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What do you drive/ride?

To get things started, I ride a 2007 gsxr600
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The bus....
I believe there's already a thread for all you petrolheads to show off your robin reliants and such like.....
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face....

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My bike

I ride my girlfriend. HARD.
Sometimes she rides me too. It depends, really on who is more tired/want sex more.

Solar powered & souped up Spaceship!

1985 DeLorean.

Nissan frontier

galaxys said:
Solar powered & souped up Spaceship!
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Trade mine with yours?

03 E46 325i so slowwww lol
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I'd like to revise my answer:
I drive my girlfriend crazy, and I ride her to oblivion.

I drive a bike.

2009 Toyota Prius Revised

sakai4eva said:
I'd like to revise my answer:
I drive my girlfriend crazy, and I ride her to oblivion.
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Nice.
I drive a Ford fiesta
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A 2000 Dodge Stratus.
Gets me where I'm going.

I drive a anti matter fueled saucer to come to earth. You probably have sometime heard about me in the news.
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1999 Ford Escort. Reluctantly. I have zero interest in vehicles other than as a means to an end. I'd much rather not have to waste my money on a car as there are many things i'd be happier spending it on
Driving isn't even fun anymore. It's just constant bumper to bumper traffic with the roads filled with idiots who don't deserve the right to breathe let alone drive a car.

I ride the mta insurance is to high for me
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors

See here.........
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1001539

My mod powers to close this thread

Multi-Colour

Here's a Multi-Colour picture I slapped together in Windows Vista Paint, in about 10 minutes.
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If you make something in Paint then please post it here.

Thanks for the wallpapers
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VercettiM said:
Here's a Multi-Colour picture I slapped together in Windows Vista Paint, in about 10 minutes.
If you make something in Paint then please post it here.
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Good jooooooob! Pixar ain't got **** on you. Now try spelling your name. Come on, you can do it.
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You're almost as good as the dude behind this painting. He used about 500 hours on it. Yes, it's MS Paint. (Source)

BazookaAce said:
You're almost as good as the dude behind this painting. He used about 500 hours on it. Yes, it's MS Paint. (Source)
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Gulp! That's Embarrassing!

trell959 said:
Thanks for the wallpapers
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Um, since when was it a wall paper. Would be brilliant for testing your screen though.

Everyone has to start somewhere!
OP, try your hand with a more powerful application:
http://paint.net/
It's free and pretty easy to learn.

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You're almost as good as the dude behind this painting. He used about 500 hours on it. Yes, it's MS Paint. (Source)
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This is amazing, dude. Photoshop ain't nothing compared to this!
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I smell a strong burn on the OP...

This^^
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Passing the "Planck density" possible?

My physics professor told us about the Planck rules. One of them was the Planck density. The only known place where this state of matter is present is on the equator of the core of (supermassive) black holes. As a natural consequence for a man, I asked myself if its possible for (un)known matter to pass the Planck density. Anyone with extended physic knowledge?
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After giving this much deep thought and reflection, its....
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Does it really matter?
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Josepho1997 said:
Does it really matter?
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As far as our current knowledge of physics goes, I'd say no.

The only thing more dense than a singularity are most of the people i work with. Some of them are so dense that the gravity alone prevents anything sensible escaping from them.

DirkGently said:
The only thing more dense than a singularity are most of the people i work with. Some of them are so dense that the gravity alone prevents anything sensible escaping from them.
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That just about sums up 99% of humanity.... It is a bloody miracle Earth hasn't turned into a gravitational singularity by now. Human stupidity defies the laws of physics, so it is a serious possibility....

ShadowLea said:
That just about sums up 99% of humanity.... It is a bloody miracle Earth hasn't turned into a gravitational singularity by now. Human stupidity defies the laws of physics, so it is a serious possibility....
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Some pessimistic posts I detected here (Yoda )
I know a handful of people, which let me still belive in humanity^^
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What's your pirate name ?

Thought this may be a fun way of killing time
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Leave your names below.
Mine's Miss Spot Hornswaggle
For those of you with no middle name (whatever that is lol) leave it out

My porn name is way cooler.

Two-Toes Creeper Holystone
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
My porn name is way cooler.
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TheSkinnyDrummer ?

RohinZaraki said:
TheSkinnyDrummer ?
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Um, no?

Lol anyway, what is it ? Not the porn one i mean.

I have no middle name

RohinZaraki said:
Lol anyway, what is it ? Not the porn one i mean.
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It's so unfunny, i'm not even smiling. I'll leave this thread now.

@KC : Make one up.
@Drummer : Drive safely nao

That's then besides the whole point of the thread.
This is discrimination to people without middle names

Deadman Plank From the west???
I don't know, I'm just trying..

Sharkbait chumbucket, hey, makes me sound kinda weak.

Steve Jobs = Mad Kidd
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KidCarter93 said:
That's then besides the whole point of the thread.
This is discrimination to people without middle names
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Yes, I agree..
I dont have a middle name either

Matey Head Holystone.
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LoopDoGG79 said:
Sharkbait chumbucket, hey, makes me sound kinda weak.
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Fluffbucket Squiffy Bart :shocked:
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For those of you who have no name, I've added a workaround but I must warn you it's very complex and is NOT, i repeat NOT for the faint of heart.

Captain cackle jackson..... :\
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Squidlips Squiffy Jones.
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Miss Greedy From The West
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The Unofficial XDA Pun Thread

Alright, this is exactly what the title says it is. So, I'll get us started:
I think I'd like the Huawei Ascend Mate, but on another Note, maybe not.
I tried to use open source collaboration tools, but I just didn't git it.
Let's have the puns somewhat closely linked to the subjects of XDA, Android, Windows, Linux, computers, technology, etc.

You've goat to be kidding me.

This thread blows.
Am I dewing it right?

OP, your puns are phoney.

I'll let lame pun racoon handle this.
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Good work
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I did nazi this coming
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Prawesome said:
I did nazi this coming
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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.

veeman said:
That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.
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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Thread Loch'd

Prawesome said:
Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Even a nein year old could come up with a better pun than that. Your terrible puns are driving me nuts.

I mint it when I Loch'd this thread. Next person to post is perma-binned.

wat?!

I'll Michael Jack-son and put you under a white blanket
I'll cut you and it's over I don't care if you got neo sparrin (neosporin)
All your friends will get hit with that tom if you don't move out of my space
I'll turn you and your friend into ghosts, that just a pair of normal activities
All my opponents get turned into ash, so whoever they pick I chew (pikachu)
We'll be waving more arms (guns) than a Hitler gathering
I'll put a couple in his top like a wedding cake
Glass his (glasses) frame off contact ask me if I care (eyecare)
Get a cap to your chest like the national anthem
My whole team been locked up for possession like the exorcist
U.O.E.N.O

All man this thread sucks
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Raymond199483 said:
All man this post blows.
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FTFY