Duke Nukem - Off-topic

Is anyone excited that Duke Nukem will actually come out? I am! Anybody?
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I'll rip off your head and sh!t down your throat haha Ah Duke Nukem, such an awesome game
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twitch153 said:
I'll rip off your head and sh!t down your throat haha Ah Duke Nukem, such an awesome game
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Squeal like a pig!
Little pig, Little pig let me in. Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in!
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Excited, hell yeah, I have only waited for ... 12 years!
btw this is THE best quote
"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum. And I’m all out of gum!"

I'd prefer Black Mesa to be completed. It's another one that's been M.I.A for quite some time but has great potential, if it is ever finished.

id rather a freelancer sequel

I guess finally they can change the name from Duke Nukem: Forever now

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I'd prefer Black Mesa to be completed. It's another one that's been M.I.A for quite some time but has great potential, if it is ever finished.
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I definately agree, but we all know Valve will get done with their projects so no worries.
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I think after all those years, DNF might be not as fun as it could have been 10 years ago But I have to admit it has a lot of good lines

HOLY ****ING ****!.
seriously another Duke Nukem? man DN3D was the sickest game freaking ever, I cannot wait

I almost shat my pants when I heard that it was finally being completed.
But.. I wonder if it will only be released on CPU or will it hit consoles as well? Too much boobage and language will probably prevent that

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I almost shat my pants when I heard that it was finally being completed.
But.. I wonder if it will only be released on CPU or will it hit consoles as well? Too much boobage and language will probably prevent that
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Man its Duke Nukem, if it doesnt go to all systems... God will bring thy destruction upon humanity!
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Who is your favorite person in history?

Like the title says. Name your favorite historical human being.
Mine is: Gandhi
Napoleon Bonaparte! That man was brilliant and schizophrenic
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Jesus christ.
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bradleyG said:
Jesus christ.
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hey now, no mythical characters allowed.
JOKES
hahahha.
But anyways...mine would probably be.... John Lennon.
Peace.
You guys probably don't know him but Michael Collins. He played a give part in where Ireland is today among with many other Irish people.
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+1 for Jesus Christ.
p/s: He's not that mythical dudes...
Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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Mine would have to be the first man to look at a cow and say:
"You see those there dangily things there? Imma gonna squeeze them, yank em round a bit, then drink whatever comes out of them..."
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It was probably the same guy who saw his son did the same to his wife.
Definitely Charlie Sheen. He has TigerBlood and is so winningly
Whomever the dude was who invented air guitars.
Seriously, I have no favorite historical person. There are a great many I like or respect, for instance the U.S.'s founding fathers, or John Locke, or Winston Churchill, or Thomas à Becket.
I am far more impressed with and inspired by those of good moral and ethical character, in particular those willing to defend their moral compass even at the cost of their own life.
Thomas edison.
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Probably Winston Churcill
watt9493 said:
Thomas edison.
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Very appropriate, considering your handle
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
DirkGently1 said:
Hans Rudel. As his counterparts stated after the war, "shame he wasn't on our side..".
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Damn. He was awesome!
Ada Lovelace.
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sakai4eva said:
Damn. He was awesome!
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except for the fact he killed so many people...
Probably Nikola Teslaen.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikola_Tesla
or Albert Einstein maybe? There are too many to choose
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urbanengine1 said:
except for the fact he killed so many people...
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Not bad for someone whose flight instructor said he was unremarkable and wouldn't amount to anything huh?
Seriously though, it wasn't his efficiency in combat that make him so unique but the almost superhuman way in which he went about living his life. For example, after losing his lower leg in battle he was told that he faced a six month stint in hospital and would never fly again. Six weeks later he had fashioned himself a prosthesis, checked himself out and pitched up at his airfield asking for a plane to fly.
After the war he went on to complete some 1st ascents (mountaineering), and competed in the Olympics (Skiiing) against able bodied competitors. The list of feats is nearly endless. This man grabbed life by the balls and squeezed hard!
If i had even a fraction of the drive this man had i might have made something of my life
Jesus no joke though lol

NBA Playoffs

I tried to find a NBA playoffs thread (looked at the first page) but there wasn't one. Is there anyone keeping up with it? And are there any Lakers fans? Or maybe Laker haters? (<-- Easier to find those at times)
Booo lakers.
Rooting for Bulls and OKC. But I want the Heat to beat the Celtics (just because I hate the Celtics)
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Booo lakers.
Rooting for Bulls and OKC. But I want the Heat to beat the Celtics (just because I hate the Celtics)
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Now I know being a Lakers Fan I should go for someone other than the Celtics, but I'd rather see them in the finals than the Heat, just so the "Dream Team" of the heat can stfo about their "greatness".
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Now I know being a Lakers Fan I should go for someone other than the Celtics, but I'd rather see them in the finals than the Heat, just so the "Dream Team" of the heat can stfo about their "greatness".
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I agree. Plus I'm from Cleveland and I hate Lebron.
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I agree. Plus I'm from Cleveland and I hate Lebron.
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Don't blame you for that one! I remember the ESPN Special they had for him, "The Decision", only reason I watched it was because Sportscenter was after that, then I regretted it, because Sportscenter was about "The Decision".
The Bulls are gonna win it all. Just give up.
The hawks are doing a great job. We'll see.
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Well I didn't get to watch the Bulls game but if D Rose is as hurt as it seemed, the Bulls might be in trouble.
On other news :'( the lakers lost
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The D Rose injury sounds just like a tweak. Doesn't sound as bad as tthe first one and we saw how little of a factor it was, as a whole.
Don't like the way the Bulls have played thus far, including game 1 tonight. Its early, but sooner or later the Bulls are going to have to start playing like the team they were most of the year. Boozer makes me want to rage.
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driving my son on his first date. need advice on etiquette

Tomorrow I'll be driving my 12 yr. old son on his first date to the movies and wanted some input from the wonderful community here.
I'm worried I'm gonna embarrass my son with his date. I'm old fashioned.
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
Thing O Doom said:
Haha don't worry about it too much, just make a lil small talk (What do your parents do, etc..) but DO NOT ask personal / questions about their relationship too much, and be 'cool'. Let him lead. You'll be fine
Sources: I'm a teen with rather embarrasing parents xD"
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Thanx! I think I can play the cool parent.
jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I know man. Times change.
Play the quiet and understated yet knowledgeable parent. My dad messed it up acting cool
And all that will happen on that so called 'date' is not much talking and the occasional immature throwing of popcorn. - I should know, im 15
AOKP 4 LYF
Crank up some Hawkwind on the radio and be all like " Damn you kids don't know what music is these days..." & other parenting cliches....
I'm a 35 year old father of two daughters....but I was raised with two brothers, one older and one younger.
My daughters are 6 and 1 1/2 years old.
Rewind to me being a man-slut at age 13....got my first bj on my birthday that year...the ensuing years were filled with uncertain debauchery...high school was an adventure. I never asked dad for anything.....well, I'll interrupt my story there since its rather typical....your kid is probably gonna get laid soon....are you gonna really be surprised?
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jaszek said:
When I was 12, I did my homework, not go on dates. It's amazing how much this world is changing. Just drop him off at his 'girlfriends' house and drive away I guess? IDK what to say about this.
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I agree.
Btw you can just drop him and go later to pick him up.
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Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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That'd just his mentally
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I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sure I don't need to say this but.....
I think you'll be fine. I'm also sure that your son will be polite and nice to His date.
I hope He has fun. Oh, and take a pic (just one) of Him and His lucky date for posterity.
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Yea and post it here!
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Yea and post it here!
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+1
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deliriousDroid said:
Omni has a son??!! I thought he was a child.lol
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I embrace the child within me.. My wife tells me "When are you going to grow up?"
ps. Everything went without a hitch. I just told my son girls like details, you take care of the details, little things, and they will notice you. He took like a fish to water. He behaved like a gentleman and his date had a good time as well. Afterward, I took them to Starbucks and they were very happy. I'm very proud of my kid
Don't touch their date... Just minor Advise... Don't like some parent who actually put a limit into kid's date and make them feel very uncomfortable...
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
Im 14 and i am at my girlfriends place every day.in her room.(now i will quietly leave your imagination to do its job)
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jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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Why not? And drink
AOKP 4 LYF
jaszek said:
Kid's drink coffee at the age of 12 now?
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This thread makes me feel old.....

Firearms thread

I currently have a jw-15 and a erma werke m1 carbine .22
sadly new zealand is highly restrictive in pistols, or else i would own one or 2.
looking at getting a 44mag or 45-70 marlin next.
How many others out there are into shooting/hunting?
And what do you have hiding in your gun safe?
"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
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"I've got a holster, I keep biscuits in it.... "
Bonus points if you see what I did there...
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I dunno, but I'm sure it "fixed" something
I've got a bag with a toothbrush and a comb in.
I've got a G36 and a M249 (airsoft because this is the UK and we have sensible gun laws, it's the imitation gun laws that are crazy)
I want to get into shooting but in Canada you need to take courses and get a bunch of permits, gonna be a while before I get there. All these damn rules
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I live in Texas guys.
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LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.
I have an AC130 in my backyard.
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letard said:
LOL. The uk would suck.
They almost give away licenses out of cereal boxes here.
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Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
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conantroutman said:
Awesome....
Tbh I'm surprised the guns aren't in there as well....
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I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.
I'm older than 30 and younger than 40, and I have never shot a gun in my life. If you knew me, you'd probably be surprised. I'd love to try. On a few people.
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honesty is the best policy lol
I've never shot anything more powerful than a 1,000 fps pellet gun lol... Would absolutely love to though.
This is the only gun I have... Airsoft
Blah, pictures not showing up lol...
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The new Tec 9 from kel_tec or the px4
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Probably my favorite gun.
Jericho 941 aka "Baby" Desert Eagle 45cal
Hah nothing baby about it.
Edit: holy giant pic... Sorry fixing.
I wipe till it bleeds...
I do like the look of the Jericho
Also like the Beretta 92
Never been keen on glocks or sigs, and only certain 1911s.
A guy I know nearly killed his ex wife with his 92 at a firing range in Israel.
I've only ever been to military ranges (you have to be well spaced from the guy shooting to your left if there is no barrier) and always presumed most civilian ranges would be like you see in the movies (ie booths) but their range just had a long table.
She was shooting a little revolver to is right when an empty case ejected from his gun and went down the back of her neck. As she jumped from the burning metal she squeezed her trigger and sent a bullet skimming across her hair line!
The police did investigate to see if it was some elaborate plan to get rid of her - how much of a genius would you have to be to pull that one off?
When they got divorced, she got the Beretta
boborone said:
I got my first gun while eating cereal. 5th bday, 4 10 shotgun. Single shot break over. Killed my first that day too. 18 turtles. Went to my uncle's and cleaned his stock ponds.
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Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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Strange thing is that I actually believe you
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Crazy thing is when I turned 9 my step dad tried teaching me gun safety with a pellet rifle. I remember thinking not to tell him and let him be the dad he wants to be. I'd gone deer hunting and shot lots of animals before that. Squirrel, raccoon, fox, you know all the varmit animals and deer. He tried showing me how powerful the air pellet gun was by shooting a news paper. I'd shot countless animals before at point blank to put em down fully. I KNEW what real guns did. But he had a fun time that day being a dad and I'm glad for it.
* iTouched Epic
I have me a Smith and Wesson M&P 40c and a 1973 Colt Combat Commander in 45acp. I really want an AR-15...
Lets see.. I have
Handfull of. 22's
Couple 12 gauges
Double Barrel 12g coach gun (sadly not a Wells Fargo)
A 30.30 sideload
2 colt 1911's
Ruger P95 9mm
Enfield mk5 jungle
AR-15
Romanian Ak-47
Mosin Nagant
Remington M700 30.06
Forgetting some I'm sure..
Trying to find a deal on a Chey-Tac M200-CIV
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What is your addiction?

I believe that everyone has something that they are addicted to, be it alcohol, cigarettes, crack, heroin, shopping, gambling, anything can be addictive.
I will tell you that I have used most every drug including heroin, fentanyl, pot, acid, shrooms, xanax, cocaine (powder and rock), ecstacy, alcohol, and surely many more
The only substance that I can honestly say I am addicted to is nicotine, and I will state that I am addicted to some kinds of self-destructive decision-making/behavior when it comes to my relationships with others
I am curious what other XDA members are addicted to, and what other members are willing to admit to being addicted to, and maybe if we're lucky someone will benefit from this thread
And don't say you're addicted to flashing roms or anything phone related, that's too easy
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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Foxy Roxy said:
I used to be addicted to a certain video game... But not anymore. Hmm. All I can think of right now is probably crawfish? o_o
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have you had louisiana boiled crawfish now thats some sh*t to be addicted 2 lol
I'm addicted to swiss cheese.
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@Fleur Of course lol.
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Oxygen
I just feel like I'm dying when I can't take a hit of oxygen. The longest I've stayed off of it was 3 minutes.
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
Gamer
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veeman said:
Oxygen
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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iM ADDICTED To cigarretes,BEER,ROM FLASHING!!!!
I'm think I'm addicted to energy drinks....they really don't give me that energy feeling anymore but I feel as if I still need them
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mf2112 said:
Water...to cure my cottonmouth....
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odd but milk cures mine
Oooh cheese and mayonnaise
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fleurdelisxliv said:
odd but milk cures mine
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I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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Where you live, it's not in short supply, what with all the trees, and Canadian air blowing south.
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Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
veeman said:
Yeah I know. Everyone was doing it so I guess that's how I started.
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Sad sad story.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I can only drink milk if its almost frozen. And I work at a dairy. Go figure.
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i love some freakin milk lol
fleurdelisxliv said:
i love some freakin milk lol
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Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Me too, but it has to have ice crystals in it for me to drink it.
And for some reason, I never EVER drink other peoples milk. Something about that grosses me out.
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thats funny if i drink milk anywhere but home im always checking the date bc sour milk will ruin your day soon as it hits your mouth :silly:

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