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Quitting XDA

Also Android. Symbian and iOS are obviously better. Bye! Steve always gets it right.
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Well atleast WP7 isn't.
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JimJam707 said:
Also Android. Symbian and iOS are obviously better. Bye! Steve always gets it right.
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haha nice try...
LAAAAAME
+1 @orb

Congrats. I have decided to go to iPhone also. I'll post a photo in a few.
EDIT: Sorry, I havent realized this beautiful iPhone wont let me upload in the browser, but I love it anyway.

JimJam707 said:
Also Android. Symbian and iOS are obviously better. Bye! Steve always gets it right.
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You're not going anywhere. Guys, lock the doors!
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Yeah same here, Android sucks
IPHONE FTW!
April fools!

yeah ne too. bought an iphone today.
no flash and ****ty multi task! returning now!
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Bye.
Char (10)

Aww, Apple fanboys' revenge But seriously, do what you want. Nobody cares anyway

Oh wait... This was posted yesterday, and yesterday it was April 1st. Maybe just joking?

idavid_ said:
Oh wait... This was posted yesterday, and yesterday it was April 1st. Maybe just joking?
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Hahahah Yes, he was joking (I hope)

idavid_ said:
Oh wait... This was posted yesterday, and yesterday it was April 1st. Maybe just joking?
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xD
Of course I was joking.

Q: What's the point of leaving xda? You are going to put Android on the iPhone anyway...
[Sig] dId you know? If you Insert a Coin on your Desire, then it levels up to HD, Z or S :[/Sig]

dexter93 said:
Q: What's the point of leaving xda? You are going to put Android on the iPhone anyway...
[Sig] dId you know? If you Insert a Coin on your Desire, then it levels up to HD, Z or S :[/Sig]
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I might be getting an iPhone today... then swapping it straight away for a Nexus S though.
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Sanbourne said:
Yeah same here, Android sucks
IPHONE FTW!
April fools!
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I was just joking, highlight my last post

Um April fool's?
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Hahaha
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JimJam707 said:
xD
Of course I was joking.
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Wow sorry xD But you never know how it is like with Apple fanboys.

Skellyyy said:
I might be getting an iPhone today... then swapping it straight away for a Nexus S though.
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That's what I did!!!!
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How can I get a girl to like me?

Hello I know I've posted a variation of this question but im just curious. any tips are helpful!
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be yourself dude! Chicks dig that, cuz its hard to keep up a fake persona, you will get tired. Or port honeycomb to the x10!
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I'll get back to you on this tomorrow....
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not again .......................
http://answers.yahoo.com/​

souljaboy said:
not again .......................
http://answers.yahoo.com/​
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No!!! I prefer xda
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Take a shower!!!
UD 3.2.0 / Gingereds / God Mode

M_T_M said:
OTRA VES!!!?????
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MTM! Buddy that moved my threads a couple of times!
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I think you have enough humourous.

Lolz
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tell her you like to hack and mod cell phones im sure she will like you after that ...lol

Easy get a few roofies and something to drink or uhmm well that's all I can tell you
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Haha
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dakkywantstodocrazysht said:
Easy get a few roofies and something to drink or uhmm well that's all I can tell you
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I don't think that really gets them to like someone....stops them from saying no, but not so much making them like.

Show her your XDA post count. JK haha.
Be yourself. Try to be different from the rest of the guys. Oh and make her laugh, that'll always work.
It's a bit hard when we don't know what you're like in real life.

Sing Beiber songs to her in E-flat, whilst juggling viles of biological warfare mixtures.
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Skellyyy said:
Show her your XDA post count. JK haha.
Be yourself. Try to be different from the rest of the guys. Oh and make her laugh, that'll always work.
It's a bit hard when we don't know what you're like in real life.
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Im a regular 15 yr old teenage boy that doesnt like fighting even though I am not weak
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Roofies work wonders my friend wonders xD (for those who are morons and don't get that its a joke "I take no reposibilty if this kid gives a girl roofies" I also don't advise it
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Say if she has kids with u she will never work again as u can claim benefits and live like kings
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Find out if you have anything in common. Lay some ground haha Then kind of work it to where you show her that you care about her and that she is important....without being a creeper. Check for signs, if she's not showing them or you aren't catching them then she's probably not interested. Try and be open from the beginning, that's very important if you actually want a long lasting relationship with her. I've given my word of advice as promised!
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[Q] Do you have reason to kill your boss?

My boss messes around with my worksheets, replacing all my formulae with manually keyed in numbers. When I update something, everything else is broken and I have to redo the work. What's worse, he pushes the blame for the wrong figures to me.
So, do you all have reason to kill your boss?
p/s: The poll does not have an option NOT to kill your boss. This is intentional and accurate. Just click not yet. For now.

sakai4eva said:
My boss messes around with my worksheets, replacing all my formulae with manually keyed in numbers. When I update something, everything else is broken and I have to redo the work. What's worse, he pushes the blame for the wrong figures to me.
So, do you all have reason to kill your boss?
p/s: The poll does not have an option NOT to kill your boss. This is intentional and accurate. Just click not yet. For now.
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well, if i wanted to kill my boss, i can just play "Whack Your Boss"

hiu115 said:
well, if i wanted to kill my boss, i can just play "Whack Your Boss"
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I'm a much more physical person.

sakai4eva said:
I'm a much more physical person.
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and i'm a much more digital person

hiu115 said:
and i'm a much more digital person
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That'll make it difficult when you want to settle down and have a family. Your Sims will last longer than you...
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I_am_Error said:
That'll make it difficult when you want to settle down and have a family. Your Sims will last longer than you...
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my sims will last forever...
and watch csi or ncis if you plan to kill your boss

hiu115 said:
my sims will last forever...
and watch csi or ncis if you plan to kill your boss
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or dexter

mateusz.sobis said:
or dexter
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Did anyone call me?
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS

I am the boss!

Remember to vote guys

I would vote, but i'm to lazy to login in a browser (Tapatalk! Y u no let me see/vote on polls?)
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must..keep..watching..csi

idavid_ said:
I would vote, but i'm to lazy to login in a browser (Tapatalk! Y u no let me see/vote on polls?)
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+1 4 lzynss
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Someone call the Feds..
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sakai4eva said:
My boss messes around with my worksheets, replacing all my formulae with manually keyed in numbers. When I update something, everything else is broken and I have to redo the work. What's worse, he pushes the blame for the wrong figures to me.
So, do you all have reason to kill your boss?
p/s: The poll does not have an option NOT to kill your boss. This is intentional and accurate. Just click not yet. For now.
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Are you FBI?
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I haven't had a boss yet, professor maybe?
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I love my boss

I'm my boss.
I <3 my boss, hard and daily.

johncmolyneux said:
I'm my boss.
I <3 my boss, hard and daily.
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That sounds sooooo wrong, it can't be right...

My boss is awesome, so no
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Dear M_T_M

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Someone's angry?
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Pics of M_T_M as a schoolboy!!!

Archer said:
Pics of M_T_M as a schoolboy!!!
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Archer. Y U SPAM?
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dexter93 said:
Archer. Y U SPAM?
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I <3 SPAM (and lamp)

Well played M_T_M. well played. I read rules stickies for guidance on how to be a better xda user and this is what I get. I indeed do know the rules, and if im going down so are you. Everyone else is just collateral damage.
THE GAME !!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Maniacal laughter>

LOL! I felt like checking out the rules yesterday, and all i got was well..
Well played sir, well played.

I was wondering how long it would take for a thread to be created in response to his thread....

We know no rulez.... cause WE rule
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dexter93 said:
We know no rulez.... cause WE rule
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No you don't
It's chuck norris
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Why thank you peeps.... Just trying to make your stay as happy and fun on this site as possible
Also......I rule ever since all of you lost the game

The funniest thing I've seen MTM do must have been this,

MacaronyMax said:
The funniest thing I've seen MTM do must have been this,
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That was hilarious.....I remember that it took me about three days to stop laughing mate
Thanks for teh memories
Also...this was one of the funniest thing I ever talked about here

M_T_M said:
That was hilarious.....I remember that it took me about three days to stop laughing mate
Thanks for teh memories
Also...this was one of the funniest thing I ever talked about here
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Lol true..
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agent205 said:
No you don't
It's chuck norris
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Nope, Chuck Testa...

This post is regarding something else, but same title. I never was a noob. lol

jaszek said:
This post is regarding something else, but same title. I never was a noob. lol
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Tee-hee

M_T_M said:
Tee-hee
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And stop with the bread fish. it makes me hungry.

M_T_M said:
Tee-hee
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for some strange reason that wont open anymore
my pc is immune to your threat mtm

dexter93 said:
for some strange reason that wont open anymore
my pc is immune to your threat mtm
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tell you what....go here and see if PC is immune

Ingress Invite Handover

I have 2 extra ingress invites, one given to my friend and one for XDA
How to get it:
1.Post something funny
2.You may not post ponies
3.No bacon please, Im veg
4.Most interesting person will win the invite code
Note: Winner will be announced on Friday
Game Over!

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I am not entertained

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jootanen said:
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well...I can't do that you make me jealous instead of entertained

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jootanen said:
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lmao that was funny

DanceOff said:
I am not entertained
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Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.

Archer said:
Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.
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*thanks*

Lame but somewhat funny joke my cousin told me:
How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.

Jessica said:
Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.
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^ You proved yourself a girl

DanceOff said:
^ You proved yourself a girl
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.

just got mine

what ? you messed up!

Jessica said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.
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So what? I am not a brony! Easy girl

I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
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Lifehacker7 said:
I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
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I wasn't getting my invite from niantic to I got it from this similar thread
Now I have received invites on 2 of my emails out of the 8 I submitted
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See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
Edit: wouldn't let the gif upload, too big (787kb) so stored in zip. DL and unzip to view.

Blue6IX said:
See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
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Nothing attached
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Yep - sorry - exceeded board allowed space for gif, so stored in a zip file to get around that...