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[Q] Comedy Films

What is your favorite comedy film of all time?
For me it would have to be Dumb & Dumber
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Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Shaun of the Dead fo sho
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all good films up there, but i would have to go for Airplane

The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2

Off the top of my head i would say 'A Fish Called Wanda'.
Dark comedies like 'Grosse Point Blank' too.

Of all time? Dr Strangelove, Four Lions and In The Loop.
Oh and Withnail.

Supertroopers.

I'd agree with dulcificum, Dr. Strangelove was one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. Peter Sellers was absolutely hilarious.

wildcat2013 said:
The Gods Must Be Crazy 1 and 2
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oh yes i laughed my guts out watching TGMBC 1....not so much the sequel.
the land rover scene (when he went to pick up the lady) was the most hilarious i must say

full metal jacket, funny as hell

All great movies! Although I have never even heard of a "Fish Called Wanda". The Gods Must Be Crazy is one of my all time faves.
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Dumb and Dumber, Super Troopers, both great movies, I'm gonna throw Ace Ventura out there.
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19Interpol said:
Good choice. I would have to go with Monty Python and the Holy Grail
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Hell yes. Have to agree on this one.
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actually before anybody (including myself) forgets....i would say the naked gun would also rank as one of the funniest movies of all time

I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.

muerteman said:
I may be a little young here, but I'm gonna have to go with the original hangover. It was just so quotable. The new one is good too, but no where near as good.
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the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret

Airplane. Enough said.
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agent008my said:
the hangover is good young man but no where as good as any of the movies mentioned above. go ahead and try them; believe me you will not regret
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I've seen some of them, they are great. I just wanted to add my favorite.

My fav has always been "Top Secret!". It's such an amazing and bizarre film.

The Quotes Garden

wtf ? there are no quotes thread here ? omg !!!!
lets start lol
tell your quotes lets see how wisdom\wise you are lol
my quotes always are :
live your life we only have one so live it fully by its hardest and easiest things
life goes on
make love is make f!!!!ck so what is the big deal ?

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

When you were born you cried and the world rejoiced, live your life in such a way that when you die you rejoice and the world cries.
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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let me correct it : behind every great man is a women who stole his money

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4silvertooth said:
A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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true true i assume that the wife rips the husband

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

When Life Gives You Lemons..
Say F*ck The Lemons and bail.
Gotta love that movie

Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. - Albert Einstein
In English
Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.
- Albert Einstein

"You can die healthy or die happy, either way you're going to die."
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Albert Einstein said:
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the latter
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^The reason why I no longer teach.

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse"
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Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- Corinthians -

"While one person hesitates in fear of inferiority, the other is out making mistakes and becoming superior." My cousin said that. Don't know if he took it from somewhere or not lol...
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One thing you hate about yourself!

NOT an emo thread, so 'everything' is not an acceptable answer!
I'm living proof that Yeti's do exist and that my mum knows it all too well
Too much hair...
Your turn!

I can't stop flashing roms. Everyday. I have to change that

I can't stay out of OT.....
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The smoking. Oh how terrible, bad you are ... 'why can't I quit yuuu?'
rawr free Dirk rawr

My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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SteveG12543 said:
My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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I also have that problem. but i learnt that its all in your head and you've got to calm yourself down and treat ladies like everyone else. Just gradually increase your confidence.
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My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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Mood swings? lol that has been happening to me for the past few weeks.

Mood swings does not even begin to explain it.
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My p3n1s.
You see, women complain that after a night with me, they no longer enjoy 53x with other men. But of course, after one night with them, I lose interest.
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my weight....i have an incurable sweet tooth.

Too short!

2 inches long and 6 inches around.. think about it..
lol.. really though it would have to be the thinning hair that has become quite noticeable on top of my head..

Too lazy to exercise ...
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS

Mhmm. Idk
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My inner troll, and his ability to sometimes control my actions.

pdubsfc said:
Too short!
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That's what she said.

My third leg. I can't wear sweatpants or basketball shorts..... I can but my lady don't like the extra attention. But god forbid I say something bout her nips always on.
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Can't talk to anyone I don't know until they talk to me.

I'm to shy.
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I have no concept of time. 10 years feels like one year, and one year can feel like 20.

Help! I'm seriously addicted to Chinese food.

It's gotten to the point where if I don't have a daily helping of "something" stir fried, with rice, my system just doesn't feel right. Anybody else ?

eh Chinese food is good, but I like Greek and Mexican a lot better

It's not my favourite but i do like it. The problem i have is there's nowhere near me now that does it well. Where i used to live there was a restaurant that did fantastic food and i'd order in all the time.
My local ones now suck in comparison!

Calarin said:
eh Chinese food is good, but I like Greek and Mexican a lot better
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Oh sweet mexican, come to papa!

Last time I had Chinese food, two years ago I spent the whole night alternating in-between crouching over the toilet puking and then then sitting on it with explosive liquid sh!ts.
Hope this helps with your addiction
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Chinese food is indeed damn fine, but there's not enough jalapeños for my liking. Mexican all the way!
(Well done to SwiftKey for the accent on jalapeños. Most impressive!)
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KEBABS FTW!
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I dont really trust it... but what doesnt kill you makes you stronger

Love a nice Moo Goo Gai Pan combo plate:
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I like Chinese but... Japanese food is my favorite.
It's a tablet dammit! Not a BIG phone....

I live in Singapore , so there's Chinese food , Western Food , Malay food , Indian food and many other delicacies from other minority groups
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TravisBean said:
Love a nice Moo Goo Gai Pan combo plate:
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oh my. Here I am, eating cereals.
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addicted to it !? Seriously?! I much prefer Indian food personally.

Since my post was deleted for what ever reason I'll repost... I like chinese food as well but japanese takes the cake for me.
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What about Vietnamese food?
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@rbiter said:
What about Vietnamese food?
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Yes, love that also.

Why hate on others (Brony)

I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours

Devildog78965 said:
I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
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That dude looks contstipated
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours

This thread probably won't go down well.
People have different tastes in media and like/dislike certain things. Some people leave Bronies be but don't like the show but some might hate on Bronies. This is probably due to the fact that MLP is(was?) aimed at little girls and is therefore likely pre judged by others. Also, trolls be trolling
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Well that's true but they constantly hate.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours

My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours

I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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UndisputedGuy said:
I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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True.
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Thx chuck
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours

Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.

veeman said:
Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.
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Hahahaha lol
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