[Q] Do you have reason to kill your boss? - Off-topic

My boss messes around with my worksheets, replacing all my formulae with manually keyed in numbers. When I update something, everything else is broken and I have to redo the work. What's worse, he pushes the blame for the wrong figures to me.
So, do you all have reason to kill your boss?
p/s: The poll does not have an option NOT to kill your boss. This is intentional and accurate. Just click not yet. For now.

sakai4eva said:
My boss messes around with my worksheets, replacing all my formulae with manually keyed in numbers. When I update something, everything else is broken and I have to redo the work. What's worse, he pushes the blame for the wrong figures to me.
So, do you all have reason to kill your boss?
p/s: The poll does not have an option NOT to kill your boss. This is intentional and accurate. Just click not yet. For now.
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well, if i wanted to kill my boss, i can just play "Whack Your Boss"

hiu115 said:
well, if i wanted to kill my boss, i can just play "Whack Your Boss"
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I'm a much more physical person.

sakai4eva said:
I'm a much more physical person.
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and i'm a much more digital person

hiu115 said:
and i'm a much more digital person
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That'll make it difficult when you want to settle down and have a family. Your Sims will last longer than you...
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I_am_Error said:
That'll make it difficult when you want to settle down and have a family. Your Sims will last longer than you...
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my sims will last forever...
and watch csi or ncis if you plan to kill your boss

hiu115 said:
my sims will last forever...
and watch csi or ncis if you plan to kill your boss
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or dexter

mateusz.sobis said:
or dexter
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Did anyone call me?
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I am the boss!

Remember to vote guys

I would vote, but i'm to lazy to login in a browser (Tapatalk! Y u no let me see/vote on polls?)
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must..keep..watching..csi

idavid_ said:
I would vote, but i'm to lazy to login in a browser (Tapatalk! Y u no let me see/vote on polls?)
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+1 4 lzynss
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Someone call the Feds..
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sakai4eva said:
My boss messes around with my worksheets, replacing all my formulae with manually keyed in numbers. When I update something, everything else is broken and I have to redo the work. What's worse, he pushes the blame for the wrong figures to me.
So, do you all have reason to kill your boss?
p/s: The poll does not have an option NOT to kill your boss. This is intentional and accurate. Just click not yet. For now.
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Are you FBI?
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I haven't had a boss yet, professor maybe?
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I love my boss

I'm my boss.
I <3 my boss, hard and daily.

johncmolyneux said:
I'm my boss.
I <3 my boss, hard and daily.
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That sounds sooooo wrong, it can't be right...

My boss is awesome, so no
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Related

Quitting XDA

Also Android. Symbian and iOS are obviously better. Bye! Steve always gets it right.
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Well atleast WP7 isn't.
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JimJam707 said:
Also Android. Symbian and iOS are obviously better. Bye! Steve always gets it right.
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haha nice try...
LAAAAAME
+1 @orb
Congrats. I have decided to go to iPhone also. I'll post a photo in a few.
EDIT: Sorry, I havent realized this beautiful iPhone wont let me upload in the browser, but I love it anyway.
JimJam707 said:
Also Android. Symbian and iOS are obviously better. Bye! Steve always gets it right.
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You're not going anywhere. Guys, lock the doors!
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Yeah same here, Android sucks
IPHONE FTW!
April fools!
yeah ne too. bought an iphone today.
no flash and ****ty multi task! returning now!
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Bye.
Char (10)
Aww, Apple fanboys' revenge But seriously, do what you want. Nobody cares anyway
Oh wait... This was posted yesterday, and yesterday it was April 1st. Maybe just joking?
idavid_ said:
Oh wait... This was posted yesterday, and yesterday it was April 1st. Maybe just joking?
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Hahahah Yes, he was joking (I hope)
idavid_ said:
Oh wait... This was posted yesterday, and yesterday it was April 1st. Maybe just joking?
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xD
Of course I was joking.
Q: What's the point of leaving xda? You are going to put Android on the iPhone anyway...
[Sig] dId you know? If you Insert a Coin on your Desire, then it levels up to HD, Z or S :[/Sig]
dexter93 said:
Q: What's the point of leaving xda? You are going to put Android on the iPhone anyway...
[Sig] dId you know? If you Insert a Coin on your Desire, then it levels up to HD, Z or S :[/Sig]
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I might be getting an iPhone today... then swapping it straight away for a Nexus S though.
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Sanbourne said:
Yeah same here, Android sucks
IPHONE FTW!
April fools!
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I was just joking, highlight my last post
Um April fool's?
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Hahaha
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JimJam707 said:
xD
Of course I was joking.
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Wow sorry xD But you never know how it is like with Apple fanboys.
Skellyyy said:
I might be getting an iPhone today... then swapping it straight away for a Nexus S though.
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That's what I did!!!!
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-

What do you think of my YouTube video?

So me and my friend DIllon just started making funny videos on youtube. I just want your feedback and what not. Let me know what you think.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixXpR_PG99M
Nice work.
.Bambino said:
Nice work.
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Thanks
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Haha what the hell?! XD
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
twitch153 said:
Haha what the hell?! XD
-I wrangled together some consonants and vowels and created this post-
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Haha pretty funny. I'm the camera man.
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Umm... WTF?! Lol
idavid_ said:
Umm... WTF?! Lol
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Haha
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What do you think of my YouTube video?
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That you must be retarded
Carcass.br said:
That you must be retarded
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Definitely not
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Carcass.br said:
That you must be retarded
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You, sir, are completely right.
serban954 said:
Definitely not
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Ok, I'll reformulate:
That you must be a virgin retarded
Carcass.br said:
Ok, I'll reformulate:
That you must be a virgin retarded
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Oh the irony of calling somebody retarded who probably doesn't even know what 'grammar' means and can't string together a correct statement.
Skellyyy said:
Oh the irony of calling somebody retarded who probably doesn't even know what 'grammar' means and can't string together a correct statement.
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I know, but I really don't care
You gonna cry now? :'(
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Well, I lost interest after about 10seconds
Don't quit your day job, guy. LOL
I must not get it ... and frankly this is the sort of stuff that takes up 90% of YouTube and isn't really that funny ... hope you're happy with low view numbers as that's all you'll get unless you bring some seriously funny ****.
This is criticism you'll have to get used to. Especially with videos like this.
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beesneazy said:
Don't quit your day job, guy. LOL
I must not get it ... and frankly this is the sort of stuff that takes up 90% of YouTube and isn't really that funny ... hope you're happy with low view numbers as that's all you'll get unless you bring some seriously funny ****.
This is criticism you'll have to get used to. Especially with videos like this.
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Thanks for being honest and not like the other deuche.
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Is MacaronyMax the best off topic member?

I certainly think so and so should you.
Thanks max.
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Really..?
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Sorry mr mtm super mod, but no. max helped me with a project and since I'm using the xda app I can't properly thank him for taking time out of his schedule and doing something for another member with nothing in return.
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westicle said:
Sorry mr mtm super mod, but no. max helped me with a project and since I'm using the xda app I can't properly thank him for taking time out of his schedule and doing something for another member with nothing in return.
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Very well then Sir....I shall join you on your public recognition of Sir MacaronyMax for he is a fine man
Viva Macarony!!!
What project if I can ask?
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westicle said:
Sorry mr mtm super mod, but no. max helped me with a project and since I'm using the xda app I can't properly thank him for taking time out of his schedule and doing something for another member with nothing in return.
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*cough*xdapremium*cough*
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This thread brings a tear to my eye. I love the start of a new romance. There's nothing like it.
Well I may not know if Max is the best, but he's surely one of the best. He's a Mafia member
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS
Meh....
I've seen better.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.......
Alan is sexy
*cough?*
M_T_M and Mr. Clown have my vote as the best OT members
orb3000 said:
M_T_M and Mr. Clown have my vote as the best OT members
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Why thank you my dear Paisa....here, for you
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<secretly the best
He hides his light under a bushell but always comes through when you need him. Thanks for the glass Dock! MM
The problem I have is that I like Macarony Cheese, but I equally like Mad Max. Is there anyone that can find a way I could possibly merge the two together and come out with something perfect?
johncmolyneux said:
The problem I have is that I like Macarony Cheese, but I equally like Mad Max. Is there anyone that can find a way I could possibly merge the two together and come out with something perfect?
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You either have Mad Macaroni, or Max Cheese!
DirkGently1 said:
You either have Mad Macaroni, or Max Cheese!
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Nah. I've done it. I've got Mad Cheese, all over the place!
@you all *coughexceptconantroutmancough*
Wow didn't expect to see this haha Wow Thanks guys
Also Dirk and Westicle,Anytime , Was happy to help Also.. Now my favourite thread
MacaronyMax said:
@you all *coughexceptconantroutmancough*
cute dog.jpg
Wow didn't expect to see this haha Wow Thanks guys
Also Dirk and Westicle,Anytime , Was happy to help Also.. Now my favourite thread
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Boooooooo..! Random Image should be your fave thread!
Only joking
DirkGently1 said:
Boooooooo..! Random Image should be your fave thread!
Only joking
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XD That's 3rd

Stereotype the person above you

Saw this on another forum. Basically you just stereotype the person above you.
Example (each line is a new user posting)
^made a stupid thread
^likes to call people names like a 12 year old
^knows how 12 year old kids act because he hangs out with them.
Etc etc.
So what you are trying to do is play off of the person above you while making fun of them. We witty and creative, but don't call people gay or be racist. Clean fun thread here!
Now begin!!
******ONCE YOU POST IN HERE YOU AGREE THAT YOU WILL NOT BE OFFENDED AND YOU WILL NOT TAKE THE RESPONSES PERSONALLY*****
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^Clearly going to end up a cat lady.
m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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Gender confused feline lover ^
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m1l4droid said:
I'm a guy how am I gonna end up a cat lady?!
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^Denial^
^^^Sits alone in his basement talking to the tv....
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....
^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
^ procedures like that can be done over a weekend.
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^Perpetually smells like coffee and cigarettes.
iok1 said:
Starves himself to be skinny ^^^
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^wishes he was skinny
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Orange_furball said:
^wishes he was skinny
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^has a hairball
WiredPirate said:
^has a hairball
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Wishes he had hair
SimonTS said:
Wishes he had hair
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Has a hair fetish.
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Orange_furball said:
Has a hair fetish.
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Wears too much orange (that really bright orange that you can see three blocks away)....,
HTC One X running Viper ROM and Faux kernel....
Orange_furball said:
Has a hair fetish.
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Has something against a hair fetish
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(Frank) said:
Has something against a hair fetish
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Has something against following the rules of the thread. *tisk tisk*
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(Frank) said:
Has something against a hair fetish
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(Has never seen BDs thick flowing locks)
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^Secretly likes hipsters.
MissionImprobable said:
^Secretly likes hipsters.
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Secretly IS A hipster...
Throwing bricks since 2008.....and proud of it.
^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
Sent from the darkest corners of my mind.
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^^^ Hates all animals, and especially birds
Sent from the darkest corners of my mind.
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Likes being beaten up by small white cockatiels^^
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Ingress Invite Handover

I have 2 extra ingress invites, one given to my friend and one for XDA
How to get it:
1.Post something funny
2.You may not post ponies
3.No bacon please, Im veg
4.Most interesting person will win the invite code
Note: Winner will be announced on Friday
Game Over!
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I am not entertained
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jootanen said:
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well...I can't do that you make me jealous instead of entertained
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jootanen said:
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lmao that was funny
DanceOff said:
I am not entertained
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Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.
Archer said:
Me neither
But now it's gone
If there's any more like that, just click the RP button and I'll clean up.
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*thanks*
Lame but somewhat funny joke my cousin told me:
How many kids with A.D.D. does it take to change a light bulb?
Wanna go ride bikes?
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Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.
Jessica said:
Also, have some bacon! It's delicious.
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^ You proved yourself a girl
DanceOff said:
^ You proved yourself a girl
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http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.
just got mine
what ? you messed up!
Jessica said:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1784401
These guys are offended.
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So what? I am not a brony! Easy girl
I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
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Lifehacker7 said:
I just gave up my extra invitation to someone on a random thread. If I saw this before, I could have had some fun before giving it out.
Sent from my muffin LIFE! Under maintenance.!
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I wasn't getting my invite from niantic to I got it from this similar thread
Now I have received invites on 2 of my emails out of the 8 I submitted
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See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
Edit: wouldn't let the gif upload, too big (787kb) so stored in zip. DL and unzip to view.
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See attached gif.
War can be comedy in video game worlds.
I travel the coninental US for work, using my vehicle - my travel is frequent and paid for by my company, so imagine the effectiveness that yields for a game like ingress.
Good luck to other contenders for the code.
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Nothing attached
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Yep - sorry - exceeded board allowed space for gif, so stored in a zip file to get around that...

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