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Do you have any deep philosophy which are pointless ...??
Post it here and enrich our lives ....
For example...
Shoes with lights in the heel are the universal balm for any existential crisis, no matter what age.
They also make you the coolest kid on the playground, no matter what age.
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Running out of toothpaste leads to liver problems…
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...
and so on ....
Lets start with :
A rotten apple is brown……
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DD-Ripper said:
Do you have any deep philosophy which are pointless ...??
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How about this one?
Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
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SimonTS said:
How about this one?
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It made sense. Its not pointless
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-Idiots anonymous
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Man who falls asleep with itchy butt,
Wakes up with smelly finger.
While typing that out, I imagined that in a very Asian accent.
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MeanLess Quote No. 1
Apple Rocks as Users say
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4x4=12
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peanut1596 said:
Man who falls asleep with itchy butt,
Wakes up with smelly finger.
While typing that out, I imagined that in a very Asian accent.
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--Experienced user here--
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Man who stand on toilet,
High on pot.
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"Get that face off your head *****!"
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Here are some more :
-Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad...
- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-*****....
- If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it..??
- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
- Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.....
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing...
-I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you...
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To err is to human.
To really fu#k up you need root access
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I never apologize.
I'm sorry, but that's just the way I am.
Related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0utdEZd65Kc
Came back from a concert and I saw a huge red and blue object moving.
Forget the UFO, you run a Kobe camp??
Yeah... do some research on project bluebeam. You'll be seeing a lot more 'UFO's' in the coming years I think.
jamesyb0i said:
Yeah... do some research on project bluebeam. You'll be seeing a lot more 'UFO's' in the coming years I think.
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*sigh* REALLY?
If the N1 had native HD recording we'd know for sure....*sigh*
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*sigh* REALLY?
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No that was sarcasm, I don't believe in Aliens
I don't know what to believe anymore,
there are proven data that the US are genetically engineering green men that looks like aliens
And was pretty confused after watching a video on youtube called The 2012 Enigma
the men in black will now come neurolize you. Nice to know you.
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the men in black will now come neurolize you. Nice to know you.
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Grr... And all us too
Pasadena? You must love Big Bang Theory! Haha.
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UFO thread
Well true or false we can use this thread in case another member have a close encounter with UFO or stuff like that
Yeah, we are looking for a nerd with aluminium foil on his head, lol
Hahahaha!!!
husam666 said:
Yeah, we are looking for a nerd with aluminium foil on his head, lol
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looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha. i damn near fell out my chair and spit out my drink when i saw this. too funny.
15 minutes and still loling
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Well true or false we can use this thread in case another member have a close encounter with UFO or stuff like that
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Yeah or we can just have it moved to the UFO forum.. or even another sister site called Ufo-developers
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Lol!
Hahaha
UFO-devs
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Yeah or we can just have it moved to the UFO forum.. or even another sister site called Ufo-developers
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my neighbors sister was having similar things , she said she saw "green people" and was scared to sleep in a completely dark room , but she grew out of it eventually (she was around 11-12 when this happened)
prolly happened because some stupid movie tbh
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Hello there.
I am here for your wisdom.
Well let me do like the last thread do you guys want to hear it or not?
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Hmmm... I don't know which one is worse:
A) Paranormal experiences
B) You being serious
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Yea I am not kidding.
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Yea I am not kidding.
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Well, do tell then. We're all agog.
A) punch her in the forehead
B) punch her in the forehead
C) punch her in the forehead
D) all of the above
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I think you know who you have to call
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GHoSTBuSTeRS!
If there's something strange
in your neighborhood
Who ya gonna call?
jaszek said:
If there's something strange
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Who ya gonna call?
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Neighbourhood Watch, obviously.
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Neighbourhood Watch, obviously.
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LMAO!
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I'm so cereal right now!
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If it's dreams then put a knife under her bed lol my parents did that to my brother boom voila no more dreams. But me on the other haven't dreamed since forever ago
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If it's dreams then put a knife under her bed lol my parents did that to my brother boom voila no more dreams. But me on the other haven't dreamed since forever ago
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i dont understand why the thing he was afraid of couldnt of used the same knife ?¿
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i dont understand why the thing he was afraid of couldnt of used the same knife ?¿
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I'd say put a chainsaw or something. At the very least she deserves a katana.
Definitely saving that pic for later. Hilarious!
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Just when you think your OT threads couldn't become more strange this is posted.
How old is this sister? (That sounds bad... But I'm not going to try hit on her )
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I am here for your wisdom.
Well let me do like the last thread do you guys want to hear it or not?
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Alan, what is She experiencing?
There is nothing outside of OT!
wtf ? there are no quotes thread here ? omg !!!!
lets start lol
tell your quotes lets see how wisdom\wise you are lol
my quotes always are :
live your life we only have one so live it fully by its hardest and easiest things
life goes on
make love is make f!!!!ck so what is the big deal ?
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
When you were born you cried and the world rejoiced, live your life in such a way that when you die you rejoice and the world cries.
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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let me correct it : behind every great man is a women who stole his money
"The great thing about the internet, is that you can make any famous person say something clever" -Abraham Lincolm
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A successful man is the one who earns more than what his wife can spend.
(Read this on a store, they are really making good money)
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true true i assume that the wife rips the husband
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
When Life Gives You Lemons..
Say F*ck The Lemons and bail.
Gotta love that movie
Phantasie ist wichtiger als Wissen, denn Wissen ist begrenzt. - Albert Einstein
In English
Imagination is more important than knowledge, because knowledge is limited.
- Albert Einstein
"You can die healthy or die happy, either way you're going to die."
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Albert Einstein said:
Only two things are infinite; the universe and human stupidity. And I'm not sure about the latter
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^The reason why I no longer teach.
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse"
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Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast,
it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking,
it is not easily angered,
it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil
but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts,
always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.
- Corinthians -
"While one person hesitates in fear of inferiority, the other is out making mistakes and becoming superior." My cousin said that. Don't know if he took it from somewhere or not lol...
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Welcome ladies, gents, and trolls. Lets play Carnivore, Omnivore, or Herbivore!
To play you simply need to state if you are a:
Carnivore - "Hello mister fluffy animal. Look at you sitting there all fluffy and cute. No one would ever eat you because you are cute and fluffy! Just kidding! NOM NOM NOM!"
Omnivore - "Me, I'll eat anything. Plants, animals, and occasionally very small rocks. I'm not picky if it's tasty I will eat it. Sure I weigh 300lbs but hey that's just because I have a hearty appetite and will eat anything."
Herbivore - "I could never eat anything with a face, mainly because things with faces can fight back. No, I prefer to eat innocent and defenseless plants. Plus another good thing about killing and eating plants is the fact that they can't scream or cry for help, so I can kill them all day long and no one would ever know."
So which one are you?
First Vote! I eat everything except desserts which are soaked in sugar.
Oh...I forgot to answer, lol, I too am an Omnivore. Though I did try out the carnivore lifestyle for a bit, my insides didn't thank me for it.
Omnivore. But I'm not 300lbs like the example says lol
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600 pound omnivore here.
JK I weigh 150
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Don't make me eat you.
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Congrats dude, you didn't get that one from me!
Oh, and to contribute to the thread...I'll eat damn near anything if I put enough hot sauce on it. And I haven't gained a pound in 15+ years. Woot.
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Don't make me eat you.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Congrats dude, you didn't get that one from me!
Oh, and to contribute to the thread...I'll eat damn near anything if I put enough hot sauce on it. And I haven't gained a pound in 15+ years. Woot.
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U spoke too soon. Lol.
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U spoke too soon. Lol.
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Lame bro. Same pic in 2 threads in under 30 mins.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Lame bro. Same pic in 2 threads in under 30 mins.
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What can I say? It's an awesome pic
I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
Devildog78965 said:
I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
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That dude looks contstipated
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
This thread probably won't go down well.
People have different tastes in media and like/dislike certain things. Some people leave Bronies be but don't like the show but some might hate on Bronies. This is probably due to the fact that MLP is(was?) aimed at little girls and is therefore likely pre judged by others. Also, trolls be trolling
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Well that's true but they constantly hate.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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True.
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Thx chuck
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.
veeman said:
Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.
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Hahahaha lol
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