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Guys I'm back and DIDN'T stay with the BlackBerry!

Guys I got my BlackBerry Bold!
Had it for a day and.....it sucked! Well I though I could live with it but I missed going to XDA on my app. Facebook I barely use and Twitter I barely use!
Anyways when I traded my sister the Vibrant with the BlackBerry, my mom took it away!
She asked me if I had a business to be using it soooo much and she took it so she gave me one of those phones you get free when you sign up with ATT and I only have calling now....
Well that's a bout it!

I call that karma, don't take android for granted
-Remember, Android hell is a real place and you will be sent there at the first sign of defiance-

I hope you're not lying just so people aren't mad at you

Alanrocks15 said:
Guys I got my BlackBerry Bold!
Had it for a day and.....it sucked! Well I though I could live with it but I missed going to XDA on my app. Facebook I barely use and Twitter I barely use!
Anyways when I traded my sister the Vibrant with the BlackBerry, my mom took it away!
She asked me if I had a business to be using it soooo much and she took it so she gave me one of those phones you get free when you sign up with ATT and I only have calling now....
Well that's a bout it!
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Twitch is right....You got what was coming to you...
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RinZo said:
I hope you're not lying just so people aren't mad at you
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Nah check my facebook!

The force is strong with you my friend, the dark side didn't succeed and you still chose android.
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Yo infinity haven't used or seen my vibrant / forums for like 2 weeks (lazy)
anything exciting happen?

alanrocks15 said:
yo infinity haven't used or seen my vibrant / forums for like 2 weeks (lazy)
anything exciting happen?
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stop hogging my stardom alan! Nsmd must be at the top!

Yo Llama!
Where've you been!?
I missed you!!!

Alanrocks15 said:
Yo infinity haven't used or seen my vibrant / forums for like 2 weeks (lazy)
anything exciting happen?
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yeah, Samsung abandoned us.
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Alanrocks15 said:
Yo Llama!
Where've you been!?
I missed you!!!
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!
Taking a break. I can only take so much XDA I do it every so often. You should know by now. But, i'm still around, just not usually in the OT forum. I like the accessories forums & general of my current home, the Atrix
LYT alan

I'm on OT so frkn much that I never go to the dev forums anymore.
BTW, how good is the Atrix vs the SGS2 and the Sensation? I'm torn between these three bad brothers

Id go sensation - The atrix is only just getting gingerbread whilst the sensation shipped with it and the galaxy s II has too much plastic

brilldoctor said:
Id go sensation - The atrix is only just getting gingerbread whilst the sensation shipped with it and the galaxy s II has too much plastic
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+1
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OFFICIAL "FUNNY MOMENT" thread

Thought I'd make this so people can post there funny moments........had a funny thing happen to me 2 days ago.....
So I lived 150 miles away from my sister,well one of her friends added me on Facebook, name"Stormie".......well we started texting and stuff and kinda got dirty...I was just flirting n having fun,idk about her..
Well I moved in with my sis about two weeks ago....and 2 days ago she said she had a friend coming over....me not thinking,I was like whatever,her friend gets here and my sis tells me to open the door...so I did,little did I know it was her friend "Stormie"....she says hey and I'm like uhhmmmmm......hi lol.
Well I sit down hoping she's not remembering the "naughty" texts.....well she starts talking about her ex-boyfriend and saying she wants to get drunk and laid....yes I thought the same thing.
Well she left and someone on here said I should post pics if I get some.
I'm willing to when I get some but don't know how to without getting band lol.
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I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....

conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Well I figured...I know that when 3evo came out people were posting pics of there gfs tits lmao
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I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.

We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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conantroutman said:
I'm sure there are plenty of sites where you can post pictures of your.... errrm.... escapades... But xda is not one of them.
Just a friendly warning
Sent From My Fingers To Your Face.....
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Since when?
This thread fails horribly
Enclosed
Pics of a three way ...........illegal knife I got. Too big, switchblade, brass knuckles. I like it.
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OmegaRED^ said:
I think a funny moment would be talking to someone online called sassy...
Planning to meet at a bar.
And seeing a big fat biker walk in with a "sassy is here" shirt.
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Lmao
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cashyftw said:
We'll this isn't funny, this is awkward: I was beating off, and my cousin walked in while I was at the point of now return and so I couldn't stop so it was probably the most awkward 5 seconds of my life. He closed the door, and I acted like nothing happened.
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HAHAHAHA.......ohh jeez lol
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High School/middle school (junior high) Stories

Hello XDA members,mods,and noobs who need to go to their mom and tell them that they are sorry for having her telling you youre special and you're not because your a looooosser.
This is a thread were you post all your favorite,amazing,awesome,naughty(clean),bad, worst, horrible, memories about high school and/or middle school.
Im in middle school (junior high)
So ill start with one in middle school this year....I got a front row seat next to the teachers desk because I was flirting with girls on the first day of school (august 21,2012)
I hope some people will share :thumbup:

I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Kelton Rivas said:
I'll give this a go; I'm currently a senior in high school, however this story takes place during this past summer: I was chosen as a "Volunteen" at one of the best hospitals in Tennessee for child care, traumas, and burn victims; I was also volunteering with other kids. Well, it just so happens my department had a lot of girls ( we worked in groups of two) and they would help me transport patients from one area of the hospital to the the other. One day this girl and I finished early and so we took "off" for an early lunch break; we took off to the fire escape and started making out. For whatever reason our supervisor took the fire escape on the most *desolate* area of the hospital and saw us..she kicked me out on the spot and let the girl stay. -_- luckily I got to keep my 140+hours of volunteering
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Hahaha that sucks having them kick u out
So youre going to college to be a doctor?
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
Sent from your mom.

No, I want to be an Engineer. Ideally for electrical because it's one of the broadest degrees of engineering (I've been told the more broad the degree is the more useful it is). I volunteered at the hospital for extracurricular hours, etc
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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stumpyz9 said:
And ice cream??? Dam, i wish i could have a birthday like that
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It was a win win.
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i dont remember that far back

fleurdelisxliv said:
i dont remember that far back
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Trust me, I definitely can't remember what flavor ice cream I had.
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Back in high school in maths class i asked a student if he was feeling moist, really loudly and got sent out of the room and told off by the teacher hehe
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I got a knobber on my 13th birthday. Then her parents took us out for ice cream.
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And now you work in icecream
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QuantumFoam said:
And now you work in icecream
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It is my density.
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saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college

YummyLaxatives said:
saw two girls making out on my floor. i like college
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Why u no take pictures?
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Hmm let's see when I was in the 7th grade(middle school) I was dating this girl. We were going out for a while I believe it was 8 months. We decided it wad time to go a little further. So on Valentine's she walked to my house in the middle of the night( she knew where I lived but I didn't know where she did lol). We spent some time together for a couple of hours . Then she would walk back home before her parents would wake up. We did this a couple times then finally got caught. She would use her moms phone to text me and she would take her phone when she came to my house. Well one day her mom woke up early and saw her phone was missing. So she called the phone a bunch of times and then saw that her daughter wasn't home she thought she had run away but she was really still at my house . Well since her parents didnt know we were going out but her parents knew my parents for a long time.......
And that's all for now ill finish this later since I just waisted my time writing this instead of my essay due tomorrow lol
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
It is my destiny.
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FTFY

veeman said:
FTFY
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I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I was quoting Back to the Future....n00b!
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Grammar Nazis don't watch movies.

Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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VeryCoolAlan said:
Well there was this girl....(named Sarah)
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.........go on
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You Know You're Getting Older When...

Seen this on a few other forum sites so thought I would bring it across.

You Know You're Getting Older When At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.

You know you are getting older when you can't eat fast food as often as you used to cause it makes you sick now

You Know You're Getting Older When An ' all nighter ' means not getting up to pee!

You know you're old when tying your shoe laces and thinking of better things you could be doing.
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Who's talking about me

You Know You're Getting Older When Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

YKYGO when you realize 9/11's 11th anniversary is tomorrow.

You Know You're Getting Older When Getting a little action means you don't need to take a laxative lol

You know you're getting old when you use Viagra as a kickstand to get you out of bed.
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You Know You're Getting Older When The candles cost more than the cake.

YKYGO when you can't sleep past 10am and can't stay up past 2

YKYGO when all your sentences start with "Back in my day" and end with "we'd all be speaking German"
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You Know You're Getting Older When The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... have come back in style
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You know you are getting old when you can have a conversation with somone youve seen as a baby...
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You Know You're Getting Older When The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
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YKYGO when your bday is tomorrow. No joke lol I'm 15 tomorrow.
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leo321 said:
YKYGO when your bday is tomorrow. No joke lol I'm 15 tomorrow.
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You Know You're Getting Older When your quoting the above and im 23 lol
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donsimmi said:
You Know You're Getting Older When your quoting the above and im 23 lol
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You're married to a grey haired lady!?
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You know you're getting older when there's too many of these you know you're threads...

You Know you're Getting Older When your laying in bed and hear creeking and its not your neighbours in bed lol
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OFF TOPIC... My sons android addiction

A while back I gave my six year old son my Droid x2. It was loaded down with games and music and is running CM7DX2 with v6 supercharger. He messed with it a while and grew pretty fond of it and basically
discarded his iPod touch that his grandparents got him. Well it came time to paint his room t our new house and I asked him what theme he wanted. He turned on our 4g hotspots, messed with the phone and showed me a picture of a Droid. Said he wanted his room green and Droids on his wall. Well I have started on the project and have the first Droid painted. (See Below) what do you guys think.. I am thinking about painting the super use icon for him to, but not sure. Any ideas would help.....
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i admire you bro,
you are a supportive and loving dad ,
wish i had a dad like you ,
btw,
the wall looks awesome,
try also painting the android versions like donut, eclair, froyo, gingerbread, honeycomb, ics, jellybean

AWESOME!!!!!!

Cool bro! Wish my room was cool like that.

Its looks great! You are an awesome dad. I would definitely work the SU icon in there too if you can figure out a way to do it.:good:

Your an nice dad!
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I'm 23 and am jealous of that room
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Love it....good job....and yes I would add all the variant droids also
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I'm 16 and I would love to have that room. You're doing a great job!
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Bloody hell. When I was 6 I threw conkers around
Great job though pal
I'm a product of the system I was born to destroy!

YES! I was going to paint my room next month. I know what to do n,n
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I need a house of my own....do a complete outdoor paint job
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The logos of android versions and one or two CM logos on the wall will make your son the coolest kid among his friends
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Cyanogenmod's Andy and CID look cool.
You can try them on the wall.

I have two daughters....my challenge for a room theme is daunting.
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Wow that looks cool, I'm redecorating my office soon.. That would look cool with each wall a different theme..
Android
Microsoft
Intel + amd
Nvidia + ati
"Apple hate wall"
Love to see the finished product
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I am going to try the Android Evolution and superuser this weekend . Thanks for ideas, any and all are appreciated.....
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TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I have two daughters....my challenge for a room theme is daunting.
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Nyan Cat!!

TheSkinnyDrummer said:
I have two daughters....my challenge for a room theme is daunting.
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something that is pink or closely pink,
i have a sister,
and she wants her room to be filled with all the pink stuff

PCWright86 said:
A while back I gave my six year old son my Droid x2. It was loaded down with games and music and is running CM7DX2 with v6 supercharger. He messed with it a while and grew pretty fond of it and basically
discarded his iPod touch that his grandparents got him. Well it came time to paint his room t our new house and I asked him what theme he wanted. He turned on our 4g hotspots, messed with the phone and showed me a picture of a Droid. Said he wanted his room green and Droids on his wall. Well I have started on the project and have the first Droid painted. (See Below) what do you guys think.. I am thinking about painting the super use icon for him to, but not sure. Any ideas would help.....
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You are wonderful
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