One thing you hate about yourself! - Off-topic

NOT an emo thread, so 'everything' is not an acceptable answer!
I'm living proof that Yeti's do exist and that my mum knows it all too well
Too much hair...
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I can't stop flashing roms. Everyday. I have to change that

I can't stay out of OT.....
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The smoking. Oh how terrible, bad you are ... 'why can't I quit yuuu?'
rawr free Dirk rawr

My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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SteveG12543 said:
My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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I also have that problem. but i learnt that its all in your head and you've got to calm yourself down and treat ladies like everyone else. Just gradually increase your confidence.
bigtoysrock said:
My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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Mood swings? lol that has been happening to me for the past few weeks.

Mood swings does not even begin to explain it.
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My p3n1s.
You see, women complain that after a night with me, they no longer enjoy 53x with other men. But of course, after one night with them, I lose interest.
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my weight....i have an incurable sweet tooth.

Too short!

2 inches long and 6 inches around.. think about it..
lol.. really though it would have to be the thinning hair that has become quite noticeable on top of my head..

Too lazy to exercise ...
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS

Mhmm. Idk
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My inner troll, and his ability to sometimes control my actions.

pdubsfc said:
Too short!
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That's what she said.

My third leg. I can't wear sweatpants or basketball shorts..... I can but my lady don't like the extra attention. But god forbid I say something bout her nips always on.
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Can't talk to anyone I don't know until they talk to me.

I'm to shy.
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I have no concept of time. 10 years feels like one year, and one year can feel like 20.

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[Q] Comedy Films

What is your favorite comedy film of all time?
For me it would have to be Dumb & Dumber
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Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Shaun of the Dead fo sho
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all good films up there, but i would have to go for Airplane
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
Off the top of my head i would say 'A Fish Called Wanda'.
Dark comedies like 'Grosse Point Blank' too.
Of all time? Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and In The Loop.
Oh and Withnail.
Supertroopers.
I'd agree with dulcificum, Dr. Strangelove was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Peter Sellers was absolutely hilarious.
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The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
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oh yes i laughed my guts out watching TGMBC 1....not so much the sequel.
the land rover scene (when he went to pick up the lady) was the most hilarious i must say
full metal jacket, funny as hell
All great movies! Although I have never even heard of a "Fish Called Wanda". The Gods Must Be Crazy is one of my all time faves.
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Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, both great movies, I'm gonna throw Ace Ventura out there.
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19Interpol said:
Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Hell yes. Have to agree on this one.
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actually before anybody (including myself) forgets....i would say the naked gun would also rank as one of the funniest movies of all time
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
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I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
Airplane. Enough said.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
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I've seen some of them, they are great. I just wanted to add my favorite.
My fav has always been "Top Secret!". It's such an amazing and bizarre film.

True or False? iPhone Users vs. Android Users

thought this was too funny...
hope u guys enjoy it
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Looks right to me
its definitely true haha ive been on both ends
Hahaha! Totally true! Seen this on the bus wayy too many times lol
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LOL Nice
Lol, my friend Jake has an Iphone, He thinks its the greatest device ever made. I however shut him down with my epically modded Hero200.
Went into a local motorfactors to pick up some bits for my Activa, spotted the guy over the desk had a HD2, we got chatting, he was using android but not a very stable ROM, gave him the details of XDA and the ROM I'm using and we exchanged tidbits of info, was uber geeky
"epic manly nod of approval..." - that was a cool line.
Haha so true. Only thing that would need a change is that for some reason most people I see on the subway managed to smash their iPhone screen big times.
VERY true. Theres too many iPhones around lol.
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Yeah I think that'd true too same thing happened to me and my teacher. I offered to help him root but he denied me saying his phone was fine. I then taunted him all year long about rooting and how great my phone was compared to his lol
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EPIC!!! True true! It also works on other phone models. Me and my friend were comparing my O2X and SGSL with his N8.
hahahahahahah nice one
Tru!! Iphone is soon gonna be the Ophone. For ObsolitePhone.
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good one !!!!!!
This is so very true!
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"epic manly nod of approval..." - that was a cool line.
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Lmao.. I know right.. And this is definitely true.. Every time I see a iPhone I always challenge it with my Droid x, especially if I'm sitting next to the person.. I just pull my X out and start doing random things on it..
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Hahahahahaha!!!
Really TRUE!
Lol I just had that happen yesterday between me and some new guy at work with out Android phones. Ha!
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Lmao.. I know right.. And this is definitely true.. Every time I see a iPhone I always challenge it with my Droid x, especially if I'm sitting next to the person.. I just pull my X out and start doing random things on it..
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same here

Mayweather vs Ortiz

Who saw the fight? I believe what mayweather did was unfair.... Discus
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+1...
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The headbutt was cheap and I see as intentional. But the shot mayweather took was cheap as f***
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Fn crazy! Still shocked. Please just take the test Manny!!
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Hey that punch was a cheap shot but the rule 'protect urself at all times' still applies. Pacquiao needs watch this fight very closely.
Anyone see the post-fight interview with Larry merchant and mayweather? Loooooolz!
Honestly i dont really like Mayweather, but Ortiz asked for it with the headshot, anyhow we all know Mayweather was gonna win anyway.
I wish I was 50 years younger lol
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So I can kick your ass haha
My dad was cussing like crazy LOL but yea mayweather should fight pacman
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Mayweather was a punk for that punch, the referee wasn't even looking and didn't started the fight and still counted that as a knockout. Lame!! Pacman and Mayweather should fight, but I don't think it will happen. Pacman won't take the Olympic Testing for illegal drugs and Floyd won't fight without him taking it. I think Pacman would humble him for real, Ortiz held his own for real.
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*BEST PART*
Mayweather: "HBO needs to fire you! You don't know sh*t about Boxing!"
Merchant: "I wish I was 50 years younger and I'd kick your ass!"
#EpicPostFightInterview Lol.
pfft.
Both was gay but mayweather was way gayer. Atleast ortiz admitted he was mistaken with the headbutt but what mayweather did was very gay--cheapshot
I really hope Amir Khan gets a shot at Mayweather next year. If anybody can beat him it's Khan!
Amir Khan is nowhere near the level of pacquiao or mayweather. I've seen most of his fights and I'm sorry to say that pcman or Floyd would fck him up really bad.
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Amir Khan is nowhere near the level of pacquiao or mayweather. I've seen most of his fights and I'm sorry to say that pcman or Floyd would fck him up really bad.
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I suspect you're right but Khan has come a long way recently. He's young, strong and fit, and upsets happen all the time!
Does anybody else feel that Boxing's heyday has come and gone? The heavyweight division especially has been a joke for so long now. I miss the Sugar Ray Leonard era of old, and the Ray Jones Jr/Bernard Hopkins modern era. The last time i really enjoyed boxing was when Calzaghe was doing the business!

cheese burger

right so i just made the best cheese burger i had ever eaten, the olny thing that could have made it better was bacon,
i had a 1/4lb beef burger with 2 slices of paprika dusted extra mature cheese and 2 layers of cool original Doritos, now some of you might think nachos on a burger??????????? but hell yeah it works, i added my spicy bbq sauce (mixed with ghost pepper extract to make extra spicy) to the mix and damn i could eat them all day long
have any of you guys had nachos on a burger???
No, actually I haven't
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you gotta try it mate it adds a real good crunch to a great burger, it mich seem strange but untill you try it you will never know
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robgee789 said:
have any of you guys had nachos on a burger???
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Yes, and it's freaking amazing! I'm nearly drunk so i'll def have a nacho burger later)
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Sounds good, I have to try it. Here is my favorite, 1/4 pounder, lightly seasoned, mayo, lettuce, tomato, fresh avocado, bacon, and thinly sliced Jarlsberg light cheese. Also works with a Turkey patty.
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Sounds good, I have to try it. Here is my favorite, 1/4 pounder, lightly seasoned, mayo, lettuce, tomato, fresh avocado, bacon, and thinly sliced Jarlsberg light cheese. Also works with a Turkey patty.
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I'll have to say YES to this one too.
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Need 1/2 pound of ground beef to make a decent Burger. Other than that, it sounds great!
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Okay people. Enough with the food teasing. I'll get fat if you don't stop, and i guess you'd like that. You make me sick!
Now where's my burger..
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Now where's my burger..
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i watched an episode of EpicMealTime because of this thread.
Just because you gave me the excuse
KennyJoe69 said:
Need 1/2 pound of ground beef to make a decent Burger. Other than that, it sounds great!
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i did eat 4 of them if that makes up for it lol
I've mixed cool ranch and regular Doritos right into the burger itself. Boy it was good!
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You wouldn't think it, but an over medium fried egg added on top makes it great.
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You wouldn't think it, but an over medium fried egg added on top makes it great.
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And totally agree.
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Why hate on others (Brony)

I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
Devildog78965 said:
I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
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That dude looks contstipated
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
This thread probably won't go down well.
People have different tastes in media and like/dislike certain things. Some people leave Bronies be but don't like the show but some might hate on Bronies. This is probably due to the fact that MLP is(was?) aimed at little girls and is therefore likely pre judged by others. Also, trolls be trolling
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Well that's true but they constantly hate.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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UndisputedGuy said:
I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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True.
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Thx chuck
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.
veeman said:
Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.
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Hahahaha lol
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