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hahahaha....that's epic!!

HTC seems to have all users around the world hooked on the HD2. Developers, Linguists, Techies... and now: Perverts! Woo!
The only people left to bring into the HTC Revolution are Senior Citizens.

Agent Zach said:
HTC seems to have all users around the world hooked on the HD2. Developers, Linguists, Techies... and now: Perverts! Woo!
The only people left to bring into the HTC Revolution are Senior Citizens.
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lol..so true..

Lmaoo. It all goes to one website. A HTC HD2 review Website. It's nerd porn not real porn. DAMN!

I'm sorry to inform you that these keywords are, in fact, fake. Everyone knows ANDROID phones are for porn.

JAguirre1231 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that these keywords are, in fact, fake. Everyone knows ANDROID phones are for porn.
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haha! True...WinMO are for "documents" and lameness

JAguirre1231 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that these keywords are, in fact, fake. Everyone knows ANDROID phones are for porn.
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hahaha and next, microsoft is going to release their Windows Porn 7 Series to compete it

Hey @JAguirre1231 - Do you use your Android for porn?

G1BRICKED said:
Hey @JAguirre1231 - Do you use your Android for porn?
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There are other uses for them?

JAguirre1231 said:
There are other uses for them?
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I've heard there are. I tried to install a "ROM" on my G1, but it deleted all of my P0rn so I guess not.

ingerasu said:
hahaha and next, microsoft is going to release their Windows Porn 7 Series to compete it
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Windows Porn 7 Series
I like it!!!

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Fayju ball - iPhone game

Hello.
One of my mates has made this game for the iPhone, would appreciate any feedback & comments.
Available from the Apple store here
Cheers!
eh?
sorry mate...
mugglesquop said:
Hello.
One of my mates has made this game for the iPhone, would appreciate any feedback & comments.
Available from the Apple store here
Cheers!
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Unless this game can be used on HTC I can´t see the point as we are on an HTC devices forum only
Respectfully,
this is the off topic section so it doesnt mattter whats here orb
-PiLoT- said:
this is the off topic section so it doesnt mattter whats here orb
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You are right mate
^^ what he said
i was careful to make sure it was the right section
let me get this right.
your mate made it, so if you want it you have to buy it from apple?
Haha being a G1 user, I've come to highly dislike Apple! I'm stunned that the iPhone has made it this far though...from what I've heard, it surpassed the Motorola Razr in terms of the most commonly purchased phone worldwide?
your mate lied to you! i bet its just a game by apple, why would you have to buy it in app store? or he really made it and gets money from apple for this game? taking money for this is so stupid freeware and donations thats the spirit!
i dont hate the iphone... but i hate the users who think the iphone is the only 1 and best "smartphone" ever.
xda developers is for htc devices only. some admin should ban this guy. i mean a link to app store for a iphone game? in here? no thanks!
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your mate lied to you! i bet its just a game by apple, why would you have to buy it in app store? or he really made it and gets money from apple for this game? taking money for this is so stupid freeware and donations thats the spirit!
i dont hate the iphone... but i hate the users who think the iphone is the only 1 and best "smartphone" ever.
xda developers is for htc devices only. some admin should ban this guy. i mean a link to app store for a iphone game? in here? no thanks!
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Dude, chill... first off, he posted in the Off-topic section, so I don't see what's the problem. And second, he's a pocket pc user, he has a Diamond, he's an HTC user. You wanna ban him from the HTC forum just because he posted a link to an iPhone related thing (on the off-topic section too)?
i agree with andy you can prety much post whatever you want here thats why oits called off topic,
if the admins were to ban every user on the off topic forum then there be no one to use it
unless u send us free download tickets
If application is free no problem, if it isn't we must read forum rules about "commercial links"
This is "OFF Topic" ROOM
D'rath
austrianX1user said:
your mate lied to you!
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no he didnt, he is a good friend and would never lie to anyone.
austrianX1user said:
i bet its just a game by apple, why would you have to buy it in app store?
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all apps have to be signed and downloaded from the app store. do some research before talking ****.
austrianX1user said:
or he really made it and gets money from apple for this game? taking money for this is so stupid freeware and donations thats the spirit!
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You pay 79p for the game. Apple gets 30% for advertising and hosting the file.
austrianX1user said:
i dont hate the iphone... but i hate the users who think the iphone is the only 1 and best "smartphone" ever.
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STFU
austrianX1user said:
xda developers is for htc devices only. some admin should ban this guy. i mean a link to app store for a iphone game? in here? no thanks!
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its OFF TOPIC. i.e. NOT ABOUT HTC.
and ban me?! what for? have a look at my posts, 90% of them are helping people.
cheers to everyone else who actually have some brain cells.
anyone tried this yet?
he has been releasing new levels and updates.
GO ON!

Jailbreak and unlock Iphone 3.1.3

Ok so im forced to go back to my old iphone=( Since my g1s digitizer is borken and so is the touch screen. & itunes updated my iphone to 3.1.3 baseband 5.12.01 and the losers at the iphone forums dont know how to unlock it. Xda is more experienced and i trust you guys more. its a 16g iphone 3g. Thanks..
Don´t think this is the best forum to ask for.
Google is your friend: http://www.iphonehacks.com/jailbreak_iphone/
orb3000 said:
Don´t think this is the best forum to ask for.
Google is your friend: http://www.iphonehacks.com/jailbreak_iphone/
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But the iphone people dont know anything! thats the problem xda is smart people. Iphone people are mentally chalenged!
Alex530 said:
But the iphone people dont know anything! thats the problem xda is smart people. Iphone people are mentally chalenged!
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The irony in this is that you're using an iPhone.
lets be nice to the guy and help him. Its not like he chose for this to happen.
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Really? I googled "jailbreak iphone 3.1.3," and the 2nd link under a news article was this:
http://www.redmondpie.com/sn0wbreeze-3.1.3-jailbreak-iphone-3g-3gs-3.1.3/
I guess you were right about iPhone users...
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The irony in this is that you're using an iPhone.
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Haha nice one there
I use Blackra1n for my iPhone. Unfortunately it is a game with Apple, the same way it is with HTC they issue new OS updates/phones that can't be jailbroken/rooted, the community "breaks " them.
As of now 3.1.3 cannot be jailbroken, like the Incredible cannot be rooted. But have patience both are coming soon
Big letters all over the Apple/Hack community, Do Not Let Your iTunes Auto Update Your iPhone if You Want To Keep It Jailbroken.
From the dev team blog
Scam season
While Apple’s 3.1.3 firmware was minor in terms of new features, it’s had the side effect of opening up a huge market for scam sites. These sites will promise you a 3.1.3 jailbreak for newer devices like the iPod touch 3G, or a baseband 05.12 software unlock......Don’t fall for these scam sites! None of them have a 05.12 unlock, none have the 05.11 unlock working on 3.1.3, none have a 3.1.3 jailbreak for newer devices like the ipt3G. They’re trying to capitalize on your upgrade mistake, and they only need a very small percentage of people to fall for them to make their money and run..
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mic_888 said:
From the dev team blog
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hold the phone
I jailbroke an iphone 2g 3.1.3 just last month before I sent it off to my friend as a gift...
I didn't enjoy it granted and reverted back to 3.1.2
if you're on tmobile, stay away from 3.1.3 because no mms or tethering =/
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Big letters all over the Apple/Hack community, Do Not Let Your iTunes Auto Update Your iPhone if You Want To Keep It Jailbroken.
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Agree with Denco7 here...
And this is a general guideline for nearly all electronics. If you see that the company comes out with minor updates, 99% of the time it isn't bug fixes but rather to gap holes in their security (same goes for psp)
I did it a little while ago, i forgot the website name but you download the 3.1.2 firmwire from a 3rd party source and when you restore it in itunes you press somthing like shift + k and you can load up that wirmwire you downloaded. Then you jailbreak it with blackra1n and in cydia you can upgrade back to 3.1.3.
fiktion said:
Really? I googled "jailbreak iphone 3.1.3," and the 2nd link under a news article was this:
http://www.redmondpie.com/sn0wbreeze-3.1.3-jailbreak-iphone-3g-3gs-3.1.3/
I guess you were right about iPhone users...
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Look im not a dumb n00bie like youd expect i searched that all day. All it does is brick my iphone. You spoke too soon. Wheres your iphone?
@Alex530
Spirit Jailbreak for 3.1.3 is out http://spiritjb.com/ but doesn't look like there is a baseband unlock......
Alex530 said:
Ok so im forced to go back to my old iphone=( Since my g1s digitizer is borken and so is the touch screen. & itunes updated my iphone to 3.1.3 baseband 5.12.01 and the losers at the iphone forums dont know how to unlock it. Xda is more experienced and i trust you guys more. its a 16g iphone 3g. Thanks..
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There are teams of people working hard to find a usable exploit in that baseband and you're calling them 'losers'. Nice going...
Don't get pissed because you made a mistake and let iTunes update your device.
And no, Spirit wont help, it's just a universal JB and has nothing to do with a baseband exploit.
Alex530 said:
Look im not a dumb n00bie like youd expect i searched that all day. All it does is brick my iphone. You spoke too soon. Wheres your iphone?
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You asked for this forum's help. Obviously, a good number of us do not have/use an iPhone. Instead of completely flaming you, I at least tried. Shove your iPhone where the sun don't shine.
fiktion said:
You asked for this forum's help. Obviously, a good number of us do not have/use an iPhone. Instead of completely flaming you, I at least tried. Shove your iPhone where the sun don't shine.
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Haaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha...I'm literaly laughing my a** off!!! Poor clown!!
Pertinent recommendation
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=675282
Alex530 said:
Ok so im forced to go back to my old iphone=( Since my g1s digitizer is borken and so is the touch screen. & itunes updated my iphone to 3.1.3 baseband 5.12.01 and the losers at the iphone forums dont know how to unlock it. Xda is more experienced and i trust you guys more. its a 16g iphone 3g. Thanks..
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Waaaaaait!
A. You're not unlocking it. That's a completely different subject.
B. If you meant jailbreak, doesn't that make you a loser, too, because you can't jailbreak it?
Just saying, bro...
orb3000 said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=675282
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If I may say so....excellent recomendation Orb

Who wants to join me??

So I realized that I get really bored doing nothing, I know it's shocking really haha
I was wondering if anyone wanted to join me in playing some Halo online? I have the .exe.
We can create our own game. I just wanted to know who wanted to join or not. Just say "AYE!"
OH! And if I'm doing something wrong, mods just let me know.
If people want it just pm me with your email address and I'll email it to you.
JOIN ME!
You know you want to!
I will be making the game, it will be called xda-halo.
The password will be: that word
Current recruits:
omarsalmin
vbetts
MacaronyMax
flyboyovyick
Which halo are we talkin bout?
Sent from my HTC HD2
Scabes24 said:
Which halo are we talkin bout?
Sent from my HTC HD2
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The first one. I am very specific about what I usually describe haha
I wanna play, give me da file grrrrr
husam666 said:
I dont have a laptop, a gamming console, or even a decent computer...
I only have my TP2 and its my life
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Awww I'm sorry. Well instead of getting that HD2 save up and buy yourself a nice laptop, or notebook. They are cheaper
twitch153 said:
Awww I'm sorry. Well instead of getting that HD2 save up and buy yourself a nice laptop, or notebook. They are cheaper
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what HD2!??
i try to save for a notebook but i cant for some reasons....(prefer not to talk about them here)
husam666 said:
what HD2!??
i try to save for a notebook but i cant for some reasons....(prefer not to talk about them here)
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You were possibly gonna get an HD2 for $250 remember? That's okay I understand
twitch153 said:
You were possibly gonna get an HD2 for $250 remember? That's okay I understand
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ooh that. HD2, it wasnt for me it was for my bro...
plus it turned out to have a broken USB port, no charging, no USB no nothing lol(no he didnt hes not that stupid to buy it)
husam666 said:
ooh that. HD2, it wasnt for me it was for my bro...
plus it turned out to have a broken USB port, no charging, no USB no nothing lol(no he didnt hes not that stupid to buy it)
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Really that's retarded, you were right about people scamming other people.
twitch153 said:
Really that's retarded, you were right about people scamming other people.
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lol of course i was LD <--
how many haloers did you get so far?
husam666 said:
lol of course i was LD <--
how many haloers did you get so far?
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So far I only got Omar But do me a favor? Add this link to your sig somewhere? I want to spread the word and have an XDA Halo match
twitch153 said:
So far I only got Omar But do me a favor? Add this link to your sig somewhere? I want to spread the word and have an XDA Halo match
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oki
but ive gotta tell u its been ages since i last posted outside of the off-topic *wistle*
husam666 said:
oki
but ive gotta tell u its been ages since i last posted outside of the off-topic *wistle*
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That's okay Most of the O-T people will be the ones that wanna play haha
3 things attract people on the web...
1. Fails
2. GIFs
3. Texts written in red
i used 2 of those
psst.. no1 should be naked girls but eh....
husam666 said:
3 things attract people on the web...
1. Fails
2. GIFs
3. Texts written in red
i used 2 of those
psst.. no1 should be naked girls but eh....
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Thank you buddy but you should fix it...it's a little screwed up in the size haha
Aye! I used to play Halo PC all the time! Also, try Media fire or multiupload.
vbetts said:
Aye! I used to play Halo PC all the time! Also, try Media fire or multiupload.
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Will do but it's getting late so I'll do it tomorrow
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Thank you buddy but you should fix it...it's a little screwed up in the size haha
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thats what i meant by fails
i know its screwed up, i did it on puropse
I'll join
Psst....okay haha I'll make sure to do it later. The computer is currently occupied by another member of the house haha

Welcome.... to Zombocom

Apparently this site has been round nearly as long as the internet, but I'd never seen it before. I reckon half of you will love it and half of you will hate it, but either way....
Welcome....
to Zombocom!
http://www.zombo.com/
Edit: It's apparently been around since 1999, so not as long as the internet, but pretty long.
It seems like the unattainable really is unknown!
XD Amazing site... Haha
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Welcome to zombocon
Guess what I'll be dreaming tonight.
Awesome.
What is it
DirkGently1 said:
What is it
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Exactly!
Keep waiting and you get:
"Sign up for the NewZletter"
Then you click it and get:
"Sorry this is not working right now. ThankZ for your patience."
Yeah, what you see is what you get. Bear in mind that the site has been running like that for over 11 years!
But in fairness, you can do anything at Zombocom! The only limit is yourself
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
twitch153 said:
Is there really a purpose or is it just many to completely fly over my head?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
MacaronyMax said:
No prupose... You have to have your volume up though
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Lame! I had it up and got nothing, that website is duhtarded
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
twitch153 said:
that website is duhtarded
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Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
johncmolyneux said:
Those who don't understand often ridicule, and sometimes worse!
http://tinyurl.com/4ozwral
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I would never burn someone without good reason! XD Well maybe if I understood I wouldn't ridicule, but what is there to understand?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
johncmolyneux said:
Mate, you can do anything at Zombocom.... anything at all! The only limit is yourself
Anything is possible at Zombocom.
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I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
twitch153 said:
is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
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Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
johncmolyneux said:
Either that (if you like), or just love it for its ambiguity.
Boxes are something that I grew into, not out of
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I guess I understand The sheer vagueness of the site is funny because it's been around for so long and it's just a box?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
twitch153 said:
I don't quite understand still, is this kind of like when we were little kids and we were given big cardboard boxes? We use our imagination?
This post was brought to you in part by my Nexus One
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I stopped using my imagination when i started using the internet
eebovipe said:
ah, now i understand today's xkcd
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That's what made me find it

A special person adopts Android

Looks like a very special person, whom I noted on my Facebook wall, has adopted Android.
http://gizmodo.com/5866007/the-pope-has-chosen-android
I couldn't care less about the fact that the Pope is gonna use an Android tablet to turn on some Christmas lights. I'm more interested in hacking the site that's being used so I can turn them on instead
*Puts on reading glasses*
"Archer"..... "Recognized Developer"....
Well, what are you waiting for? Code! CODE!
Archer said:
I couldn't care less about the fact that the Pope is gonna use an Android tablet to turn on some Christmas lights. I'm more interested in hacking the site that's being used so I can turn them on instead
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Hehe...there's a special place that special person will send you if you do something cool and fun like that.
[wishing I knew how to code...]
BazookaAce said:
*Puts on reading glasses*
"Archer"..... "Recognized Developer"....
Well, what are you waiting for? Code! CODE!
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Heh - I've been warned off hacking
MartyLK said:
Hehe...there's a special place that special person will send you if you do something cool and fun like that.
[wishing I knew how to code...]
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There's far too many joke responses to that comment. It would be pointless to choose only 1 of them.
Archer said:
Heh - I've been warned off hacking
There's far too many joke responses to that comment. It would be pointless to choose only 1 of them.
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just like religions! eh?
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