Just got this done Saturday!
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Middle of the process...
Filled in.. looks really bad...
**** your life. Why would you even get an Apple logo and share it on a mainly Android forum?
Skellyyy said:
**** your life. Why would you even get an Apple logo and share it on a mainly Android forum?
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Because it was a stupid mistake to get it in the first place.
lol... Post it at iPD
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Was any type of hallucinogens or heavy alcohol involved on this mistake?
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The bad thing is.... not at all. Ha Ha Ha.
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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The bad thing is.... not at all. Ha Ha Ha.
It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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I would ask for my money back anyway and then punch small mammals while waiting for my money
Do you suffer from bouts of stupidity???
G2 with meXdroid GingerMex Habanero
Worst....idea....ever
I applaud you in at least you provided pics of said tattoo in the initial post. Well done.
I must say this though, the placement of the tattoo is hilarious. Lol.
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It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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dont listen to them , a free tatoo is always welcome ...
but whats up with the logo being filled in on one pic and clear in the other
looked better in the first one brah ..
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It was a tattoo, and it was free.. I was like welp im in.
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Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.
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Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.
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They're similar words to what got said to me on Omegle once
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They're similar words to what got said to me on Omegle once
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I remember that!
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
already has a tattoo, nothing can change it, I like it, but I suggest next, or, for example on the wrist, to make the Android logo, or better yet, on the back, so big, Android ... a beautiful thing ...
ewwwww I feel bad for you... LoL!!!
EuroSpeed said:
I applaud you in at least you provided pics of said tattoo in the initial post. Well done.
I must say this though, the placement of the tattoo is hilarious. Lol.
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Ahaha I totally agree..You got it in a spot where girls usually get butterflies or other girly artifacts..Now all you gotta get is a playboy bunny on the other hip and its complete
Ill do it!!! But I need $$ not euros....o ns some smarties
xaccers said:
Hello,
I have been contacted by a Christian Doctor in Nigeria who has access to $14,000,000 but requires Western help to release it, in exchange for £200 he will transfer £800,000 into my bank account.
I'm a bit short at the moment, but if you post me the money, I'll split the the money with you, I don't need more than £100,000 leaving you £700,000.
This is a once in a life time oppertunity.
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A free tattoo is usually a bad idea. A tattoo is permanent and paying for quality work is a necessity. I have quite a few and I'm happy with all of my work. Once it heals, you may be able to have someone fix it.
What happened is they went too deep and/or overworked the area. Good luck with that one.
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I like Apple products, but not this much.
Related
Since he "came" back he has been tweeting that he has been making nexus ports and liquid ports for the g1. The day the Nexus Once came out he said he had a bunch and was selling it for a discounted price (like around $430 unlocked).
Turns out he was lying about the the ports (they never existed) and he scammed the people who bought the nexus one off of him. After he got the money he was never on twitter for about a week or two. After seeing all the stuff about him scamming people he decided to return the money. He said he was going to but his paypal account was frozen. Then he deleted his twitter account.
Well at the end what goes around comes around (that is the saying right?) He is going back to jail.
Just felt like sharing that. I was hoping Drizzy will redeem himself but he is just a lying, cheating stupid @$$ douche bag. NEVER, EVER SUPPORT HIM UNTIL HE ACTUALLY DECIDES TO TURN HIS LIFE AROUND.
If any of this isn't true please post a reply. I heard this from various tweets from Android Devs and it is a topic ( http://twitter.com/#search?q=#drizzyscandal )
Drizzy's lame excuse
Thanks to http://twitter.com/Momohammed20 for the pics
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No... I don't think so.
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never heard of him b4 but id say he wasnt very good.
flyboy
psolunke said:
No... I don't think so.
.........
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what are you talking about? this is true if you been following android devs on twitter.
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what are you talking about? this is true if you been following android devs on twitter.
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You have to remember that 95% of xda is outside of our Android world
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You have to remember that 95% of xda is outside of our Android world
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yeah. I was just wondering what this guy was talking about
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You have to remember that 95% of xda is outside of our Android world
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Only people from the dream section would know everyone else will be like "who the hell is that" they dont know about drizzy.I would watch what i say though.
Dude Drizzy in jail... neva woulda thought it...
G1BRICKED said:
Dude Drizzy in jail... neva woulda thought it...
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got proof?
Dats not what I said it was a question inna way cuz op said it...
"Well at the end what goes around comes around (that is the saying right?) He is going back to jail."
Once a scammer, always a scammer. Just like when he tried to scam a phone from an xda member: hxxp://forum.xda-developers.com/showpost.php?p=4750680&postcount=2831
Its an interesting post, by the way...if anyone needs to get in "contact" with Drizzy.
Nuff said.
dam what a schmuck... I'm sure the loosening of his anus while he's in jail might spur him into some reflecting on the decisions he has made
I dont think dudes in jail guys hes signed on g talk and has been on Xbox LIVE quite a bit. Unless the prison system changed up and allows that **** now??!!
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I dont think dudes in jail guys hes signed on g talk and has been on Xbox LIVE quite a bit. Unless the prison system changed up and allows that **** now??!!
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that's what I heard from SirMez. or He could be under house arrest?
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that's what I heard from SirMez. or He could be under house arrest?
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Drizzy just got OUT of jail. That's probably what he meant.
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Drizzy just got OUT of jail. That's probably what he meant.
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I knew that
That is why he was on twitter posting fake ROMs all the time!
I hope he goes back to jail. He is a dirty thief and should rot in prison for that.
what's his xbox live name...i'll scrape this nub
tlglegacy said:
what's his xbox live name...i'll scrape this nub
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Pretty sure it is harddaez, if not that then thank_m3_later
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Pretty sure it is harddaez, if not that then thank_m3_later
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haha alright i'll add him and **** on him
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
qipengart said:
What is the best advice (one-line) for a nerd who uses XDA Developers?
I am still single currently. Thanks.
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Spend time when not on the forums, genuinely talking to the women around you.
Good Luck.
i read in mens health that thursdays are also the day women seem to prefer going on dates... maybe that will help?
Dont call urself a nerd
Also , dont think of urself as a nerd
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
chopper the dog said:
If she is not running a custom rom on her device. Move on.
good day.
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lol yea
show her how smart you are with phones
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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qipengart said:
Thanks... I admit not really being a nerd but I look like one.
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Chav up a lil bit then
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Chav up a lil bit then
(Jk by the way )
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Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
flyboyovyick said:
Your not a chav are you?
I hate chavs
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Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
M_T_M said:
Fr the ignorants like me
I searched for "Chavs" and found this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chav
And this
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You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
flyboyovyick said:
You didn't know what a chav is????
Are you american??????
Thats why!!
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
He cant be a chav cuz then he'd have tons of chavettes
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Ah... I thought it was a World thing but only UK
Naa.. Im not a chav I wouldn't be so awesome if i was
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Only us brits are like chavs bruv.
Go talk to women and spend a little time with your phones etc. So you're world will be opened of hot chicks :$.
Thanks for the advice
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The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
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Back when I was single and going to therapy, my therapist talked about parties; having/hosting parties, attending parties, etc.
Then I became a therapist and it's exactly what's best: build a social circle through networking and the best way of doing that is with involvement in parties.
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^ This. 100% this.
the-equinoxe said:
The best advice is:
1-Don't take advice from us,
2-ask /b/ @ 4chan, they give the best advice
3 ??
4 profit
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I agree with this one 100%!
#3 would be...take a walk around the mall, "double take" of the cute girl walking by, go shopping @ Anchor Blue and get some non nerdy clothes
I was going around reading some forums and I came across this.
"You know how some cars just look like chick cars and when guys drive them it always looks kinda gay? The iPhone is like that!"
I gotta admit that was pretty funny.
Now I'm asking people if they have something similar to that just to have a good laugh.
Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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Nice ones for the off topic section
We need a bit more of LOL..That didn't make much of sound..!
NightSidew1nd3r said:
Someone asked chuck Norris why he doesnt have an iphone, he replied same reason I dont use tampons
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I like this one lol facebook, here i come...
Pefect thread for this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0&feature=player_embedded#!
Nothing says I'm an d!ck head more than having "Sent from my iPhone" at the end of every email
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lol
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lol
maheshpatel said:
lol
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lol
hold it in mid air!
flyboyovyick said:
lol
hold it in mid air!
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Thanks god he didn't ask to use it as a dildo!!!
God I love how mature this community is...
maheshpatel said:
lol
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Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".
AdrianK said:
God I love how mature this community is...
Authenticity fail, Apple never uses the word "the".
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Nice Catch
Lol!
Nice one
Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone
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Eh I'm bored so here's one
I just bought a new iPod touch, it's like an iPhone except you can't make calls .... Oh wait, it's just like an iPhone
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lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol
Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more
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Haha!
My Mac is broke, MagSafe won't charge it, owell it's under warranty, hopefully apple will replace it so when I sell it I get more
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lmfaosmiacbihuuatoitr!!!!!
flyboyovyick said:
lol
Found this on a Machin**** forum:
My old Apple G3 Tower has become so slow.
This morning I logged into "Just 18" porno website.
By the time the first page had loaded, all the girls looked like they were in their mid 40s.
lolololol
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This one was hilarious.
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why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it
husam666 said:
why does iphone has a g sensor,
to know in what direction it is spinning before it hits the wall
why does iphone 4 have front camera, so that apple know that the user wasnt pissing on it and claiming that he spilled apple juice all over it
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lollollollol
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse, and end it with a gratuitous reference to violence.
sakai4eva said:
Simple!
I'm sick of making offers that can't be refused, so here's the game:
Make the previous poster an offer that they can't refuse.
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You will die in ot
dexter93 said:
You will die in ot
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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I probably would.
You will fap to this picture:
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You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
dexter93 said:
You will marry and have kids with any female person's pic you post
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Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
sakai4eva said:
Sorry, girl of my dreams is walking in and out of my mind. For real.
Make me a sammich.
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The girl of your dreams will be zombified and you will have to kil her
Refuse this offer.
mercianary said:
Refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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Don't refuse this offer.
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How could i
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Refuse IT!!!
Why do i feel that this thread is slowly becoming like the
Three word story.....
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I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't resist:
Don't you dare compare this thread to the three word story carp.
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Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
davidrules7778 said:
Dont dare u spell crap right
Also this is kinda like the corrupt the wish thread
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I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Sleep with this 500+ lbs fat chick, or get raped by Franky, the disease ridden jiggalo.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
sakai4eva said:
I'll make you an offer you can't refuse:
Listen to Rebecca Black's Friday on a 10-hour loop.
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Listen to it with me.
He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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He listens to it with you with headphones on playing one less lonely girl on a 10 hour loop.
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Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
sakai4eva said:
Sing Friday at the top of your lungs or I'll cap yer knees.
p/s: I finally figured out what's missing, gratuitous references to violence!
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I accept your offer but I lose my voice before singing. Haha
Now you have to go find the nastiest man you know and take him to dinner and a movie . Or I shoot you in the arm and spray pepper spray in the the wound.
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XDA is known for being the place for anyone who has enough brains to customize and tweak the Android or WP phone in order to make the full use of the phone, and not only use stock stuff and wait for updates.
Even when you press Ctrl+D ( bookmark the site ) it says Android and Windows.
So it is odd for me to see a forum for Icra...*clear throat*phone on XDA, and even being the first device forum on the list.
It does take you to another site and not stay on the XDA forum site as the other device forums, but I can't wonder as to what this supposedly phone... device... thing ( you get the point ), has to do of being shown on XDA's forums?
HTC DHD
It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
You think THAT's weird? the weirdest thing i have seen in xda ( apart from mtm ) was a man trading his car for a phone
dexter93 said:
You think THAT's weird? the weirdest thing i have seen in xda ( apart from mtm ) was a man trading his car for a phone
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Link or it didn't happen
got that part
conantroutman said:
It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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after all, it says XDA in fine print under the.. devices name on the site, AND it is shown on XDA.
Shouldn't it than be on the bottom of the list instead of the top? or have a a link from the portal?
I'm just being petty about it. plus I'm bored of the internet.
And I have a co-worker here with me who has an Iphone, so I'm trying to make him mad for wasting money of such a thing.
For example, when he was not looking, I switched his SIM card to a blank T mobile SIM (we don't have that company here at all, son't ask where I got the SIM ). he didn't understand what is going on becasue when he checked for a SIM he saw that there is one installed. Iphone users... not bright.
deliriousDroid said:
Link or it didn't happen
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here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729
dexter93 said:
here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729
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My side hurts from reading the post.
The car IS in good condition, I give him that.
dexter93 said:
here... its still open
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1424729
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Bahahaha, that just made my day
oradul said:
My side hurts from reading the post.
The car IS in good condition, I give him that.
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see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!
dexter93 said:
see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!
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I would have thanked you for the post, but the car is for the wrong side of the road. SO I can't use it, Thus no thanks.
dexter93 said:
see? you havent seen nothing... this xda. we are crazy
now thank me or i ban you!
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Still much you have to learn young padawan. Only the dark side this power has.
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I would have thanked you for the post, but the car is for the wrong side of the road. SO I can't use it, Thus no thanks.
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I suppose you didnt know that a car can be driven on any side of the road no matter where the drivers seat is ?
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dexter93 said:
I suppose you didnt know that a car can be driven on any side of the road no matter where the drivers seat is ?
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I will teach you a new word, it is "Sarcasm". You are welcome.
conantroutman said:
It's our sister site.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
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More like the weird cousin that's locked in the Basement!
DirkGently said:
More like the weird cousin that's locked in the Basement!
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If only it WAS locked in the basement. Like the inbred child from Harlod and Kumar.
Ironically, the title of this thread is pretty apt.......
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Ironically, the title of this thread is pretty apt.......
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apt as in appropriate or as in that it has a tendency to do something?
oradul said:
apt as in appropriate or as in that it has a tendency to do something?
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Have a guess....
Why do people hate on the iPhone so much. It's just another phone. Give me one paragraph to why you hate the iPhone so much. GO! (PS, don't copy from other sites)
jaszek said:
Why do people hate on the iPhone so much. It's just another phone. Give me one paragraph to why you hate the iPhone so much. GO! (PS, don't copy from other sites)
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Apple.
Purveyors of dodgy business practices and questionable ethics. Patent trolls and masters of the Walled Garden, with their over-inflated pricing and yuppie appeal. I hate Patent trolls and yuppie's!
The phone's a load of rubbish too!