Happy Thanksgiving! - What are YOU thankful for? - Off-topic

Take some time to appreciate and be with your loved ones. Do something nice for someone who isn't expecting it. Fill up on Turkey and raise a glass.
However you are spending it, stay safe and have a great day!
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Everyone should list what they're thankful for, right?
1) My Landlord (for saving my life!)
2) Having a job!
3) Belgium (For it's awesome beverages)
4) The Internet (For keeping me entertained)
5) XDA and all the Admins/Mods/Forumites that make it so awesome!

Since when were you American?
Seeing as we don't get a holiday over here I hope you all have a thoroughly miserable Thanksgiving......
Just kidding
(Send me turkey)
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conantroutman said:
Since when were you American?
Seeing as we don't get a holiday over here I hope you all have a thoroughly miserable Thanksgiving......
Just kidding
(Send me turkey)
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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I celebrate every single public holiday! Thanksgiving, Diwali.. you name it i'll buy a four-pack to celebrate it!

DirkGently said:
I celebrate every single public holiday! Thanksgiving, Diwali.. you name it i'll buy a four-pack to celebrate it!
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I like your style
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New Years is a tough one as i have to drink twice as much, celebrating Hogmaney at the same time!
It's a struggle but i manage it like a Boss.

DirkGently said:
New Years is a tough one as i have to drink twice as much, celebrating Hogmaney at the same time!
It's a struggle but i manage it like a Boss.
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This new year, I will be working.
Continuing the age old Scottish tradition of turning up for work ****faced....
Which will make a nice change from my staff turning up wasted
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conantroutman said:
This new year, I will be working.
Continuing the age old Scottish tradition of turning up for work ****faced....
Which will make a nice change from my staff turning up wasted
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Leading by example!
This year may be the first New Year and second Xmas i've not worked in the last eleven years! I guess i'm thankful for that too.
Tesco have a 24 Pack of Stella for £12 offer on atm. Stock up now!

I'm thankful for everyone that I've learn to tolerate in OT jk You know I don't just tolerate you guys!
I'm thankful for my college being completely paid for, it lists a huge burden off my chest. I'm thankful that I'm learning exactly what I want to learn in college. I'm thankful for my girlfriend. And I'm thankful for the life that I have, I wouldn't change a thing about it (Expect for maybe more food).
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

happy thanksgiving to the whole XDA fam hope everyone has a great day

m1l4droid said:
Dirk, do you celebrate Norouz?
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Mate, i'll celebrate anything as long as you can toast it with an alcoholic beverage!
* and off to wikipedia i go....
Edit: Persian new Year and celebration of Spring Equinox? Sounds as good a reason as any for a celebration to me! We have the ancient Druid celebrations for equinox here. Dancing naked around a bunch of old rocks, stuff like that. How do you celebrate it?
Edit2: Of course, in some countries it may be illegal to celebrate with Alcohol. CTM knows better than i, but in Scotland it's illegal not to celebrate with alcohol. Up there they celebrate everything. Even waking up in the morning!

I'm thankful.for everything I have and will get in the.near future (Christmas) lol
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DirkGently said:
Edit2: Of course, in some countries it may be illegal to celebrate with Alcohol. CTM knows better than i, but in Scotland it's illegal not to celebrate with alcohol. Up there they celebrate everything. Even waking up in the morning!
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Heineken on the cornflakes FTW!!

I'm thankful for...
Every. SINGLE. THING. In. My. LIFE.

m1l4droid said:
That's called a Haft siin table. Haft means seven and siin (Persian سین) is the name of Persian's equivalent letter to 'S'. We put seven things starting with 'S', from a range of some certain things, on that tablet, with Grass (Persian: Sabzeh), and Apple (Persian: Siib), as mandatory objects. There are also some other things at the haft siin table, for a complete list see here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haft-Sin
On new years holiday, everyone visit each other, as a part of tradition.
And so many more things to list.
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Sounds nice. With the grains on the table it reminds me of 'Harvest Festival', a celebration of the harvesting of the crops, dating back again to Pagan times. (We're just a bunch of pagans here basically).
conantroutman said:
Heineken on the cornflakes FTW!!
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ewwww....!
Everyone knows Stella goes on Cornflakes!

I wonder how many days throughout a regular year there are official celebrations, regardless of race or religion.
We should get a calendar together and see how many days we can officially toast.

Archer said:
I wonder how many days throughout a regular year there are official celebrations, regardless of race or religion.
We should get a calendar together and see how many days we can officially toast.
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That's a great idea! I quite like boborone's approach though. Any day ending in 'y' is good enough reason to raise a glass! I know he won't mind me saying that.

DirkGently said:
That's a great idea! I quite like boborone's approach though. Any day ending in 'y' is good enough reason to raise a glass! I know he won't mind me saying that.
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Lol. That's only a tad more than I normally drink. Nah, just kidding. It'd be quite a challenge to do a year's worth of celebrating the official days though, but the last day of the year would be a MASSIVE celebration, to celebrate completing, and living, through it all.

I'm thankful for family (the XDA one AND ACTUAL one(s) ) and phones....lots and lots of phones
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Where's the Natalie Portman option in the poll?

agazza said:
and dont understand how boobs must be atleast 10 characters long to post. we need exceptions to the rules.
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Whats your reason for living?

I was asked this today (not a suicide topic) and all I could come up with was "i want to be a great teacher one day" . The person told me thats all? I said yep then got looked at like I was crazy.
So I ask you all whats your reason to live every day?
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
Mine is to make an impact in the field of health medicine.
I was did some molecular biology study with a professor in cancer research and so far the results look promising. So yeah, that's me lol
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My work is not done.
Don't have one. Just waiting to die tbh.
DirkGently1 said:
Don't have one. Just waiting to die tbh.
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I don't have one either (that I know of?). Kinda sucks lol. I can't exactly say that I'm waiting to die though. I mean, I'm only 19 . But... It'll be a new experience, depending on your belief system.
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C'mon guys... a little more motivation?
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Don't have one. Just waiting to die tbh.
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You're joking, right?
To me it's just to live and enjoy life, to see the beauty in life and to have a family one day. (I'm only 18 lol)
Skellyyy said:
You're joking, right?
To me it's just to live and enjoy life, to see the beauty in life and to have a family one day. (I'm only 18 lol)
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I'm glad you and others enjoy it. I wouldn't deny anyone their right to a happy life. For me, it's just killing time until it's over.
Not trying to harsh anyones buzz.
DirkGently1 said:
I'm glad you and others enjoy it. I wouldn't deny anyone their right to a happy life. For me, it's just killing time until it's over.
Not trying to harsh anyones buzz.
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This made me laugh hard
I use swype so expect bad grammar and errors
DirkGently1 said:
I'm glad you and others enjoy it. I wouldn't deny anyone their right to a happy life. For me, it's just killing time until it's over.
Not trying to harsh anyones buzz.
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............ having a bad week lol
sakai4eva said:
C'mon guys... a little more motivation?
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I think what he meant was to be a little bit more motivating, therefore my reason to live is to answer the question, why live?
Ignore.
Edit: For those fortunate enough, i want to hear more about what they will be doing with their lives. It's what the OP wanted, after all. One of you could well go on to be a leader of their nation or the head of a big tech company. Exciting times!
DirkGently1 said:
Ignore.
Edit: For those fortunate enough, i want to hear more about what they will be doing with their lives. It's what the OP wanted, after all. One of you could well go on to be a leader of their nation or the head of a big tech company. Exciting times!
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Or for some, they might end up being supreme ruler of the world! In which case, remember me
Seriously though: I want to teach elementary school because I think that our educational system has lost alot of essentials that I had back in my elementary school days. I recently went back to a Middle School and some of the things I heard from teachers is that the students are not as focused or bright as they used to be. Tech savy yes, mentally strong, no.
I don't have anything in mind. If something needs do happen, it does, else, it don't. I don't see much in life at the moment.
allanemartinez said:
Or for some, they might end up being supreme ruler of the world! In which case, remember me
Seriously though: I want to teach elementary school because I think that our educational system has lost alot of essentials that I had back in my elementary school days. I recently went back to a Middle School and some of the things I heard from teachers is that the students are not as focused or bright as they used to be. Tech savy yes, mentally strong, no.
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I can't begin to imagine how hard it is for teachers these days. It must be like trying to herd cats. Honerable profession though and i appreciate your sentiments. It's good to see people wanting to be a help to society rather than leeching from it.
Simple....my kids.
I live find a nice job so i can relax and do the one thing i love most ... Android development so that one day i can become as good as our boos man neopeek over at www.neopeek.com ...
Ps im only 14 ...
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knightrocker said:
I live find a nice job so i can relax and do the one thing i love most ... Android development so that one day i can become as good as our boos man neopeek over at www.neopeek.com ...
Ps im only 14 ...
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For only being 14, you have goals I never even thought of. And that's good!
@DirkGently1: You have no idea. I was shocked by everyrthing. I wish kids would just do as we did back in our school time.
to stay alive for the rest of the day
I stay alive cause it hurts to die

Anybody on this Forum in the Military?

Like the title states... I'm pre-enlisting into the Marine Corps next summer, and I've recently gotten into XDA. I figured I'd try to find anyone else on this Forum in/joining the Military.
I almost signed up to the British Army when i was 16 and have always regretted not following through with it. In my work i have a lot of colleagues who are ex-military and they're all great guys. Every one of them deserve the utmost respect for serving their country.
If it's what you want to do, don't let anything stand in your way! Keep us updated with your news and hopefully in future you can tell us stories about your Boot-Camp and Tours of duty!
I'm also in the process of joining the USMC. I'm just waiting for my backround check to come in but its been two months already .. I think its because I had to put in a waiver but hopefully my waivers go thru ..
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DirkGently1 said:
I almost signed up to the British Army when i was 16 and have always regretted not following through with it. In my work i have a lot of colleagues who are ex-military and they're all great guys. Every one of them deserve the utmost respect for serving their country.
If it's what you want to do, don't let anything stand in your way! Keep us updated with your news and hopefully in future you can tell us stories about your Boot-Camp and Tours of duty!
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Why don't you try giving it another chance? Also, If I lived in Britain, I'd try going for their Royal Marine Commandos... Talk about bad ass!
theebest said:
I'm also in the process of joining the USMC. I'm just waiting for my backround check to come in but its been two months already .. I think its because I had to put in a waiver but hopefully my waivers go thru ..
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That's great! What if we meet up? Haha. I'm gonna be going to MEPS in about a year, so hopefully all goes well. I'm only 16 right now, but I've been wanting to do this for a while now.
DirkGently1 said:
I almost signed up to the British Army when i was 16 and have always regretted not following through with it. In my work i have a lot of colleagues who are ex-military and they're all great guys. Every one of them deserve the utmost respect for serving their country.
If it's what you want to do, don't let anything stand in your way! Keep us updated with your news and hopefully in future you can tell us stories about your Boot-Camp and Tours of duty!
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they don't have an age limit there? wow
anyway, i got counltess recruitment calls when i graduated from high school, said no, and they wouldn't take me anyway due to my ADHD and asbergers (believe me, i tried to sign up)
FatalityBoyZahy said:
Why don't you try giving it another chance? Also, If I lived in Britain, I'd try going for their Royal Marine Commandos... Talk about bad ass!
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Waaay too old now!
I'm sitting next to a retired Ghurka atm and those guys are fearless. Most of them serve for 20 years or more and have seen combat all over the world. One of them, who is a serving soldier, is currently under investigation for cutting the head off a Taliban fighter.
Who needs guns!
Edit: I'm 'Thanking' everyone in this thread who is serving or joining up. It's the least a civvy could do!
I was in the USAF, 4 years, best experience of my life.
Kiboe said:
they don't have an age limit there? wow
anyway, i got counltess recruitment calls when i graduated from high school, said no, and they wouldn't take me anyway due to my ADHD and asbergers (believe me, i tried to sign up)
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UK does, I think its 16 or 18, 16 is when you can live on your own, married, etc. So I'm going with 16
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Former Army - Military Police and Medical Service Corps (8.5 yrs)
My brother and grandfathers were in the USAF and the ARMY. I can't go in because of to many medical conditions. I respect every military member, op, thank you for the enlistment. Take care of your self.
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m1l4droid said:
I'd rather die than be in our military...
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Lets hope that dont happeb
watt9493 said:
My brother and grandfathers were in the USAF and the ARMY. I can't go in because of to many medical conditions. I respect every military member, op, thank you for the enlistment. Take care of your self.
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I'd rather die than be in our military...
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When the military are used to police the civilians in their own country you know that something is wrong! Any soldier that raises a weapon to one of their own deserves everything that IS coming to them!
Good luck my friend. The people will always triumph in the end, be patient!
I deeply believe in Karma. Not as some supernatural, occult force...just that everyone has everything that's coming to them! Live your life as a good person and good things will come your way. Live your life as an evil bastard and that's how your life will end.
Live by the sword, die by the sword. What goes around, comes around. Pick your metaphor! The good will out...
Wow, a legitimate political discussion in this forum ?
What is XDA coming to ?
TravisBean said:
Wow, a legitimate ***** discussion in this forum ?
What is XDA coming to ?
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Pretend it's not a P****** discussion Those threads will get closed
MacaronyMax said:
Pretend it's not a P****** discussion Those threads will get closed
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There's no politicaling going on around here! So how's everyone finding their HTC, Widows Mobile phone anyway.....?
Edit: It's a shame that there have to be divisions, borders, territory, politics in real life. We are all one race and we all share the same planet. XDA is my favourite site because the things that bring us together knows no boundaries. I now have friends all over the world, all good people, and like the other 99% of the worlds population we all want the same thing! A long and fruitful life and good health for ourselves, our friends and our families.
In a forum of 4 million members i would say that XDA OT is the place to come to find friendship, understanding, respect, fun, sadness, joy, and laughter. We have member aged from 14 years to 60 years, from every walk of life, from every nation. We don't fight, we don't hate...we laugh, we share sorrow and we spread happiness. I would be a lesser person if not for the people i surround myself with here. I learn with these people, i share with these people...these people are my family!*
*The mods are especially awesome!
I was born in the military. My mom was in the Army and had me right before her Unit was deployed to Grenada or Panama or some place back then. She had the choice of signing me over to the custody of the US or get out of the military. My mom was born in the military, too. On one of the Naval bases in Hawaii. My grandpa was in the Marines. I got accepted in high school but backed out when a mess of things happened and none of my family wanted me to enlist, but rather go in after collage. Got rejected when I was 23 for enlistment and again when I was 25. Too much trouble making when I was a kid. Maybe we'll get in another world war and open the draft again. I'll join then, they won't reject me then.
Im thinking of enlisting in the airforce.....any thoughts?
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Alanrocks15 said:
Im thinking of enlisting in the airforce.....any thoughts?
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PM orb and see what he says. Is there an honest branch of the Mexican government? Seriously, not trying to troll. Just hear nothing but horror stories from friends who are either from or have family in Mexico.
I need to change my country to usa.....everybody seems to think I live in mexico...i havent been there in like 11 years...i was talking about the us air force
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Has the word THANKS and SORRY become to cheap?

Do you think that, too?
Quite the opposite, i reckon they're still not used enough. Of course it's become easier to do online but people are still reserved and reticent to be polite to strangers. Natural reaction i guess. Perhaps the fact that people are being polite online may carry over to real life eventually?
Personally i've always found myself being awkward in real life social situations and heartfelt stuff just makes it worse. Gotta be drunk for that stuff! No such problem saying Thanks, please, sorry etc on here though.
I don't think the mods will like that. A "thank you" is a thing you'll have to deserve.
I will however 'Thank' any currently serving, or previously serving, member of any of the Armed Services on principal.
Should the OP decide to enlist and serve his Queen and Country i will be the first to hit that button!
Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
I hate Justin bayber, will you thank me?
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WTS thanks hitting. 1$ each. pm me
(kidding don't ban me)
But that doesn't help when you secretly have a crush on Rebecca Black. So no, i can't thank you yet.
BazookaAce said:
Luckily for you, i am the queen Now, let's get f-ed up gentlemen!
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Hear, hear!
Cheers!
Edit: Can i borrow a couple of your commonwealth countries for the weekend? Nothing important...perhaps Canada & Australia? I promise to return them in good condition!
If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
Shift_Lock said:
If you have kids then you know what Im talking about.. Sorry loses its meaning very VERY fast... lol
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Lulz! So you feel like you're being played? Kids are masters at manipulation and will stop at nothing! The two 'angels' that i share a house with know exactly how to wrap me in knots.
Bless 'em. (They're not mine so i only have to digest them in bite sized chunks).
When i was younger i had terrible trouble admitting when i was wrong. I would defend my argument long after it had stopped being logical. I think that's common too. It stings the pride. I'm glad i'm not like that any more.
LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
Shift_Lock said:
LOL! The 4 year old is the worst.. she runs her mom. her brother and her sister.. I try to keep it together... but damn... she knows all the tricks!
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The ones here are 4 (boy) and 5 (girl) and boy does she think she's the boss! My landlord is the most patient people person i've ever known, and is far too kind to be a disciplinarian, (he took me in after all), but she takes every advantage of the fact.
"Daughter of mine, you're going to bed soon so turn off that computer and go brush your teeth".
"No daddy, we don't go to bed at this time and i will play this some more, and then i will watch television for a while...", in the sweetest voice imaginable, as if she's explaining the way things are to a total idiot.
I love it! She always does what i ask her though.
They could be the most important words ever spoken to a person
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What will you do if XDA site is out for a week?

Had this question in my mind for a while and thought of asking you people, so what will you people do if XDA is out for a week or so? (No offense to XDA)
My GS2 will take a break and give two days battery backup
and i can resume playing games which i have left half way
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Someone needs to get laid (op)
Oh well, xda is like my biggest time waster throughout the day, i check it every now and then when i'm not busy (and too often even when i'm busy): coffee break, on the bus, while i wait for my girl doing her makeup and such. I guess i'll get a massive productivity boost in that week, at the price of being a tiny bit more bored from time to time, no biggie actually...
I havea backup plan for that. There's the Galnet MIUI site, plus a couple other Android sites. But, more than a week and i don't know if i could handle it.
i used to think about that..then i took an arrow in the knee
get to bed,closing my eyes
hoping when i wake up there is a girl besides me
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agent205 said:
get to bed,closing my eyes
hoping when i wake up there is a girl besides me
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What about going out hunting for some instead? :/
Practice guitar an extra hour every day.
vnvman said:
What about going out hunting for some instead? :/
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oh yeah
change my mind, hunting some chicks outside
If xda was down for that long....I'd cry....allot.
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I would commit suicide.
Solve the problem of world hunger and stabilize the global economy.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
I_am_Error said:
Solve the problem of world hunger and stabilize the global economy.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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lol such a hero
agent205 said:
lol such a hero
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XDA cuts out a large chunk of my time....>_>
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
I would freak out because I have three phones running Android and I always have to update them.
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I would freak out because I have three phones running Android and I always have to update them.
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Lol maintaining 3 phones up to date on Android platform is like breast feeding 3 baby grizzlies (being a male). That would definitely kill me, i'd rather have a wife at that point
Dunno how I'll manage. Maybe freak out.
Also wouldn't be able to do anything else. would be back frequently to check
Sleep all day.... zzzzzzzzzzzz
(nothing to do)

I will do you a (dis)service

Hello XDAers. Actually, just OTers.
For Christmas, anyone and everyone who posts here will get either a service (or disservice) from me. Just post anything, a single word or a wall of text, and I will gladly (or reluctantly, depending on my energy levels) write something good or awful or awfully good about what you wrote in relation to you.
Now, begin.
woo.....PLOP
Shi! Shizzz
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Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
NJ___Jon said:
woo.....PLOP
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Hey Jon.
How's Jersey treating you? Remember that time Snooki went woo and PLOP her ass on your boner and you thought you got herpes? Well, I've got some good news, and some bad news. Are you seated down. If you're not, please sit down. If you're seated, please make yourself comfortable. Not in that way, Jon.
Well, the good news, it's not herpes. I'm sure you're glad, right? The bad news is it's AIDS, so you're pretty much fvcked. I mean, you fvcked. Fvcked up, I mean. Not that I was watching you bang Snooki or anything, I'm sure any position would do, really. But the good news is that now you don't have to live that much longer with the humiliation of knowing that you banged Snooki. Which leads me to the final piece of bad news, since you were drunk that night. You banged Snooki.
Anyhows, I'll be chillin' in Malaysia 'til your wife says it's ok to come back to Jersey. She's loving it here, by the way.
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Shi! Shizzz
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Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.
Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Sakaiaikikikikikikiki
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sakai4eva said:
Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.
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One thing to say LMAO !
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I_am_Error said:
Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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TO: Mr, Error, I Am.
SUBJECT: Inappropriate behaviour during lectures.
Mr. Error, I bid you good day, despite the fact that you have utterly ruined mine, as well as others' so far. True to your moniker, you have more than managed to personify the very deification your status as the anthropomorphic personification of all that is wrong and erroneous in your time here.
Firstly, Miss Hěi is of a slightly more... sensitive disposition. While her mental and physical disabilities does contribute to her almost clubbing you to death with her umbrella, your childishly immature action of teasing her name by calling out to anyone sitting beside her warrants such response and it is the faculty's opinion that that you deserved it. Calling someone with Down Syndrome "poker face" is also socially frowned upon.
As such, I must inform you that you are now the official Teaching Assistant in the classroom, until and unless your next shenanigan caused further uproar and humour in the faculty whereupon you will be further elevated in the Clown School.
Retards.
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Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Moe. You're fvcking 16 already. Stop screaming "ah" and going mad. Your chantings are now so loud the Jones down the street are jonesing. All I hear is
Ricey magic nation light tooth tits: Ricey magic nation light tooth tits.
Which makes no sense.
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sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-my life is a shooting range, people never change-
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To: 9493, Watt.
Subject: Demise of your partner.
Date: 19th october 2011
Mr 9493, it is with regret that I inform you that your partner Mr 9493, Volt has recently passed. However his life insurance merely covers accidental death and the U.S. Army does not extend DADT benefits retroactively. Accidental insurance could not be used to cover his procedures as he was last seen waving a machete and saying he was a samurai prior to dismembering his member. I quote, verbatim from the transcript that he was last heard yelling "Sakaiaikikikikikikiki" and that is seven kis which is two kis more than the company motto therefore also disqualifying him from the company insurance. However, I am able to offer you a stipend from the widowers' fund as long as you were able to furnish proper proof of matrimony, holy or not. Pictures of anal coitus is not sufficient proof of marriage or of civil union, merely of union, albeit from his face it seemed quite civil. Your adoption of his surname and insistence of it's usage is not evidence either.
As such, unless you furnish us with court admissible proof of civil union and/or marriage in fourteen (14) days from the date of this letter, we will close this file.
Thank you.
Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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deliriousDroid said:
Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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O.O
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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You said you would tell nobody
*runsaway*
Hi!
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Hi!
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Hi said Alan,
Who thinks he's cool indeed.
No said sakai,
Little fvcker will bleed.
Jump goes Alan,
Faster than a hare.
Meh said sakai,
His worst night-mare.
Fly, Alan, FLY!
Run away for good!
Heh, said sakai,
Turned him into dog food.
DISCLAIMER: read OP part about disservice.
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From my fingers to your eyez
cdesai said:
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From my fingers to your eyez
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ME: Hey.
cdesai: ...
I'm sorry man.
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Look, I didn't meant for it to happen that way, man.
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I'm sorry.
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Stop looking at me like that. You're my friend, and I'd be here for you anyway.
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Guilt isn't what kept me here. Loyalty is.
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I'm really sorry.
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Alright, alright! So it's my fault!
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Just because I accidentally ripped your vocal chords out doesn't mean you should give me the silent treatment!

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