Any web designers? - Off-topic

So I'm planning on building a website for my photography. I either want a flash based or HTML based. I have some basic knowledge of both, but I'm either too lazy or too stupid to make one myself (probably the second one). Does anyone want to practice writing one? Reward possible.

If you need a photography website let me know and I'll cut you a deal It''ll be very affordable.

And by affordable you mean free, right? lol.
I'm an artist. I have no money.

People that are dumb and lazy use weebly. Com
Your welcome.
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I had a client who used Weebly.com and they screwed him then he just ended up paying around $150 for a website design from myself and ended up using it for quite a few years.. but then he stopped paying for the hosting and maintenance... sad story lol

itsbeertimenow said:
People that are dumb and lazy use weebly. Com
Your welcome.
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So I guess since I'm neither dumb nor lazy, I wont use weebly.com

jaszek said:
So I guess since I'm neither dumb nor lazy, I wont use weebly.com
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Do I need to quote your op, or shall you read it yourself?
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itsbeertimenow said:
Do I need to quote your op, or shall you read it yourself?
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And you said "dumb AND lazy". Also now I realized I'm too lazy to write it myself. And does quoting mean I won't have to read it?

jaszek said:
And you said "dumb AND lazy". Also now I realized I'm too lazy to write it myself. And does quoting mean I won't have to read it?
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All right, people that are dumb OR lazy often use weebly.com
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I would recommend avoiding flash based websites, most all new major sites are trying not to use flash as much and mobile browsing is also an issue. Stick with good ol' html, you can try looking at Wordpress and Drupal.

I was **** hot with geocities back in the day.... (showing my age there)
You just want a giant troll face spewing photos out of it's mouth right?
I'll get right on it.......
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conantroutman said:
I was **** hot with geocities back in the day.... (showing my age there)
You just want a giant troll face spewing photos out of it's mouth right?
I'll get right on it.......
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Ahh, geocities. And then those AOL "websites"...and then came myspace. lol

jaszek said:
Ahh, geocities. And then those AOL "websites"...and then came myspace. lol
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It was never yourspace....
It was Chuck Norris', he just let you use it.

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Just recieved OTA Froyo!!

Hi All,
I just checked my Phone and I have an update for Froyo available, and while I was installing it I looked out the window and saw a unicorn!!! Look I even took a picture.
What you dont believe me???
So, you live in the desert?
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phunkycow said:
So, you live in the desert?
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yes, I have the very rare Gobi desert ROM, thats probably why they updated me first.
They realise us nomads deserve the best
This is not funny... I would ban you if I could.
Imagine if everyone tried to be "funny" like you.
ljesh said:
This is not funny... I would ban you if I could.
Imagine if everyone tried to be "funny" like you.
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Come on, Im just having a laugh... No need to take it all so seriously.
To much free time!
I hope u'll get a ban.
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Are you aware how many threads are deleted daily because of people that think they are funny, when in fact they aren't?
I mean, unicorn. Cmon. That is older then my socks.
BTW, I would still ban you.
Where can I find this Gobi desert ROM? Is it AOSP based? Also, do the leds work correctly? Finally, if I become a nomad as well do I have a chance to get Froyo faster?
Thanks in advance!
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phunkycow said:
Where can I find this Gobi desert ROM? Is it AOSP based? Also, do the leds work correctly? Finally, if I become a nomad as well do I have a chance to get Froyo faster?
Thanks in advance!
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You can find it in the desert, no bugs as yet. Although there is an issue with keys jamming due to excess sand.
lol far out some people need to ease up and get a life..at the end of the day it is just a firmware update..the world would be a better place if more people were like kiwis and aussies.
deanxr said:
lol far out some people need to ease up and get a life..at the end of the day it is just a firmware update..the world would be a better place if more people were like kiwis and aussies.
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id be embarrassed to be an aussie, the way you have taken the land and treated the Aboriginal people of australia is only second to what the americans did to the american indians or the jews to the palestinians lol
AndroHero said:
id be embarrassed to be an aussie, the way you have taken the land and treated the Aboriginal people of australia is only second to what the americans did to the american indians or the jews to the palestinians lol
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It was actually you guys that took the land and treated the aboriginals that way
AndroHero said:
id be embarrassed to be an aussie, the way you have taken the land and treated the Aboriginal people of australia is only second to what the americans did to the american indians or the jews to the palestinians lol
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I'd be embarrassed to be an Aussie too, after the tri-nations game lastnight!!!!
No Froyo but I got Frodo this weekend. On HBO.
deanxr said:
It was actually you guys that took the land and treated the aboriginals that way
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AHAHAHAH ..... Shot Down!!!!
deanxr said:
It was actually you guys that took the land and treated the aboriginals that way
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AHAHAHAH ..... Shot Down!!!!
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We only sent you there on a boat we didnt think u was gunna last more than 5 mins obviously lol
AndroHero said:
We only sent you there on a boat we didnt think u was gunna last more than 5 mins obviously lol
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HAHAH.. Nice come back!!
AndroHero said:
We only sent you there on a boat we didnt think u was gunna last more than 5 mins obviously lol
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Funny that! You sent us over as convicts to a land of paradise. Yet now it's you Pommies who flock to our country to escape your crappy weather and warm beer
This thread should be deleted.
It only adds more spam to the current crap threads.

[Q] survey about fastfood

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Just added a link for easy answering, when done click the button at the buttom of the page. http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/MKVMRRZ
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We are a group of physiotherapists that have been forced to do a survey about junk-food and peoples thoughts about it, please take your time to answer these questions.
Why aren't we investing in long-term solutions such as improving the quality / nutritional value of the soil?
Why do you think fast food has become so widespread, despite the poor quality?
Why are people still "uninformed" about food, although knowledge is available?
Why do scare campagns do poorly in your country. if they do ?
Do you think that people who drink alcohol or smoke should have to pay for treatment of diseases related to lifestyle, and why?
what country are you from?
Thanks in advance.
I'm from the U.S.A. Weed is the cause of all these problems.
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I'm from England. I eat junk when I cannot be bothered to cook. We have hectic lives now for what our bodies were not intended to do. Hence the rise in mental health issues. Easiest way out is fast food...
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I´ve made a link to make it easier for ppl to answer.
hopefully I´ll get some answers I can use
westicle said:
I'm from the U.S.A. Weed is the cause of all these problems.
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Don't start on marij****, I would win on an argument with that.. We** does nothing to your braincells like some of your 5th grade teachers say.
Master™ said:
Don't start on marij****, I would win on an argument with that.. We** does nothing to your braincells like some of your 5th grade teachers say.
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+1, I smoke weed every day and I eat better (healthier) than probably 90% of my fellow Americans, but that's a whole other topic..
It made you forget a couple of letters, "uana" and "ed".
good day.
chopper the dog said:
It made you forget a couple of letters, "uana" and "ed".
good day.
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Baaaahahahahahahahaha...wait, what's next? oh yeah...hahahahaha Priceless

To All Sports Fans!

This is for all the sports fans out there! The website www.atdhe.net and www.firstrow.net have been shutdown by ICE(homeland security) for infringement, but just wanted to let all of you know that atdhe has already put out a new website - www.atdhe.me - Enjoy all your sports needs! =)
omninut said:
this is for all the sports fans out there! The website www.atdhe.net and www.firstrow.net have been shutdown by ice(homeland security) for infringement, but just wanted to let all of you know that atdhe has already put out a new website - www.atdhe.me - enjoy all your sports needs! =)
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no one cares!!!
blader3759 said:
no one cares!!!
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Uhh... I care.
Still, good to know, OP, even if no one really does care..
Thanks!
Ooooo! Intresting. Thanks!!
channelsurfing.net also got taken down but changed to channelsurfing.eu
There is nothing wrong with VIEWING sites right?
The screen at atdhe looks intimidating.
Its a great place to watch free ppv ufc fights.
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s15274n said:
There is nothing wrong with VIEWING sites right?
The screen at atdhe looks intimidating.
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Well, I've been watching all my Lakers home games and some ufc fights on atdhe for a long time - no problems. It does look abit sketchy I have to admit, but I took a leap of faith and it's worked out for me for a few months so I can't complain! Quality isn't great but it's a pretty popular website to get access to certain sporting events.
MikeDo said:
channelsurfing.net also got taken down but changed to channelsurfing.eu
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Actually it's channelsurf.eu.
A little bit off topic but why does homeland security shutdown websites for copyright infringement? You would think they would leave that type of work to the fbi or something while they worry about more seriois things like actual homeland security..
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probably more like the FCC would take care of this kind of action.
benifactor said:
A little bit off topic but why does homeland security shutdown websites for copyright infringement? You would think they would leave that type of work to the fbi or something while they worry about more seriois things like actual homeland security..
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Because it's all terrorism now, don't you know? It's terrorism! They're winning! Take down your website which funds terrorism! Terrorism! AH!!!
The terrorists did win after all... and many are still blind to it.
haha, awesome. i watch the poker channel all the time
thanks for the links guys
It's because they don't want OBL to be able to stream the Super Bowl in his cave.
Just a heads up everyone about atdhe.me.
That seems to be a fake site not run by the original atdhe people.
http://atdhenet.tv/ seems to be the real site, it has the same formatting as the original. It also has a warning about fake atdhe sites.
agee said:
Just a heads up everyone about atdhe.me.
That seems to be a fake site not run by the original atdhe people.
http://atdhenet.tv/ seems to be the real site, it has the same formatting as the original. It also has a warning about fake atdhe sites.
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Hmm. Interesting...I guess that's the real website, cause it is the same format as the old website. atdhe.me seemed to work pretty good for me too but I think I'll try out atdhenet.tv. Thanks for the update with that link!
OmniNut said:
Hmm. Interesting...I guess that's the real website, cause it is the same format as the old website. atdhe.me seemed to work pretty good for me too but I think I'll try out atdhenet.tv. Thanks for the update with that link!
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Off topic,
OmniNut, I didn't know you're a Lakers fan. How they do vs Rockets? POed me when they lost to the Celts.
Btw, Firstrow is back on, but when you go to their site, it re directs you to another site, different ones every visit. But lately they've been redirecting you to a soccer.tv or something. Anyways, gave fun!
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Mehh.. that celtics game was dissapointing but yeah they beat the rockets 114-106 in it.
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blader3759 said:
no one cares!!!
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It's actually a perfect example of a Flash Video website that I can watch on my Vibrant that my friends with iPhones can't watch.
So yeah, I think a few people would care about that. Maybe not trolling children like yourself, I see.
OmniNut said:
Mehh.. that celtics game was dissapointing but yeah they beat the rockets 114-106 in it.
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Yeah it was. Theeeeyyy were being lazy. Kobe had big numbers, yet again, but, combination of the rest, shoot, I would make ALL THOSE.
Pissed me off. I was ready to bust out my custom Lakers ensemble and fly down on my private helicopter to the Staples and get in the court ...

Amy Winehouse Dead....

Well as the title says amy winehouse is dead, whats everyone think about this... Does anyone care?
If you didnt know heres a link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14262237
furrabbit.nh said:
Does anyone care?
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No.
Sent out of my Free Candy Van.
Flussen said:
No.
Sent out of my Free Candy Van.
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LMAO! Short and sweet
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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LMAO! Short and sweet
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Is it?
You can say whatever you like but at the end of the day Amy was someone's daughter. Sincerest condolences to her parents and family.
jonny68 said:
Sky News amongst others should be ashamed the amount of coverage they are giving to this junkie pop star who no doubt overdosed on drugs after the terrible events that have happened in Norway.
Amy Winehouse had it all, and has had numerous chances to come clean and get off drugs but choose otherwise therefore it's hard trying to have any sympathy for her to be brutally honest, sorry it has to be said.
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+1 qft
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Sucks about Winehouse. Death is never a good thing, even if drugs are related. However I find myself more concerned about the massacre of innocent people at a summer youth camp.
I hope for nothing but the best for the friends and families of all that died in both events.
he was ugly girl and
"Mediengeile drogenabhänige Schlampe"
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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seedofchaos said:
Wasnt she that chick who sang bring me someone's life or back to life or whatever that lame song is called
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Bring me to life? Also no.
Sent from somewhere over the double rainbow.
Another young (27) talent follows a long list of famous 27 year old's: Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain...RIP
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Would you break up online

Ok I was wondering if aanyone wwould consider breaking up online, There is a site where you can do this now.
nyce2knowyajust google it.
I think I would! lol
I've cleaned the trolling out of the thread so please keep it clean. If you don't like the question, as I don't, then just don't post.
It's easy
I think it's worth considering, what about someone in a abusive relattionship...what if they can't do it face to face?
ebang said:
I think it's worth considering, what about someone in a abusive relattionship...what if they can't do it face to face?
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In an abusive relationship you would consider how to get away with it.... not how you can break up, I think.... And online is a bit ridicolous I think... Even if its abusive
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do you think making it public would benefit someone else from entering a relationship with the abuser
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do you think making it public would benefit someone else from entering a relationship with the abuser
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Alternatively, what if your GF ended it with you and out of pure bitterness did it online, accusing you of being abusive when you hadn't? I personally think it's a horrendous idea and only emotionally unstable people would take it seriously.
By the "lol" at the end of your 1st post I assume you don't actually mean it.
emotionally unstable?
as i experienced breaking up is nearly as difficult as coming together, crying, shouting, leeching...
Breaking up online (or sms) is only for cowards and degrading against the partner as you show him how important the relationship was for you.
Greets
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not all relationships are serious though.
what if it was just a casual thing?
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not all relationships are serious though.
what if it was just a casual thing?
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There is no such thing as a casual, non-serious relationship. That's just a friends with benefits or you're lying to yourself. Breaking up online, text, email, snail mail, phone is just being a coward. Even telling someone you don't want to be there friend anymore is just sad & low. The other person is probably going to want to slash your tires as it is, but to breakup with them online, that's how you create bad karma for yourself & make matters even worse.
I'm not sure it will make matters worse since you are breaking up anyways.
as for bad karma, what does that mean...someone will break up with you online too?
ebang said:
I'm not sure it will make matters worse since you are breaking up anyways.
as for bad karma, what does that mean...someone will break up with you online too?
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It does make it worse, if you care about how people see you - as cowardy little fcker or an honest man. For me at least I was always sorry and a sms or post or anything would have caused that I feel bad.
And Karma means it is not moral. At least I think so...
so no, I would never break up online.
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how does morality come into breaking up
ebang said:
how does morality come into breaking up
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I dont wanna discuss about moral and karma
but karma is for me (as christian) like a "currency" for moral.... if you do something immoral (whereas moral is of course related to your type of view) you get karma...
so it is agaiinst my moral to break up via anything non-personal.
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It's one of those things you only do if you're incredibly shallow.
I'm a sociopath, and even I think it's pathetic, cowardly and low. So what does that say about them.....
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ShadowLea said:
It's one of those things you only do if you're incredibly shallow.
I'm a sociopath, and even I think it's pathetic, cowardly and low. So what does that say about them.....
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Sociopath....that's funny!!
Still I would break up online if I had to
ebang said:
Sociopath....that's funny!!
Still I would break up online if I had to
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Funny? Interesting, people usually run away. Do tell
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