straight up !
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
for all those who were told what to believe growing up and had questions unanswered. interesting perspective.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FbF620PRDOE
"all i can really do , is stay out of my own way and let the will of heaven be done"
http://forum.xda-developers.com/general/off-topic/death-star-plans-t3220212
I'm sick of being spied on.
OmegaRED^ said:
I'm sick of being spied on.
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thank u for standing up for our privacy rights! im with u!
in news not related directly to android...
http://www.techtimes.com/articles/9...es-on-you-says-it-takes-privacy-seriously.htm
google takes privacy seriously? what a joke! they are one of the worst!
i will try to post more things to this thread tonight or tomorrow. helping a lot of people in private messages and help threads last couple days
more to come tomorrow, but heres a little something to hold everyone over. its an oldie but goodie...
the cia declassified a weapon in 1975 that was a battery powered gun that shot a dart shaped bullet made out of ice and a deadly toxic shellfish poison. it could penetrate through clothes and enter a victims skin without them even knowing or hardly feeling it. this would leave only a very very tiny red dot like from a syringe needle and the ice would melt inside their body releasing the shellfish toxin and causing a deadly heart attack. the toxin was shortlived and would be untraceable at the time of the autopsy so no questions would be raised about the cause of death other than a heart attack was the cause. this and many many other strange weapons were developed and many believe they are still being used to this day. plenty of proof including video testimony from the cia online if u doubt this. imagine how complex things are now 40 years later. so keep ur mind open. more weirdness coming soon.
also, a classic surveillance movie to check out if u like older movies is "the conversation". francis ford coppolla made it after the godfather 2 i think. not as crazy as things discussed here but a good watch nonetheless. if u can find it and watch it, post the defining phrase from it here in this thread or pm it to me and i will get a good laugh (not because its funny but because i like the movie and will be happy that u understood it!)
I'm gay and I'm always wondering if there is somebody like me who still can't accept themselves as a gay men. I believed I'm already Gay since I was a kid like 4, because I've had a feeling towards men in that age already. Like having a crush with them. I clearly remember that. And the usual kids were making a jokes of marrying a woman, but not me, I want to marry a boy instead. Lol.
In my case, you won't notice I'm Gay. I dressed like a real guy, I moved and speak like a real man. My family don't even know I'm gay. I lived in a Muslim country and in a muslim community. In short I am a Muslim(please no bad comments just because I am a Muslim). It's quite difficult for me to reveal my real identity because of my surroundings. Though I fallen in love already with my best friend, I still managed myself not to pursue what I wanted. There were also so many gays who entertained me, but because I am not serious about it, I always ignored them. I really wanted to be a real man. I always pray that one morning I woke up and becomes straight already. But this is me. This is inborn. Nothings happen really!
I've always dreaming of marrying a woman, having kids and a normal family. But I am very afraid that I might just hurt my wife because I can't really love a woman truly.
Anyone here like me too? Well I guess......... I don't know. Lol
Just cause you like dudes doesn't mean you're not a "real man", bro
I hope you can find some support here or irl, it must be quite difficult for you in the situation you're in but you have my acceptance even if you can't accept yourself (Y)
Thank you so much! Your comment are really appreciated. :angel: God bless you and your family.
I'm not gay but my entire family is.
wizkid92 said:
I'm not gay but my entire family is.
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God blessed you mate and to your family too. You must be very careful to your sorroundings and in social media too. I am in Malaysia and even the majority of people here are Muslims, Gays are everywhere and it is spreading rapidly. It's worldwide. Take care mate and I belived it's hard to convert back to straight.
Having a preference for the same gender is always a choice of *will* more so than any other factor realistically speaking. Be that as it may, those choices reside betwixt you and God alone. That being stated, coming from a Muslim related country, you are indeed wise to tread carefully. Even in Malaysia.
God's wisdom be with you always.