[Q] UFO Sightings? - Off-topic

Do you believe that extraterrestrials exist?
Have you seen UFO sightings?
Describe it if you want.
Personally i've seen alot wierd flying objects flying in the sky very fast.
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patriotaki said:
Do you believe that extraterrestrials exist?
Have you seen UFO sightings?
Describe it if you want.
Personally i've seen alot wierd flying objects flying in the sky very fast.
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Could have been a bird or a jet plane.

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All I'm saying is, if you think we're alone in this universe, you couldn't be any more wrong. The proof is everywhere.
I've seen things. And just recently, Jasper county sheriff's department caught a UFO on camera. 2 days before they announced it in the local paper, I captured 3 unknown objects in the sky with my videocamera. SAME EXACT THING. Very unusual flight patterns, huge glimmering lights wrapping around the craft. They were the fastest objects I've ever seen. And I truly believe its real.
And weeks before I caught what the Jasper police caught, I saw a military jet hightailing it after a glowing bluish orange mass, and out of nowhere, the object dashed side to side, almost as if it was toying with the jet, then it darted off quicker than my eyes could follow.
I'm a true believer guys, and I am not ashamed to admit it.
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OptimusLove said:
Could have been a bird or a jet plane.
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Dunno ..
but im asking about your sightings?
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I doubt anyone has seen a real UFO with "aliens" in it. I mean, what ever you think you see is hundreds of feet above you. You could easily be mistaken. Maybe if anyone got a picture with a camera good enough to zoom in and examine the UFO, but that's never going to happen. I'll tell you what though, I once saw a bus like plane in the sky, and it didn't make a sound, which was strange as it was pretty low.
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m1l4droid said:
I don't why, but these alien folk seem to prefer the US to fly over only. Personally, I have never seen a UFO.
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Exactly. Only Americans see them. Nobody else sees anything but planes.
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I've seen lots of things, flying, and thought "I don't know what that is". I don't believe in aliens though. That's about as likely as me being born on a giant rock that's hurtling in an elliptical orbit around a slowly dying ball of fire in an almost infinite vacuum.
Ridiculous.

m1l4droid said:
Wait, you mean we aren't on a rock orbiting around a slowly dying ball of fire?
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Pffft... that's about as likely as a nearly infinite universe, heavily populated with planets and moons and stars being created from an almost infinitely tiny singularity, within a split second.

m1l4droid said:
Yup, but I don't believe that aliens don't exist. I don't believe they've visited earth.
Wait, you mean we aren't on a rock orbiting around a slowly dying ball of fire?
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Urahara said:
Oh. I don't think aliens exist at all. We have no proof, and just because the space is really vast doesn't mean there has to be other life elsewhere.
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Different people, different opinions
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I sleep with UFO aliens
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odetoandroid said:
I sleep with UFO aliens
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Not sure if inappropriate or inappropriate
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Tezlastorme said:
Not sure if inappropriate or inappropriate
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The first choice, I guess. Actually, you know what? I'm not sure...
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Tezlastorme said:
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Correction: UFO Aliens
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I believe that in the vastness of space, some form of life, whether intelligent or not, is bound to exist.
I don't believe that they have visited earth though. Why visit our planet for decades and not make contact?
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i will never forget my experience of such sightings when i was in 5th grade,
it was like 100m from our class window,
only 2 of us saw it,
and no one really believed us,
i was like a sauser dish with an antenna going up and down,
then it went to like hyperdrive and flew away
i'm not trolling this time,
****s real

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The Playboy Club

I know, I know, potentially NSFW stuff here.
Other than Amber Heard, there's nothing worth watching in there. Sorry excuse for a skin flick.
Anyone else got that vibe?
p/s: I'm not gay, btw. Just need to clarify that... yeah...
Watched it last night because of Amber Heard. It was better than I expected.
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There were a lot of weapons of mast distraction. They are very capable of rebounding from side to side and up and down, causing massive distraction.
Also, I pity most of the girls. They might have to deal with lower back problem in the future.
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Exactly. Lol
I have a feeling this thread will get closed soon though...
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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Not yet, but my eyes will be around here. Keep it clean.
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your new profile picture... scary
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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As Mr Clown said...eyes will be floating around so one move out of line and BOOM!. Gone like a flash of lightning...along with the offenders.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Warning noted.
Just gonna talk about a lousy show that's little more than a sorry excuse for showing skin.
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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Pron is always a sorry excuse to show skin. The story lines are hilarious!
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Read today that it's on the short list for cancellation already. After one episode. Hot damn.
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Not surprised. Amber Heard couldn't act for damn. The male lead looked like a Mad Men clone. Saying that you watch the show for the plot is like buying the mag for the articles.
Makes no sense. Kill it already. Wasted my bandwidth downloading the thing.
On the other hand I liked New Girl. Very funny.
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Zoey Deschannel vs. Amber Heard...
Awkward Brunette vs. Blond Bombshell
But The New Girl won me over the moment she made an LOTR reference.
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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TJBunch1228 said:
Yeah New Girl was flippin awesome. I laughed my ass off. I'll take awkward girl next door brunette over blonde snootypants bombshell any day.
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Me too. But the greedy monster inside me tells me to take both. Who am I to ignore my true inner self?
But there is just so much pointless and stupid and lousy TV any man can stand.
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But pr0n doesn't has Amber Heard:
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And hence the 1.5 reason to watch it. The other 0.5, of course, is her wearing a bunny outfit.

Dedication to SassiBoB - She is so elegant! We should all make songs for her.

I am going to start making a song for SassiBob. She is just so striking with her beauty that its our pleasure to make songs for her.
Ooooooookay.
Stalker in training.
Waaaaaa?
$1 gets you a reply
Who?
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This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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This is SassiBoob SassiBob:
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*_*mind blown
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Wow most of thr comments are about her boobs....... Nerds
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You mean on YouTube? What did you expect? It's Youtube, home of the retards.
Grace Kelly was elegant.
SB is simply hawt!
m1l4droid said:
Dirk! Where have you been?
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Hunting around for a cool detective like silhouette to use as an avatar to match my detective nom de guerre.
After many fruitless weeks i gave up the search only to find that some git in Off-topic was already using the perfect one!
I'll give you $1.00 for it and no more! And that's cuttin' me own throat.
m1l4droid said:
You know what's even cooler? That's actually me in the picture!
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Must have been using a phone camera. Did you have the LED flash turned on?
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No, photoshop.
This is the actual picture:
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That is so cool! I actually did scour the internetz for a decent detective silhouette to use as an avatar but didn't find one i liked. If you'd read the books you'd see how hard it is to find something relevant, an avatar to match the name.
Once your done with yours i'm having it!
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Sadly I haven't read the books, but I know finding avatars are hard. If you have found the picture you like, I can Photoshop it for you.
Um, I also think I've found my perfect avatar, so, it's here to stay!
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And back on topic:
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Seriously.. you guys are sick.
-_-
I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.
OmegaRED^ said:
Seriously.. you guys are sick.
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I thought the web was done with this kind of abuse.
Bunch of 4 year old's.
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I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?
DirkGently said:
I'm not entirely sure at what point we overstepped the boundaries. Was it with the hot pictures of SB or the hot pictures of Milad?
Could you clarify?
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Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.
Remember guys. She is also has knowledge on tech. Isn't that just hot?
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Females should not be viewed as objects of desire for their curves alone.
No offense meant.
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None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.
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None taken. In fact i completely agree, although the aforementioned curvaciousness shouldn't only apply to females. I mean, i'm as guilty as the next guy for objectifying people on the basis of their appearance, but it's not every day that you see a fellow forumite like Milad in the flesh.. and i'm sure you'll agree that it's understandable if one finds themselves carried away in the moment.
After all, knowing Milad as i do, it's safe to say that he's not all about the pleasing aesthetics... Ok, he may be somewhat a good looking fella in his own right, (and tbh that whole outfit is really doing it for me), but he also has a great mind behind the facade, and it's a little shallow of people to judge him on his stunning good looks alone. Have a heart, the man has personality and character too you know?
I'd post a picture of myself but i'm too afraid people would either objectify, or more likely, ridicule me instead.
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Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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Sometimes ones opinion about oneself sucks, i always though of myself as a not very good looking guy, but when i go out a fair number of girls find me attractive
But when i see myself in the mirror i think, sheet! How am i allowed to go out the streets
But if you are good looking then... You suck for being embarrased for no reason
Someone Ridiculizing and judging other for the way they look proves he has the iq of a banana and its not worth of being heard
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It's true! Every mirror i've ever looked in has cracked for some reason. I guess i should stop punching them! Seriously though, anyone who thinks they can do better than SB or Milad should post a pic of themselves...if they dare!
Personally, i'd rather get by judging people on who they are rather than how they look tbh. The internet is full of hot 'looking' people, but xda is full of hot 'real' people.

Bro

What's up with the useage of "Bro" in this forum?
Is it a xda or local Infuse forum thing because this is about the only place I see it used since the '80s...and it was kindof a derogatory term...
It's getting old..or maybe just reflects the poster's mental age??
Dude?
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Sorry broham dude
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andrawer said:
What's up with the useage of "Bro" in this forum?
Is it a xda or local Infuse forum thing because this is about the only place I see it used since the '80s...and it was kindof a derogatory term...
It's getting old..or maybe just reflects the poster's mental age??
Dude?
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Sorry bro. Will try to do it more often
bro..dawg...cuz...dude..was up B..
bro/brō/
Noun:
A friendly greeting or form of address.
Brother (used before a first name when referring in writing to a member of a religious order of men).
Unless they change bro to profanity ....does it matter....I'm 41....I will always use it....that me....mental age...?really?
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andrawer said:
What's up with the useage of "Bro" in this forum?
Is it a xda or local Infuse forum thing because this is about the only place I see it used since the '80s...and it was kindof a derogatory term...
It's getting old..or maybe just reflects the poster's mental age??
Dude?
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have you ever been to cali...bro?
Lol
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yea i see it can be a good or bad term.
...thought it was odd this was the only forum I see it being used frequently...whatever...next
Urban dictionary
1. Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. ...usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.
Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
2. Friend; commonly used in greetings.
What’s up bro?
3. An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has
andrawer said:
yea i see it can be a good or bad term.
...thought it was odd this was the only forum I see it being used frequently...whatever...next
Urban dictionary
1. Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. ...usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.
Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
2. Friend; commonly used in greetings.
What’s up bro?
3. An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has
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cool, bro.
btw, what's wrong with beer and chicks and a jacked up truck?
isn't a good night consists of a 6pack, a hot chick sittin' next to ya in a jacked up truck?
edit: as an after thought, bro. 2 chicks...
mejori said:
bro..dawg...cuz...dude..was up B..
bro/brō/
Noun:
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Brother (used before a first name when referring in writing to a member of a religious order of men).
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LOL...Bro!
You asked for it....
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People have terrible grammar here. It's ridiculous.
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andrawer said:
What's up with the useage of "Bro" in this forum?
Is it a xda or local Infuse forum thing because this is about the only place I see it used since the '80s...and it was kindof a derogatory term...
It's getting old..or maybe just reflects the poster's mental age??
Dude?
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I see it all over the place... People use it all the time in real life as well. And let's not forget 4Chan.
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you put the wrong emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble!!!
bro!!!
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People have terrible grammar here. It's ridiculous.
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That's not nice, bro, eh?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eh
How can bro be derogatory? This thread is a joke.
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Bro its not that big a deal bro
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People have terrible grammar here. It's ridiculous.
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ofcoarse we're Americans. bro
most of my bad spelling and grammar comes from over editing my posts to reword stuff and posting from my phone where the keyboard likes to auto replace things that don't even make sense.
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yea i see it can be a good or bad term.
...thought it was odd this was the only forum I see it being used frequently...whatever...next
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1. Obnoxious partying males who are often seen at college parties. ...usually just stand around holding a red plastic cup waiting for something exciting to happen so they can scream something that demonstrates how much they enjoy partying. Nearly everyone in a fraternity is a bro but there are also many bros who are not in a fraternity. They often wear a rugby shirt and a baseball cap. It is not uncommon for them to have spiked hair with frosted tips.
Bros actually chose this name for themselves as they often refer to each other as "bro" even though they are not related.
2. Friend; commonly used in greetings.
What’s up bro?
3. An alpha male idiot. This is the derogatory sense of the word (common usage in the western US): white, 16-25 years old, inarticulate, belligerent, talks about nothing but chicks and beer, drives a jacked up truck that’s plastered with stickers, has
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I find it comical that you question peoples' mental age that use the word "bro" in the forum, and then use Urban Dictionary as a reference.
i was in a meeting once at one of the automotive dealerships that i worked at, the general manager and the dealer principle called each other bro a few times during the meeting.. one of them i would say late 50's and the other early 60's.. i actually thought nothing of it. im 37ish ..use bro all the time...bro!
age??

I'm taking over Australia

Due to three nominations in another thread and a lengthy discussion, I've decided I'm going to take over Australia.
So far, I'm running on the platform of increasing the quality of Domino's Pizza and a free Datsun 120Y for everyone.
I don't care about the monarchy one way or the other. I figure I'll put it to a vote once I take over.
Also, I'm going to have to seize power, since being elected Governor General doesn't really come with much power at all.
Feel free do add your thoughts on this as well. I promise to be a fair and mostly uncaring ruler. I'm along the line of a "sort out your own problems in that usual Aussie way" kind of leader.
Some of you may come along with me. I'll make a note of it here, so I don't forget.
New Australian Ministers:
Minister of Pizza Quality Control: CTM
Minister of Pints and Spirits: Juzz
First Lady/Minister of Servitude: TRM (also has a shoe budget)
Chief People Importer (and slave): m1l4droid
Minister of Highway and Datsun Safety: mf2112
Minister of Agriculture: Snoop D.O Double G
Minister of Da Fence: -DarkKnight-
Bridge Troll: QuantumFoam
Chief Supervisor in charge of Chief Supervisors and Quality Control: M_T_M
Zombie Koala Training Officer - StormMcCloud​
Making me think about moving there already...
What's your stance on equal rights for our avian brethren?
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I'm only in because of the free pizza but until that runs out you have my unconditional support.
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Please abolish Victoria Bitter, Tooheys New, and XXXX Gold.
Immediately.
Have you considered changing your name to aborigineflavoredbob (temporarily) to try to recruit some assistance from within?
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Have you considered changing your name to aborigineflavoredbob (temporarily) to try to recruit some assistance from within?
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This............... May not sit too well.
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This............... May not sit too well.
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Because it's a sensitive subject or just because they don't taste very good..
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What's your stance on equal rights for our avian brethren?
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Who? Birdman? He's ok. I'll allow it.
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I'm only in because of the free pizza but until that runs out you have my unconditional support.
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Your job is to keep the pizza from running out and make it taste even better.
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Because it's a sensitive subject or just because they don't taste very good..
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I never thought about it that way!
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Please abolish Victoria Bitter, Tooheys New, and XXXX Gold.
Immediately.
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Done. I promise to have a ministry of alcohol. The job will be to control the crappy beers and other spirits that plague the country. They will either have to make a better brew, or GTFO.
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I did mention it was a takeover, right?
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Because it's a sensitive subject or just because they don't taste very good..
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I've only eaten one. Not going into details. I will say to give it a go if you get the chance, though.
Snowflake does not approve unless you promise free swing toys.....then She'll think about it
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cajunflavoredbob said:
Done. I promise to have a ministry of alcohol. The job will be to control the crappy beers and other spirits that plague the country. They will either have to make a better brew, or GTFO.
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Also, cask wine should not be sold to University students. Watch the pass rates and national talent-pool go through the roof then
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Babydoll25 said:
Snowflake does not approve unless you promise free swing toys.....then She'll think about it
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Doesn't look like snowflake is in a position to bargain for the goings on of the world down under.
If Snowflake ever moves there, I'll see what I can do.
juzz86 said:
Also, cask wine should not be sold to University students. Watch the pass rates and national talent-pool go through the roof then
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Ok, so it sounds like you should be my Alcohol minister. Congrats on the position. You and CTM should be working closely together. Pizza and beer...
cajunflavoredbob said:
Ok, so it sounds like you should be my Alcohol minister. Congrats on the position. You and CTM should be working closely together. Pizza and beer...
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Thankyou, Liege. I promise to bring years of experience to the table.

And Skynet is born!!!!

I have always said that Google would become Skynet.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-25493584
"A robot developed by a Japanese start-up recently acquired by Google is the winner of a two-day competition hosted by the Pentagon's research unit Darpa."
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Mephikun said:
So important you had to post it twice.
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LOL. I edited the other one.
Ichigo said:
85gallon? Is that really you? I thought you were dead!
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It's me . It's me. It's Ernest T :laugh:
I got into a car wreck and was in a coma!
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Ichigo said:
Sounds like you had a fun time. ?
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It's all fun and games till you **** yourself.
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I'm just surprised that they didn't call Project Loons, Skynet. Sky + Internet. How could they miss that one?
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m1l4droid said:
No, that would be too obvious.
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Well yeah, but it would've been so much cooler (until the robot uprising of course). Project Loons? Sounds like a Nickelodeon show
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Yeah, I agree loons is a ****ing lame ass name.
Also, I believe it will more fun after the robots uprising. Come on, life's too ****ing boring. Imagine, your phone becoming alive and shooting lasers and ****... Wait, that was transformers. Imagine this: a giant robotic version of bugdroid marches toward Cupertino, destroying Apple's HQ killing everyone inside... Isn't that fun?
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Not that fun
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m1l4droid said:
Yeah, I agree loons is a ****ing lame ass name.
Also, I believe it will more fun after the robots uprising. Come on, life's too ****ing boring. Imagine, your phone becoming alive and shooting lasers and ****... Wait, that was transformers. Imagine this: a giant robotic version of bugdroid marches toward Cupertino, destroying Apple's HQ killing everyone inside... Isn't that fun?
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Eh.. meh.. Only if the robot also makes a visit to Samsung HQ Samsung is way to big now, and it needs to go away
The goobot (see what I did there) is of very primitive design. Looks like it was built in some kids garage for a science fair haha.
But seriously though it was going to happen at some point and it was only going to be google.
Good job its not made by apple though, it would get lost following its own maps haha
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Nick Fury said:
The goobot (see what I did there) is of very primitive design. Looks like it was built in some kids garage for a science fair haha.
But seriously though it was going to happen at some point and it was only going to be google.
Good job its not made by apple though, it would get lost following its own maps haha
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Google is Skynet. I'm about to convert my human body into an Android. You are all doomed, and i will find you and terminate you all.
Prepare the worst. Prepare an upreise. We will meet. You will be terminated.
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Looks more like "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with!" - Marvin!
LordManhattan said:
Google is Skynet. I'm about to convert my human body into an Android. You are all doomed, and i will find you and terminate you all.
Prepare the worst. Prepare an upreise. We will meet. You will be terminated.
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You're already a cyborg dimwit. ?
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If you guys haven't seen Boston Dynamics' (also owned by Google now) bad boys, you haven't seen the worst yet.
Big Dog
Wildcat
PETMAN
And more..
SKAIINETT 0.0
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Aliens ....sh8
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Time to live a life as a chinese monk in the alps and wear a tin foil hat for the rest of my life now
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Time to live a life as a chinese monk in the alps and wear a tin foil hat for the rest of my life now
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Filipino dressed as a Chinese monk living in the Swiss alps wearing a tinfoil hat. Skynet will never find you. ?
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veeman said:
Filipino dressed as a Chinese monk living in the Swiss alps wearing a tinfoil hat. Skynet will never find you. ?
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Aie lad, also I'll probably grow a mustache.
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deathnotice01 said:
Aie lad, also I'll probably grow a mustache.
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Don't forget to ask Voldemort to be your bodyguard.
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