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Wedding and phone dream

So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..

hahahaha You should make a pitch of it and send it to hollywood!
"the Android wedding"

Kemekill Products said:
So I'm getting married in 2 months and I'm a T-Mo rep so in essence I live and breath phones. It's just my thing I've been a phone nerd since I started working at T-Mo and got my first Dash. So I was taking a nap before I needed to head to work this afternoon and had a crazy ass dream. I dreamed about my wedding. At some point I was talking with the preacher who is to officiate the wedding and he told me I couldn't get married because he doesn't do 2.1 weddings. My immediate reaction was in shock asking him why he wasn't compatible with Google's Android 2.1 build and if I really had to revert to 1.6 to have the wedding done. Yeah I know weird but I woke up laughing and realizing I might have a problem..
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That's different
I'm wondering if you "future" wife to be knows about your adiction to XDA and phones

oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"

Kemekill Products said:
oh she is very aware of it. She wanted to buy a Cliq when she last had an upgrade and I refused to let her get a phone that has practically no real devs supporting it and got her a MT3G instead. She came home last night around 10pm and asked if I'd eaten I replied with "no" and her immediate response was, "well you could always eat one of your phones, they got that donut, eclair stuff on them, right?"
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That's funny! she sounds like a keeper

Fasho. Lmaoo. Donut Eclair stuff. I think another person has been infected with the Epidemic of ORD. Can I get a Holla back?

lol, love it!
Gotta love crazy messed up dreams!

Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...

+ Que PPC said:
Damn... why always girls are jeleaous of XDA and our stuff? the car... the phone... the PC... the dog... the house...
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Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....

Mr. Clown said:
Yeap, that's my wife....We will never understand them....
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No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.

G1BRICKED said:
No. We understand them, they don't understand how good an All Head Shot Kill Streak on MW2 is.
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I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...

captainstu72 said:
I actually started laughing at this in my office.... maybe I should get back to work...
it is very true though, my fianceé never understands the complexities involved in getting a killstreak greater then 3... typical...
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EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.

lol, its worse when I start telling myself to aim up, or, if I make game me look up, and do the same in person, or, even worse, start insulting myself for missing a shot! (I play with sound off a lot so I don't wake my little girl when she is sleeping, so someone has to insult me! [Apart from the missus....])

G1BRICKED said:
EXACTLY! HARD AS CRAP! And when you miss and you throw the controller and move about like a retard crying, they look at you like your crazy.
GIRL PLEASE!
Red means I had to censorship myself.
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My girlfriend is totally the opposite. she lets me play or be on my gadgets whenever i want. even she has interests in them =)

Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??

M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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I have a lot of free time it's the half term in england for me!!!!!!!!!
all the time in the world
no not really went for such a long bike ride in the morning so so so tired and it's only 6 here!

M_T_M said:
Wow!! You guys do have a lot of free time
and djteotancolis...you have a girlfriend??
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ummm why? i'm not icky like you

djteotancolis said:
ummm why? i'm not icky like you
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You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj

M_T_M said:
You can only wish to be as good looking and smart as yours truly
Hello dj
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atleast i know i'm better lookin than you and have a better life

hahahahaha hey people i know how orb goes around the forums without it saying he's online and i can do it and am doing it now!!!

I can't believe my mom stooped so low....

My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing?"
The doctor said "An underwater weighing test"
And just like that, my mom said "Yes. When can my son and my daughter can take it?" and the doc said "Today at 2pm."
So, I didn't bother taking a shower and so did my sister too, so I had to get into a special swimming suit(tight pants...Ugh).
My sister said "Can I pull my hair down to a ponytail?" The doctor said "No."
So my sister with her long, blonde hair went underwater with 8 seconds and had she must enjoyed it..but I didn't.

Wait.... What's wrong with a pair of scales =P
Max. (Desire z)

MacaronyMax said:
Wait.... What's wrong with a pair of scales =P
Max. (Desire z)
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Everything

wtf?
1. Why does it matter how much you and your sister weigh?
2. What's wrong with bathroom scales?

AdrianK said:
wtf?
1. Why does it matter how much you and your sister weigh?
2. What's wrong with bathroom scales?
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Haha indeed! Well, they may be overweight but don't want to offend anyone so I did not just say that haha.
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Wait... So the doc as a swimming pool?? How awesome!

!PANDA said:
Haha indeed! Well, they may be overweight but don't want to offend anyone so I did not just say that haha.
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Well they chose to post it online

http://www.quickmedical.com/health_information/weight_management/underwater_weighing.html

Hi,
both me and my wife are fighting a desperate (and mostly loosing) fight against the fat.
If you ask me, we as IT workers can but live with it...

Wait I still havn't got the point of this story. What is it the op wants to tell us? Have I missed something?

altae said:
Wait I still havn't got the point of this story. What is it the op wants to tell us? Have I missed something?
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No idea

Probably just a kid venting? From the medical link given, it seems to be a fairer and more accurate measurement of fat to body-mass ratio than merely using a scale. If the OP really has less fat and more bones/muscle, the test would have been a more accurate measurement of obesity than simply using a weighing scale.
And for teenagers screaming invasion of privacy and such, grow up. Rights comes with responsibility. As long as your parents are providing your needs, they can do whatever the heck they wanna as long as it doesn't hurt. Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.

Makes sense, the OP just said 'accurate', it just sounded a bit off...
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And for teenagers screaming invasion of privacy and such, grow up. Rights comes with responsibility. As long as your parents are providing your needs, they can do whatever the heck they wanna as long as it doesn't hurt. Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.
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That is hands down the most retarded statement I've ever heard.

sakai4eva said:
Oh, and emotional trauma and PTSD doesn't really hold up in court.
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And that's probably in Kuala Lumpur the case but not in civilized societies.

AdrianK said:
Makes sense, the OP just said 'accurate', it just sounded a bit off...
That is hands down the most retarded statement I've ever heard.
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Well, I'm glad you are not working in my company then
Rights can never come without the responsibility of enforcing/using that particular right. Otherwise, that is really messed up.
What I meant by that is that since the parents have a responsibility to take care of you, they have the rights to enforce such a responsibility. Otherwise, you should just fend for yourself. Google up teenage emancipation and read up.
The world is never fair, and always cruel. "Grownups" have experienced it. Trust me, I know.
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And that's probably in Kuala Lumpur the case but not in civilized societies.
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Sorry, forgot the #sarcasm there. Please excuse the teenage angst in this here thread. You will need to engage psychiatrist and psychologists that HAVE to prove that the trauma has significantly changed the victim and their behavior is no longer bounded by societal norms.
From what I can see, teenagers ranting is quite extremely normal. And so is a teenager being shy about his/her body.
Oh, and your superiority complex is showing. Why don't YOU try to put up a PTSD case and see if you can sue your parents?
Move along, and GOML.

I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline

jree said:
I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline
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Likely somewhere below the waist

Me too... all this reading.. for nothing!
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jree said:
I swear to god I thought this was going to have a punchline
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damn i forgot about this thread......

...And it can be forgotten again. Please don't revive old threads from 2010.
Thread closed.

Ultimatum for "Droid" users

Every time I hear a Motorola Droid user complain when another android user calls his/her phone a Droid, it makes me blood bubble.
So in all fairness I shall never call my phone a Droid again if you (Motorola Droid users) agree to never call a airplane a plane.
Any other suggestions of what they might not be allowed to say anymore would be appreciated.
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I hate people saying droid in general. Its android!

madeSICC said:
I hate people saying droid in general. Its android!
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Exactly! It's agitating when someone who owns an android phone calls it droid, stop being lazy people! Type the whole word!
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When someone says they have a 'Droid' I say, "Which one, X?". Then they have no idea what I said and show me a Galaxy S

I agree. I call peoples "Droid" branded motorola devices Droids, but I happen to use the device id for every phone that I can recognize. If I can't recognize the make or model I simply call it a smartphone or "device" in general. I also correct people when they call their android powered devices Droids in general. I am kind of an ass like that

Call my Nexus One a Droid and it's instant kidney punch.
Call it a 'droid and i'll forgive though.

jaszek said:
When someone says they have a 'Droid' I say, "Which one, X?". Then they have no idea what I said and show me a Galaxy S
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Yea I hate it when people are talking about upgrading to a "droid". You can instantly tell that they have no idea whats going on.
Abd then they ask if i have a droid or if thats a droid in myblife hand; mind you, im not mad at them ;;cause they simply don't know, but a captivate =/= droid.
Captivate 2.2.1 Paragon

I guess I'm alone on this side 'hides in corner'
It's not that I don't have any idea what's goin on, I just want to call my phone what I want to call it.
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DirkGently1 said:
Call my Nexus One a Droid and it's instant kidney punch.
Call it a 'droid and i'll forgive though.
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u should carry a knife too - just in case

souljaboy said:
u should carry a knife too - just in case
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Hell, if somebody created a pocket sized mini-nuke launcher i'd carry that!
It'd soon sort out those chavs hanging around the shops on a Saturday. "'ere mate go and buy us a case of Fosters..."
KAPOW!!
Bits of Burberry covered chavs everywhere!
Did i get off topic?

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It'd soon sort out those chavs hanging around the shops on a Saturday. "'ere mate go and buy us a case of Fosters..."
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do u buy em some , and what happens if u dont , also what would happen if u do buy ?
sorry but we dont really have chavs around

Chavs, this is just the brits slang for wigger right?
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deliriousDroid said:
Chavs, this is just the brits slang for wigger right?
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Wigger? Hahaha xD I think so But chavs are a bit more... Y'aknow Chavy?

MacaronyMax said:
Wigger? Hahaha xD I think so But chavs are a bit more... Y'aknow Chavy?
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Descriptive.
chav out.

Best way i can describe 'chav' on short notice is people who are dirt poor and common who try to act and dress like they're classy and rich. Usually hang around in gangs trying to intimidate us proper folk.
Mutton dressed as lamb....
Are you more confused than ever now?

Pretend it stands for
Council-
House
And
Violence

DirkGently1 said:
Are you more confused than ever now?
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Me... confused... nah. Crystal clear. That part about mutton and lamb cleared up everything.'rolls eyes'.
Ahaha, jokes. Yeah I do believe I understand, but thats nothing like our wiggers over here
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DirkGently1 said:
Best way i can describe 'chav' on short notice is people who are dirt poor and common who try to act and dress like they're classy and rich. Usually hang around in gangs trying to intimidate us proper folk.
Mutton dressed as lamb....
Are you more confused than ever now?
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basically they live/behave like most minorities , but are not minorities ?
(god forbid me soundking like i discriminate against them , may the higher powers bring a happier life to us all)

It ticks me off when people say Droid because of the fact it's a LucasFilm name exclusively licensed by Verizon. The world doesn't rotate around Big Red, even though their customers seem to think it does. Verizon's reality distortion field bugs me greatly. It's half hilarious/half sad. I live in an area with very poor Verizon coverage. I know so many people with Verizon who complain constantly about poor service. When I ask them why they don't switch to AT&T they say... get this... "because Verizon has the best coverage/network/service/whatever." Sure, that's true in New York, San Francisco, D.C. But it's VERY much the opposite here. But you can never convince a Verizon customer of that, they're so brainwashed into believing it.

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Perfectly succinct and accurate!

Serious question about spy software please take a look

ok so here's the deal my friend said her boyfriend is reading her texts from another device i know there is some software that will do this but are there any other ways and is there anyway to stop it thanks

If she really thinks that then there is a huge mistrust issue on one or the other side of this relationship...
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deliriousDroid said:
If she really thinks that then there is a huge mistrust issue on one or the other side of this relationship...
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well its a new relationship and he is a lil punk anyway but thats not the point. he told her about some of her txts and told her he was reading them just tryin to fig out how to stop it

where are all my off topic folks i know yall can help me out

There probably is, and he's probably taking her phone when she's not looking (and you lot must be 12) but as a test have her send a text "It's over" To her own number, and make sure he doesn't have the phone in his hand, and that is the only way to find out if he is using external software. Or maybe there is a keylogger for android?

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(and you lot must be 12)
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THANKS FOR THE REPLY EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THAT PART MEANT LOL! IF U MEANT ANYONE MUST BE 12 NAW MAN THESE ARE GROWN FOLKS

fleurdelisxliv said:
THANKS FOR THE REPLY EVEN THOUGH I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THAT PART MEANT LOL! IF U MEANT ANYONE MUST BE 12 NAW MAN THESE ARE GROWN FOLKS
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Then grown folks reading each others messages is not mature ;-)

jaszek said:
Then grown folks reading each others messages is not mature ;-)
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i cldnt agree more maybe i shld have asked this in another section i thought more ppl would know about this

fleurdelisxliv said:
ok so here's the deal my friend said her boyfriend is reading her texts from another device i know there is some software that will do this but are there any other ways and is there anyway to stop it thanks
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One of the popular way is www mobilespylogs com service or a similar something somewhere.
Ask her to take a Titanium back up or any other back up app but carefully back -up ONLY those apps and data which she needs and wipe away the lil punk's friend sitting in stealth mode in her phone.
If that doesn't help, it has to be social engineering. He's got a snitch on the inside else he's making it all up....
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Then grown folks reading each others messages is not mature ;-)
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+1

jaszek said:
There probably is, and he's probably taking her phone when she's not looking (and you lot must be 12) but as a test have her send a text "It's over" To her own number, and make sure he doesn't have the phone in his hand, and that is the only way to find out if he is using external software. Or maybe there is a keylogger for android?
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haha, yeah, or text her and be like "sorry, I got the results back from that sti test back... you better go get yourself checked up on" if he sees that he will definitely say something
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haha, yeah, or text her and be like "sorry, I got the results back from that sti test back... you better go get yourself checked up on" if he sees that he will definitely say something
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lol that wld work im sure but i txt her alot last night and nothing was said so im not sure

I will do you a (dis)service

Hello XDAers. Actually, just OTers.
For Christmas, anyone and everyone who posts here will get either a service (or disservice) from me. Just post anything, a single word or a wall of text, and I will gladly (or reluctantly, depending on my energy levels) write something good or awful or awfully good about what you wrote in relation to you.
Now, begin.

woo.....PLOP

Shi! Shizzz
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Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

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woo.....PLOP
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Hey Jon.
How's Jersey treating you? Remember that time Snooki went woo and PLOP her ass on your boner and you thought you got herpes? Well, I've got some good news, and some bad news. Are you seated down. If you're not, please sit down. If you're seated, please make yourself comfortable. Not in that way, Jon.
Well, the good news, it's not herpes. I'm sure you're glad, right? The bad news is it's AIDS, so you're pretty much fvcked. I mean, you fvcked. Fvcked up, I mean. Not that I was watching you bang Snooki or anything, I'm sure any position would do, really. But the good news is that now you don't have to live that much longer with the humiliation of knowing that you banged Snooki. Which leads me to the final piece of bad news, since you were drunk that night. You banged Snooki.
Anyhows, I'll be chillin' in Malaysia 'til your wife says it's ok to come back to Jersey. She's loving it here, by the way.

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Shi! Shizzz
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Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.

Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-My life is a shooting range, people never change-

sakai4eva said:
Dude, remember that time I brought you to the Victoria's Secret after-party and you went European and got Shizzz in your pants? I told them it was mayonnaise.
She went shi though, and I'm sure the complete and utter humiliation did not push you so far into the closet you ended up in the back ends of Narnia.
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One thing to say LMAO !
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I_am_Error said:
Hey :| Poker face.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
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TO: Mr, Error, I Am.
SUBJECT: Inappropriate behaviour during lectures.
Mr. Error, I bid you good day, despite the fact that you have utterly ruined mine, as well as others' so far. True to your moniker, you have more than managed to personify the very deification your status as the anthropomorphic personification of all that is wrong and erroneous in your time here.
Firstly, Miss Hěi is of a slightly more... sensitive disposition. While her mental and physical disabilities does contribute to her almost clubbing you to death with her umbrella, your childishly immature action of teasing her name by calling out to anyone sitting beside her warrants such response and it is the faculty's opinion that that you deserved it. Calling someone with Down Syndrome "poker face" is also socially frowned upon.
As such, I must inform you that you are now the official Teaching Assistant in the classroom, until and unless your next shenanigan caused further uproar and humour in the faculty whereupon you will be further elevated in the Clown School.
Retards.

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Nice imagination, write to this:
Nice imagination, write to this.
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Moe. You're fvcking 16 already. Stop screaming "ah" and going mad. Your chantings are now so loud the Jones down the street are jonesing. All I hear is
Ricey magic nation light tooth tits: Ricey magic nation light tooth tits.
Which makes no sense.

watt9493 said:
sakaiaikikikikikikiki
-my life is a shooting range, people never change-
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To: 9493, Watt.
Subject: Demise of your partner.
Date: 19th october 2011
Mr 9493, it is with regret that I inform you that your partner Mr 9493, Volt has recently passed. However his life insurance merely covers accidental death and the U.S. Army does not extend DADT benefits retroactively. Accidental insurance could not be used to cover his procedures as he was last seen waving a machete and saying he was a samurai prior to dismembering his member. I quote, verbatim from the transcript that he was last heard yelling "Sakaiaikikikikikikiki" and that is seven kis which is two kis more than the company motto therefore also disqualifying him from the company insurance. However, I am able to offer you a stipend from the widowers' fund as long as you were able to furnish proper proof of matrimony, holy or not. Pictures of anal coitus is not sufficient proof of marriage or of civil union, merely of union, albeit from his face it seemed quite civil. Your adoption of his surname and insistence of it's usage is not evidence either.
As such, unless you furnish us with court admissible proof of civil union and/or marriage in fourteen (14) days from the date of this letter, we will close this file.
Thank you.

Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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deliriousDroid said:
Oh, I see what's going on here, and I shall have no part in it!
Oh... I guess I had no choice
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That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*

sakai4eva said:
That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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O.O
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-

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That's not what you said when we did it to you.
*wink*
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You said you would tell nobody
*runsaway*

Hi!
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Hi!
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Hi said Alan,
Who thinks he's cool indeed.
No said sakai,
Little fvcker will bleed.
Jump goes Alan,
Faster than a hare.
Meh said sakai,
His worst night-mare.
Fly, Alan, FLY!
Run away for good!
Heh, said sakai,
Turned him into dog food.
DISCLAIMER: read OP part about disservice.

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From my fingers to your eyez

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From my fingers to your eyez
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ME: Hey.
cdesai: ...
I'm sorry man.
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Look, I didn't meant for it to happen that way, man.
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I'm sorry.
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Stop looking at me like that. You're my friend, and I'd be here for you anyway.
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Guilt isn't what kept me here. Loyalty is.
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I'm really sorry.
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Alright, alright! So it's my fault!
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Just because I accidentally ripped your vocal chords out doesn't mean you should give me the silent treatment!