New computer didn't make the cut. - Off-topic

So, long story short, I was supposed to buy a new computer this morning...but I didn't. Instead I came home with a years supply of freeze dried food (20 yr shelf life), and a new Rock Island 1911 tactical .45 acp...I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home.
My reasoning is that we have 2 great computers already, but no long term food storage solution. So, am I crazy?
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Not crazy at all (Apart from the testicle removing )
Seems like you're prepared for a Zombie attack too
Edit: Also Nice gun.. What country you in.. No guns in UK but shotguns

I live in arkansas, usa. The gun is great. Gonna break it in with 300 rds tomorrow. Have that and a remington 770 .308 hunting rifle. We take being ready for whatever pretty serious around here. No zombie apocalypse gonna ruin my day. and yes the missus thinks I'm crazy
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westicle said:
I live in arkansas, usa. The gun is great. Gonna break it in with 300 rds tomorrow. Have that and a remington 770 .308 hunting rifle. We take being ready for whatever pretty serious around here. No zombie apocalypse gonna ruin my day. and yes the missus thinks I'm crazy
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You wouldn't happen to live around Beebe would you? That would explain all of the dead birds! Lol!
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westicle said:
So, long story short, I was supposed to buy a new computer this morning...but I didn't. Instead I came home with a years supply of freeze dried food (20 yr shelf life), and a new Rock Island 1911 tactical .45 acp...I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home.
My reasoning is that we have 2 great computers already, but no long term food storage solution. So, am I crazy?
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Yes, she will. And No, you're not
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westicle said:
I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home
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All I can say to that bit is... Hide your guns

user7618 said:
You wouldn't happen to live around Beebe would you? That would explain all of the dead birds! Lol!
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Nope I live in the bustling metropolis of Ft. Smith. and no she didn't kill me, (obviously) she just gave me the same sad smile you'd give to a lunatic. Lol
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1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?

AdrianK said:
1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?
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For fun! Real answer...cuz I care!
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Well... erm... I... er...
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AdrianK said:
1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?
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Because food is tasty. Who doesn't need a gun?
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AdrianK said:
1) What the hell do you need a years supply of food for?
2) What the hell do you need a gun for?
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1. for after we run out of llamas to eat, hence the 20 year shelf life, so many llamas to eat first
2. To hunt the llamas with.
Or where those rhetorical questions???

nrfitchett4 said:
1. for after we run out of llamas to eat, hence the 20 year shelf life, so many llamas to eat first
2. To hunt the llamas with.
Or where those rhetorical questions???
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shh.... you weren't supposed to tell

sakai4eva said:
shh.... you weren't supposed to tell
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they're stupid llamas. they can't read anyways...

nrfitchett4 said:
they're stupid llamas. they can't read anyways...
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Lulz... I think they can read, but they won't bother... we'll continue out plans to rid this off-topic of llamas

Good luck
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Lulz... I think they can read, but they won't bother... we'll continue out plans to rid this off-topic of llamas
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Long term food supply
For a second I thought we were on the 3rd world war
I would never think on that as I try to consume my food the freshest I can.
Some say that any kind of food looses 30% of the vitamins, minerals and all important stuff that nurture us soon as they are taken out from the plant, or soon as the animal is dead, another 30% during the following 24 hrs.
So food frozen in a year will contain less than 5% of the nutrients!!
Originally posted by westicle
New computer didn't make the cut.
So, long story short, I was supposed to buy a new computer this morning...but I didn't. Instead I came home with a years supply of freeze dried food (20 yr shelf life), and a new Rock Island 1911 tactical .45 acp...I think my significant other is going to kill me when she gets home.
My reasoning is that we have 2 great computers already, but no long term food storage solution. So, am I crazy?
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Freeze dried isn't frozen, lol. Completely different situation.
Scent phrum mie fone!

Hmm, a year spent eating pot noodles. I think I'll pass (hides the remaining 15 of the 18 xmas dinner flavour pot noodles gf bought)
For veg, the best way to get the most from it is to steam frozen veg.
The freezing (not freeze drying) breaks open the cells making it easier to get to the nutrients inside, while steaming cooks them without washing those nutrients away.
Lose 30% of nutrients when an animal dies? Best eat it while it's living then
I like the feel of the 1911, but prefer a M92 with Hogue grips, although I also quite like the USP.

xaccers said:
Hmm, a year spent eating pot noodles. I think I'll pass (hides the remaining 15 of the 18 xmas dinner flavour pot noodles gf bought)
For veg, the best way to get the most from it is to steam frozen veg.
The freezing (not freeze drying) breaks open the cells making it easier to get to the nutrients inside, while steaming cooks them without washing those nutrients away.
Lose 30% of nutrients when an animal dies? Best eat it while it's living then
I like the feel of the 1911, but prefer a M92 with Hogue grips, although I also quite like the USP.
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The only guy guys in Malaysia are allowed to carry only has one shot. You need to pump it for like 15-30 minutes to reload. One shot and you better make it count. And even then safety freaks are like, "Oh, you must use safety to prevent accidents"
Sheesh...

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i drink too much mountain dew

and xda is to blame
mountaindont said:
and xda is to blame
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WHAT??? Your not blaming apps2sd??? What is the world coming too????
chfields said:
WHAT??? Your not blaming apps2sd??? What is the world coming too????
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a2sd tried to seduce me at the local pub...and suceeded...
needless to say, my SD card is now fried
mountaindont said:
a2sd tried to seduce me at the local pub...and suceeded...
needless to say, my SD card is now fried
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Thats better...LOL
chfields said:
Thats better...LOL
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a2sd framed me for murder, and i am not posting from my hero in a prison cell.
a2sd told my mother i was gay before i was ready to come out, resulting in my disownment from my entire family
a2sd stole my skittles
a2sd ran over my dog
a2sd put my applications onto my SD card, giving me more internal space on my phone and resulting in a much more responsive interaction
a2sd is the DEVIL
I like mountain dew very much.
Rebecca likes it. So I like it.
I am a SB.
laufine said:
I like mountain dew very much.
Rebecca likes it. So I like it.
I am a SB.
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i havent drank water since january. pure mountain dew. just waiting for the kidey stones.
on the brightside, since my diet consists of basically ritz crackers and md, ive lost 30 lbs! back down to [email protected]"
i blame xda.
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who is rebecca
what is a SB?
mountaindont said:
i havent drank water since january. pure mountain dew. just waiting for the kidey stones.
on the brightside, since my diet consists of basically ritz crackers and md, ive lost 30 lbs! back down to [email protected]"
i blame xda.
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who is rebecca
what is a SB?
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@moutaindont
Rebecca is a woman that I loved before.
SB is short for shabi or 傻逼, means idiot in English.
The md and ritz diet food works?
i like this thread because i just came home with 6 litres of mountain dew
Let me go take a pic of my Mountain Dew can collection - been building it since XMas, wanted to make a tree out of them, but need about 100 more cans. Got a nice mix of the original and the Throwback
Sorry for the bad pic, low light, and I moved last second, too lazy to take another picture lol. Dimensions on the shelf allow for a 8 can x 11 can spread, double layered, yielding 176 cans per shelf. My goal is to get both shelves filled. You cant see it, but the bottom shelf already has its 176 cans
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I hope bypassing the filter isn't against the rules, I just find it a perfect time to show off my little creation to be. Replace the "hxxp://" to the correct format.
the md and ritz works amazing...
im all out of witty comments haha
WarhawkXeroFire said:
Let me go take a pic of my Mountain Dew can collection - been building it since XMas, wanted to make a tree out of them, but need about 100 more cans. Got a nice mix of the original and the Throwback
Sorry for the bad pic, low light, and I moved last second, too lazy to take another picture lol. Dimensions on the shelf allow for a 8 can x 11 can spread, double layered, yielding 176 cans per shelf. My goal is to get both shelves filled. You cant see it, but the bottom shelf already has its 176 cans
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6724/imag0014e.jpg
I hope bypassing the filter isn't against the rules, I just find it a perfect time to show off my little creation to be. Replace the "hxxp://" to the correct format.
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you are my hero. after my hero, that is. um....yeah.
I have a fan lol, so I took a better picture of the bottom row so you can get an idea of what I am trying to work with.
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And Hero here too
I drink 3 liters of Coke a day. Been doing it for the past 3 years, no kidney stones yet. But aside from Coke and Beer no other liquid....my kidneys probably cry at night. But then again Dr's say beer does help prevent kidney stones if you get them frequently.
I used to drink nd all the time..but I have move to harder stuff..mango Passion rockstars...drink 3 a day..lol its cheaper to be on coke..or speed..
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spiritcrusher33 said:
I used to drink nd all the time..but I have move to harder stuff..mango Passion rockstars...drink 3 a day..lol its cheaper to be on coke..or speed..
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i concur with cheaper than coke or speed but lately its just been water or sweet tea, but i snuck a mt dew for breakfast. dont tell my coach lol.
http://www.hammerstrong.com/hammerstrong/energy.html
I've graduated to the 80-hour energy spray. few squirts under the tongue, good for a few hours (till I need more sprays... lol)
You drink too much MD, I eat too many Cheez-its lol
I love md. I use to keep a 2 liter beside my bed at night just in case I woke up. Now I drink 2-3 2 liters of Dr Pepper because I get it for free. Add to that 2 cups of coffee in the morning and 2 at night.
I'm addicted to caffeine and flashing roms.
sdotcarlisle said:
i concur with cheaper than coke or speed but lately its just been water or sweet tea, but i snuck a mt dew for breakfast. dont tell my coach lol.
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lol I know .. But 6 bucks a day adds up over a months time.lol
Add in 5 hours extreme energy shots.. sometimes 2 a day..thats 12 bucks a day,lol might as well be on drugs...
maybe i should stay clean for a month or so. and go back to mountain dews.lol

Most Yankees have today off. What about the rest of the world?

Yep, the birds are chirping, lawn is mowed, grill is prepped, meat marinating, and cocktail in hand.
What's the rest of the world doing?
good day.
Working mostly or sleeping
We are in a normal working day
Here in México our labor day it´s on May 1st
Just about to start my 12hour night shift
On Xda like 10,000 persons right now
Barbecued yesterday. No marinades, just salt, pepper, and organic lemon juice (squeezed fresh off the bush). Good meat speaks for itself
And the Dodgers lost to the Giants yesterday, so today I can REALLY relax. lol
replying to this thread while doing nothing
I was supposed to go fishing today, but that was 7 hours ago and I didn't go, so basically being an american for a day (I'm Polish ) and not doing sh*t
jaszek said:
I was supposed to go fishing today, but that was 7 hours ago and I didn't go, so basically being an american for a day (I'm Polish ) and not doing sh*t
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Good man! Keep it REEEEAL lazy
wdfowty said:
Good man! Keep it REEEEAL lazy
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I MIGHT go shooting today though. lol
wdfowty said:
Good meat speaks for itself
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Couldn't agree more.
Chicken is in a lemon pepper marinade (I know tell me about it. But thats what the women want)
Now the 14oz. strips will be caressed with a lite sprinkling of McCormick "Montreal Steak" seasoning cooked to pleasant and warm pink middle. And then enjoyed sauce less.
good day.
orb3000 said:
We are in a normal working day
Here in México our labor day it´s on May 1st
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i think the whole world except us has labour day on 1st may
coulda went to uni season opening event dressed as a suit but thats not my world

I survived, so did everyone else

Im not gonna tell the whole story but monday there was a bomb threat, nothing happend. Today there was a rumor that there was going to be a school shooting during the peprally for tomorrows basketball game. Half the people wernt there at school so we just messed around all day. Anyways they found 3 guys with guns and the girl that had the bombs (Im not sure if she had them with her but it kinda sounded that way when the cops were talking about it) but they were all at school when they found them. Think of how bad that would of been if they started shooting and the bomb went off with everyone packed in the gym. Theres 2500 people at my school.
I think i counted 15-20 local cops and 2 or 3 FBI agents. Along with the local bomb squad. The cops were there the whole day and the others got there around lunch.
where the hell do you live?
Holy moly buddy! I'm glad nobody got hurt. Perhaps time for a different learning venue. Be careful out there man, sounds like some real dangerous fools are out and about.
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Holy Crap bro.
follow up on the story , the busted kids are certainly being kicked out the school but if they just go to another school without a trial and reasonable fine/jail time , then u know its a set up , part of the establishments campaign against gun owners
Were bomb girl and columbine wannabes working together?
Wooaahhhh........
Glad your okay
I always though that schools where there for two things:
- learning things
- boring your time.
but now it seems that schools ar like cigarettes; thy can kill you
souljaboy said:
follow up on the story , the busted kids are certainly being kicked out the school but if they just go to another school without a trial and reasonable fine/jail time , then u know its a set up , part of the establishments campaign against gun owners
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I like how you think, and not only in this thread
dude i survived real shooting between Israeli soldiers and some Palestinians throwing rocks on them.... a flash bang was thrown somewhere near me, but it didn't have any effect on me, I was hiding in a shop
edit: and another time in Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem
husam666 said:
dude i survived real shooting between Israeli soldiers and some Palestinians throwing rocks on them.... a flash bang was thrown somewhere near me, but it didn't have any effect on me, I was hiding in a shop
edit: and another time in Al-Aqsa Mosque in Jerusalem
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lol so u just happened to be near a massive riot , or they just started provoking while u were there ?
Wow!
Nice to hear you are fine.
souljaboy said:
lol so u just happened to be near a massive riot , or they just started provoking while u were there ?
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Nope, they just started fooling around while I was there....
jaszek said:
Were bomb girl and columbine wannabes working together?
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No not that i know of, it just happend to all fall on the same day.

Geek food?

Hi guys can you list me food that make you think about geek? I need that for a project. Thanks
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Alphabetical soup?
Fast food.
Chips and dip...i always seem to have that around
swyped from my cyanogenized and gingerbreaded EVO
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
Snacks. Biscuits, crisps, chocolate bars, etc.
twitch153 said:
Anything quick, us geeks are always busy doing something.
Or busy doing nothing, obesity should be a main characteristic of the fabled geek...yet it's been pretty clear to me that a lot of geeks I know are skinny, I have no clue why (I am included in the skinny statistic)
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
Burgers for me!
jaszek said:
Us geeks have a fast metabolism, hence why we are skinny
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Ahhh so that's why I never gain any weight......
Geek food you say..... hmm
Either.... microwave burritos or......
Oven roasted pork tenderloin with a herb and mustard crust, caramelised apples in a cider reduction with crushed potatoes and broad beans..... mmmm geek...
Then some pop tarts for dessert..
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True that! High five to not being Chubby wumpskins!!! (Fat people)
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I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
jaszek said:
I notice that since I turned 18 my belly started to come out a bit more. Stopped growing up, and now I'm growing out .
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
the first thing u find in the kitchen fast eat, or nothin geeks forget to eat or 2go to toillet
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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I noticed, I gained 20 pounds in the last 3/4ths of the year.
Best food for geeks:
1. Anything that I can eat in front of the monitor/keyboard
2. Something that is easy to clean off said monitor/keyboard
3. Something sweet and diabetic-coma inducing to wash it down
So a shadowrun themed cookbook with wyvern tail and spectral chips? I am a geek/cook so I can cook 18 hours in a day while going on my nexus one
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Microwave burritos and Mountain Dew. Ultimate Geek food.
Special shout out to Jolt cola, but that was more for us vintage gamers
ramen
high energy (caffine) drinks
Red Bull (or Mother for the Aussies ) and pizza
Ur skinny? When was this???
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Watch out That junk food will bite you in the a$$ if you don't watch yourself and at least exercise haha
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[UAN] The Up All Night crew

Seems like everyone actually sleeps at night. Nothing going on here, fb, or g+. Decided to make a place for it. I'm. Generally up late on weeknights and hardly sleep at all on weekends. My pet is even nocturnal. I got a sugar glider.
So what's up?
lol, look like you were the only one up late
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Yeah! One man crew.
Where do you get the energy to ride that bike of yours if you dont sleep??
conantroutman said:
Where do you get the energy to ride that bike of yours if you dont sleep??
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I live on monster
I take naps, too. At lunch and when I get home.
My up all nite schedule depends upon...(who else?) Sparky.....
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boborone said:
I live on monster
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That stuff will kill you faster than crack.....
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My up all nite schedule depends upon...(who else?) Sparky.....
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Not gonna touch that at all.
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That stuff will kill you faster than crack.....
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It's not like redbull or amp or any other energy drink that's chalk full of caffiene. That stuff has tons of vitamins and niacin and other goodness. A girl I work with buys a morning drink from GNC, powder stuff you mix with a bottle of water. That and monster have dam near the same ingredients. Show me any proof that it's bad for you, please do.
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That stuff will kill you faster than crack.....
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So I should switch from a drink to a Class A (or B (or C)) drug?
Cool.
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So I should switch from a drink to a Class A (or B (or C)) drug?
Cool.
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In that order
boborone said:
Not gonna touch that at all.
It's not like redbull or amp or any other energy drink that's chalk full of caffiene. That stuff has tons of vitamins and niacin and other goodness. A girl I work with buys a morning drink from GNC, powder stuff you mix with a bottle of water. That and monster have dam near the same ingredients. Show me any proof that it's bad for you, please do.
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I didn't mean it like that... what I WAS TRYING TO SAY... was if Sparky works all nite (usually does after a carnival closes as He must supervise the dismantling and packing up of the rides and game and food trailers. Also, He is only one of a few who work there that carry the necessary permits to drive said OVERSIZED TRAILERS). Did I clarify myself?
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Babydoll25 said:
I didn't mean it like that... what I WAS TRYING TO SAY... was if Sparky works all nite (usually does after a carnival closes as He must supervise the dismantling and packing up of the rides and game and food trailers. Also, He is only one of a few who work there that carry the necessary permits to drive said OVERSIZED TRAILERS). Did I clarify myself?
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hahahaha
good save jk jk jk
I was just playing earlier hahaha
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hahahaha
good save jk jk jk
I was just playing earlier hahaha
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Sparky leaves on Sunday at around 11am and DOES NOT RETURN until Monday at 5am....Seriously. I don't sleep on Sunday nights/Monday early mornings...
And yeah. Funny. You. Was. :/
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Babydoll25 said:
Sparky leaves on Sunday at around 11am and DOES NOT RETURN until Monday at 5am....Seriously. I don't sleep on Sunday nights/Monday early mornings...
And yeah. Funny. You. Was. :/
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Sunday is one night I actually get a whole night's rest. Normally take a few benidyl and tylenol pm's, maybe a couple beers. Try to wind down at least by 9:00 pm. Wake up at 4:30 am and start my week. I really do have a problem with sleeping, I can't sleep, and it drives my wife nuts. She always wants me to come to bed with her and I can't sleep.
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Not gonna touch that at all.
It's not like redbull or amp or any other energy drink that's chalk full of caffiene. That stuff has tons of vitamins and niacin and other goodness. A girl I work with buys a morning drink from GNC, powder stuff you mix with a bottle of water. That and monster have dam near the same ingredients. Show me any proof that it's bad for you, please do.
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I guess its different over there, the monster we have is just like red bull, over caffeinated crap.
And Dan, you mean to tell me that your from Scotland and you don't have a healthy heroin habit??
Son, I am disapoint!
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I guess its different over there, the monster we have is just like red bull, over caffeinated crap.
And Dan, you mean to tell me that your from Scotland and you don't have a healthy heroin habit??
Son, I am disapoint!
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http://www.livestrong.com/article/293614-the-ingredients-in-monster-drinks/
I drink the khaos mostly. If the store doesn't have that, I'll get the original.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_Energy
Is that the same as you get?
I work nights so im on the whole 12 hours im at work
Woooooot
Pills are kicking in. I might get some sleep. I'm bailing guys. Sunday and I'm up at 11:20. Need some rest for the week.
I guess I should join in this crew, I mean, I stay up later than anyone else I know, besides some people like Husam....last night I stayed up till 7am and woke up at Noon.
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