The Quotes Garden - Off-topic

wtf ? there are no quotes thread here ? omg !!!!
lets start lol
tell your quotes lets see how wisdom\wise you are lol
my quotes always are :
live your life we only have one so live it fully by its hardest and easiest things
life goes on
make love is make f!!!!ck so what is the big deal ?

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

When you were born you cried and the world rejoiced, live your life in such a way that when you die you rejoice and the world cries.
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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let me correct it : behind every great man is a women who stole his money

"The great thing about the internet, is that you can make any famous person say something clever" -Abraham Lincolm

4silvertooth said:
A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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true true i assume that the wife rips the husband

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

When Life Gives You Lemons..
Say F*ck The Lemons and bail.
Gotta love that movie

Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. - Albert Einstein
In English
Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.
- Albert Einstein

"You can die healthy or die happy, either way you're going to die."
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Albert Einstein said:
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the latter
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^The reason why I no longer teach.

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse"
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Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- Corinthians -

"While one person hesitates in fear of inferiority, the other is out making mistakes and becoming superior." My cousin said that. Don't know if he took it from somewhere or not lol...
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Girl gamers/geeks/programmers come forward

Hello there!
I want to find out, how many girl geeks, gamers or even programmers there are on these forums :3
Don't by shy, come forward!
*grabs popcorn....
*steals popcorn...
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*Takes u to da movies and buys you popcorn
PS OP looks cute in that tiny, blurred avatar. Please don't be a dude. *runs away*
XDA is a gender agnostic forum. Girls/Boys...we just all love our phones and the community.
I'm single btw
Haha ... Come out, come out, wherever u are...
Kinda
*Adding butter to my popcorn*
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Ahhh yes, the elusive female techie, much like the chupacabra many have claim to see them, even heard tales of them. But nobody knows for certain if they exist
Similar to unicorns in the sense you cannot call them to show themselves, they only reveal themselves to the worthy
NewZJ said:
Ahhh yes, the elusive female techie, much like the chupacabra many have claim to see them, even heard tales of them. But nobody knows for certain if they exist
Similar to unicorns in the sense you cannot call them to show themselves, they only reveal themselves to the worthy
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Or like the Yeti, could be anything seen from a distance, but as much as you hope it's what you were looking for it turns out to be just another big, hairy, middle-aged guy
There are a few girls (below) that are interested in many games
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Hayyy girly
There is a lot more girls on this forum then you people know, they're just scared.
Come to me, "daddy" will take care of you <3
Long-time girl geek here, checking in!
estherschindler said:
Long-time girl geek here, checking in!
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Hey there /wink
Shes never coming back
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o/ Hi all..
Ummmm....Chickgeek here. I spend more time in OT than anywhere else (including reality... )
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This is like throwing a piece of steak into lion pit. Or gasoline into a fire, I for one will Just chill and watch the fire burn
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[Q] Comedy Films

What is your favorite comedy film of all time?
For me it would have to be Dumb & Dumber
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Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Shaun of the Dead fo sho
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all good films up there, but i would have to go for Airplane
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
Off the top of my head i would say 'A Fish Called Wanda'.
Dark comedies like 'Grosse Point Blank' too.
Of all time? Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and In The Loop.
Oh and Withnail.
Supertroopers.
I'd agree with dulcificum, Dr. Strangelove was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Peter Sellers was absolutely hilarious.
wildcat2013 said:
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
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oh yes i laughed my guts out watching TGMBC 1....not so much the sequel.
the land rover scene (when he went to pick up the lady) was the most hilarious i must say
full metal jacket, funny as hell
All great movies! Although I have never even heard of a "Fish Called Wanda". The Gods Must Be Crazy is one of my all time faves.
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Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, both great movies, I'm gonna throw Ace Ventura out there.
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19Interpol said:
Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Hell yes. Have to agree on this one.
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actually before anybody (including myself) forgets....i would say the naked gun would also rank as one of the funniest movies of all time
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
muerteman said:
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
Airplane. Enough said.
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agent008my said:
the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
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I've seen some of them, they are great. I just wanted to add my favorite.
My fav has always been "Top Secret!". It's such an amazing and bizarre film.

I never thought I'd see this:

I remember when I was a little child and I wanted to ride a jet pack to school but I didn't think it would actually happen so soon.
http://martinjetpack.com/
I personally think it looks awesome, but it also seems kind of heavy.
What do you guys think?
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ZOMG. gettin one to cart my lazy ass around ma house.
I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!
DirkGently1 said:
I'd rather not have n00bs crashing through my roof on a daily basis!
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OMG I WAS JUST THINKING I WLD CRASH THROUGH A HOUSE AND BREAK BOTH MY LEGS THEN I WLD BE GETING TRANSPORTED BY MY HELICOPTER AT WORK LMAO!
How much?
Also...your work has a helicopter? Nice
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Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....
You mean this hoverbosrd
http://m.gizmodo.com/5549271/a-real-working-hoverboard-exists
Some progress hopefully since last year xD unless your a boarderthough a board would be difficult
conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
I was promised a hoverboard via "Back To The Future 2" when I was a kid.... by the time they invent the bloody thing I'll be too old to use one without needing an instant hip replacement.
Not impressed.
Also, yeah jetpack n00bs can only be a very very bad thing.....
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macaronymax said:
how much?
also...your work has a helicopter? Nice :d
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yes we have two helis kinda sucks though bc im responsible for them for 12 hours on my shift lol!
conantroutman said:
Why are people wasting their time with this crap....
Where the hell is my hoverboard??
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Damn straight! There i was pootling around on my BMX, E.T style, when really i wanted to grab hold of passing cars and be dragged about on a hoverboard, BTTF style!
Perhaps we need more Jiggawatts?
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Mayweather vs Ortiz

Who saw the fight? I believe what mayweather did was unfair.... Discus
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+1...
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The headbutt was cheap and I see as intentional. But the shot mayweather took was cheap as f***
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Fn crazy! Still shocked. Please just take the test Manny!!
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Hey that punch was a cheap shot but the rule 'protect urself at all times' still applies. Pacquiao needs watch this fight very closely.
Anyone see the post-fight interview with Larry merchant and mayweather? Loooooolz!
Honestly i dont really like Mayweather, but Ortiz asked for it with the headshot, anyhow we all know Mayweather was gonna win anyway.
I wish I was 50 years younger lol
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So I can kick your ass haha
My dad was cussing like crazy LOL but yea mayweather should fight pacman
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Mayweather was a punk for that punch, the referee wasn't even looking and didn't started the fight and still counted that as a knockout. Lame!! Pacman and Mayweather should fight, but I don't think it will happen. Pacman won't take the Olympic Testing for illegal drugs and Floyd won't fight without him taking it. I think Pacman would humble him for real, Ortiz held his own for real.
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*BEST PART*
Mayweather: "HBO needs to fire you! You don't know sh*t about Boxing!"
Merchant: "I wish I was 50 years younger and I'd kick your ass!"
#EpicPostFightInterview Lol.
pfft.
Both was gay but mayweather was way gayer. Atleast ortiz admitted he was mistaken with the headbutt but what mayweather did was very gay--cheapshot
I really hope Amir Khan gets a shot at Mayweather next year. If anybody can beat him it's Khan!
Amir Khan is nowhere near the level of pacquiao or mayweather. I've seen most of his fights and I'm sorry to say that pcman or Floyd would fck him up really bad.
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Amir Khan is nowhere near the level of pacquiao or mayweather. I've seen most of his fights and I'm sorry to say that pcman or Floyd would fck him up really bad.
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I suspect you're right but Khan has come a long way recently. He's young, strong and fit, and upsets happen all the time!
Does anybody else feel that Boxing's heyday has come and gone? The heavyweight division especially has been a joke for so long now. I miss the Sugar Ray Leonard era of old, and the Ray Jones Jr/Bernard Hopkins modern era. The last time i really enjoyed boxing was when Calzaghe was doing the business!

Describe yourself in five words...

A challenge for sure! Nobody knows the 'real' you, but you wish they did, right?
Me:
Capricious
Aloof
Idealistic
Realistic
Mercurial
Your turn. Go...!
Altruistic.
Intense.
Obsessed.
Ornery.
Pessimistic.
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Down
Right
Unbalivably
100%
Awesome
Jk,
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)
Babydoll25 said:
Altruistic.
Intense.
Obsessed.
Ornery.
Pessimistic.
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I learned more about you from that post than a year of random Off-topic socialising. Exactly what i was looking for. Well played BD!
Kind
Honest
Fun
Partier
Gamer
Big
Bad
Officious
Moderating
Jerk
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conantroutman said:
Big
Bad
Officious
Moderating
Jerk
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That's only what you do, not who you are! (No offense)! ;D
Bare your souls or GTFO!
DirkGently said:
That's only what you do, not who you are! (No offense)! ;D
Bare your souls or GTFO!
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I'll do a proper one tomorrow
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MacaronyMax said:
Down
Right
Unbalivably
100%
Awesome
Jk,
Max. (From my Galaxy 2)
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I can agree with this.
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It's incredibly difficult to try and sum up everything you are in a handful of adjectives. Therein lies the challenge!
It's also why i love the English language.. for making it achievable. Once you start thinking about it, you want the perfect five words!
If i were to have a crack at describing someone else here, i might go for husam being:
Honest
Direct
Introspective
Creative
Determined
But i'd love to hear his own self-assessment to compare that to!
Direct
Sporadic
Self-conscious
Solitary
Social
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
Shy
Extrovert
Intelligent
Foolish
Accepting
Figure that out and you've got one over on me!
Archer said:
Shy
Extrovert
Intelligent
Foolish
Accepting
Figure that out and you've got one over on me!
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Easy. You're an oxymoron wrapped in an enigma.
Can I haz cookie nao?
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Babydoll25 said:
Easy. You're an oxymoron wrapped in an enigma.
Can I haz cookie nao?
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lol - You can haz speshul cookie!
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ignorant
lazy
annoying
handsome
lol
Obsessed
Possessed
Dedicated
Bipolar
Obscene
Active
Smart
Lonely
Mediocre
Blonde
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silent
shy but no really
respectful
honest
passionate
Weird
Calm
Crazy
Awesome
Funny
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