What would you do?
Would you go to China to find someone of there is?
Kill yourself?
Eat?
Hmmmm...
I would be myself
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Read up on cloning, try to make a male and a female clone of myself, so they could mate and carry on the human race. I know that's incest or like having sex with a version of yourself of the opposite sex, but like cannibalism, it is nasty but still necessary under certain extreme circumstances.
After I made the clones, I'd teach myself to fly airplanes, move into the white house and grow food and pot, I'd get myself a fast car, motorcycle and boat. I would try to raise my clone children with the kind of morals that I wish were more present in the world today, in the hopes that the new human race would do better than the current one.
Or I'd just stay buzzed for the rest of my life and play video games run off a generator of some kind.
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i would rule the world
I'd visit the greatest known landmarks in the world, naked. I'd take photos and post them on my blog.
I'd be...
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You totally stole my plan Archer! Get of my lawn!
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Build a time machine, go back in time and transport back a harem and workforce and THEN rule the world!!
Sit back and relax
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I'd call up the drunk guys from XDA and we would have a party, until we all die...in the playboy mansion, driving around peoples sports cars, while drunk. How is that possible you say? The members of the alcoholic division can not die.
shouting out loud, "Where's the pizza boy ???"
Stock up on canned goods, medical supplies, firearms, and gasoline.
Maintain several gas powered generators................
Eaten my shoes......
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Get drunk/high all day every day.
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grow old and die.
Have sex with a zombie with a zombie(you know they will be)
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Use the Large Hadron Collider to make some popcorn, collect all the gold in the world, check out Area 51, take the UFO i find there out for a spin, stop by Gliese 581g and check if there are aliens there, ask if they have the fountain of youth (which they have), take some female aliens (no fattys) with me back to earth, repopulate earth and become king of the world.
Raid stores probably
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Raid stores probably
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LOL, I would do exactly the same haha
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And after that you do what? Enjoy your new TV that doesn't work since there's no power? (unless you know how to operate a power station)
My plan is at least realistic!
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Where did all the people go?
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Related
those catchy catchy tunes?
please recommend ya
check the Promo Only Urban Club series (google it, you'll easily find a DL link)
Jail is not so hot
Word son....
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It's All About The Pentiums... - Weird Al
iT depends on the mood:
If you want to find some hoes, Artist: Too Short, Song: Cocktails
If you want to **** **** up, Artist: Eazy E, Song: Real Muthafuckin G's
If you look back at the mistakes you made: Artist: Ice Cube, Song: Today was a Good Day
If you want more money: Artist: Lil Wayne, Song: Get That Money (album Like Father, Like Son)
A lot more to come....
i downloaded the 2008 album of the franchize boyz, its a nice one, has some fly songs on it
EVO 3D RAP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J9gDkAWkVEw
Ok someold/sorta new ones:
NWA: fear of a black planet (album)
Dr Dre: Forgot about Dre (song)
Dr Dre: I want to ride (song)
Eminem: Bonus Track (song, google it it's how it's listed in mai fone)
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California.... Nuff said...
Or NWA - efil4zaggin
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
NWA - F*** The Police
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John, lil wayne and rick ross.
Youre looking at a crackflashing troll with ORD
Anything immortal technique. Define gangster rap. I can give you great rap artist that you never even heared of .. just in case look up
Necro,Ill Bill,immortal technique,mf doom,shing02,Mr.lyf
I have a ton more bit try those artist out first
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What's the difference- dr. Dre xzibit and eminem
Triumph- Wu tang clan
Shook ones part 2- mobb deep
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Bros - When will I be famous.
Totally hardcore!
seedofchaos said:
Anything immortal technique. Define gangster rap. I can give you great rap artist that you never even heared of .. just in case look up
Necro,Ill Bill,immortal technique,mf doom,shing02,Mr.lyf
I have a ton more bit try those artist out first
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None of those are gangster rap. Also Mr lif has an I not a y
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Northern expozure 1,2,4,5,6,7 if your from california. Good****!
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But I do agree. Those are some good names to start with. I could go on for days and days haha. I love me some hip hop
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RinZo said:
None of those are gangster rap. Also Mr lif has an I not a y
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Eh like I said Idk I'f you would consider it gangster rap. I listen to rock mostly but I bet I can school any New York kid on good rap or hip-hop or what ever it's called now days (btw im from New York also so I hope no one takes offense at that)
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Whats your favourite ciggarete?for me is walter wolf
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Mine is hickory smoke...on some barbequed ribs.
Hindu kush
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Dried banana peels.
-We do what we must because we can; for the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead-
Luckely nothing! I quit two years ago, and haven't had one since.
YEAH, I'M BETTER THAN YOU!
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Sativa
And I have the last pack now, and when I finish that I am quitting...again. But it was usually L&Ms or Parliaments.
Luckily for me i have never smoked.... i just hate the bloddy smell of it.
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Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
1,000th post!!
huggs said:
Marlboro reds
Wish I had never started, it's so expensive and does absolutely nothing for me but makes me smell bad, ruins my health, and makes me look generally stupid.
I thought I was so cool and invincible back when I started.
1,000th post!!
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Mmm, those are all I smoked during my travels in Mexico. To expencive up here tho
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Anything i can my hands on, but i stopped i'll blame it on the bad crowd i used to hang out with
Newport shorts in the box
fleurdelisxliv said:
Newport shorts in the box
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+1
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nat shermans, although I rarely smoke cigarettes.
White (gold) Marlboro
sometimes i do the red one
crack.
for reals though.
Only in Amsterdam
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I smoke a electronic cigarette 24 MG
Meth
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Never smoked anything in my life.
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Y smoke cigarettes when you can smoke weed box of cigarettes is like 10$ bag of weed 10$!
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There's so much people hate, so lets take the time to express things we love, feel the love fellow nerds!
I love red lipstick, I think it makes women look sooo beautiful.
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I love lamp.
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i luv football and my Chevrolet
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My Ford fiesta..
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i love to say IB4TL
Android ..Using Dumbphones was really painful.
Chicks... ok, hot chicks...
I love my right pectoral muscle.
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I love my mommy
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You mean Jill.
I love my woman! I cant post why
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veeman said:
You mean Jill.
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I don't like calling it Jill. I have a cousin named Jill, and every time I hear "Jill" I think of her... I don't want to think if my cousin like I think of my hand rofl.
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I don't like calling it Jill. I have a cousin named Jill, and every time I hear "Jill" I think of her... I don't want to think if my cousin like I think of my hand rofl.
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OK fine. What about Will.
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I love to work! I'm a telecommunications field technician. I love what I do.
I love coffee. Give me coffee and I'm happy. And sleep is really nice. I used to hate taking the time off. Now I find I need sleep. But right now I have a 4-5 hour install scheduled tomorrow at 10:00 at a Advanced Auto thats about 80 miles from my home. I should be getting some sleep but I've been stuck on finding a root option for the HTC ONE X 1.85. I don't think it will happen in the next 5 minutes. I should just go to bed.
I love good friends, beer, rediculously loud music, and most of all, I love (adore) my wife and kids. My life does not suck.
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i love my razr maxx..... when it behaves
Hawaii
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I love to work! I'm a telecommunications field technician. I love what I do.
I love coffee. Give me coffee and I'm happy. And sleep is really nice. I used to hate taking the time off. Now I find I need sleep. But right now I have a 4-5 hour install scheduled tomorrow at 10:00 at a Advanced Auto thats about 80 miles from my home. I should be getting some sleep but I've been stuck on finding a root option for the HTC ONE X 1.85. I don't think it will happen in the next 5 minutes. I should just go to bed.
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You must be me
Music, can't live without it!
Just as the title says, post what you feel is your greatest achievement.
Lets start with me: My greatest achiement is climbing a two-storied building from bottom to top only with the pipes of the building!
In 3rd grade, I guessed how many peanuts were in a ginormous jar. I was 2 peanuts off.
My prize? The jar of peanuts.
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In 3rd grade, I guessed how many peanuts were in a ginormous jar. I was 2 peanuts off.
My prize? The jar of peanuts.
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Lol....
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At age 24 I have a 2 story beautiful house and good job and amazing family and fiance
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The one I'm proudest of is my 2nd place at Blue Key national debate tournament. I got to bring home a big -ass trophy which always feels awesome.
Started my own computer sales/senvice business 4 yrs ago, 1 year into it decided to get my associates in IT. My life has sucked since but it has already begun to pay off.
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My greatest achievement was, is and will always be: i overcame my leukopenic health prob through prayers
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Time Travel Will Tell on Shangri-la (black ops) yep I haven't achieved too much.
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
In 3rd grade, I guessed how many peanuts were in a ginormous jar. I was 2 peanuts off.
My prize? The jar of peanuts.
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peanut.jar?
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I wasn't hung over this morning.
I beat Bioshock on "Survivor mode" with no Vita-chambers, but on PS3 so its a trophy not an achievement.
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I beat Bioshock on "Survivor mode" with no Vita-chambers, but on PS3 so its a trophy not an achievement.
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Nice I did everyone except that one.
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I went to Chipotle for lunch.
orangekid said:
I went to Chipotle for lunch.
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Looks like you're going to need this.
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Surviving the first 4hr fire fight in 2004 Iraq.
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Got 1st of 1st scholarship in Year 8
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Slapped a girl's butt in 7th grade
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Getting into medical school !!
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Having a baby boy on the way...2 more months of sleep then I'm screwed lol
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Got into an A-listed MBA School even though i scored 60% in Grad school
Who's yr favorite person on Earth...
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It's you again?
You are my favorite person
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Me ofcourse
Sent from...
why do you care where I sent it from??
Who ever locks this thread.
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Me
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People who start threads like this and don't answer their own question in the OP
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
Thats OK said:
Dr. Deflecto says:
Let's go a different direction with this here thread.
Least Favourite Person in the World
Mine,
The ahole a few streets over with all junk stored in front of his sh*thole house.
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So you live in a trailer park?
boborone said:
So you live in a trailer park?
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Lol
Nah...
Not yet anyhoo.
I have a bad habit of thinking people should have respect for their neighbors.
Lol
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Leeroy Jenkins.
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Myself!:cyclops:
Leslie Nielson. George Carlin.
-Older than I look, younger than I feel.-
Today:
Guy at DMV that made things easy.
Usually my wife, sometimes my son.
Aside from family or friends, George Carlin is a great choice.
People in my case:
Chris Farley
Will Ferrell
Brittany Murphy
Timothy Leary
H. S. Thompson
Johnny Depp
Einstein
Mattias Duarte
Adam West
Patrick Stewart
Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Usually my wife...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Not a lie, lol. She doesn't read xda and wouldn't ever know I said it. Usually, she is.
She's funny, sarcastic, highly motivated and intelligent and helps push me toward my goals. Sometimes, though...
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Lol, I knew the truth will come out.
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Jesus' driver, Kevin Mahogny.
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