Another fun thread for the OT brigade!
Example:
I wish to marry Scarlett Johanssen.
I grant your wish but she decides that life would be more fun as a man and has a sex change after the first week.
/Example.
I wish to have an endless supply of Lager...
I wish to have an endless supply of gasoline, condoms and battery power. Oh yeah.....
You are looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD.
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I wish to have an endless supply of gasoline, condoms and battery power. Oh yeah.....
You are looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD.
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I grant your wish but your car is slow even with all that gasoline, you always have a flaccid penis no matter what and you can have unlimited battery power....on your new iphone!
I wish I had unlimited wishes with the ability to error check every wish I have before it comes to fruition.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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I grant your wish but your car is slow even with all that gasoline, you always have a flaccid penis no matter what and you can have unlimited battery power....on your new iphone!
I wish I had unlimited wishes with the ability to error check every wish I have before it comes to fruition.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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I grant your wish. But you will double think and make the wrong wish my friend.
You are looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD.
watt9493 said:
I grant your wish. But you will double think and make the wrong wish my friend.
You are looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD.
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I wish you'd figure out how to play this game...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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I wish you'd figure out how to play this game...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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I cant. My brain is mindfuc*3d from summer school
You are looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD.
I wish to attain the new samsung attain (galay s2 for att)
boborone said:
I wish to attain the new samsung attain (galay s2 for att)
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Wish granted, but its a dummy model.
I wish I could have enough money to buy a car for reliable transportation (that has got a clean title in hand), buy it, and still have enough for gas/repairs/insurance/getting it registered. And that I somehow magically got my license.
Sent from my Droid Incredible running a random CM7 nightly.
SteveG12543 said:
Wish granted, but its a dummy model.
I wish I could have enough money to buy a car for reliable transportation (that has got a clean title in hand), buy it, and still have enough for gas/repairs/insurance/getting it registered. And that I somehow magically got my license.
Sent from my Droid Incredible running a random CM7 nightly.
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Granted but your new license has restrictions of only letting you drive between the hours 2:14 AM and 2:37 AM weekdays, must have an adult above the age of 65 in the front passenger seat and wear glasses for the cataracts you now have. And sorry about living in a state that has no legal marijuana for your new condition.
Well... I wish to had endless battery life :]
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Well... I wish to had endless battery life :]
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Granted but you have an old pay as you go phone.
I wish for a good life.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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Granted but you have an old pay as you go phone.
I wish for a good life.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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You have a good life except for be the fact that you have been branded a noob for life and no more development forums for you...
I wish xda server crash
husam666 said:
I wish xda server crash
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Oh please. We do THAT daily. No wish needed. FAIL!
Sent from my NS (no it's NOT SNS or GNS)
I wish netflix would stop ending tv shows and movies for streaming. Just as I get into a series they stop streaming it. Put a movie in my queue, it disappears cause it's no longer available.
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I wish netflix would stop ending tv shows and movies for streaming. Just as I get into a series they stop streaming it. Put a movie in my queue, it disappears cause it's no longer available.
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Fine. Movies don't disappear and you can stream your favorite series endlessly.... However, netflix doubles their prices....
Babydoll25 said:
Fine. Movies don't disappear and you can stream your favorite series endlessly.... However, netflix doubles their prices....
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Babydoll wishes she had made a wish but when she hits the edit button it takes her to the Friday video and it refuses to turn off
I wish i had a personal chef...
DirkGently1 said:
Babydoll wishes she had made a wish but when she hits the edit button it takes her to the Friday video and it refuses to turn off
I wish i had a personal chef...
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Ok....(yeah I forgot, I'm sorry, BAN ME! er, wrong thread)
You have a personal chef but they will only make really bland healthy dishes...none of that REALLY TASTY stuff that soo bad for you (and so good as well)
I wish I had a private jet
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Ok....(yeah I forgot, I'm sorry, BAN ME! er, wrong thread)
You have a personal chef but they will only make really bland healthy dishes...none of that REALLY TASTY stuff that soo bad for you (and so good as well)
I wish I had a private jet
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You can have a private jet, but the gasoline costs $4888000000 a gallon, and it is missing a wing.
I wish my head didn't hurt and I want such an insomniac.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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You can have a private jet, but the gasoline costs $4888000000 a gallon, and it is missing a wing.
I wish my head didn't hurt and I want such an insomniac.
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-
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Ok. I'll give you some floaty pills
They will get rid of your headache and help you sleep but you will be so loopy that you can't stand up or see straight....
I wish I wasn't scared of the dark....
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Does paid apps can be use by another carrier?
for example my friend bought a paid app and i wanted to have it, does he can upload it for us to download?
A who what, did a what where with a uh huh near, you lost me by your second word. Paid apps are link to your gmail
cmsweet21 said:
Does paid apps can be use by another carrier?
for example my friend bought a paid app and i wanted to have it, does he can upload it for us to download?
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care to rewrite in proper grammar
Guys, take it easy on him, I think he used a translator. And as stated in the 2nd post, paid apps are linked to your gmail, it's not nice to steal from devs....
It is possible to do but it won't be discussed on XDA. Go ask alldroid.org
Fingerlickin said:
It is possible to do but it won't be discussed on XDA. Go ask alldroid.org
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Bout time you got on.
I know, I had to go see one of the kid's teachers (HOT AS HELL) this morning for a parent teacher conference before school. I had to sit on one of those chairs that's like 10 inches off the floor. Damn that floor was cold when my.... nvm.
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I know, I had to go see one of the kid's teachers (HOT AS HELL) this morning for a parent teacher conference before school. I had to sit on one of those chairs that's like 10 inches off the floor. Damn that floor was cold when my.... nvm.
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Lol. I haven't got to that level yet. My son is just 3 so those days are comin for me. I don't know how I would act in one of those meetings considering how I was in school.
Hit on the teacher and you'll have a straight A student in no time.
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Hit on the teacher and you'll have a straight A student in no time.
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LOL, I woulda done that anyways.
My son is 6 but he lives with his mom in DC, so I doubt I will have any of those but if I do, I am so hitting on teach
It is possible, but it's piracy, no better than grabbing the apk of some dodgy site. Apps are ridiculously cheap anyway....
gridlock32404 said:
My son is 6 but he lives with his mom in DC, so I doubt I will have any of those but if I do, I am so hitting on teach
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These threads are so hard to keep on topic. Anywho, kids scare me ><
Hey adrian, can I come hit on some of your teachers
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It is possible, but it's piracy, no better than grabbing the apk of some dodgy site. Apps are ridiculously cheap anyway....
These threads are so hard to keep on topic. Anywho, kids scare me ><
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At first I was like what the hell you talkin about Adrian then I realized hey this thread was bout something.
My son is the ish. He's just a mini me. We have a good time and don't believe the hype they are easy to raise.
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Hey adrian, can I come hit on some of your teachers
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lol, me to. Hey GridLock did I tell you my neighbor is a teacher and so super fine and I hit on her everyday.
Nah my neighbors are almost all college girls who party every night, forget the teacher when you are surrunded by girls gone wild
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Nah my neighbors are almost all college girls who party every night, forget the teacher when you are surrunded by girls gone wild
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Ok I'm getting a lil jealous now.
Ah i stayed home from work for a reason 2day. Anyway my daughters to young to have teachers would be nice to have a hot teacher to hit on but, i live in philly. And it was rated the ugliest city in america. Well the people were. What drag
pistol4413 said:
Ah i stayed home from work for a reason 2day. Anyway my daughters to young to have teachers would be nice to have a hot teacher to hit on but, i live in philly. And it was rated the ugliest city in america. Well the people were. What drag
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LOL. Thats a good title to hold.
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Hey adrian, can I come hit on some of your teachers
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Believe me, it really isn't worth it ;-)
So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
hahahaha You should make a pitch of it and send it to hollywood!
"the Android wedding"
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So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
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That's different
I'm wondering if you "future" wife to be knows about your adiction to XDA and phones
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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That's funny! she sounds like a keeper
Fasho. Lmaoo. Donut Eclair stuff. I think another person has been infected with the Epidemic of ORD. Can I get a Holla back?
lol, love it!
Gotta love crazy messed up dreams!
Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
G1BRICKED said:
No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceƩ never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
captainstu72 said:
I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceƩ never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
lol, its worse when I start telling myself to aim up, or, if I make game me look up, and do the same in person, or, even worse, start insulting myself for missing a shot! (I play with sound off a lot so I don't wake my little girl when she is sleeping, so someone has to insult me! [Apart from the missus....])
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
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My girlfriend is totally the opposite. she lets me play or be on my gadgets whenever i want. even she has interests in them =)
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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I have a lot of free time it's the half term in england for me!!!!!!!!!
all the time in the world
no not really went for such a long bike ride in the morning so so so tired and it's only 6 here!
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Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you
djteotancolis said:
ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
M_T_M said:
You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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atleast i know i'm better lookin than you and have a better life
hahahahaha hey people i know how orb goes around the forums without it saying he's online and i can do it and am doing it now!!!
Let's all have a moment of silence for my teammate and close friend who was recently injured at practice today.
We were doing some Oklahoma's and he traded places with me in line, went up agains some kid, and landed on the ground with his leg sticking up in an uncorrect angle. Had to call the ambulance and everything.
I didn't like this kid at first, but lately, he's been really cool and we got pretty close, and I will miss him for the rest of the season.
That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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That sucks. And I bet it hurts.
You've left us in the dark on how the team is doing?
good day.
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I bet you it did.
B-Team is like, 1-3? And A-Team is like 0-4.
Sorry to hear that, ive broken my thumb once from football but thats nothing compared to that kid. on another note...
My highschool is best in the State (Washington) for football, state champions 3 years in a row, 4 Peat coming up
Thank God he's alright. It looked so bad but he only broke three bones. Well, maybe I should take out the only, but I'm just glad he'll be okay.
Do you realize you were supposed to be there? lol
Also pics pl0x
that does suck. Broke a kid's leg once in middle school football. I hit him low from one side, while another defender hit him high from the other. Tib/fib fracture. Only time I felt bad for hitting someone...
Yeah I know it was supposed to be me lol.
No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
And yeah. He got tackled and his foot got stuck on the ground and his body turned.
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No. Some kid took pictures and sent them to some people, it's DISGUSTING! Who'd do that to a teammate?!
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wat a pussi u are ..
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
jaszek said:
I want to see the pics
Sent from my secret government phone.
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I was going to post some pics from google to satisfy your thirst, but jesus, I've made myself sick.
Post em'.
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Post em'.
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Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
XperiaX10iUser said:
Nah, it wouldn't be right, I've got quite a strong stomach but some of them make me weazy, and wouldn't want others that don't to open up to them and throw up on their keyboard.
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lol Google it chopper no need to share
That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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That's nasty. Guys when you see something like that, don't even take a picture. It's real talk disrespectful.
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no its called autopsy intended for medical reference , research and schooling purposes
And identifying which fractures to avoid.
good day.
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Aswell as satisfying the need for gore
Do you think that, too?
Quite the opposite, i reckon they're still not used enough. Of course it's become easier to do online but people are still reserved and reticent to be polite to strangers. Natural reaction i guess. Perhaps the fact that people are being polite online may carry over to real life eventually?
Personally i've always found myself being awkward in real life social situations and heartfelt stuff just makes it worse. Gotta be drunk for that stuff! No such problem saying Thanks, please, sorry etc on here though.
I don't think the mods will like that. A "thank you" is a thing you'll have to deserve.
I will however 'Thank' any currently serving, or previously serving, member of any of the Armed Services on principal.
Should the OP decide to enlist and serve his Queen and Country i will be the first to hit that button!
Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
I hate Justin bayber, will you thank me?
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WTS thanks hitting. 1$ each. pm me
(kidding don't ban me)
But that doesn't help when you secretly have a crush on Rebecca Black. So no, i can't thank you yet.
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Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
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Hear, hear!
Cheers!
Edit: Can i borrow a couple of your commonwealth countries for the weekend? Nothing important...perhaps Canada & Australia? I promise to return them in good condition!
If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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Lulz! So you feel like you're being played? Kids are masters at manipulation and will stop at nothing! The two 'angels' that i share a house with know exactly how to wrap me in knots.
Bless 'em. (They're not mine so i only have to digest them in bite sized chunks).
When i was younger i had terrible trouble admitting when i was wrong. I would defend my argument long after it had stopped being logical. I think that's common too. It stings the pride. I'm glad i'm not like that any more.
LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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The ones here are 4 (boy) and 5 (girl) and boy does she think she's the boss! My landlord is the most patient people person i've ever known, and is far too kind to be a disciplinarian, (he took me in after all), but she takes every advantage of the fact.
"Daughter of mine, you're going to bed soon so turn off that computer and go brush your teeth".
"No daddy, we don't go to bed at this time and i will play this some more, and then i will watch television for a while...", in the sweetest voice imaginable, as if she's explaining the way things are to a total idiot.
I love it! She always does what i ask her though.
They could be the most important words ever spoken to a person
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How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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Although I feel I should lock this thread into oblivion, I wholeheartedly agree with the sentiment and therefore will simply post this....
IN BEFORE TEH LOCK!!!!
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
Danial723 said:
How and why has this crap become popular......let us petition for it to be banned from the internet
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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yup. when lonely drunks and rants love each other very much, they make baby threads...
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Too much information...
ShadowLea said:
I fully agree. People complain about rubbish like Gaga and Beaver, but call Gangnam Style, which is just as crap, Music? Hypocrites, much?
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I have two daughters....I'm petrified of the actuality of such a conversation.
Sent from your mom.
Just saw a YouTube video of this. Where do I sign?
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GTFO from the internet gangnam style
Sent from my Nokia 3310 using XDA App. I am a member of TDOT.
We could also petition against Justin Biever, Lady Gaga and Kaney West while we're here.
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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as a drummer, I strongly agree. I can play any (reasonable) beat known to man, but I can't dance worth a crap.
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music as I rhythmically lock threads.
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Sent from your mom.
Archer said:
I occasionally tap my foot and move my head very slightly to music.
As for Gangnam Style, meh. Each to their own.
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Early onset Parkinsons disease or Delirium Tremens. Either way you should see a Doctor! :silly:
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Funny you should say that actually. Not because of Parkinsons or DTs, but because I don't understand what's even meant to be funny about Gangnam Style. I was going to see my doctor about a bad case of solitude and loneliness. Either that or superiority. Not sure
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ALL dancing should be banned! It's fine if you're a 12 year old girl, but adults who dance look stupid. What on earth possesses people to randomly flail their limbs around in time to music??
I find it all a very peculiar phenomenon. Needless to say i would not be seen dead in any establishment where you might find people behaving in such a ridiculous fashion. (With the exception of my grave whereby people will probably dance upon it!)
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QFT because sometimes (quite often where Dirk is involved) a thanks is not enough.
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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There may have been times in my not-so-distant past when i was so drunk that people may have mistaken my movements as something akin to dancing.
I can assure everyone that this was simply an attempt to walk in a straight line and nothing more!
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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Ah that classic of drunken walks dance moves... The Crab.
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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I thought that Crabs was what you got after too much close dancing with another person
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So, in a round about way, we have another reason why people shouldn't dance. Dancing directly causes STD's. Remember kids, just say NO to dancing! :silly:
Just because you don't understand what he says doesn't make it any less awesome.