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Hi guys! Still here.

Hello people.
Some of you have been asking where I was?! No I wasn't busy with my girlfriend. I dumped her for another then got a girl a few days later and will dump her tomorrow.
That's pretty much it.

Maybe you like boys?

Poor girl. I still haven't seen her pics in your FB an you already have another? Lol
Anyway, congratulations for your awards!
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kids today can´t stand a long lasting relation
11 years was my last

orb3000 said:
kids today can´t stand a long lasting relation
11 years was my last
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That's a huge commitment Maybe he just enjoys this new found ability to get girls that he never had till we have him this ability....WE CREATED A MONSTER!
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New user name "alanmanwhore15" jks
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My friends keep calling me that! Lol
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Alanrocks15 said:
My friends keep calling me that! Lol
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I believe it.
How many woman you be hurtin', yo?

But sure to bang them before you hurt them, though you can do that at the same time.
Ok I kid I kid!
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She shut up in 3 days. Mods please remive

Hello friends I have been here on xda reading and posting for a while. I feel that the people here are very helpful and kind. I feel we could help.each other with any thing. Cell phones. Girlfriends. Money. Advice. Anything is possible thanks to all of us. I made a utube video with my girlfriend last nite. And right before we got it on I was taping it with my waterproof defy. She made a comment that she didn't want me to take it cause it would end up on the internet. So I made a joke about not putting her face on it. It went over very well we had a good moment it was fun. So today I placed it on utube so she could she it on her phone. I also told her I was gonna get big hits because I was gonna send it to all my friends. And she laughed @ me a lil bit more then alot. So I sent it to every1 I knew. Apparently I only know 39 people including myself. So now jokes on me. Im hoping xda friends and reader can get me some more views to shut her up. If not take a look @ a pretty lady @ least. Please be nice and leave a funny comment or least thumb it up. Thanks for reading and looking. And thanks xda for making my phone better then non xda users or iphone bums. And remember least mine can go swimming. The link finally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASvnwJZmLEo&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Ps. I suck @ the "ban some1 above u" topic. I quoted nothing. Booo
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Is she getting undressed?
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Yes! " can't believe im doing this again " lol please says its kinda funny in here. Im dying for hits I need to shut her up. N Mayb get a 3 rd vid. :0)
10 hits in about 30 mins. Not bad guys thanks.
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I c wut u did thar
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??? The joke? That was my favorite part. :9)
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That's not my favorite part of your body anyways....haha
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this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn

k0sh said:
this is just dfhjfdbsjbdss m,g esdjfchjsja ew dsxzclnkjzds rjhzdbhjczv,b xdgkl ss;rdnfzcv mn
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I think the word you're looking for is funny
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twitch153 said:
I think the word you're looking for is funny
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nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here

^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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gplock said:
^ no idea what ur talking bout. Like the I said just try.g to shut her up
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you don't need your friends to hit the like button or to give a silly comment for a silly video , you need your MAN stuff to shut your gf mouth ... show her the DUDE stuff or just do her the GOLDEN Rule ( Helicopter Dance ) works sometimes

I showed it to her. Just how she likes it. That's y the vid was cut short :0) sincerely sorry bout that.
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k0sh said:
nah ain't funny , but if i had BANNHAMMER i'll kick some A$$ here
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I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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So what left for me huh!
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Babydoll25 said:
I'm sorry to inform you that I possess and own all banhammers currently in existence.... Also beating bricks...those are mine as well....
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Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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twitch153 said:
Babydoll, I regret to inform you that I was the first one in the mafia thread who owned the banhammer, I will share, but we will have joint custody of the hammer.
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Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Babydoll25 said:
Fine. Only cuz ur the don. Otherwise it would not have been pretty....
And to k0sh... No. you getz nothing...
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Lady
You are a selfish lady
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k0sh said:
Lady
You are a selfish lady
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I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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Babydoll25 said:
I Was kidding! however, since twitch and I share use of the banhammer WE BOTH must approve it's use....
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He gets no approval, he may use the ban mallet though...
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What has been your longest relationship?

Im going on one year in 7 days (oh boy), just was wondering who has the longest relationship out of xda?
EDIT: iynfynity wanted to know my shortest. its 3 hours.
you guys can do both.

This topic's title just got me depressed!
Luckily I have a date tonight...

6 months!
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Good question, hey OP also add to your question the shortest too?
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6 years...

vmiguel said:
This topic's title just got me depressed!
Luckily I have a date tonight...
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VM! You keep appearing outta no wheres

8years??
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Out of the four or five relationships I've had, the longest was about 32 days.
The shortest was about 32 minutes.
I just got rejected by the girl I liked a few days ago.
FOREVER ALONE
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3 years. We broke up 6 or 7 years ago when i was 18-19, and i've only been in one "serious" (well, that i count as a relationship) relationship after that (last summer), and that one lasted for 4 month, so now i'm happy and single. I'm not complaining at all. I do what i want when i want, and i don't have to take orders from anybody It's the dream!
And a lot of friends are also beginning to produce these things... babies! yes, babies. That's alright i guess, but that's the end of our friendship. You know, since they won't have time to get together and stuff like that. But no worries! I'm just awesoming all over the place with my pals! I'm still young (25) so i can meet a girl and make a baby when the time is right and i'm sick of partying and stuff like that.
Current priorities: Having fun and making money.

Longest relationship: 3 months, both my first and last relationships. Both ended because I moved too.
Shortest: 2 days. I don't know why I even count that one lol...
Time since my last relationship: 4 years. Insert foreveralone.jpg here.
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Babydoll25 said:
8years??
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That's a long time. How was it?
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My longest relationship is the one I'm having now. 3 years and counting.
Before this one I could never get pass 6 months

3 years with one off and on it sucked!!!!!!!!
now a lil over 2 years and have a 16 month old outa the deal so i better stay around

The shortest for me was a day.....and it happened for 2 of my relationships.....so I'm currently discouraged from love .
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iynfynity said:
That's a long time. How was it?
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I dunno I'm still in it.....I'll let you know in another 8.....(almost
3 of them married )
It's a tablet dammit! Not a BIG phone....

3 years and hopefully many more to come. Just proposed to her last Friday night D:
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3 years in a week
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My longest relationship would be just the 6 months.
Relatively short I suppose but it was very meaningful.
Now days I don't do relationships period.
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6 month for a 16 year old is pretty
Good I say
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Four long years with my X Nowadays, it's about one month in Vegas

Most significant achievement(s) in your life?

Delete
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no one ? c'mon, this is a good chance to give yourself a pat on the back.
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Roostercruiser said:
Graduated Marine Corps bootcamp, drove a semi in excess of 100 mph and did a 80 ft. cliff jump once- alcohol fueled
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HAHA Super
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idk, I guess after 5years of High School I'm finally on track for Graduation.. And being the only one of my siblings to get this Far in my Education (LOL) and have a plan for when I'm out... USMC!

Lived for 5 months in the mountains of Papua New Guinea back in 2001. One of the most defining events of my life.
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My greatest achievement was the day I saw my son being born. The day I became a father. There's no feeling like it. <3
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My life is immensely boring.
My greatest achievement was being number one in a song on Rock Band 3 for a while, until some people took me out currently ranked 3rd in it.
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Originally building up the balls to ask my current GF of 4 years to go out with me. I'm an extremely shy person when it comes to girls in person, it took every bit of strength to physically get myself to over come my fear of rejection and and ask her. LOL yaaaaa
Also going back to school and acquiring my GED.

My achievement is not quite now but in the near future.. I will become a fully qualified mechanic ( my love of cars has been life long) used to visit my uncles garage when i was 5.. now I'm 19(20 in 2 weeks) I'm working in that same garage
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qaz2453 said:
My achievement is not quite now but in the near future.. I will become a fully qualified mechanic ( my love of cars has been life long) used to visit my uncles garage when i was 5.. now I'm 19(20 in 2 weeks) I'm working in that same garage
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I can relate to your passion. I'm a bike mechanic, and I really enjoy taking something broken and making it work again. Good luck to you. I hope everything works out for you.
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phburks said:
Lived for 5 months in the mountains of Papua New Guinea back in 2001. One of the most defining events of my life.
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Very cool! totally off the grid? Or some luxuries like electricity, plumbing, etc....
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PeartFan40 said:
I can relate to your passion. I'm a bike mechanic, and I really enjoy taking something broken and making it work again. Good luck to you. I hope everything works out for you.
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Thanks ... same to you as well
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Getting to the present day alive and enjoying the most I can each day at a time.

Meeting my girlfriend...that is my biggest achievement...that is true happiness
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Graduated surgeon
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Becoming a father. My daughter is my life and most likely the only reason I'm still alive. My youth was misspent and reckless.
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mrrick said:
Becoming a father. My daughter is my life and most likely the only reason I'm still alive. My youth was misspent and reckless.
*signed
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+1
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mrrick said:
My youth was misspent and reckless.
*signed
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No doubt. Im just getting out of my youth with a big idiot sticker on my head
Thank you sir may I please have another.

Roostercruiser said:
Very cool! totally off the grid? Or some luxuries like electricity, plumbing, etc....
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Totally off the grid while in the mountains. Every few weeks we'd make a trip to town for supplies and while there we would stay a day or so in guest housing at a university so that was the chance to take a hot shower and have electricity. Otherwise we lived in a hut, collected rain for water, cooked over a fire, and used a man-made outhouse. I'll try to get some of my photos scanned and uploaded when my day slows down.
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Damn, nothing yet
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Where did you go this holiday ??

Tell us where you went

Study 4 exam
Sorry for my bad English.
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Booted Into the Real World. Source code wasn't so great. Too many errors, but still managed to boot. Sometimes, actions wouldn't have any effect or they would be delayed. Didn't like some of the preinstalled ppl, removed them with Memory Eraser.
Nevertheless, good thing it was.
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to the toilet and did some shizzzz-les

Bottom of a bottle.

063_XOBX said:
Bottom of a bottle.
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you mean bottom on the bottles bottom? or bottle on the bottom bottle?

NoLucaNo said:
Nowhere
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Congratiulations with 10 posts

OP is trying for 10
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Staycation for this year. My cousin and ex recommended Miami but maybe next year.
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Summer break: Dresden
Christmas break: Uh, I spend several hours on the roof staring at the fireworks, does that count? (And freaking the hell out of Alan in the process. I think he's still mad. xD)

I am sitting at home