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Man, how can you let yourself go like that?

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. . .

It's easy, especially when that's not even half as bad as half the teenagers in my school...
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I let myself go.
How i used to look:
How i look now:

She's skinny compared to
THIS <-----
NSFW! Not safe if you're eating!

this is exactly how I look like in real life!!
Photo of me

husam666 said:
this is exactly how I look like in real life!!
Photo of me
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No! This is me
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husam666 said:
this is exactly how I look like in real life!!
Photo of me
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dexter93 said:
No! This is me
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actually thats me

Identical triplets? What an odd way to meet each other!

BazookaAce said:
Identical triplets? What an odd way to meet each other!
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LMAO, ya it is!!!

LMAO did you just take a picture of some random fat lady? LOL
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BazookaAce said:
She's skinny compared to
THIS <-----
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Oh god... How the hell can you let yourself go like that? When the scale reads "500lbs", wouldn't that be a wake up call?
conqu1stador said:
LMAO did you just take a picture of some random fat lady? LOL
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lol yea. I was sitting waiting, and she came along and sat across from me.

BazookaAce said:
Identical triplets? What an odd way to meet each other!
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Lol yes, but we chose to live in 3 different continents
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One hand or two hands?

Just wondering if you guys use one hand or two hands to use ur phone.. I just saw a stupid iphone commercial where showed this guys hand and it was perfectly per portioned to the iphone and they say "is it a coincidence? I think not", lmao they make it seem like EVERYONES hand is going to be perfect for the iphone...
Me personally I usually use 2 hands when I'm playing with my phone but one hand if I'm checking sms
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I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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063_XOBX said:
I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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Same here. I think it's time to stop using Internet for a while.

063_XOBX said:
I had a totally different thread in mind when I clicked the link.
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I wasn't born with enough middle fingers.

lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...

MRsf27 said:
lol, damn you guys totally changed the entire topic here...
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Welcome to OT
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
Welcome to OT
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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well then I guess I can ask everyone, what do you use your hands for the majority of the time?
I have a feeling the answer is going to be something totally inappropriate

You know who else has hands? The devil. And he uses them for holding.

I don't use any hands.
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It's a good thing my coffee cup is empty or else a glorious splash of coffee onto my laptop screen would have ensued. Mind you I'm in the one of the quiet floors of my library XD :laugh: Oh man.

Post a satellite photo of your crib...

Here's my current domicile....
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oops... i know better... can this be moved to offtopic?

Quasimodem said:
oops... i know better... can this be moved to offtopic?
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Done

Low-res ftw?
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Oh... You mean my house.
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iok1 said:
Low-res ftw?
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looks like a firearms lovers paradise....

OMG you can see the name of the road
The yard is huge, you can't see it completely. In fact I think that's not even half of it
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See

Closest I can get with Google Maps...

I thought all you Europeans lived in tiny apartments two feet next to each other.
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(although GPS has me in a different house
Snowflake approved this message....

Typical house in the middle of suburbia. Lol.
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No neighbors. This is the life.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

veeman said:
I thought all you Europeans lived in tiny apartments two feet next to each other.
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So you thought every European lives like that... Pffft Ameri.. Wait a minute...
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Thanks for all the arrows. The red circle was confusing.
Easier than it sounds, harder than it looks.

4 photos from different distances:

I like my privacy and i don't want to be too specific, but i live in this area. My house is included.

This is as close as I'll go. I also value my privacy, even though the streets are there.

This is as close as I'm willing to get. Now, don't be egging my house or something like that.

I don't like Gangnam style..because..

Because I don't see the point of horsing around..
What's yours...

Because it's so damn awesome.
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Oh no... Not this again.
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nein! nein! nein! nein!

This should be renamed to "I don't like 4silvertooth... "

jaszek said:
This should be renamed to "I don't like 4silvertooth... "
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^^^^I vote we do this ^^^^
I don't like 4silvertooth because of stupid threads that are opened by 4silvertooth.

I don't like 4silvertooth because he speaks of that which should not be spoken of!

IDL4TOOTH cause he made a thread destined to locksville.

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I don't like 4slivertooth because he doesn't like Gangnam Style

Because it looks ridiculous.
Also, so does making threads that have already been made and locked before.

I find mild enjoyment in the social commentary of Gangnam Style.

the dude who created this BS called gangnam style needs to be gangnam raped by very large vikingings
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Becouse is from Korea, i don't know why but i don't like Koreans

Because the song made him rich and am jealous of rich people !
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Becouse is from Korea, i don't know why but i don't like Koreans
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Korean is not a race. Koreans are Asian. He did not say he didn't like Asians, just Koreans.
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85gallon said:
Korean is not a race. Koreans are Asian. He did not say he didn't like Asians, just Koreans.
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Well, it's still racist due to logic. He does not like Koreans. Koreans are asian. So, essecially he does not like asians, or better a sect of the asian group.

Yup racist there..watch out...
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The Unofficial XDA Pun Thread

Alright, this is exactly what the title says it is. So, I'll get us started:
I think I'd like the Huawei Ascend Mate, but on another Note, maybe not.
I tried to use open source collaboration tools, but I just didn't git it.
Let's have the puns somewhat closely linked to the subjects of XDA, Android, Windows, Linux, computers, technology, etc.

You've goat to be kidding me.

This thread blows.
Am I dewing it right?

OP, your puns are phoney.

I'll let lame pun racoon handle this.
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Good work
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I did nazi this coming
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Prawesome said:
I did nazi this coming
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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.

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That was Hitlerious, but I think we should go no Fuhrer on this subject.
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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Thread Loch'd

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Walnut?
That was bad and I know it
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Even a nein year old could come up with a better pun than that. Your terrible puns are driving me nuts.

I mint it when I Loch'd this thread. Next person to post is perma-binned.

wat?!

I'll Michael Jack-son and put you under a white blanket
I'll cut you and it's over I don't care if you got neo sparrin (neosporin)
All your friends will get hit with that tom if you don't move out of my space
I'll turn you and your friend into ghosts, that just a pair of normal activities
All my opponents get turned into ash, so whoever they pick I chew (pikachu)
We'll be waving more arms (guns) than a Hitler gathering
I'll put a couple in his top like a wedding cake
Glass his (glasses) frame off contact ask me if I care (eyecare)
Get a cap to your chest like the national anthem
My whole team been locked up for possession like the exorcist
U.O.E.N.O

All man this thread sucks
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Raymond199483 said:
All man this post blows.
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FTFY