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I'm having a baby!!!!

and am raising it to hate Apple!

add Motorola to the list also

Congrats! Teach it well.... lol

Congratulations, but definitely add Nintendo to that list

PurpleLlamaLover said:
Congrats! Teach it well.... lol
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hahaha
definitely!

I dont know what to say... CONGRATS!!!! hope he or she looks like you
men can have babys???? :s
keep it up!

Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit

LOL this is so funny

galaxys said:
Congratz...feed it Oranges or Froyo instead of the Adam & Eve fruit
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some good ol gingerbread sounds grrrrreat

Make it hate iPhone but not hate macs he/she will Herr bullied for it.
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Double happy for you!
First and more important your baby!
And also an apple hater!!
All my best for you

congrats!
you'll soon be /or already is a daddy
Treat him/her well and difinately spend more time with him/her
oh and any chance of a photo??

You don't hate the iPhone. I know you've just done like this couple in the news!
http://www.phonesreview.co.uk/2010/01/25/giving-birth-via-the-iphone/

Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)

G1BRICKED said:
Congratz. Make him not hate Golf lol. Even though it's a rich people sport. (I strongly believe in my opinions =P)
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love golf, hate apple, and flash the hell out of his/her devices...

Amen! Amen.

G1BRICKED said:
Amen! Amen.
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Lol, Motorola DynaTAC-8000X eh?
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Yeah man. Ballin!
Did you know that the guy who created the first cell phone now uses a Motorola Droid!?

Fo realz? I just got my HTC HD2 today. It's pretty awesome but a different beast of WM than i'm used to. I've only used sense 2.5 once, and the how settings takes me to the settings "tab" in sense is not cool.

I can't figure out how me talking about my fiancee being 13 weeks pregnant became this???

Girl gamers/geeks/programmers come forward

Hello there!
I want to find out, how many girl geeks, gamers or even programmers there are on these forums :3
Don't by shy, come forward!

*grabs popcorn....

*steals popcorn...
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*Takes u to da movies and buys you popcorn
PS OP looks cute in that tiny, blurred avatar. Please don't be a dude. *runs away*

XDA is a gender agnostic forum. Girls/Boys...we just all love our phones and the community.
I'm single btw

Haha ... Come out, come out, wherever u are...
Kinda

*Adding butter to my popcorn*
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Ahhh yes, the elusive female techie, much like the chupacabra many have claim to see them, even heard tales of them. But nobody knows for certain if they exist
Similar to unicorns in the sense you cannot call them to show themselves, they only reveal themselves to the worthy

NewZJ said:
Ahhh yes, the elusive female techie, much like the chupacabra many have claim to see them, even heard tales of them. But nobody knows for certain if they exist
Similar to unicorns in the sense you cannot call them to show themselves, they only reveal themselves to the worthy
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Or like the Yeti, could be anything seen from a distance, but as much as you hope it's what you were looking for it turns out to be just another big, hairy, middle-aged guy

There are a few girls (below) that are interested in many games

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Hayyy girly

There is a lot more girls on this forum then you people know, they're just scared.
Come to me, "daddy" will take care of you <3

Long-time girl geek here, checking in!

estherschindler said:
Long-time girl geek here, checking in!
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Hey there /wink

Shes never coming back
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o/ Hi all..

Ummmm....Chickgeek here. I spend more time in OT than anywhere else (including reality... )
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This is like throwing a piece of steak into lion pit. Or gasoline into a fire, I for one will Just chill and watch the fire burn
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[Q] Comedy Films

What is your favorite comedy film of all time?
For me it would have to be Dumb & Dumber
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Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Shaun of the Dead fo sho
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all good films up there, but i would have to go for Airplane

The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2

Off the top of my head i would say 'A Fish Called Wanda'.
Dark comedies like 'Grosse Point Blank' too.

Of all time? Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and In The Loop.
Oh and Withnail.

Supertroopers.

I'd agree with dulcificum, Dr. Strangelove was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Peter Sellers was absolutely hilarious.

wildcat2013 said:
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
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oh yes i laughed my guts out watching TGMBC 1....not so much the sequel.
the land rover scene (when he went to pick up the lady) was the most hilarious i must say

full metal jacket, funny as hell

All great movies! Although I have never even heard of a "Fish Called Wanda". The Gods Must Be Crazy is one of my all time faves.
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Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, both great movies, I'm gonna throw Ace Ventura out there.
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19Interpol said:
Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Hell yes. Have to agree on this one.
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actually before anybody (including myself) forgets....i would say the naked gun would also rank as one of the funniest movies of all time

I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.

muerteman said:
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret

Airplane. Enough said.
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agent008my said:
the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
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I've seen some of them, they are great. I just wanted to add my favorite.

My fav has always been "Top Secret!". It's such an amazing and bizarre film.

I never thought I'd see this:

I remember when I was a little child and I wanted to ride a jet pack to school but I didn't think it would actually happen so soon.
http://martinjetpack.com/
I personally think it looks awesome, but it also seems kind of heavy.
What do you guys think?
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ZOMG. gettin one to cart my lazy ass around ma house.

I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!

DirkGently1 said:
I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING I WLD CRASH THROUGH A HOUSE AND BREAK BOTH MY LEGS THEN I WLD BE GETING TRANSPORTED BY MY HELICOPTER AT WORK LMAO!

How much?
Also...your work has a helicopter? Nice
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Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....

You mean this hoverbosrd
http://m.gizmodo.com/5549271/a-real-working-hoverboard-exists
Some progress hopefully since last year xD unless your a boarderthough a board would be difficult
conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....
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macaronymax said:
how much?
also...your work has a helicopter? Nice :d
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yes we have two helis kinda sucks though bc im responsible for them for 12 hours on my shift lol!

conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
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Damn straight! There i was pootling around on my BMX, E.T style, when really i wanted to grab hold of passing cars and be dragged about on a hoverboard, BTTF style!
Perhaps we need more Jiggawatts?
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The Quotes Garden

wtf ? there are no quotes thread here ? omg !!!!
lets start lol
tell your quotes lets see how wisdom\wise you are lol
my quotes always are :
live your life we only have one so live it fully by its hardest and easiest things
life goes on
make love is make f!!!!ck so what is the big deal ?

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

When you were born you cried and the world rejoiced, live your life in such a way that when you die you rejoice and the world cries.
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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let me correct it : behind every great man is a women who stole his money

"The great thing about the internet, is that you can make any famous person say something clever" -Abraham Lincolm

4silvertooth said:
A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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true true i assume that the wife rips the husband

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

When Life Gives You Lemons..
Say F*ck The Lemons and bail.
Gotta love that movie

Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. - Albert Einstein
In English
Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.
- Albert Einstein

"You can die healthy or die happy, either way you're going to die."
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Albert Einstein said:
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the latter
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^The reason why I no longer teach.

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse"
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Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
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"While one person hesitates in fear of inferiority, the other is out making mistakes and becoming superior." My cousin said that. Don't know if he took it from somewhere or not lol...
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