The Unofficial XDA Pun Thread - Off-topic

Alright, this is exactly what the title says it is. So, I'll get us started:
I think I'd like the Huawei Ascend Mate, but on another Note, maybe not.
I tried to use open source collaboration tools, but I just didn't git it.
Let's have the puns somewhat closely linked to the subjects of XDA, Android, Windows, Linux, computers, technology, etc.

You've goat to be kidding me.

This thread blows.
Am I dewing it right?

OP, your puns are phoney.

I'll let lame pun racoon handle this.
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Good work
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I did nazi this coming
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Prawesome said:
I did nazi this coming
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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.

veeman said:
That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.
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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Thread Loch'd

Prawesome said:
Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Even a nein year old could come up with a better pun than that. Your terrible puns are driving me nuts.

I mint it when I Loch'd this thread. Next person to post is perma-binned.

wat?!

I'll Michael Jack-son and put you under a white blanket
I'll cut you and it's over I don't care if you got neo sparrin (neosporin)
All your friends will get hit with that tom if you don't move out of my space
I'll turn you and your friend into ghosts, that just a pair of normal activities
All my opponents get turned into ash, so whoever they pick I chew (pikachu)
We'll be waving more arms (guns) than a Hitler gathering
I'll put a couple in his top like a wedding cake
Glass his (glasses) frame off contact ask me if I care (eyecare)
Get a cap to your chest like the national anthem
My whole team been locked up for possession like the exorcist
U.O.E.N.O

All man this thread sucks
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Raymond199483 said:
All man this post blows.
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FTFY

Related

Minecraft thread

Title explains the thread. I'd type a crapton out but It's getting vlose to midnight and I don't feel too good lol
So uh yeah, basically... Post whatever you want about Minecraft as long as it isn't negative lol
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Sorry, but there have been no less than 6724 attempts at Minecraft threads in the past, and they all get closed for some reason.
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So is this a spiderman thread now?
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Sorry, but there have been no less than 6724 attempts at Minecraft threads in the past, and they all get closed for some reason.
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Egh figures. Minecraft is so fun tho
No Spiderman.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
Sorry, but there have been no less than 6724 attempts at Minecraft threads in the past, and they all get closed for some reason.
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Maybe cause people put pointless minecraft memes like these!
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Mephikun said:
Egh figures. Minecraft is so fun tho
No Spiderman.
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I'm just trying to help before the real trolling begins.
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Minecraft threads get closed because, despite there being an existing gaming thread, there's already a load of minecraft threads which the OP would have found had they searched with the word "minecraft".
OP, please search before you create threads in future. It's rule #1.
Thread closed.

Post a satellite photo of your crib...

Here's my current domicile....
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oops... i know better... can this be moved to offtopic?
Quasimodem said:
oops... i know better... can this be moved to offtopic?
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Done
Low-res ftw?
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Oh... You mean my house.
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Low-res ftw?
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looks like a firearms lovers paradise....
OMG you can see the name of the road
The yard is huge, you can't see it completely. In fact I think that's not even half of it
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See
Closest I can get with Google Maps...
I thought all you Europeans lived in tiny apartments two feet next to each other.
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(although GPS has me in a different house
Snowflake approved this message....
Typical house in the middle of suburbia. Lol.
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No neighbors. This is the life.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
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I thought all you Europeans lived in tiny apartments two feet next to each other.
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So you thought every European lives like that... Pffft Ameri.. Wait a minute...
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Thanks for all the arrows. The red circle was confusing.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.
4 photos from different distances:
I like my privacy and i don't want to be too specific, but i live in this area. My house is included.
This is as close as I'll go. I also value my privacy, even though the streets are there.
This is as close as I'm willing to get. Now, don't be egging my house or something like that.

What's your pirate name ?

Thought this may be a fun way of killing time
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Leave your names below.
Mine's Miss Spot Hornswaggle
For those of you with no middle name (whatever that is lol) leave it out
My porn name is way cooler.
Two-Toes Creeper Holystone
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
My porn name is way cooler.
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TheSkinnyDrummer ?
RohinZaraki said:
TheSkinnyDrummer ?
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Um, no?
Lol anyway, what is it ? Not the porn one i mean.
I have no middle name
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Lol anyway, what is it ? Not the porn one i mean.
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It's so unfunny, i'm not even smiling. I'll leave this thread now.
@KC : Make one up.
@Drummer : Drive safely nao
That's then besides the whole point of the thread.
This is discrimination to people without middle names
Deadman Plank From the west???
I don't know, I'm just trying..
Sharkbait chumbucket, hey, makes me sound kinda weak.
Steve Jobs = Mad Kidd
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KidCarter93 said:
That's then besides the whole point of the thread.
This is discrimination to people without middle names
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Yes, I agree..
I dont have a middle name either
Matey Head Holystone.
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Sharkbait chumbucket, hey, makes me sound kinda weak.
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Fluffbucket Squiffy Bart :shocked:
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For those of you who have no name, I've added a workaround but I must warn you it's very complex and is NOT, i repeat NOT for the faint of heart.
Captain cackle jackson..... :\
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Why hate on others (Brony)

I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
Devildog78965 said:
I have a question why others must have a need to hate in bronys please tell me why.
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That dude looks contstipated
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
This thread probably won't go down well.
People have different tastes in media and like/dislike certain things. Some people leave Bronies be but don't like the show but some might hate on Bronies. This is probably due to the fact that MLP is(was?) aimed at little girls and is therefore likely pre judged by others. Also, trolls be trolling
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Well that's true but they constantly hate.
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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UndisputedGuy said:
I haven't seen a lot of constant hating tbh. There are some who have little knowledge who hate (ignorance) but when grown men dress up as ponies, colour themselves in a similar way wear some kind of pony related item that seems feminine and act strangely, they're gonna be mocked.
Just love and tolerate. Friendship is magic
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True.
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Thx chuck
My nexus 4 is about 20% cooler than yours
Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.
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Because ponies are for GIRLS!
^^^ Read this in high pitched 5 year old boy voice with extra emphasis on girls.
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Hahahaha lol
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Nexus Charging Orb X-Ray Images

Hey guys,
I was one of the first to order the Charging Orb and stumbled upon a Reddit request for x-ray images of the device. Being someone with fairly regular access to an x-ray designed for electronics examination, I figured I should step up. I ended up posting the images on Reddit, but I thought I should share with you guys. I know they were already on Android Central as well, but please enjoy, if you haven't seen them.
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Awesome images! I want one of those X-Rays :<.
io53 said:
Awesome images! I want one of those X-Rays :<.
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Knock yourself out!
I think it was a few hundred thousand dollars. A small price to pay for the ability to look through anything smaller than a softball.
Lol 6,100 LBS. The size of half a car but 2 and a half times the weight
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Woohoo. Nerd porn. Thanks OP
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Josh16061 said:
Knock yourself out!
I think it was a few hundred thousand dollars. A small price to pay for the ability to look through anything smaller than a softball.
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Well, with all they money we saved on buying a Google play nexus...
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That's awesome! Thanks for sharing
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That is so cool. Thanks for sharing.
Ha ha only tech savvy would appreciate this my wife was like dafuq
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Awesome stuff :good: I'm actually smiling while watching this...

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