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wtf ? there are no quotes thread here ? omg !!!!
lets start lol
tell your quotes lets see how wisdom\wise you are lol
my quotes always are :
live your life we only have one so live it fully by its hardest and easiest things
life goes on
make love is make f!!!!ck so what is the big deal ?

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

When you were born you cried and the world rejoiced, live your life in such a way that when you die you rejoice and the world cries.
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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davidrules7778 said:
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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let me correct it : behind every great man is a women who stole his money

"The great thing about the internet, is that you can make any famous person say something clever" -Abraham Lincolm

4silvertooth said:
A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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true true i assume that the wife rips the husband

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

When Life Gives You Lemons..
Say F*ck The Lemons and bail.
Gotta love that movie

Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. - Albert Einstein
In English
Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.
- Albert Einstein

"You can die healthy or die happy, either way you're going to die."
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Albert Einstein said:
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the latter
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^The reason why I no longer teach.

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse"
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Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- Corinthians -

"While one person hesitates in fear of inferiority, the other is out making mistakes and becoming superior." My cousin said that. Don't know if he took it from somewhere or not lol...
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One thing you hate about yourself!

NOT an emo thread, so 'everything' is not an acceptable answer!
I'm living proof that Yeti's do exist and that my mum knows it all too well
Too much hair...
Your turn!

I can't stop flashing roms. Everyday. I have to change that

I can't stay out of OT.....
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The smoking. Oh how terrible, bad you are ... 'why can't I quit yuuu?'
rawr free Dirk rawr

My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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SteveG12543 said:
My lack of self confidence and shyness. Especially with the ladies...
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I also have that problem. but i learnt that its all in your head and you've got to calm yourself down and treat ladies like everyone else. Just gradually increase your confidence.
bigtoysrock said:
My light switch that goes from jolly fellow to pissed @ everything in a blink of an eye.
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Mood swings? lol that has been happening to me for the past few weeks.

Mood swings does not even begin to explain it.
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My p3n1s.
You see, women complain that after a night with me, they no longer enjoy 53x with other men. But of course, after one night with them, I lose interest.
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my weight....i have an incurable sweet tooth.

Too short!

2 inches long and 6 inches around.. think about it..
lol.. really though it would have to be the thinning hair that has become quite noticeable on top of my head..

Too lazy to exercise ...
...aes eht rednu
peed morf tneS

Mhmm. Idk
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My inner troll, and his ability to sometimes control my actions.

pdubsfc said:
Too short!
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That's what she said.

My third leg. I can't wear sweatpants or basketball shorts..... I can but my lady don't like the extra attention. But god forbid I say something bout her nips always on.
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Can't talk to anyone I don't know until they talk to me.

I'm to shy.
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I have no concept of time. 10 years feels like one year, and one year can feel like 20.

-The Meaningless Philosophy Thread-

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Do you have any deep philosophy which are pointless ...??
Post it here and enrich our lives ....
For example...
Shoes with lights in the heel are the universal balm for any existential crisis, no matter what age.
They also make you the coolest kid on the playground, no matter what age.
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Running out of toothpaste leads to liver problems…
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and so on ....
Lets start with :
A rotten apple is brown……
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DD-Ripper said:
Do you have any deep philosophy which are pointless ...??
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How about this one?
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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SimonTS said:
How about this one?
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It made sense. Its not pointless
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I can count to potato
-Idiots anonymous
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Man who falls asleep with itchy butt,
Wakes up with smelly finger.
While typing that out, I imagined that in a very Asian accent.
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MeanLess Quote No. 1
Apple Rocks as Users say
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4x4=12
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peanut1596 said:
Man who falls asleep with itchy butt,
Wakes up with smelly finger.
While typing that out, I imagined that in a very Asian accent.
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--Experienced user here--
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Man who stand on toilet,
High on pot.
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"Get that face off your head *****!"
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Here are some more :
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad...
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****....
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it..??
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.....
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing...
-I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you...
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To err is to human.
To really fu#k up you need root access
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I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.

The Unofficial XDA Pun Thread

Alright, this is exactly what the title says it is. So, I'll get us started:
I think I'd like the Huawei Ascend Mate, but on another Note, maybe not.
I tried to use open source collaboration tools, but I just didn't git it.
Let's have the puns somewhat closely linked to the subjects of XDA, Android, Windows, Linux, computers, technology, etc.

You've goat to be kidding me.

This thread blows.
Am I dewing it right?

OP, your puns are phoney.

I'll let lame pun racoon handle this.
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Good work
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I did nazi this coming
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Prawesome said:
I did nazi this coming
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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.

veeman said:
That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.
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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Thread Loch'd

Prawesome said:
Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Even a nein year old could come up with a better pun than that. Your terrible puns are driving me nuts.

I mint it when I Loch'd this thread. Next person to post is perma-binned.

wat?!

I'll Michael Jack-son and put you under a white blanket
I'll cut you and it's over I don't care if you got neo sparrin (neosporin)
All your friends will get hit with that tom if you don't move out of my space
I'll turn you and your friend into ghosts, that just a pair of normal activities
All my opponents get turned into ash, so whoever they pick I chew (pikachu)
We'll be waving more arms (guns) than a Hitler gathering
I'll put a couple in his top like a wedding cake
Glass his (glasses) frame off contact ask me if I care (eyecare)
Get a cap to your chest like the national anthem
My whole team been locked up for possession like the exorcist
U.O.E.N.O

All man this thread sucks
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Raymond199483 said:
All man this post blows.
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FTFY

Looking for strong gel

I know this is quite stupid to post on a developer forum but I'm trying to find a strong gel product. My hair is quite thick so it won't really style the way I would like it. Please do not flame, not really sure where to ask the question and I feel ridiculous asking this. I have already tried Dove Men + Care and it did not work very well.

Stop trolling the forum. Many of you recently had holiday because of this. They will become permanent if this continues.

This type of question does not belong here

xMorpheus said:
This type of question does not belong here
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It's off topic.
OP, Just dont wash it for a week or two. back in the day folks would use sugar and water, true story.
I'd offer a real answer but I don't use any of that stuff.
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well imo (from experience)
Gel=Hairfall
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Hair problem...
.U gotta come out of the closet and use Dove care(women) instead of the Dove( men)
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TimeAndroid said:
I know this is quite stupid to post on a developer forum but I'm trying to find a strong gel product. My hair is quite thick so it won't really style the way I would like it. Please do not flame, not really sure where to ask the question and I feel ridiculous asking this. I have already tried Dove Men + Care and it did not work very well.
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Use skeet for men.
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Just be glad you dont have to deal with Helmet Hair.....like I do daily.
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Judge Joseph Dredd said:
Just be glad you dont have to deal with Helmet Hair.....like I do daily.
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Why do you ever take that helmet off?
Keep it on 24/7... in a few days, you'll have nature's own hair gel.

You have your own excretes OP.
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Judge Joseph Dredd said:
Just be glad you dont have to deal with Helmet Hair.....like I do daily.
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OMG.... That has me lolling.
Do you shave it or wear it loud & proud?
I know - childish, but lol.

Archer said:
OMG.... That has me lolling.
Do you shave it or wear it loud & proud?
I know - childish, but lol.
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:laugh: