As I see it. - Off-topic

As I see it, there are no intelligent people left on this planet let alone this forum. Gone are the days where people had any sense about them and could piece together a logical thought. Gone are the days where you didn't have to worry about every person's "feelings", now you have to baby them like they're straight from the womb, constantly checking your words to see if someone somewhere might get a stick up their ass and ***** to high heaven because you didn't take into account their precious delicate psyche.
ITT: I hate everything.
Post things as you see it. Let's see how much cynicism we can fit into one thread.

Really? Whenever I say something I don't care about the persons feelings. I am very open and tell them what I really feel, and how much I dislike them. I don't baby anybody around. I piece logical thoughts, and once it's delivered, I hope it makes the receiver depressed.

Nice words... keep it up...

gracyj said:
Nice words... keep it up...
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uhhhh....Thanks?

ridethelight said:
Gone are the days where people had any sense about them and could piece together a logical thought.
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I don't recall the days where people were smarter. Frankly, they have always been stupid. Unfortunately...
ridethelight said:
Let's see how much cynicism we can fit into one thread
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You will not get cynicism out of me, only because what you said is not enough to describe the truth. :-/

ridethelight said:
As I see it, there are no intelligent people left on this planet let alone this forum. Gone are the days where people had any sense about them and could piece together a logical thought. Gone are the days where you didn't have to worry about every person's "feelings", now you have to baby them like they're straight from the womb, constantly checking your words to see if someone somewhere might get a stick up their ass and ***** to high heaven because you didn't take into account their precious delicate psyche.
ITT: I hate everything.
Post things as you see it. Let's see how much cynicism we can fit into one thread.
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Sounds like somebody forgot to baby your delicate feelings...
Scent phrum mie fone!

westicle said:
Sounds like somebody forgot to baby your delicate feelings...
Scent phrum mie fone!
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Raw stupidity fired like a canon at my face will do that.

ridethelight said:
Raw stupidity fired like a canon at my face will do that.
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I see...maybe this random photo of my crazy cat will make u a bit happier.
If not, let me know, cuz I have a metric ****-ton of random photos I can hook this thread up with.
Scent phrum mie fone!

It's a forum, do we NEED to form intelligent thought in a place where there is no need? Not likely. Unless you really actually have something intelligent to say then don't expect an intelligent answer in reply.
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
Your cynicism won't get you anywhere, the only thing it'll do is make you seem like a child who lets evey little thing upset them so they need to post about it in the off-topic.
It's not like we're but intelligent, on the contrary, we actually have enough intelligence to know that you don't live forever so why make everything so serious?
Twitch, out
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-

twitch153 said:
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
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HA......
This suggests to me that you very rarely set foot outside OT
About 70% of the threads on XDA must be something along the lines of...
"Duuuhh me gone make a boo boo wit my fone. Dun sum radio thing that make the black screen go on.... now me cant turn on fone.... I CAN HAZ BRICK??.......
Also, Y duz my fone smell like vegetables......???? PLEASE HELP URGENT!!!!!!!!"

twitch153 said:
It's a forum, do we NEED to form intelligent thought in a place where there is no need? Not likely. Unless you really actually have something intelligent to say then don't expect an intelligent answer in reply.
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
Your cynicism won't get you anywhere, the only thing it'll do is make you seem like a child who lets evey little thing upset them so they need to post about it in the off-topic.
It's not like we're but intelligent, on the contrary, we actually have enough intelligence to know that you don't live forever so why make everything so serious?
Twitch, out
-If ignorance is bliss why aren't you smiling?-
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I posted it in OT so I wouldn't get banned by the Nerd Brigade and their team of whiny moderators who deal out infractions and bans like candy to anyone who says something other than "niZE ROM DOOD *gulg gulg gulg*" I'm just sick of stupid people so much. "why make everything so serious?" That is exactly my point.

ridethelight said:
I posted it in OT so I wouldn't get banned by the Nerd Brigade and their team of whiny moderators who deal out infractions and bans like candy to anyone who says something other than "niZE ROM DOOD *gulg gulg gulg*" I'm just sick of stupid people so much. "why make everything so serious?" That is exactly my point.
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And what ROM have you contributed? Have you contributed anything to this site? Or are you just a whiny person who expects the "nerd brigade" to make **** for them?
You should probably stop your *****ing, and you should also realize that there are mods in this section too, crybaby.
Scent phrum mie fone!

ridethelight said:
I posted it in OT so I wouldn't get banned by the Nerd Brigade and their team of whiny moderators who deal out infractions and bans like candy to anyone who says something other than "niZE ROM DOOD *gulg gulg gulg*" I'm just sick of stupid people so much. "why make everything so serious?" That is exactly my point.
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Words hurt you know....
Sent from my fingers to your face...

conantroutman said:
Words hurt you know....
Sent from my fingers to your face...
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Emo mod coming through
JK

twitch153 said:
You have to remember that we all have some sort of intelligence, or else we'd all have bricked phones from flashing the wrong radio or something like that.
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That's never happened to me

westicle said:
And what ROM have you contributed? Have you contributed anything to this site? Or are you just a whiny person who expects the "nerd brigade" to make **** for them?
You should probably stop your *****ing, and you should also realize that there are mods in this section too, crybaby.
Scent phrum mie fone!
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You've never once complained about anything above your skill set? Not once in your life? Stop *****ing about my *****ing!

conantroutman said:
Words hurt you know....
Sent from my fingers to your face...
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The fact that you can read what I said and not have a meltdown means I'm not talking about you.

ridethelight said:
The fact that you can read what I said and not have a meltdown means I'm not talking about you.
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chill out a little mate.

conantroutman said:
HA......
This suggests to me that you very rarely set foot outside OT
About 70% of the threads on XDA must be something along the lines of...
"Duuuhh me gone make a boo boo wit my fone. Dun sum radio thing that make the black screen go on.... now me cant turn on fone.... I CAN HAZ BRICK??.......
Also, Y duz my fone smell like vegetables......???? PLEASE HELP URGENT!!!!!!!!"
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hey! its not nice to quote me.. i dont care if u are a modz!!!!!

ridethelight said:
You've never once complained about anything above your skill set? Not once in your life? Stop *****ing about my *****ing!
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Its gonna be ok, I'm sure your husband will be along shortly to listen to your complaints.....
Perhaps it's your time of the month? I know how testy you little ladies can be when your Aunt Flo stops by....
Scent phrum mie fone!

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The People on the WP7 section.....

Hello everyone. I've been reading up on the WP7 section this week, and certain people over there are really angering me. Namely, "Wincape" RustyGrom" and "satshef". They are always boasting how great WP7 will be, while it may become a great thing when released we honestly don't know. Everytime someone brings Android up they go completely crazy and in some sort of "denial" thing that seems like an act of jealousy to me. Here is an example.
satchef1 said:
I've tried Android and didn't really like it. In a post-iPhone world I don't think it cuts the mustard, it's basically Google's take on Symbian/WinMo.
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RustyGrom said:
Yes, because Android is low-end phones, and is more considered a take on Symbian than iPhone, in the first place. Android's success is due to most devices it's sold on is cheap hardware
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Windcape said:
Just get back to whatever Android scrub forum you came from already. Useless troll.
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Now those for sure are total lies. Android was made to compete with iPhone, just like everything else is in America. These are the type of bashing comments they make when Android is mentioned. They never point out any benefits it may have, just negative things or negative assumptions.
I have nothing against any of the smartphone OS's out their since I have pretty much used all of them. So, this isn't really a big deal to me, but It just makes me mad a little bit. Android has many benefits, just like WM (which I loved), IOS and the others.
BTW: I recyled this thread from an old thread, so..... If it crashes and burns I didn't waste space
Great you edited this thread instead creating a new one!!!
You are making some progress here
Don´t take any comment as personal, remember we are more than 2 mill members and some of them, like me, show their love to WP7 and don´t give a cent for Android
You have to respect that, so move on and don´t make this affect your sensible llama heart...
Is that your scarf and mustaches?
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NVM...........
Bumpity bump. New topic!
Recycling topics! That's too ramdom even for you!
On topic: ohhh, well, there are two topics here, so... I give up, I'll always be off-topic.
Hmm.... you just confuzzled me....
Purple Drama Llama said:
Hello everyone. I've been reading up on the WP7 section this week, and certain people over there are really angering me. Namely, "Wincape" RustyGrom" and "satshef". They are always boasting how great WP7 will be, while it may become a great thing when released we honestly don't know. Everytime someone brings Android up they go completely crazy and in some sort of "denial" thing that seems like an act of jealousy to me. Here is an example. .
Now those for sure are total lies. Android was made to compete with iPhone, just like everything else is in America. These are the type of bashing comments they make when Android is mentioned. They never point out any benefits it may have, just negative things or negative assumptions.
I have nothing against any of the smartphone OS's out their since I have pretty much used all of them. So, this isn't really a big deal to me, but It just makes me mad a little bit. Android has many benefits, just like WM (which I loved), IOS and the others.
BTW: I recyled this thread from an old thread, so..... If it crashes and burns I didn't waste space
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Yep windcape flames every little Android user. Sad innit?
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Purple Drama Llama said:
Hmm.... you just confuzzled me....
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Mission acomplished!
Alex530 said:
Yep windcape flames every little Android user. Sad innit?
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Very sad... he angers me
vmiguel said:
Mission acomplished!
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Oh no you didn't!
A small personal observation, if I may dear Llama...
There seems to be more drama and flaming in the Android forums than elsewhere. WinMo folks seem more uhh... civilized. Now I have not spent much time reading in the WP7 forums so I can't comment on that.
freeincolorado said:
A small personal observation, if I may dear Llama...
There seems to be more drama and flaming in the Android forums than elsewhere. WinMo folks seem more uhh... civilized. Now I have not spent much time reading in the WP7 forums so I can't comment on that.
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Oh, I know.... WM people are mello.... I still use it (did for years) But the WP7 people think they know all about it and it's gonna be better because of these "hubs" and everyones gonna be worshiping it..... They are so vicious..... I'm not one to defend a platform, or anything but it annoys me. Who cares who is on top or not. If you like it, your still going to use it regardless if it's popular ot not. It's just a phone
^^Amen to that. It all comes down to personal preferences. No need to be a jerk because someone uses a device or platform you don't like (even an iphone).
freeincolorado said:
^^Amen to that. It all comes down to personal preferences. No need to be a jerk because someone uses a device or platform you don't like (even an iphone).
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Yup, and that's what the WP7 people do. They flame you if you even mention robots and desserts....
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(...) Who cares who is on top or not. (...)
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I care!!!
Purple Drama Llama said:
Yup, and that's what the WP7 people do. They flame you if you even mention robots and desserts....
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Hmmm... Are we talking common, everyday robots like the ones used on assembly lines or are we talking about cute, heroic robots like R2D2 or Johnny 5?
Who doesn't like desserts? I'll tell you who... nobody. That's who.
freeincolorado said:
Hmmm... Are we talking common, everyday robots like the ones used on assembly lines or are we talking about cute, heroic robots like R2D2 or Johnny 5?
Who doesn't like desserts? I'll tell you who... nobody. That's who.
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ANY ROBOTS ! And obviously Windcape thinks desserts are "flamers that need to go back to the android subforum they came from...."
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ANY ROBOTS ! And obviously Windcape thinks desserts are "flamers that need to go back to the android subforum they came from...."
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Well, that just isn't right. What is the world coming too?
freeincolorado said:
Well, that just isn't right. What is the world coming too?
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Lolipops and rainbows obviously....

Rants thread

Post All Your Rants About Anything You Want....
Try to keep it clean...
Hopefully this wont get deleted...
My Rant to start:
I hate when driving behind someone and they want to make a right hand or left hand turn and turn from the driving lane when there is a perfectly good turn lane.
Dear Apple:
Why you have underhanded techniques to try and muscle out the competition?!
Why can't you just....I don't know....NOT SUCK!?
I think I've lost the little respect for apple that could possibly exist inside the deepest depths of my heart.
But of course the masses of the world will be like "IOS is so revolutionary!" They've just caught up with everyone else!
They still blow.
//rant
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
Apple, Police, My phone.... Get your act together
/rant
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davidrules7778 said:
Dear XDA,
Please stop loading so slowly!!!
It is very irritating!!!!!
Please FIX!!!
\RANT
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Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
/Begin Rant
Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
/End Rant
TheRomMistress said:
Funny, I have no issues with XDA loading slowly?
/Begin Rant
Who's idea was it to combine peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated but peanut butter gets to hard when its in the fridge. Who wants to spread hard PB on their sandwhich? I mean COME ON PEOPLE! Stop being so lazy and spread the smooth PB on one side from its own container and the cold jelly on the otherside. It is not rocket science.
Sigh, ok i'm done. Thanks for letting me vent.
/End Rant
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Its fine now, but earlier i want to beat it with a stick LOL
I hate when people call android "DROIDS" and i also hate when everyone wants an ipad, when they are just an oversized iphone or ipod touch for another 400 bucks more I think tablets and ipads are way overrated.
Why can't summer and winter join forces (pun?) together and keep it spring all year long?
Fall is nice, except I gotta rake the dreaded fallen leaves.
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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LMAO^^^
When I'm on my bike, why do people in cars only look left when I'm coming coming from the right?
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Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Why can't MEN (Sparky) put dirty clothes...in say....the clothes hamper? As opposed to my bathroom floor.
(I get the pile theory, I do. Just keep your damn dirty pile OFF MY FLOOR.) Thank you.
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Couple of things that need to be adressed here
TheRomMistress said:
I mean, jelly needs to be refrigerated....
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First off, I think you mean "Jam" or "Fruit Preserve"....
This is jelly...........
And as for keeping it in the fridge..... well thats just wrong. Its almost as bad as keeping tomato sauce in the fridge....
Secondly, and more importantly......
DO NOT start a rant thread if your "rant" is only one line long
Thats not a rant............
Thats nothing but a minor gripe........
If your gonna rant, RANT. Dont just throw out a tiddly little one liner and expect people to feel sorry for you. You need to make them feel your pain!
Your need to spew absolute bile and vitriol at whatever it is thats grinding your gears.
I dont expect to come in here and see a threads called "Rants Thread" only to open it up and find you crying into your soup because someone cut across you on your way home from work....
I want to experience a level of anger not seen since that video of the angry german kid smashing his keyboard to bits! I want to believe your so absolutely livid with rage that you would punch your own mother full force in the face if she popped her head around the door to offer you a cup of tea!
There should be pictures of you stood on the roof of your house with a megaphone in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other screaming blue murder at the cops below.
There should be ridiculous amounts of the most vile and offensive profanity imaginable, language of such a filthy and depraved nature that it would make a sailor blush.(but not on XDA
It beggars belief that this is what passes for a rant these days. In my day rants would go on for days..........
Thats the problem with "da yoof" of today, theres no passion. Nothing gets your blood pumping except Justin Bieber and the new limited edition flavour of Doritos.
Back in my day rants would go on for days. You could walk into any pub and find an old man in the corner jabbering on for hours putting the world to rights. You come back 2 hours later and he's still be going. Come back in another 2 hours and he'd be starting all over again from the beginning.
And thats another thing, whats up with pubs these days?
They dont even smell like pubs anymore, I remember when you walk past a pub at any hour of the day and smell nothing but stale beer and cheese and onion crisps. (Thats right crisps not "chips", chips is the correct name for "fries" ). Pubs nowadays smell like the perfume counter at an overpriced department store....They dont even sell pickled eggs
They're just filled with overgroomed morons with stupid hairdos wearing T-shirts sporting the name of a Japanese city they've probably never heard of and a random number! Pffft most places dont even serve a decent pint. Its all watered down continental lagers that think they're better than a real pint because they're made with some obscure type of hops and barley cmobination. They dont even let you re-use your glass after your finished your drink because the health and safety types might wet they're pants if they see someone using the same glass for two drinks in a row. Its H&S gone mad thats what it is!!
Like those kids that werent even allowed to play conkers at school without safety goggles, they probably had to walk through some bleak inner city craphole full of junkies and degenerates all by themselves to get to school in the first place because they're lazy benefit cheating parents couldnt be bothered to get off they're lazy ass and take them, but OHHH NOOOOO, heaven forbid they should play conkers and maybe get hit in the face by a tiny little fragment of some overgrown seed......
Not that kids these days can even get hold of a decent conker these days, back in the day you could find them everywhere, big as a cats head.
Like that cat from next door, always coming across into my garden and crapping all over my prize begonias. I oughta set up a snipers nest in my loft and wait for it to come creeping in one night then.... BOOOOM..... headshot!!
Of course, I'd be in the wrong.....
"It was just a defenceless kitty " they'd cry......
Bah, It was trespassing on my property and I was defending myself. Whats the world coming too when a man cant even defend his own home from being attacked by his neighbours rogue feline??
This countrys gone to the dogs I tell you..............
Anyway, I dont have time for this I need to go and teach that bloody cat a lesson..........
tl : dr
NEED MOAR RANTZ
(Disclaimer, I do not kill cats and have no intention to do so. No cats were harmed during the typing of this post)
^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
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^^Now that was a rant!
Well played sir.
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Errr......well...after the one above, is there any more need for this thread to even exist?
I was going to rant about rants that ranting people rant about whilst being ranted for ranting for ranters that rant about rants but... never mind I guess
orb3000 said:
Dear OP,
Why not looking before creating another rant thread?
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Well, this is for all rants and not just one rant per thread if you mods want to throw it away thats fine, or how about a giant merge but that may be too much work.. So Mods do what you want, i don't care.
End of not a rant
Rant: I HATE PANTS
Yeah, that's all.
"PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN"
Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
davidrules7778 said:
Dear XDA,
HOW LONG IS IT GOING TO BE TIL THE MULTI QUOTE BUTTON WORK?!!!!?
Its causing me to multipost
/Rant
Sorry its not long, but usually my rants are short..
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Exactly! The damn button doesn't work and I have to open quote in multiple tabs and because my computer is slow, it freezes and crashes! I have to turn it back on again (it takes forever to boot) and the god damn button still doesn't work! Oh, and did I mention you have to find a link if you want to put a picture in a post?? If I want to put a pic in a post, I have to first upload it to some stupid site and it takes forever with my slow connection! I don't want my picture as a god damn attachement! Oh, and weather is **** here, and that's because of XDA!! I also blame XDA for global warming!!!*
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*What I said, is not 100% true. By reading this you agree with the fact, that I'm more awesome than you.
idavid_ said:
...I also blame XDA for global warming!
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how can I approach a stranger?

Hi guys, I just need your tips about my situation.
Whenever I go home from school I ride the bus. Now earlier this afternoon, there's this girl that I want to befriend but don't know how to start. So yes, we go to the same school, and I already saw her several times on that bus stop.
I'm afraid that when I just started talking to her she'll go away. any tips?
Well, your asking on xda. So you must be a smartphone junkie. Show what phone you got and all the mods and roms, if you do that and ask her if she would like to the same to hers
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Seriously, don't approach her. It may seem creepy, as if you're some desperate stranger that will try and chat up anyone on sight.
Just smile if you make eye contact, but PLEASE don't sit there staring at her. That's not natural eye contact - it's called stalking.
After a few days of smiles, say "Hi", but still never take it further than that. Then, after maybe a couple of weeks of regularly saying "Hi" and smiling at each other, let her get on the bus first and sit behind her and just hope something comes natural.
Basically, if you force it then you may well scare the crap out of her. You'll be labelled as the creepy guy who stares at girls and follows them. Just be casual and take your time. That's the main thing - take your time.
Good luck mate
Edit: Thinking about it, if you've got something in common that you know about then just try and start a conversation about that. It's just not advised to go, "Er... hello" and stand there looking at her
Walk up to her and ask "Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"
Ib4PedoBear
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Everything that JCM just said! I've actually had the 'Bus' experience. Had i actually had the forethought at the time to ask a random girl for her number, i may have gotten somewhere. An 'eyes+body language' flirtation doesn't go anywhere unless you capitalise on it at the time!
AlanR is a classic example of 'post what i should have done instead of what i actually did' syndrome. I know it feels impossible to be in that situation and do anything about it at that age, but as you get older you realise that **** like this is likely to be the least stressful thing you'll ever have to deal with in your everyday life!
JCM and i are both dealing with relationship demons that haunt us..not because we lack the guts to go for it...but because we have our baggage. boborone certainly doesn't lack the balls to 'go for it'. He has more girls in the Black Book than most of us could ever dream of! It's our experiences that stupidly hold us back!
If you think you have something to lose by approaching a random woman and asking her out, it's your own stupidity and immaturity that's holding you back, nothing else. If you fail and they say no, what of it? You still have a dozen or so people that know and love you! Move on to the next one that appreciates you for who you are.
Life is way to short to be embarrassed because you made a fool of yourself. Seriously, if you spend your one life worrying about **** like that, you've totally wasted it!
Be a fool, act self-conscious and embarrassed, end up with egg on your face... but for ****ssake go for it in the first place! How long exactly do you think a life lasts??
johncmolyneux said:
Seriously, don't approach her. It may seem creepy, as if you're some desperate stranger that will try and chat up anyone on sight.
Just smile if you make eye contact, but PLEASE don't sit there staring at her. That's not natural eye contact - it's called stalking.
After a few days of smiles, say "Hi", but still never take it further than that. Then, after maybe a couple of weeks of regularly saying "Hi" and smiling at each other, let her get on the bus first and sit behind her and just hope something comes natural.
Basically, if you force it then you may well scare the crap out of her. You'll be labelled as the creepy guy who stares at girls and follows them. Just be casual and take your time. That's the main thing - take your time.
Good luck mate
Edit: Thinking about it, if you've got something in common that you know about then just try and start a conversation about that. It's just not advised to go, "Er... hello" and stand there looking at her
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Makes sense to me. Thank you.
This thing is really new to me that's why I'm asking. I've never had any friend other than my childhood batchmates/classmates for over 10 years. so now I'm on college it's totally a different atmosphere especially I just moved here at the US. My accent is also a hindrance for my confidence.
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My accent is also a hindrance for my confidence.
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Dude, unless it's a super heavy Asian or Arab accent, she'll get wet just hearing you say the alphabet. Chicks swoon over a dude with an accent. You gotta go for it, ignore the "don't talk to her" poppycock. Just strike up a casual conversation about the crackhead bus driver or changing weather or something. If you don't get in there she will move on and you will miss your shot. If she is too much of a ***** to be friendly back then she can kick rocks. You wouldn't want to be with someone like that anyway.
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approach her and with a twinkle in your eyes tell her 'When God made woman he made you then broke the mold so there would be only one of you' If she peppers sprays you then it's a no.
Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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If she is too much of a ***** to be friendly back then she can kick rocks. You wouldn't want to be with someone like that anyway.
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Well that's the problem my friend, just a look at her face I can tell that she's very kind. Not just one of those dumb *****es.
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Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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That would be an utter disaster.
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That would be an utter disaster.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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You really like that pic, don't you?
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TravisBean said:
Ask her if she likes cow's milk.
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Lol!
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You really like that pic, don't you?
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Every time I see an lol worthy moment, I post it.
Or would you rather have this:
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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Every time I see an lol worthy moment, I post it.
Or would you rather have this:
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
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LOL
I challenge you.... Do it now
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
dexter93 said:
LOL
I challenge you.... Do it now
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
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Okay, a correction. Every time I am involved in a moment aahs I find it funny, occasionally I'll post that picture.
-How cruel is the golden rule, when the lives we live are all golden plated-
Here is the best tip... On Monday wear your tightest jeans and try to work up a boner just before you get on the bus. Then as you hop on to the bus, stand in front of her and watch if you catch her staring at your man bone. If she does, just try to give her that little porn smirk and go on from there. Trust me, works all the time on amateur porn videos.
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Dude WTF I made the.exact same thread but the Rom Mistress closed it¡ i also wanna know...i like this girl bit dont know how to approach her
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"I don't normally do this, but I felt compelled to tell you something. You have an absolutely breath-taking... heiney. I mean, that thing's good. I wanna be friends with it."
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Anyone got out of the friendzone?

So yeah,you look at the line up and already know what is it about.So c'mon let's hear all of you who turned superheroes and manage to overpass or should I say "root" your friendzone relationship.Anyone actually done it?
naa not yet...got friendzoned twice..might come out of it someday. maybe i will try killing her current boyfriend so then she will be with me
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So yeah,you look at the line up and already know what is it about.So c'mon let's hear all of you who turned superheroes and manage to overpass or should I say "root" your friendzone relationship.Anyone actually done it?
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if you find yourself in the friendzone and you don't want to be in there, then you need to stop acting like you're in there, you need to be physically escalating and doing all the things someone sexually interested would be doing. If she's resisting and giving you the "I'm sorry, we're just friends" bit, tell her something along the lines of "sorry I didn't mean to lead you on and give you the vibe that I wanted to be just friends" <- this is funny because now you appear the one who was leading her on, instead of her leading you on. Granted, this kind of behavior might end your friendship with this person, but in reality do you really want to keep being strung along? My experience with that is its very emotionally draining, it's usually not worth the friendship.
if you legitimately value your friendship with this person and don't want it to end, I would still try to escalate when you can but you need to keep her on the back burner and go date other people that will solve all your problems
but I'm not really an expert on dating in fact I'm ****ing terrible with women, but I was once friendzoned for six years and then finally got to **** her, but I had a lot of help from friends and it involved social manipulation (girl I knew pretended to be interested in me so friendzone girl got jealous and we ended up ****ing... it's all very dumb)
4d3d3d3 said:
if you find yourself in the friendzone and you don't want to be in there, then you need to stop acting like you're in there, you need to be physically escalating and doing all the things someone sexually interested would be doing. If she's resisting and giving you the "I'm sorry, we're just friends" bit, tell her something along the lines of "sorry I didn't mean to lead you on and give you the vibe that I wanted to be just friends" <- this is funny because now you appear the one who was leading her on, instead of her leading you on. Granted, this kind of behavior might end your friendship with this person, but in reality do you really want to keep being strung along? My experience with that is its very emotionally draining, it's usually not worth the friendship.
if you legitimately value your friendship with this person and don't want it to end, I would still try to escalate when you can but you need to keep her on the back burner and go date other people that will solve all your problems
but I'm not really an expert on dating in fact I'm ****ing terrible with women, but I was once friendzoned for six years and then finally got to **** her, but I had a lot of help from friends and it involved social manipulation (girl I knew pretended to be interested in me so friendzone girl got jealous and we ended up ****ing... it's all very dumb)
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Woww as I can see that's the point.Nah anyways I'm starting to think my plan is working.You see I was friendzoned for 6 freaking months,till a 1 month ago,where I told her everything.So she actually after was still talking to me,even that she said that this will change everything and it's not the way she feels about me.So than I started chilling her out and,now she is looking att me smiles at me and I kinda feel weird even though that's the girl I want.So about a week ago unfriended her from FB,blocked her on Twitter,and she freaked out and tweeted "you eill regret for letting me go".And yeah,I feel like a di** a little bit,and I'm gonna go on a date eith this new girl,I have a feeling that she will freak out there.So ****ed up yeah for sure,but hey on the bright side,If I don't make with this date I will get her in my arms.Proudly said by di**.
Yep. It sucks 4rse to be friend zoned. But I kept trying. Got the chick. Still got it last time I checked.
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naa not yet...got friendzoned twice..might come out of it someday. maybe i will try killing her current boyfriend so then she will be with me
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Yes, nothing is hotter than a desperate sociopath. Maybe you should move on.
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I married inside the friendzone. Still great friends, benefits abound as well.
-No longer accidental, just Jeremy. F.cfb
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'Friends' What's that?
Men make such a big deal out of this 'friendzone' thing, why is that?
LordManhattan said:
Yes, nothing is hotter than a desperate sociopath. Maybe you should move on.
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We're considered hot these days? Also, psychopaths murder people, sociopaths simply don't care about people. (I do not walk around carrying an axe trying to chop off as many heads as possible.) Rather significant difference
I was best friends with the mother of my daughter and son for 2yrs. Then she realized the guy she was looking for, the man who was with her no matter what happened, was right there in front of her. We were friends but she knew I liked her because I asked her out a couple weeks after we met. So I think it's best to tell them in the beginning. But that's just my story.
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ShadowLea said:
We're considered hot these days? Also, psychopaths murder people, sociopaths simply don't care about people. (I do not walk around carrying an axe trying to chop off as many heads as possible.) Rather significant difference
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That's like... your opinion man woman!
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Yes, nothing is hotter than a desperate sociopath. Maybe you should move on.
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that sarcasm......i like it.:silly:
ya..i have done that 2 times already. i am quite sure that the girl will leave her current boyfriend. he is no good except that his father is rich. a dumb*ss who got into college just because of sports quota. she will realize that soon and then its a win win.
@OP. change the topic to Relationship advice. we are getting new threads on it every now and then. people will have a place to put up their problem without flooding the forum with new threads.
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ShadowLea said:
'Friends' What's that?
Men make such a big deal out of this 'friendzone' thing, why is that?
We're considered hot these days? Also, psychopaths murder people, sociopaths simply don't care about people. (I do not walk around carrying an axe trying to chop off as many heads as possible.) Rather significant difference
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lol..girls never understand that.
Why don't you use Max Repel?
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ak700 said:
Why don't you use Max Repel?
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but my highest level pokemon is less than the wild pokemon it wont work
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but my highest level pokemon is less than the wild pokemon it wont work
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Wow. You must really suck at pokemon.
Ichigo said:
Wow. You must really suck at pokemon.
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well last time i checked repels dont work on pokemon with higher level than your pokemon in the first slot and i am correct too.
here noob
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Repel
Great, now this is a Pokemon thread.
-kcco-
TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Great, now this is a Pokemon thread.
-kcco-
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A significant improvement!
CnC-ROCK said:
well last time i checked repels dont work on pokemon with higher level than your pokemon in the first slot and i am correct too.
here noob
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Repel
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Yeah but you still suck at Pokémon if your highest level isn't higher than wild Pokémon.
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well last time i checked repels dont work on pokemon with higher level than your pokemon in the first slot and i am correct too.
here noob
http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Repel
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veeman said:
Yeah but you still suck at Pokémon if your highest level isn't higher than wild Pokémon.
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^^^This. Thanks veeman.
veeman said:
Yeah but you still suck at Pokémon if your highest level isn't higher than wild Pokémon.
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Ichigo said:
^^^This. Thanks veeman.
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that was a f*cking joke
i always end the game by taking everyone in my party to lvl 100
and there is a possibility that i caught one at low level while my other are at very high level...idjits

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Hello!!
I'm starting this thread because I thought some of us maybe need some advice in relationship matters from nerdy Android enthusiasts. And, after all, why not.
What you can post in this thread:
-Your problems with a girl/boy
-Any type of relationship questions (Keep it SFW)
-Advice for others
Trolling
I know the trolling opportunity here is huge. So, please, contain yourselves, and don't troll, because it may give birth to raging and flaming. Thank you.
So, I'll start. This week, my girlfriend for 2 months decided that I should be put in the friendzone because she doesn't feel anything for me yet. We have been seeing each other about once a week, and I'm not surprised that she doesn't feel anything yet. It's too soon, and we barely hung out.
I gave her a week to think this through, and now I have some time to prepare my words to convince her intro keeping this relationship. What do you guys think that I should do, or say to her the next weekend?
Just start acting like you're really into her. Ask her to hang out(more often), text her good night every day and pay attention to her. Also pay attention to your appearance. It matters to her believe me. That's how women work.
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DigginGraves said:
So, I'll start. This week, my girlfriend for 2 months decided that I should be put in the friendzone because she doesn't feel anything for me yet. We have been seeing each other about once a week, and I'm not surprised that she doesn't feel anything yet. It's too soon, and we barely hung out.
I gave her a week to think this through, and now I have some time to prepare my words to convince her intro keeping this relationship. What do you guys think that I should do, or say to her the next weekend?
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How could she not feel anything after being your girl for 2 months?
Day walker, night stalker
hiu115 said:
How could she not feel anything after being your girl for 2 months?
Day walker, night stalker
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A dota player. i see. bet ya'r single
ArmorD said:
Just start acting like you're really into her. Ask her to hang out(more often), text her good night every day and pay attention to her. Also pay attention to your appearance. It matters to her believe me. That's how women work.
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Yeah.. Seeing her more often should be a priority, but first I have to win her back... And escape the friendzone.
hiu115 said:
How could she not feel anything after being your girl for 2 months?
Day walker, night stalker
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Dunno. We haven't hung out much. That's the reason. She said she likes me very much, but as a friend... Like.. The worst way a girl could like a guy.
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A dota player. i see. bet ya'r single
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Been with a cute girl once, but we broke up. Yes, it's because of dota. Yet i can't stop playing, this game helped me move on.
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Dunno. We haven't hung out much. That's the reason. She said she likes me very much, but as a friend... Like.. The worst way a girl could like a guy.
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It's not easy understanding a girl, but for this problem, you can start by asking her to go out.
Idk if this helps, but chicks dig funny men.
Day walker, night stalker
See what happened to a similar thread?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=40894560
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=41032443
By the way..good luck!
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i had a talk with M_T_M for a permanent thread on relationship advises. he seemed to have no interest in the threads whatsoever except in closing them. but its better to have a organized forum so the thread should not be a problem provided this thread stays on topic.
CnC-ROCK said:
i had a talk with M_T_M for a permanent thread on relationship advises. he seemed to have no interest in the threads whatsoever except in closing them. but its better to have a organized forum so the thread should not be a problem provided this thread stays on topic.
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It seems you have more interest in these threads more than the op himself
Day walker, night stalker
hiu115 said:
It seems you have more interest in these threads more than the op himself
Day walker, night stalker
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well i know how its feels to have your heart crushed. i just hope that it does not happen to other people so i hope that this thread wont be closed. i dont think that should be a problem for you.
CnC-ROCK said:
i had a talk with M_T_M for a permanent thread on relationship advises. he seemed to have no interest in the threads whatsoever except in closing them. but its better to have a organized forum so the thread should not be a problem provided this thread stays on topic.
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Let us hope so..but by the number of troll here at ot..i doubt that..
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It seems you have more interest in these threads more than the op himself
Day walker, night stalker
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Lol! Good one..:thumbup:
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it won't just don't feed trolls,
well typically strong emotions are the cause of certain "mishaps" in exchange of words.
This is the internet.
If you want advice on love or you have a hard time coping with your emotional breakdown you have friends and families to share it.
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Let us hope so..but by the number of troll here at ot..i doubt that..
Lol! Good one..:thumbup:
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i am an anti-troll. so nothing to worry about until the mods start trolling.
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well i know how its feels to have your heart crushed. i just hope that it does not happen to other people so i hope that this thread wont be closed. i dont think that should be a problem for you.
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Dude..i feel you man..i still trying to heal myself since last year..still can't..
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deathnotice01 said:
it won't just don't feed trolls,
well typically strong emotions are the cause of certain "mishaps" in exchange of words.
This is the internet.
If you want advice on love or you have a hard time coping with your emotional breakdown you have friends and families to share it.
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it can be hard to share such things with family sometimes.
mike_disturbed said:
Dude..i feel you man..i still trying to heal myself since last year..still can't..
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Well emotional healing is a process, and like all processes it takes time to complete.
Trust me words cannot make you feel any better, these types of things are those that you need to set out for yourself, do a little soul searching and get your mind ahead, know what you really want in life and think ahead since there will be no use looking back.
deathnotice01 said:
Well emotional healing is a process, and like all processes it takes time to complete.
Trust me words cannot make you feel any better, these types of things are those that you need to set out for yourself, do a little soul searching and get your mind ahead, know what you really want in life and think ahead since there will be no use looking back.
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not sure if trolling or trying to help
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it can be hard to share such things with family sometimes.
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i hear ya,
but just have someone to talk to,
don't keep the pain to yourself since that is the root cause of long term emotional instablility.
keep a good quality human interaction going with your problems, open it up so someone who cares and will listen to you
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not sure if trolling or trying to help
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if i was trolling i'd do this
For people who can't get over an ex:
First, accept the fact that you two can't be together again. Second, admit that you made a mistake and promise to yourself you won't repeat it again. I know it's hard to forget that you once had a feeling on her, and i do know it won't be gone in a short time, but use the chance to hang out with your friends, family, ones that you forgotten while in a relationship. Spend time with them. Eventually you'll find an angel worth your time
PS: If you really had success with this advice, then congrats, you followed and advice from the guy who failed his last relationship
Day walker, night stalker
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i dont think that should be a problem for you.
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Actually it is.
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