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Hello..

So..Im a member for a few weeks now and learned alot..
Its a shame microsoft orded XDA to remove the ROMS..That was one of the best thing of XDA..
btw; does anybody know where ROMS are still available? pm
So..let me introduce myself.. im 19 years old, It did a study in the IT-Branche hardware/software (that I passed *diploma* but stopped after that it was to boring and nerdy) Now I do a Fashion marketing/sales study. But still very interested in technique. So I learn fast when it comes to technique.
What are my goals here at this site?
TO READ/LEARN & hope to bake/cook a ROM (what is not very easy for a starter *READ: PPC is a new platform for me*).
So..thats it..hope I didn't bored you..
*owyeah..some times im not here when my girl is arround..She calls me geak/nerd all the time when im messing with my phone..

Bram87 said:
*owyeah..some times im not here when my girl is arround..She calls me geek/nerd all the time when im messing with my phone..
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Wellcome to our geek/nerd club. I have very same experience. But raise hand who has not

Along side with you Bram87. Been a member few weeks now and also have read tremendous amounts of data here. I raise hand as well on who has not.

Bram87 said:
*owyeah..some times im not here when my girl is arround..She calls me geak/nerd all the time when im messing with my phone..
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Got that from mine too.. but she rather have me with my phone than me with other girls

mikechannon said:
Don't worry guys, there comes a time (I'd give it 5 years tops) when she won't give a damn what you are doing. Oh yes indeed, you could be committing un-natural acts with farmyard animals and perving next doors doggy woggy and believe me, she won't care.
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What will she thinks if we get one of these doggy

mikechannon said:
Don't worry guys, there comes a time (I'd give it 5 years tops) when she won't give a damn what you are doing. Oh yes indeed, you could be committing un-natural acts with farmyard animals and perving next doors doggy woggy and believe me, she won't care.
Mike
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[email protected] it.. you have been spying on me again... gotta remember to turn off those cameras...

I'm serious

Guys,
A little personal info.

This is a question so answer me Q & A!

have you tried to update the radio?

arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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What on earth is that?...this phone doesn't have radio...mine is stock/unrooted.

LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html

arkavat said:
LOL.. ok i will go along... I have nothing better to do right now.
Forget about the radio... my bad
Get this software...
http://www.androidfreeware.net/download-dildroid.html
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LOOOOOL you just made me laugh sooooooooo hard after ages!
New found respect for android...couldn't imagine something like this would exist...ROTFLMAO!

Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
Anrdoid is, after all, a good "multi-tasker"

arkavat said:
Glad to help... I was equally surprised to find this software.
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yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult

You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0

Bro where this world has gone too.. I mean I don't want to be rude, But the Nexus is Small and all but it's not a Nokia, And I hope you didn't have an older Nokia, How did You Manage to do this.. ? My Dear Lord...
It's cool and all to these things.. I used to know a girl who liked playing with Jumper Cables and a Battery back in the day but Im done.. Done. It was all the Girls Idea and I will Tell you, in not from the HOOD and all but a brotha don't get down like that.. Its like every time is war, like I got to defend myself..
Wish the Best for you.. Please don't destroy the Nexus.. It deserves a long lasting life..

Mi|enko said:
You can afford a nexus but not the right equipment? o.0
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Perfect Mijenko.. Your always around..
Read My post.. !!!!

Wrap it in tin foil before you put the condom on...

nomination
i nominate this thread for the biggest "THIS THREAD IS WORTHLESS WITHOUT PICS!!!" flash banner / gif ever made.
by the way, we'll also REQUIRE pictures of the lady friend, starting with cutesy dress, then stripped and dipped (the nexus dipped).
LOL now get on with it !

deprecate said:
yeah, searching your bookmarks is really difficult
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How do you know that? I thought I was in "privacy" mode!

I would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with HTC...

arkavat said:
have you tried to update the radio?
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Hahahaha
Best response possible.

deprecate said:
i would love to be a fly on the wall during that warranty conversation with htc...
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lmfaoooooo

ROFLMAO!!!!

cyborg_001 said:
Guys,
A little personal info. to start: Me and my girlfriend are extremely dirty in bed...I mean really really dirty and sick. That's all you need to know.
Unlike my Nokia's when I put my nexus wrapped in a condom/plastic inside her vagina and try to ring it to vibrate and pleasure her it doesn't get the signal and so doesn't work. My Nokia's never ever failed to get her screaming.
Now this is a major downer as I have not got extra money to invest in a good vibrator/dildo and feel the nexus is crap and I'm considering a lawsuit.
I know vodafone UK guarantees a signal inside homes but this is clearly not the case. So can I take it up with them or sue them as well?
Get back to me asap cos I have a seriously pissed off horny nympho girl waiting desperately...Thanks you all.
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You need an external booster antenna, just shove it up her ass and you will be good to go!
EDIT: http://www.wpsantennas.com/Blade-Ts-9-6-Band-Blade-Antenna-AC402.aspx

Upgrade to a girlfriend with less signal impedance.

Girls.

This one's for all my fellow men out there (Fallen Sparten). The guys (us ORD's). My homies (pretty much everyone). Even people who tend to use big words and diss us (you know who you are *Jagurrie*). Don't you just hate it when a girl keeps texting you. And then like, you don't want to text back but you do anyway. And you don't know what to talk about. And you don't really want to flirt with her because you don't like her. And even if you do like her, you don't know if she's for real or not. So then it gets boring. And then you try to keep her laughing because you have nothing better to do. But then you don't know if your jokes are funny enough. So what do you do?

sounds like ur not really into her from what ive learned in ur post ... u should just friendzone her , treat her like a boy and she'll wash off ... that is if she doesnt have some nice friends , cuz in that case u could exploit ur "friendship" with her nicely (cough wingman cough)

COUGH if your talking about yourself idrk u n datd be weird cuz yeah COUGH!

so what do u prefer to do?

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........you don't know if she's for real or not.
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Take the red pill.

Eww dude no I know her friend... sikke! I dont't know. I'll see what I'm finna do. N it's kinda awkward she's friends with some girls that don't really like me cuz they're player haters so yeaah.
I want the blue frickin pill. It allows me to touch my G1.

I hear if you can't get them after the first drugging, you never get them

What would u know about girls?

G1BRICKED said:
What would u know about girls?
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Obviously more than you, I'm not the one asking for help on a tech forum.

I had a feeling you were going to say that. I'm asking if anyone else has had a clingy girl... just cause I don't use big words doesn't mean u have to make me look stupid.

G1BRICKED said:
This one's for all my fellow men out there (Fallen Sparten). The guys (us ORD's). My homies (pretty much everyone). Even people who tend to use big words and diss us (you know who you are *Jagurrie*). Don't you just hate it when a girl keeps texting you. And then like, you don't want to text back but you do anyway. And you don't know what to talk about. And you don't really want to flirt with her because you don't like her. And even if you do like her, you don't know if she's for real or not. So then it gets boring. And then you try to keep her laughing because you have nothing better to do. But then you don't know if your jokes are funny enough. So what do you do?
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get drunk and then start texting/talking..

I'm dracula.

afma_afma said:
get drunk and then start texting/talking..
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LoL...deifnitely I will do this...

First I'd find out if she is in fact actually a 'she', then I'd find out what age she 'really' is so I wouldn't get a knock on the door by the police.
If you've got the above info and you're satisfied that its correct, then text away. If you are unsure of what to say, I always find a bottle of whiskey helps with this.....makes you more relaxed, less nervous and you come up with completely insane things to say....which will keep her interested as lets be honest. If you're boring and not funny she'll stop texting you back
If you're really stuck on what to say/ask....just type in something like 'Things to ask a girl' into Google and I'm sure you'll probably get lots of sites with advice
Best of luck

Lol she goes to my school so no worries.
Lol at u suggesting that. You sure do like to google things don't you!?

So none of you Maa Flippers are answering my ?
Who's ever had an annoying girl?
Me getting many girls have had many.
U?

Simple advice...
If you do want to talk to her...text her back.
If you don't want to talk to her...just ignore her text messages.

lol Guyz.. i guess our friend G1BRICKED here is not asking for suggestions, but is asking if any of us faced such an issue...
Yeah i had one such instance (not many )...but i didnt took it to be that big a issue to have a thread about it ...lolz...

nimish_fun said:
lol Guyz.. i guess our friend G1BRICKED here is not asking for suggestions, but is asking if any of us faced such an issue...
Yeah i had one such instance (not many )...but i didnt took it to be that big a issue to have a thread about it ...lolz...
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It this is indeed the case, then as G1BRICKED stated, he doesn't really want to text her. Been there done that. I found somebody I wanted to text and stopped texting the other flirtatiously. Nothing wrong with 2 friends texting occasionally, but if you want to flirt text....find someone who fits the bill first

This Is Just Sad....

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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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PurpleLlamaLover said:
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that

OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.

PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway

LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!

PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).

Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!

I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!

Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....

More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!

I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )

Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do

WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!

orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation

Ooooooh, interesting!

orb3000 said:
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.

6 months later and it's still sad

bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol

Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?

I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
Sent from my CBW Blaze using XDA App

[Q] Please Help me out - i really like someone

hi everyone,
i really really love someone in my year but dont know how to talk to her, ive never really talked to any girls. We are friends on facebook and i was going to talk to her today but shyed off. its half term now so wont see her for a week should i just tell her that i love her on facebook as i dont think i can hold it in for a week, im missing her already
any help is appreciated
thanks

Don't tell her you love her straight away dude... That could get creepy
I take it you're from the UK if you broke up today? And I take it you found this site because you googled relationship advice and came across Alan's threads thinking this was a dating advice site
Some nice deducctions here eh?

You might want to start with saying "Hi", everything else will follow after that.. I suppose you know how to talk right, so that won't be a problem. You've got to learn to step over your shyness anyway, this seems like a nice way to start

How 'bout practise on some other girls too first

how do you love her if u never talked to her? how old are u ?

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Don't tell her you love her straight away dude... That could get creepy
I take it you're from the UK if you broke up today? And I take it you found this site because you googled relationship advice and came across Alan's threads thinking this was a dating advice site
Some nice deducctions here eh?
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Ok i won't, nd yeah im in UK, however i go on this site quite a lot coz i have an HTC HD2 and am always looking for good custom roms xda rules
I think one of my friends kinda told her but heck im gonna try to talk to her after half term

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Ok i won't, nd yeah im in UK, however i go on this site quite a lot coz i have an HTC HD2 and am always looking for good custom roms xda rules
I think one of my friends kinda told her but heck im gonna try to talk to her after half term
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Haha Okay Just saw the one post
Okay Awesome! Good luck

souljaboy said:
how do you love her if u never talked to her? how old are u ?
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im 16, i dunno i just really seem to like her nd shes always in my head (not in a sexual way) and i cant exactly go 5 minutes without thinking of her

well im sorry to tell ya since itll be your first few times ull prolly mess up and the one after and after and after ... ull get it sooner or later but dont give up its the only way ull ever have one

[email protected] said:
You might want to start with saying "Hi", everything else will follow after that.. I suppose you know how to talk right, so that won't be a problem. You've got to learn to step over your shyness anyway, this seems like a nice way to start
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yeah i tried to overcome it today, will try again when school starts cheers

Maybe he is a natural in seducing woman

Ask her if she wants sex. If she answers 'no', ask her if she minds laying still while you have it.

all in your hands

LOL @ nerdy interwebz kids thinking about love at 1st sight. hahahaha if you dont know how to talk to girls and cant socialize with them maybe its time to go outside or attempt to talk to people in your school, assuming your young and still in school or at least i hope so or else this whole thread is complete utter hilarity...
i think you should go on facebook and tell her you love her... see what happens next !

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LOL @ nerdy interwebz kids thinking about love at 1st sight. hahahaha if you dont know how to talk to girls and cant socialize with them maybe its time to go outside or attempt to talk to people in your school, assuming your young and still in school or at least i hope so or else this whole thread is complete utter hilarity...
i think you should go on facebook and tell her you love her... see what happens next !
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Actually can i just say that i spend most of my time outside:
I am Top in year for badminton, captain of 1st XI Hockey Team and 1st XI of Cricket Team and have around 5 matches every week so im not nerdy and i only get back home at around 8pm - 9pm everyday so yeah i pretty much stay outside the house

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Actually can i just say that i spend most of my time outside:
I am Top in year for badminton, captain of 1st XI Hockey Team and 1st XI of Cricket Team and have around 5 matches every week so im not nerdy and i only get back home at around 8pm - 9pm everyday so yeah i pretty much stay outside the house
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thats a good start... but how are your social skills... are you nervous to talk to all girls or just this one in general?
and badminton? srsly? LOL

Badminton is baller as f*uck actually

Goat_For_Sale said:
Badminton is baller as f*uck actually
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haha nothing like smakin a birdie around i guess lol

WarBird87 said:
haha nothing like smakin a birdie around i guess lol
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Its actually extremely tiring when you play against county champions, nd my main sport is hockey followed by cricket then badminton

WarBird87 said:
thats a good start... but how are your social skills... are you nervous to talk to all girls or just this one in general?
and badminton? srsly? LOL
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Hi, I am fine talking to girls in my classes but am nervous when talking to those who are not in my classes, its mainly just this one girl though