So basically, I've seen this on multiple forums before and hadn't seen it done on XDA yet, so I thought I would start it.
It's simple, you answer the question to the previous post, then ask your own question. The question can be about anything you want. I'll get it off to a start...
Why is the sky blue?
We already answered that question...because fairies live in the sky and when they fart they omit a blue color.
What's a good question to ask?
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
How do I reply to a post?
feliciepr7 said:
How do I reply to a post?
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Simple when you're able to see buttons haha
Why doesn't the chicken in family guy ever die?!
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
Cause the sun reflects off the water molecules in the air.
Why do I love smart phones so much?
Easy because there awesome and make life much easier while giving you headaches
Why do trolls troll?
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Zantiszar said:
Easy because there awesome and make life much easier while giving you headaches
Why do trolls troll?
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Because they are bored and have nothing better to do, nor friends.
Why was my question not answered?
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
Because it seems they ignored it and kept going with a diffrent one .....
Why do I feel like im bored
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Zantiszar said:
Because it seems they ignored it and kept going with a diffrent one .....
Why do I feel like im bored
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Mayhaps it be because you truly are bored.
Why did pirates talk retardedly?
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
Well its not common knowledge that typos were invented by pirates and when youll be saying argh you really say hey you matey
Is this thread real and are we real and why am I communicating with you in the abandoned mine?
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Thread title needs editing.
Zantiszar said:
...Is this thread real and are we real and why am I communicating with you in the abandoned mine?
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A) Because of the uncertainly principal the thread is real because we perceive it to be. If there were nobody around to check, the thread would lie in an indeterminate state of being. Just like the cat in Schrödingers box.
Q) Is 'The Big Bang Theory' a funnier comedy than 'Community', and if so why?
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Q) Is 'The Big Bang Theory' a funnier comedy than 'Community', and if so why?
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Yes, because of Sheldon
Why is it that I think there is already a thread like this?
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Because you might have seen it in the parrallel universe theory based upon the fact that this thread is actually a string of responses :3
Why are androids overruning the world ?
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Zantiszar said:
Because you might have seen it in the parrallel universe theory based upon the fact that this thread is actually a string of responses :3
Why are androids overruning the world ?
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because they want to destroy all humans and build a new world an android-digital world
why is working so booooooring?
oschlegel said:
because they want to destroy all humans and build a new world an android-digital world
why is working so booooooring?
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Because you're not getting paid to have fun Or you would be too preoccupied with the fun to do your work.
Will the op ever realize the huge typo in the title of this thread?
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
twitch153 said:
Because you're not getting paid to have fun Or you would be too preoccupied with the fun to do your work.
Will the op ever realize the huge typo in the title of this thread?
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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Yes, I just did, just before I seen your post.
Can a mod edit it to say "Answer a question, then ask one." please.
Why am I retarded?
Skellyyy said:
Yes, I just did, just before I seen your post.
Can a mod edit it to say "Answer a question, then ask one." please.
Why am I retarded?
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dunno
why doesn't the OP search?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=824669
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..Why am I retarded?
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Because you were dropped on your head at birth. Repeatedly. After the 12th time the doctors questioned whether this was in fact 'accidental'.
Why are women, bless 'em, a bit slow in the noggin compared to men?
M_T_M said:
Omit blue color?? WOW!! so fairies omit (o·mit/ōˈmit/Verb
1. Leave out or exclude (someone or something), either intentionally or forgetfully.
2. Fail or neglect to do (something); leave undone: "the final rinse is omitted".) the color blue, eh?
I wonder what would happen if the omit emitting blue colors??
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We would be in darkness... forever.
Serious now guys, as I changed the title now.
What height are you?
Skellyyy said:
We would be in darkness... forever.
Serious now guys, as I changed the title now.
What height are you?
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A) 5'11 (&3/4)" Basically a tad shy of 6' which is just a cruel joke. (I'm 6'2" in high heels though)
Q) If we are born naked, why is it unacceptable for me to go clubbing in my birthday suit?
Related
So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
Are you after beta testers?
Um... wow. I have a great sex toy already, and it also cooks and cleans... A little too emotional sometimes, but I'm pretty sure it ****s better than any inanimate object you'll throw together. Hey guys....
GET A GIRLFRIEND
Wow, talk about off-topic.
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Are you after beta testers?
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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LOL perhaps. You will be the first to know! Well I used to joke about it before it came in house, but now I am a bit of believer. Yes a real life girl is the best option, but this comes in a close second!
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says the boy who has never felt vagina...
HAHA just kidding, just kidding. This thread just leaves you open to so many burns I don't know where to start. ;-)
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Wow, talk about off-topic.
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LOL! This is about as off topic as you can get in a PPC forum.
Why in the hell would you even post this?
It's a little odd.......
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So I'm working on a sextoy for guys. It utilizes haptic technology. Strange where life takes us sometimes!
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Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
Kraize92 said:
Haptic feedback eh? I think that's already been developed LOL. It's called:
Vibrating ring condom + GF = Haptic feedback lmao.
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Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
Edited myself, I forgot mods have a soft spot for comments made between Kraize and I. It was said with good intentions, I promise.
JimmyMcGee said:
Wow, For a young'en your pretty knowledgable.
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Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
Kraize92 said:
Why thank you. Yes, today's generation is more perverse and they tend to have sex at a much younger age then you'd think so.
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Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
kidnamedAlbert said:
Well then. With that said, anybody in here that's an over protected parent? if so, go check on your daughter!
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I'd agree. You may think your daughter is innocent, but unless you know her every move which is kinda scary, but if you do, then you have nothing to be afraid of. I mean I'm not a man whore who goes around sleeping with all the women I can find. I stick to one But it would be nice if parents started to talk about this to their kids. (Mind you, I come from a place where they would never discuss or have a sex talk EVER)
No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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No child over the age of 16 is innocent. You just have to hope they aren't death penalty guilty..in context to your morals as a parent of course.
Ha, yes it is off topic. Is it anymore off topic then the bible or if your Muslim compared to mobile phones? No. Just thought I would post on it as it is very bizarre.
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Wait wait. Was that directed at me? lol? I'm not muslim btw
Lol no I was not implying that you were Muslim, just that it's no more off topic then those topics.
Any update? lol
I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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I have a comment; however, I think I should keep this to myself as I don't want to offend anyone. There are other forums on the net where you can talk more freely about these things and where it is more appropriate. I really don't think that it is appropriate for older adults to be discussing these things with minors anyways. Especially where it looks like this discussion will be heading.
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*Cough* *Cough*
Discussions are totally fine as long as it doesn't lead to any revealing photos, videos, etc. I mean kids can now go to Wal-Mart and buy condoms. No one will stop you. You just have to get used to it. I understand many might be uncomfortable with that idea, but still. It's the generation gap you could say.
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I know you guys know where to draw the line.
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I certainly do, but does everyone else?
A quick, simple poll just to see how many female/males are actually on this forum.
Results will be obvious
Other... WTF ?
Livven said:
Other... WTF ?
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Well you don't know, We could have some shemale/transsexuals on the forum
LOL
Well, but they also are either male or female...
Livven said:
Well, but they also are either male or female...
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You do get the awkward peoplee... LOL
I think you meant hermaphrodites
........... Other 1 7.14%
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ow... WHO HERE??!?!
This poll's results were over before it started
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Dave
there are no females on the internet!!
qiuness said:
there are no females on the internet!!
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They could be females on the internet
I am shocked and saddened by a couple of remarks made by some members in this thread. I THOUGHT our mutual love of tech transcended "isms". I thought we were beyond SEXISM. How very, very sad.
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I am shocked and saddened by a couple of remarks made by some members in this thread. I THOUGHT our mutual love of tech transcended "isms". I thought we were beyond SEXISM. How very, very sad.
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So....you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, eh?
No, but, to assume that women can't be interested in tech is ignorant. To imply such is to acknowledge that you are insecure in your masculinity and are seeking a way to feel superior to women.And its also outdated, arachiac, and intellectually backwards. I feel no need to insult someone because they have the unfortunate genes to be born a mere man.
Ouch!
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So....you're one of those "Don't call me a chick" chicks, eh?
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Don't call me a chick! I'm too old for that! Call me an old hen! LOL!
Actually, from where I'm standing, I don't care much about he/she/it! Maybe we all should be it! Or better I.T.!
I want to be an Old Hen, too, woven! I like I.T., too....or perhaps we could be OTHER----ya' know-HUMAN.
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No, but, to assume that women can't be interested in tech is ignorant. To imply such is to acknowledge that you are insecure in your masculinity and are seeking a way to feel superior to women.And its also outdated, arachiac, and intellectually backwards. I feel no need to insult someone because they have the unfortunate genes to be born a mere man.
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You won me over at Witch1 Senior member....
witch1 said:
No, but, to assume that women can't be interested in tech is ignorant. To imply such is to acknowledge that you are insecure in your masculinity and are seeking a way to feel superior to women.And its also outdated, arachiac, and intellectually backwards. I feel no need to insult someone because they have the unfortunate genes to be born a mere man.
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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
I sympathize with you but insulting everyone who is "unfortunate" enough to be born "a mere man" because a couple of people made a generalization just lowers you to their level.
I dont even know what I'm doin in the "Off-topic" section... but this thread was kind of funny.. heh
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It’s that time of the year again, when you are home alone for your birthday. Well, do not worry because your Windows Phone has prepared a cake for you to blow out the candles when the time comes, because that is just how much it loves you and how much you should love it. To make it work, you simply need to blow into your device’s microphone and the candles go out when you apply enough air.
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yes it is.
some (most) of your off topic posts are the complete nonsense, this is going beyond that
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
PurpleLlamaLover said:
OH MY GOODNESS I, AM SHOCKED BY YOUR APPAULING COMMENT! I was saying the quote was sad... not me, now im going to cry in a corner.
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I didn't actually notice the quote until your second post (new forum theme). I thought you were just posting an empty post to see what reaction you get.
I was once told that purple makes you mad...
I guess the sentiments of my first post still stand anyway
LOL. Well I appreciate your sympathy!
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
PurpleLlamaLover said:
I don't use the new template. I think it's ugly and harder to use!
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Agreed.
Only tried it just as I logged on, and your thread was the first thing I (incorrectly) read. It's off now already I like how unique this place looks, and not too bright (harsh on the eyes).
Defenitly, plus the new theme makes everything bigger!
I had to chuckle to myself when i saw that post on the portal, surley not everyone is alone who has a winmo phone?!?!
New theme does make everything to big - I don't like it so much Yay for yellow and brown!
Yea, it makes me wonder bout the developer....
More sad
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I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
I was just saying, it seems like a sad app for lonely people... But anyway, can someone (orb) make a certain thread (national sea monkey day) go on the Portal as an example of what not to put? (Or maybe an example of excellence in the postery category, a little compliment wouldn't hurt )
Ohh I see!
Lol, I´ll see what I can do
WOOT! Now everyone can enjoy the celebration of Sea Monkeys!
orb3000 said:
I think more sad is to see the amount of useless threads you create in off topic
You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community and for some that app could be of liking (not for me).
So we won´t find all the time things we like but hey we are millions here!
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Dude OhhMyyGoood We should raid cuba and their sea monkeys and make it a nation! Well call it Offtopia And you me and thee llamma will rule it! Or he can be the first ever maskot to represent an entire nation
Ooooooh, interesting!
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You must remember that we are a more than 2 mill community[...]
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Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
6 months later and it's still sad
bbobeckyj said:
Wow! I can hardly believe it, just checked, over 2.5 million!!!
When did that happen?
It seems like it wasn't so long ago that I would see just over 1000 members online.
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With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
Coldskiesfullofblue said:
With 2,499,000 that never post. There's still about 1,000 lol
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Oh, there are posters outside of off-topic?
I think I will do that my bday is the 9th of January someone get at me with a blowing out candle app before the 9th so i can blow out my candles an it willl get me modavated enough to develop somtin good for 011 lol ;}
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Hi Today everyone want to develop an App according to his
needs but main problem is they don't know how to develop.
Post your wishes here,
If you were a Developer then what you want to
develop or Port
may be it new idea or its already became an App
good luck..
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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Bumped for the sheer pwnage dished out by a Mr. Orb!
sakai4eva endorses this!
orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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I shall bow to your highness Mr orb
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virus for iphones
Just to be able to give to the community really. The community here that is.
Sent from a world beyond imagination
mprou said:
virus for iphones
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There's an app for that. It's called:
"You're not holding it right"
sakai4eva said:
There's an app for that. It's called:
"You're not holding it right"
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So you are an ifanboy. TRAITOR!!
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dexter93 said:
So you are an ifanboy. TRAITOR!!
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Nope. I'm an iFanBoi fan. I love watching them smash themselves in the face.
Also, I'm implying that Steve Jobs is one of the greatest trolls on the face of the earth.
Am app to wipe the every iphone and blackberrys memory and replace it with a android shell
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An app that would automatically alert me every time my husband (Sparky, for those who don't know) was thinking about doing something stupid.....So I could smack him in the head and stop him. Anyone willing to help?
An app that if i put the idea of an app in it and features i have, it makes the app in an hour or less.
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An app that would automatically alert me every time my husband (Sparky, for those who don't know) was thinking about doing something stupid.....So I could smack him in the head and stop him. Anyone willing to help?
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Reminds me of the idea I had years ago for a sarcasm detector. An app for such would be nice; something to emit a loud beep or vibrate every time someone says or writes something sarcastic, I have many friends/acquaintances who would benefit.
Oh and I wouldn't mind making an android mud client
I would develop an app that cooks for me and washes my clothes!
I would have to buy a lot of android tablets and make a robot out of them haha
Sblood86 said:
Reminds me of the idea I had years ago for a sarcasm detector. An app for such would be nice; something to emit a loud beep or vibrate every time someone says or writes something sarcastic, I have many friends/acquaintances who would benefit.
Oh and I wouldn't mind making an android mud client
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You can thank me later:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2001/02/01/the_color_of_irony/
hahahahahhahaha
orb3000 said:
A tool for automatically move threads to their correct section, and other one to ban noobs asking the same questions again and again....
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dayyumm
Why did you think I bumped it in the first place?
It doesn't happen much, but when it does, that **** has to hurt. Orb own, the worst.
sakai4eva said:
You can thank me later
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haha, thieves stole my idea; awesome
thats great. i will help you ^^
I spend more time in ot than any useful thread. Not complaining, only wondering if anyone else got trapped in here too
Kneel before your Mage-God!
Yes, welcome to OT. You won't be leaving
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
Pardon the pun. but "Resistance is futi...................
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Ha! Perfect, one of my favorite races from my favorite series. Thanks for the welcome guys, it's nice here. Warmer than I would've though for being so far down
Kneel before your Mage-God!
PaganAng3l said:
Ha! Perfect, one of my favorite races from my favorite series. Thanks for the welcome guys, it's nice here. Warmer than I would've though for being so far down
Kneel before your Mage-God!
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Yeah, we're just not warm to the "Just trying to get my 10 posts" noobs. They need to be killed with fire! Or prevented from spamming OT.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
After a while I forgot this is a phone forum. I had a problem once, and searched on google and remembered I'm a member on a phone forum. lol. I only go to my phones forum to get a new rom once in a blue moon.
You can't leave. Pipsqueak guards the door and She bites!
It's a tablet dammit! Not a BIG phone....
There I'd no easy out..that is unless...
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TheRomMistress said:
There I'd no easy out..that is unless...
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Is*
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Pancakess.
it might be off-topic, but i just don't wanna be posting 10 times in a useful thread to say thanks.
so i'm glad there is an off-topic section to get this outta the way so i don't have post thanks in all the threads that helped me not brick my phone!
I'm about to blow up some thanks meters.
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it might be off-topic, but i just don't wanna be posting 10 times in a useful thread to say thanks.
so i'm glad there is an off-topic section to get this outta the way so i don't have post thanks in all the threads that helped me not brick my phone!
I'm about to blow up some thanks meters.
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Grab your torch and pitch forks!!! grrrrr
Stacked like waffles son
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ADB_Initiate said:
it might be off-topic, but i just don't wanna be posting 10 times in a useful thread to say thanks.
so i'm glad there is an off-topic section to get this outta the way so i don't have post thanks in all the threads that helped me not brick my phone!
I'm about to blow up some thanks meters.
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Ruuuuuunnnn!!!!! They have fire!
Kneel before your Mage-God!
PaganAng3l said:
Ruuuuuunnnn!!!!! They have fire!
Kneel before your Mage-God!
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The fire is reserved for the 10post noobs. You need not worry
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m1l4droid said:
There's no exit. Once in off-topic, there's no going back. We are all doomed.
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"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED" - Bender
seemed appropriate
Also I need help findind new music! Created an OT thread and linked some of my favs. HEEEEELP!
Kneel before your Mage-God!
I made it out once about 5 minutes ago i came back in for the first time in about 1 year feels good to be back.
I've never got any thanks in my whole XDA life
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I made it out once about 5 minutes ago i came back in for the first time in about 1 year feels good to be back.
I've never got any thanks in my whole XDA life
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You're back, Where'd you go?
MacaronyMax said:
You're back, Where'd you go?
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On a journey across the galaxies.....
Zd0s said:
On a journey across the galaxies.....
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sounds sweet dude