You are now playing the Game. If you are already playing, you have lost.
The Game is an abstract mental game with millions of active players.
The objective of The Game is to avoid thinking about The Game.
Play is continuous and never stops. You are either losing (when you are thinking about The Game), or not losing (when you are not thinking about The Game).
Players who lose The Game (by thinking about it) must tell other people that they have lost.
I hate you
Crap, crap, crap,Crap, crap, crap,Crap, crap, crap,Crap, crap, crap,Crap, crap, crap,Crap, crap, crap,Crap, crap, crap,
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I just got mind f 'd.
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I was doing so well...
Not again!
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Go die. -_-
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Ok....????
arcticwolf8 said:
You are now playing the Game. If you are already playing, you have lost.
The Game is an abstract mental game with millions of active players.
The objective of The Game is to avoid thinking about The Game.
Play is continuous and never stops. You are either losing (when you are thinking about The Game), or not losing (when you are not thinking about The Game).
Players who lose The Game (by thinking about it) must tell other people that they have lost.
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Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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You sir, are very disliked
Please lengthen your message to at least 10 charters
I never played the game. It requires my explicit permission to participate. Hence, I have never lost said game, but since you are reading this and thinking about the game, logically you have just lost the game.
sakai4eva said:
I never played the game. It requires my explicit permission to participate. Hence, I have never lost said game, but since you are reading this and thinking about the game, logically you have just lost the game.
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-_-
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Hmmm...I'm thinking I have neither lost nor won but have merely been played.
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.... :l
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I'm out :/
sakai4eva said:
I never played the game. It requires my explicit permission to participate. Hence, I have never lost said game, but since you are reading this and thinking about the game, logically you have just lost the game.
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You, along with everyone else in the world, always is, always has been,
and always will be playing The Game. Neither awareness nor consent is required to play.
Related
What is your favorite comedy film of all time?
For me it would have to be Dumb & Dumber
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Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Shaun of the Dead fo sho
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all good films up there, but i would have to go for Airplane
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
Off the top of my head i would say 'A Fish Called Wanda'.
Dark comedies like 'Grosse Point Blank' too.
Of all time? Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and In The Loop.
Oh and Withnail.
Supertroopers.
I'd agree with dulcificum, Dr. Strangelove was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Peter Sellers was absolutely hilarious.
wildcat2013 said:
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
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oh yes i laughed my guts out watching TGMBC 1....not so much the sequel.
the land rover scene (when he went to pick up the lady) was the most hilarious i must say
full metal jacket, funny as hell
All great movies! Although I have never even heard of a "Fish Called Wanda". The Gods Must Be Crazy is one of my all time faves.
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Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, both great movies, I'm gonna throw Ace Ventura out there.
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Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Hell yes. Have to agree on this one.
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actually before anybody (including myself) forgets....i would say the naked gun would also rank as one of the funniest movies of all time
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
muerteman said:
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
Airplane. Enough said.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
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I've seen some of them, they are great. I just wanted to add my favorite.
My fav has always been "Top Secret!". It's such an amazing and bizarre film.
wtf ? there are no quotes thread here ? omg !!!!
lets start lol
tell your quotes lets see how wisdom\wise you are lol
my quotes always are :
live your life we only have one so live it fully by its hardest and easiest things
life goes on
make love is make f!!!!ck so what is the big deal ?
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
When you were born you cried and the world rejoiced, live your life in such a way that when you die you rejoice and the world cries.
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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let me correct it : behind every great man is a women who stole his money
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4silvertooth said:
A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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true true i assume that the wife rips the husband
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When Life Gives You Lemons..
Say F*ck The Lemons and bail.
Gotta love that movie
Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. - Albert Einstein
In English
Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.
- Albert Einstein
"You can die healthy or die happy, either way you're going to die."
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Albert Einstein said:
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the latter
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^The reason why I no longer teach.
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse"
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Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- Corinthians -
"While one person hesitates in fear of inferiority, the other is out making mistakes and becoming superior." My cousin said that. Don't know if he took it from somewhere or not lol...
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NOT an emo thread, so 'everything' is not an acceptable answer!
I'm living proof that Yeti's do exist and that my mum knows it all too well
Too much hair...
Your turn!
I can't stop flashing roms. Everyday. I have to change that
I can't stay out of OT.....
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The smoking. Oh how terrible, bad you are ... 'why can't I quit yuuu?'
rawr free Dirk rawr
My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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SteveG12543 said:
My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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I also have that problem. but i learnt that its all in your head and you've got to calm yourself down and treat ladies like everyone else. Just gradually increase your confidence.
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My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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Mood swings? lol that has been happening to me for the past few weeks.
Mood swings does not even begin to explain it.
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My p3n1s.
You see, women complain that after a night with me, they no longer enjoy 53x with other men. But of course, after one night with them, I lose interest.
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my weight....i have an incurable sweet tooth.
Too short!
2 inches long and 6 inches around.. think about it..
lol.. really though it would have to be the thinning hair that has become quite noticeable on top of my head..
Too lazy to exercise ...
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Mhmm. Idk
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My inner troll, and his ability to sometimes control my actions.
pdubsfc said:
Too short!
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That's what she said.
My third leg. I can't wear sweatpants or basketball shorts..... I can but my lady don't like the extra attention. But god forbid I say something bout her nips always on.
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Can't talk to anyone I don't know until they talk to me.
I'm to shy.
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I have no concept of time. 10 years feels like one year, and one year can feel like 20.
So is anyone going to make any changes for 2012?
I know my goal is to stop eating so much crap, cut down on cigarettes, start hitting the gym and getting into good shape and start some kind of Martial Arts, Kickboxing or somthing at some point
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Merry Christmas All
My resolution is for others to troll and flame less
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Start working out daily and try to drink more liquor than beer. Besides that, to continue to party hard.
Eat less crap, start to work out again (had a six month brake now) and enjoy life even more!
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Study more, go to gym, find a girl for me, and fix some personal things.
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My New years Resolution is to have a New Years Resolution.
Actually it's to quit smoking, and i've been cutting down a lot. Less then 10 per week.
jaszek said:
My New years Resolution is to have a New Years Resolution.
Actually it's to quit smoking, and i've been cutting down a lot. Less then 10 per week.
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Nagano Makoto smokes....:'(
Treat others how they treat me. For better or worse.
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To quit smoking. However that has been my new years resolution for about 5 years now. lol
enjoy my life, get a girl, get a new guitar and an amp
mine is just to keep doing what I've done these last few months and that was diet & exercise. Down 25lbs and 2 pants sizes and bulked up nicely. Nothing fancy just hard work and proper food. I was never really "obese" but 5'10" and 220lbs wasn't healthy. I'm now 195lbs shooting for 180/185.
I make a New Year's Resolution to never make a New Year's Resolution, which is a conundrum in itself.
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From my fingers to your eyez
My sons Karate instructor told him DO NOT set a New Years resolution because "the new year is only new until January 2nd and thats how long new years resolutions usually last." He then told him to set goals and tell everyone what they are so he can be held accountable.
I was going to set a goal to be less apathetic, but I don't feel like it anymore
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The simple and vague resolution of losing weight. Oh, and to get some more certs.
Oh, you know, the usual. Eat better, work out more, drink less.
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My resolution is to get around to rooting my E4GT
Getting a girl, a better job, entering college, that my moms operation goes well, and move out and travel
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my bad, sorry guys. i saw it on facebook, installed it, and they screwed me over...
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double post, delete please
This game?
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.temple.run.beta
Ive never played it, but I see all over YouTube iPhone fanbots keep mentioning this like they used to with the Nike app.
It's a good time killer on my iPad.
Installed it, but they require an FB account just to play it and the levels are to. be released 2 days from now.
phatmanxxl said:
This game?
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.temple.run.beta
Ive never played it, but I see all over YouTube iPhone fanbots keep mentioning this like they used to with the Nike app.
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Thank you
Time to kick the ass of my friends who have it on their iPods
edit, wait, everytime i click play it ads a spam top offers shortcut on my homescreen and now i'm getting spam notifications, Uninstall :
Its probably malware just using the temple run name.
Seems it I guess, Lots of 5*'s though
Fake. The Market comments are biased.
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This is the second fake temple run on the market so far...
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phatmanxxl said:
This game?
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.temple.run.beta
Ive never played it, but I see all over YouTube iPhone fanbots keep mentioning this like they used to with the Nike app.
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remove your link.
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my bad like I said I saw it on facebook
apparently its the real app, just a countdown until the levels are added. its released by the same people who released it for ios
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rockstarar said:
my bad like I said I saw it on facebook
apparently its the real app, just a countdown until the levels are added. its released by the same people who released it for ios
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I think the real guys are iMangi Studios and not IMANGI STUDIOS LLC
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IrishStuff09 said:
I think the real guys are iMangi Studios and not IMANGI STUDIOS LLC
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legit? wow then my friends are wrongggg
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http://www.facebook.com/TempleRun
as stated on official Temple Run Facebook page
the app will be released officially on MARCH 27TH