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[Q] What made you say wow lately?

I had some delicious strawberry toast for dinner. It was quite delicious. It made me say wow.

America's got talent show. wow
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Taking 911 calls wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SGS II. What Android experience should've been from launch day.
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Found a replacement engine for my S14 for cheap $300. while I rebuild the one in mine...Wow
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When i last looked in a mirror. 'Wow' those Burger King meals and 6-packs of Beer have really taken a toll!
Also, this passage from the Bible:
The Way of Love
"If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned,a but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when the perfect comes, the partial will pass away. When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways. For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I have been fully known.
So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love."
Isn't that the just the most beautiful thing to read?

Ventrilo on my phone made me go wow
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1582701148/ref=redir_mdp_mobile/183-4317879-1252833
^ Reading that book wowed me.
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Flashed MIUI on my Cappy. Wow!
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Wow... I feel like crap, exact words.
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A new Job that I'm getting .

Watching bioshock infinity trailer
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Mr. Clown said:
A new Job that I'm getting .
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What's your new job?
I'm saying wow because I farted and it brought a tear to my eye it smelled so bad.
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How much houses cost in Hawaii compared to other states . Now how am I going to run away from my parents lol!
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Walking the street this morning to work and a chick with a very fit body walks by me wearing a very thin tiny little dress and I'm like WOW that's ****in hot

mprou said:
Walking the street this morning to work and a chick with a very fit body walks by me wearing a very thin tiny little dress and I'm like WOW that's ****in hot
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Lol
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mprou said:
Walking the street this morning to work and a chick with a very fit body walks by me wearing a very thin tiny little dress and I'm like WOW that's ****in hot
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2 things. my fiances new lingerie, and and a patient i saw with a rather unusual dress sense (very austin powers, loads of mojo, but sadly not grOOvy)

Reading your post made say WOW!! So refreshing my dear Sir.
My hat off to you
DirkGently1 said:
When i last looked in a mirror. 'Wow' those Burger King meals and 6-packs of Beer have really taken a toll!
Also, this passage from the Bible:
The Way of Love
"If I speak in the tongues of men and of angels, but have not love, I am a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal. And if I have prophetic powers, and understand all mysteries and all knowledge, and if I have all faith, so as to remove mountains, but have not love, I am nothing. If I give away all I have, and if I deliver up my body to be burned,a but have not love, I gain nothing.
Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful; it does not rejoice at wrongdoing, but rejoices with the truth. Love bears all things, believes all things, hopes all things, endures all things.
Love never ends. As for prophecies, they will pass away; as for tongues, they will cease; as for knowledge, it will pass away. For we know in part and we prophesy in part, but when the perfect comes, the partial will pass away. When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I gave up childish ways. For now we see in a mirror dimly, but then face to face. Now I know in part; then I shall know fully, even as I have been fully known.
So now faith, hope, and love abide, these three; but the greatest of these is love."
Isn't that the just the most beautiful thing to read?
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I played a playstation 3 for the first time. Graphics are just horrible wow they wouldn't let me do anything but play demo games. I wanted to see what the playstations like to see if I want to buy it but the demo model doesn't let you use psn features.
Xbox 360 for the win
Trust me (-..-) im from the webs

Worst first name?

I would have to say Oaker. Who the **** names their child, Oaker?
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"Jennifer" when their last name is Taylor.

well for me the winner is this guy
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Moon Unit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Zappa
I actually do think it's pretty cool at the same time though!

johncmolyneux said:
Moon Unit
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_Zappa
I actually do think it's pretty cool at the same time though!
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Someone was into the whole Apollo and NASA thing. Haha
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corneilius

Gaylord
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Cello.
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Someone at work said they know someone named Richard rider. **** is short for richard. So "**** rider" lol. Also there's a nascar driver name **** trickle or something. And ****head (pronounced ****h-eed)

Dunno if anyone here has read freakonomics, but there are some names like ****head, orangejello (pronounced oran-zhello or something) and his brother lemonjello. Also some guy named his children 'Winner' and 'Loser' to see who would do better in life. Turns out Loser did, whilst Winner became a drug addict and went to prison Also someone named their Child after the first name they saw, which turned out to be the name of the hospital :L

HondaCop said:
Mexico????
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That's even worse!
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Bridget: worst name ever=fact
Too many stupid things rhyme with it:
Midget
Gidget
Widget
Digit
Frigid (sort of)
Ect..
Trust me grasshopper....I speak from experience
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Bridget: worst name ever=fact
Too many stupid things rhyme with it:
Midget
Gidget
Widget
Digit
Frigid (sort of)
Ect..
Trust me grasshopper....I speak from experience
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Thanks for sharing, Bridget. lol ;-)
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Esteban, that sounds like the name of a butler.
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Esteban, that sounds like the name of a butler.
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Reminds me of the Mysterious Cities of Gold
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My daddy left home when I was three And he didn't leave much to ma and me Just this old guitar and an empty bottle of booze. Now, I don't blame him cause he run and hid But the meanest thing that he ever did Was before he left, he went and named me "Sue."
Well, he must o' thought that is quite a joke And it got a lot of laughs from a' lots of folk, It seems I had to fight my whole life through. Some gal would giggle and I'd get red And some guy'd laugh and I'd bust his head, I tell ya, life ain't easy for a boy named "Sue."
Well, I grew up quick and I grew up mean, My fist got hard and my wits got keen, I'd roam from town to town to hide my shame. But I made a vow to the moon and stars That I'd search the honky-tonks and bars And kill that man who gave me that awful name.
Well, it was Gatlinburg in mid-July And I just hit town and my throat was dry, I thought I'd stop and have myself a brew. At an old saloon on a street of mud, There at a table, dealing stud, Sat the dirty, mangy dog that named me "Sue."
Well, I knew that snake was my own sweet dad From a worn-out picture that my mother'd had, And I knew that scar on his cheek and his evil eye. He was big and bent and gray and old, And I looked at him and my blood ran cold And I said: "My name is 'Sue!' How do you do! Now your gonna die!!"
Well, I hit him hard right between the eyes And he went down, but to my surprise, He come up with a knife and cut off a piece of my ear. But I busted a chair right across his teeth And we crashed through the wall and into the street Kicking and a' gouging in the mud and the blood and the beer.
I tell ya, I've fought tougher men But I really can't remember when, He kicked like a mule and he bit like a crocodile. I heard him laugh and then I heard him cuss, He went for his gun and I pulled mine first, He stood there lookin' at me and I saw him smile.
And he said: "Son, this world is rough And if a man's gonna make it, he's gotta be tough And I knew I wouldn't be there to help ya along. So I give ya that name and I said goodbye I knew you'd have to get tough or die And it's the name that helped to make you strong."
He said: "Now you just fought one hell of a fight And I know you hate me, and you got the right To kill me now, and I wouldn't blame you if you do. But ya ought to thank me, before I die, For the gravel in ya guts and the spit in ya eye Cause I'm the son-of-a-***** that named you "Sue.'"
I got all choked up and I threw down my gun And I called him my pa, and he called me his son, And I came away with a different point of view. And I think about him, now and then, Every time I try and every time I win, And if I ever have a son, I think I'm gonna name him Bill or George! Anything but Sue! I still hate that name!
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HondaCop said:
Thanks for sharing, Bridget. lol ;-)
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I'm just trying to save the future daughters of any xdians that happen upon this thread from that pain....DON'T NAME YOUR DAUGHTERS BRIDGET (or your sons either....that would be EVEN WORSE!)
Edit: except for Sue^^^^
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Skip to 0:42 for worst name part. haha.
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Just for s&g"s...
The person who thought Moonunit was a terrible name should have noted that she had a brother named Dweezil... Thanx Frank Zappa...
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Skip to 0:42 for worst name part. haha.
^ is the video working for everyone? all I'm seeing is a white space... haha.
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Dedication to SassiBoB - She is so elegant! We should all make songs for her.

I am going to start making a song for SassiBob. She is just so striking with her beauty that its our pleasure to make songs for her.

Ooooooookay.

Stalker in training.

Waaaaaa?
$1 gets you a reply

Who?
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This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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*_*mind blown
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Wow most of thr comments are about her boobs....... Nerds
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You mean on YouTube? What did you expect? It's Youtube, home of the retards.

Grace Kelly was elegant.
SB is simply hawt!

m1l4droid said:
Dirk! Where have you been?
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Hunting around for a cool detective like silhouette to use as an avatar to match my detective nom de guerre.
After many fruitless weeks i gave up the search only to find that some git in Off-topic was already using the perfect one!
I'll give you $1.00 for it and no more! And that's cuttin' me own throat.

m1l4droid said:
You know what's even cooler? That's actually me in the picture!
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Must have been using a phone camera. Did you have the LED flash turned on?

m1l4droid said:
No, photoshop.
This is the actual picture:
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That is so cool! I actually did scour the internetz for a decent detective silhouette to use as an avatar but didn't find one i liked. If you'd read the books you'd see how hard it is to find something relevant, an avatar to match the name.
Once your done with yours i'm having it!

m1l4droid said:
Sadly I haven't read the books, but I know finding avatars are hard. If you have found the picture you like, I can Photoshop it for you.
Um, I also think I've found my perfect avatar, so, it's here to stay!
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Seriously.. you guys are sick.
-_-
I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.

OmegaRED^ said:
Seriously.. you guys are sick.
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I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.
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I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?

DirkGently said:
I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?
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Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.

Remember guys. She is also has knowledge on tech. Isn't that just hot?
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Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.
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None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.

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None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.
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Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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It's true! Every mirror i've ever looked in has cracked for some reason. I guess i should stop punching them! Seriously though, anyone who thinks they can do better than SB or Milad should post a pic of themselves...if they dare!
Personally, i'd rather get by judging people on who they are rather than how they look tbh. The internet is full of hot 'looking' people, but xda is full of hot 'real' people.

[Q] UFO Sightings?

Do you believe that extraterrestrials exist?
Have you seen UFO sightings?
Describe it if you want.
Personally i've seen alot wierd flying objects flying in the sky very fast.
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patriotaki said:
Do you believe that extraterrestrials exist?
Have you seen UFO sightings?
Describe it if you want.
Personally i've seen alot wierd flying objects flying in the sky very fast.
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Could have been a bird or a jet plane.

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All I'm saying is, if you think we're alone in this universe, you couldn't be any more wrong. The proof is everywhere.
I've seen things. And just recently, Jasper county sheriff's department caught a UFO on camera. 2 days before they announced it in the local paper, I captured 3 unknown objects in the sky with my videocamera. SAME EXACT THING. Very unusual flight patterns, huge glimmering lights wrapping around the craft. They were the fastest objects I've ever seen. And I truly believe its real.
And weeks before I caught what the Jasper police caught, I saw a military jet hightailing it after a glowing bluish orange mass, and out of nowhere, the object dashed side to side, almost as if it was toying with the jet, then it darted off quicker than my eyes could follow.
I'm a true believer guys, and I am not ashamed to admit it.
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Could have been a bird or a jet plane.
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Dunno ..
but im asking about your sightings?
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I doubt anyone has seen a real UFO with "aliens" in it. I mean, what ever you think you see is hundreds of feet above you. You could easily be mistaken. Maybe if anyone got a picture with a camera good enough to zoom in and examine the UFO, but that's never going to happen. I'll tell you what though, I once saw a bus like plane in the sky, and it didn't make a sound, which was strange as it was pretty low.
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m1l4droid said:
I don't why, but these alien folk seem to prefer the US to fly over only. Personally, I have never seen a UFO.
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Exactly. Only Americans see them. Nobody else sees anything but planes.
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I've seen lots of things, flying, and thought "I don't know what that is". I don't believe in aliens though. That's about as likely as me being born on a giant rock that's hurtling in an elliptical orbit around a slowly dying ball of fire in an almost infinite vacuum.
Ridiculous.

m1l4droid said:
Wait, you mean we aren't on a rock orbiting around a slowly dying ball of fire?
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Pffft... that's about as likely as a nearly infinite universe, heavily populated with planets and moons and stars being created from an almost infinitely tiny singularity, within a split second.

m1l4droid said:
Yup, but I don't believe that aliens don't exist. I don't believe they've visited earth.
Wait, you mean we aren't on a rock orbiting around a slowly dying ball of fire?
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Urahara said:
Oh. I don't think aliens exist at all. We have no proof, and just because the space is really vast doesn't mean there has to be other life elsewhere.
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Different people, different opinions
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I sleep with UFO aliens
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I sleep with UFO aliens
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Not sure if inappropriate or inappropriate
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Tezlastorme said:
Not sure if inappropriate or inappropriate
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The first choice, I guess. Actually, you know what? I'm not sure...
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Correction: UFO Aliens
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I believe that in the vastness of space, some form of life, whether intelligent or not, is bound to exist.
I don't believe that they have visited earth though. Why visit our planet for decades and not make contact?
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i will never forget my experience of such sightings when i was in 5th grade,
it was like 100m from our class window,
only 2 of us saw it,
and no one really believed us,
i was like a sauser dish with an antenna going up and down,
then it went to like hyperdrive and flew away
i'm not trolling this time,
****s real

How's your boss?

What's your thoughts about the person who manages your day at work, school or even at home?
Do they treat everyone with understanding or does this person resemble Godzilla.
Is the boss all business or trusting enough to let things run?
Can you find the boss when need be or stays hidden so you get the blame?
Are they a clock watcher-nitpicker or pays no attention to a few gimmes as long the work is done on time?
Is the boss easy to work for or does everybody just live with attitude for pay?
Would you ever want to be the boss?
Been on both sides myself not easy either way.

I like my boss because I am my boss
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Danial723 said:
I like my boss because I am my boss
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Bout the best option out there especially if your raking in the money

Danial723 said:
I like my boss because I am my boss
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My boss pretty terrible. She can not speak English, has poor management skills and has no idea what she's doing. She's not the prettiest woman but at least she got a nice bwooooooty
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tw1n5nak35 said:
My boss pretty terrible. She can not speak English, has poor management skills and has no idea what she's doing. She's not the prettiest woman but at least she got a nice bwooooooty
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She has a nice one of these?

Our boss is rather.. insane. xD
Hide all the snacks, because if you look away they're gone.
If he's bored, he'll come over to see if we have anything interesting to watch. (I have a 1TB portable drive full of films and TVshows.)
Or he suddenly starts doing pushups on the stairs out of boredom. xD
Or do a fashionshow catwalk thing in the hall (we're a bodybuilder clothing brand. He is not a bodybuilder.... xD)
Also, randomly hands someone keys and tells them to go buy 14 bigmacs. xD

My boss is pretty typical. Acts like he is your friend, but you can tell, if you **** up, he will fire you on the spot. He is a company man to the core. Work at a large grocery distribution center. If we were not union, who knows how much people he would of fired.

With 35 years of clock punching I've had most every type of boss.
The great bosses usually didn't last long they always got moved out for better jobs.
The bad ones always stuck around till the union filed so many grievances they ran away.
I was kicked into the boss chair back in 2002.
Wow...talk about overwhelming!
I had women in my office crying, people ratting each other out, fist fights, investigations into willful property damage (aircraft parts), union rep in my office everyday, quality investigations, daily IT reports about network misuses, stand-up briefings with our center maintenance chief (USAF LT General), no more overtime...scary!
I wasn't very good at handling most things except the briefings, always had my facts straight and never lied.
Lasted a little under five years then bailed with an early out incentive.
Funny how you get the "we're gonna miss you around here" after the daily eye blackening.
Stress almost killed me...still get chest pains when I think about

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Surely, you can do better than that.
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I enjoy reading these...... So i guess ill add in I'm only 17 so not much work experience but I lifeguard at an Olympic sized usually popular pool...I have two main bosses and one is some big lady and the other is a very nice man their both scary to me but I like the guy better becuae he's more friendly...also I referee for soccer so no boss there...and I'm doing a scholarship/volunteer program at john Muir hospital and that's very fun and interesting nice boss there....

the first boss (well erm, supervisor) i ever had was a 21 year old hot chick who i was with in my 1st job, she was pretty, hot, and pretty.... and also she never got mad even though i was always late (30mins to be exact) every single day, i was 18 back then and worked for StraightTalk Wireless as a tier 1 customer and sales support agent, boy those were the times, i sometimes slept through work since i go to college in the morning whilst working in the graveyard shift and had a maximum of 5 hours sleep per day, she just taps my shoulder and says "don't let the seniors see ya", i really wonder why she let's me off the hook so easy, maybe it was because i was the teams top agent,
after that i had an indian boss, pretty cool guy, and he's the "democratic guy" who kicks ya out of you do something so stupid but yet lets you choose the options,
now i have american boss the "strict and sleek type" he doesn't like slacking around and wants you to be busy (i just act like im busy), he's okay since he'll defend his team from the corporate arseholes,

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He can't. I've seen his work, it's terrible.
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He can't. I've seen his work, it's terrible.
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Call him Shirly from now on. Shirley, he can't be serious.
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I see what you did there but he strikes me as more of a Belinda.
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conantroutman said:
I see what you did there but he strikes me as more of a Belinda.
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Ooooooh, you might be right. He gets weak.
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My boss owns the company. He basically said "here, run the place...I've got other things to do"
He's alright.
After hurricane Sandy, we had a dispatcher and a couple drivers that had no place to go. I told him about it and he gave them temporary housing in one of his buildings.

The last boss I dealt with was in a word "lost."
Before any decisions he had to call his boss.
He'd get the shakes and turn white if he had to jump on anyone.